Things I never needed to see but have... [Archive]

Nixxxed

08-08-2005, 01:46 PM

Kathy Bates naked

OMG - that movie cracked me up (well, parts of it...). Kathy full-frontal getting into the hot tub, plus Jack Nicholson realizing he didn't have to sit down on the toilet anymore to pee? :laugh:

My list:
- a documentary about Mexican union reps who were beaten and set on fire by angry anti-union workers (yes, they showed it - stupid PBS)
- the animal rescue show on Animal Planet where they show injured critters, and sometimes have to put them to sleep
- the bloodspray fountain effects in Kill Bill 1 & 2 - ick

and on the lighter side:

- Jessica Trampson "These Boots..." video - who washes the General Lee with her boobs?
- Elvira without her makeup & super-duper support bra = buzzkill
- The View
- "One Night in Paris" - we thought it would be funny to show at a party, but it killed it :laugh:

DrummerDeanna

08-08-2005, 02:10 PM

The diary my mom kept when she threw my dad out
A homeless man get hit by a car

GypsySorcerer

08-08-2005, 02:34 PM

Michael Jackson kissing Lisa Marie Presley
a female urinal

Serrart

08-08-2005, 02:51 PM

-Tony Blair and Silvio Berlusconi :rolleyes: deciding to send troops in Iraq.

- Wars images, terrorist attacks images, Al Qaeda people menacing directly my Country.

-Reality shows.

-Just the other day, Jessica Simpson trashing These Boots Were Made For Walking. Willie Nelson should have been protected from getting invoved in that mess.

-Tom Cruise recently.

Just some.

Romy

dudden22

08-08-2005, 03:06 PM

Being Bobby Brown - Did we really need to see that Whitney was so bloated she had to go sit on the toilet and take one. I don't want to know about Whitney's bowels. BTW Child services can not come fast enough for me

CreepingDeath

08-08-2005, 03:08 PM

is seeing my Mother lying in a casket thanks in part to those #$%^&*@$#^%& at M.R.M.C...I NEVER needed to have seen that this early into my life.

I can relate, Brian. My father died when I was six. Going to his funeral at that age was terrible.

Then on a lighter note:

The show Growing Up Gotti. Words cannot express how much I detest those little creeps.

Seeing a spider the size of a dinner plate when I was in Brazil. :eek:

Lars Ulrich naked

Toby Keith

strandinthewind

08-08-2005, 03:08 PM

Dare I say it - the Ledgie conclave doing kaeoke in Vegas :eek: :laugh: :eek:

Red

08-08-2005, 03:21 PM

Dare I say it - the Ledgie conclave doing kaeoke in Vegas :eek: :laugh: :eek:

Au contraire, that was something entirely worth seeing!!!

On the other hand, I did NOT need to see this woman in the record store yesterday with one of the worst displays of camel toe I've ever had to witness. I'm talkin' full view people...I'm still shuddering.

estranged4life

08-08-2005, 03:31 PM

I can relate, Brian. My father died when I was six. Going to his funeral at that age was terrible.

(Nor were my 2 older brothers) able to attend my father's funeral (When I was 7 years old, Back in the gawd-awful year of 1977...2005 ranks even with 1977 in my books as years I will never forget.) since his injuries received in the car wreck were reported (According to 2 of my Uncles who were Dad's younger brothers) to be rather morbid/gruesome to say the least.

I'm not in the greatest of moods today, The asscork doctor who operated on my Mother called my sister Lesa twice yesterday to ask if he could fax her the autopsy results and go over 'em with her. All the time he was stuttering/mammering his words (He should be nervous, VERY nervous!!!)...Only problem is that Lesa never signed for the autopsy results, So if he does indeed fax 'em to her he will be digging himself into a even larger hole.

The asscork MD (Murdering Dumbf**k) at first seemed to not willing to share the results with us, Kinda funny now that we went over his head to track 'em down he is wanting to share the findings...Well he can share 'em with our attorney now.

ontheEdgeof17

08-08-2005, 03:43 PM

Dare I say it - the Ledgie conclave doing kaeoke in Vegas :eek: :laugh: :eek:

I'm sure everyone else in the building felt the same way. :p

Things I never needed to see but I have:

-insects in my food

-naked women

-death

-intestines

skcin

08-08-2005, 03:46 PM

On the other hand, I did NOT need to see this woman in the record store yesterday with one of the worst displays of camel toe I've ever had to witness. I'm talkin' full view people...I'm still shuddering.

Camel toe makes me wanna barf. Ugh. Not even plumber's crack can match it. Wretched.

I didn't need to see that cyst on a patient drained a few weeks ago.

BTFLCHLD

08-08-2005, 03:56 PM

my bro breaking his neck
roadkill (any and all)

recent lighterside:
simpson's yeehaw hoodornament

skcin

08-08-2005, 04:04 PM

This:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/guess_the_celebrity/aint_nothing_but_a_g_thing_baby_20050803.php

bikerchic

08-08-2005, 04:06 PM

This:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/guess_the_celebrity/aint_nothing_but_a_g_thing_baby_20050803.php
Good God Maude! Holly **** she looks sickly.

DrummerDeanna

08-08-2005, 04:09 PM

This:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/guess_the_celebrity/aint_nothing_but_a_g_thing_baby_20050803.php

Ugh. Yes. That definitely makes my list - as well as my "things that make you go ew." list :laugh:

Red

08-08-2005, 04:23 PM

This:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/guess_the_celebrity/aint_nothing_but_a_g_thing_baby_20050803.php

Grooooossssssss! What the hell is WRONG with her???

JazmenFlowers

08-08-2005, 06:29 PM

my best friend/cousin hit by a car and killed practically in front of me when we were around 10. it has really left a huge impression on me. totally changed me.

LuckyCharms

08-08-2005, 11:30 PM

My dog barfing a bowlfull of what looked like loogie mixed with clam chowder on the floor, then my moms dog comming up right after and eating ALL OF IT.

Mad4stevie

08-08-2005, 11:36 PM

Some guy committing suicide by jumping off a very high building.

The Nicholas Berg execution video - I cannot forget what it looked like to see them actually sawing his head off while he was screaming. :shocked:

amber

08-08-2005, 11:41 PM

My dog barfing a bowlfull of what looked like loogie mixed with clam chowder on the floor, then my moms dog comming up right after and eating ALL OF IT.
oh, that is so raunch. Dogs can be so gross! http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck06.gif

CreepingDeath

08-08-2005, 11:46 PM

The Nicholas Berg execution video - I cannot forget what it looked like to see them actually sawing his head off while he was screaming. :shocked:

When that video came out some of my jackass ex co-workers were playing it and actually laughing. :shocked:

dudden22

08-08-2005, 11:56 PM

When that video came out some of my jackass ex co-workers were playing it and actually laughing. :shocked:

:shocked: That is disturbing!

Red

08-09-2005, 12:08 AM

My dog barfing a bowlfull of what looked like loogie mixed with clam chowder on the floor, then my moms dog comming up right after and eating ALL OF IT.

AAAAAGGGHHHLLUURRGHH!!! That is so gross, yet totally made me laugh.

Johnny Stew

08-10-2005, 11:25 PM

Not sure if this is the best thread to share this anecdote or not, but I was standing outside of work yesterday, talking to my boss, when a massive pickup truck drove by. On the back windshield, was the phrase, "GET-R-DID."

Not "Get-R-Done," mind you... but "GET-R-DID." :rolleyes:

I felt dumber for having read it.

eclipse

08-11-2005, 08:46 AM

strandinthewind

08-11-2005, 08:54 AM

Are you sure you are in PA sounds like you might be in Bama, or another enlightened southern state :eek:

hehehe
eclipse

YEa - because those other than Southern states are pristine in virtue, academia, and human rights :rolleyes:

Stephanie

08-11-2005, 09:21 AM

Are you sure you are in PA sounds like you might be in Bama, or another enlightened southern state :eek:

hehehe
eclipse

Oh. I moved from NYC back to Alabama by choice. I am a doctor and my hubby is a lawyer, so we are not exactly stupid. My move was actually prompted by my hubby and I getting partnership offers; we decided that if we did that we could never return to the south, so we decided to move back!

Sure, I can joke about some things just like everyone else, but I just wanted to say that living in the south does not mean you are stupid and/or married to your cousin.

strandinthewind

08-11-2005, 09:27 AM

. . . Sure, I can joke about some things just like everyone else, but I just wanted to say that living in the south does not mean you are stupid and/or married to your cousin.

That is what I meant to say and you said it much better than I did :nod:

eclipse

08-11-2005, 09:28 AM

Maybe it should be things I would rather have not seen.....
Like:

The World Trade Center falling, falling, falling down- and what significance that held ....
Holding my 70 pound dog, while the Vet administered the shot, to put him to sleep......
Watching my Father's ashes go out with the tide on the ocean at our beach cottage house. ...
Watching my Mother let my Father go.....

But, I HAD to be at/ see all of those things because I was meant to.
Maybe I am being a little too heavy, but I think in the end....
You are made up of all the experiences that you encounter during your lifetime. Friends, Loves, Loss, Mistakes, Regrets, Decisions, Families, paths taken, paths not taken, all add up to who you ARE. All those experiences develop you and strenghten you and just make you, YOU
No one else in the world has seen what you have seen/been where you have been and felt what you have felt- No One!
It is what makes us all. Life is what makes us all....
Yes, for once, IT IS ALL ABOUT YOU!

I wouldn't stop watching TV for days....
I couldn't let my dog go by himself into that room...
As sad as I was that my Dad had died, he wanted to be let go, in the place that he loved the most...
As heartbreaking as it was to feel my Mother's pain-she needed me there....

Destiny or Fate or just living day to day, I have seen many things so far, and I plan to see a lot more
The ever philosophical,
~~eclipse~~

eclipse

08-11-2005, 09:36 AM

That is what I meant to say and you said it much better than I did :nod:

It was meant to be a joke :rolleyes:
I too lived in the south _for a spell_ hehe
and I did not mean to offend...it was meant as a joke :rolleyes:

"Get-R-Done" is not something we generally hear in New England,
it reminded me of NASCAR, which reminds me of the south,
hense the rather silly crack about "Bama".
OK?? Still pals?? :nod:
~~eclipse~~

strandinthewind

08-11-2005, 09:45 AM

It was meant to be a joke :rolleyes:
I too lived in the south _for a spell_ hehe
and I did not mean to offend...it was meant as a joke :rolleyes:

"Get-R-Done" is not something we generally hear in New England,
it reminded me of NASCAR, which reminds me of the south,
hense the rather silly crack about "Bama".
OK?? Still pals?? :nod:
~~eclipse~~

I know - I overreacted :sorry: :sorry: :sorry:

Can we stiiiiilllll be friends - oooooo the answer's always yes :angel: :angel:

eclipse

08-11-2005, 09:47 AM

I know - I overreacted :sorry: :sorry: :sorry:

Can we stiiiiilllll be friends - oooooo the answer's always yes :angel: :angel:

That's OK I think it's kind of a southern trait to overreact!!
ha,

dissention

08-11-2005, 09:51 AM

It was meant to be a joke :rolleyes:
I too lived in the south _for a spell_ hehe
and I did not mean to offend...it was meant as a joke :rolleyes:

"Get-R-Done" is not something we generally hear in New England,
it reminded me of NASCAR, which reminds me of the south,
hense the rather silly crack about "Bama".
OK?? Still pals?? :nod:
~~eclipse~~

People actually have bumper stickers that say "Get-R-Done"?

Oy.

strandinthewind

08-11-2005, 09:55 AM

That's OK I think it's kind of a southern trait to overreact!!
ha,

:p :p :p :p :p :p

BTW - we used to have an apartment in the French Quater in New Orleans in a building called The Pontalba, which are like the oldest apts in the US and they are right next to St. Phillip's Cathedral in Jackson Square. The Angelus for the morning, noon, and evening Angelus was AWE INSPIRING - I can hear it to this day.

Then, I was in Venice almost a year ago to this day and my friend and I got up early and were walking in some out of the way neighborhood when all of the bells of the churches of Venice started ringing (probably for the Angelus) and we captured it on video, which I use as my alarm clock buzzer ever since.

Finally, if you climb one of the towers of Notre Dame, you can go into a belfry and the ring the 30 foot bell for a deafening sound :eek:

Needless to say I LOVE Church Bells.

macfanken

08-11-2005, 10:06 AM

Paris Hilton's beef curtains.

AliceLover

08-11-2005, 11:09 AM

People actually have bumper stickers that say "Get-R-Done"?

Oy.

Sadly.....yes. I see them all the time.

skcin

08-11-2005, 11:33 AM

Paris Hilton's beef curtains.

Are you blind now? :eek:

all the same

08-11-2005, 11:49 AM

Hustler magazines in my formative years.

Video footage of female circumcision.

www.rotten.com (seriously, don't go there! It will ruin you!)

Any room Debbie Travis has destroyed on her numerous shows!

My mother's mastectomy scar but I'm glad I saw it at the same time.

Our last family dog slowly dying. It was terribly sad.

And I'm SO with Deanna on the Britney Spears post!