Got his balls in a ringer!

[sara1998]

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/4815844/detail.html


Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

POSTED: 3:02 pm EST August 5, 2005
UPDATED: 3:15 pm EST August 5, 2005

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

[ryan8472]

O.M.F.G. :eek:


Holy ****! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :distress:

[mylittledemon]

Wow...Thats awesome. Nothing like that has ever happened to me...but I did take a group photo once with some buddies of mine where we all put glazed donuts around our cocks. We took the polaroid and turned it face down and put the donuts on top. then we left the box at a rival frat house. I can only ASSUME they ate them...discovering the photo afterwards in horror.

[JazmenFlowers]

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/4815844/detail.html


Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

POSTED: 3:02 pm EST August 5, 2005
UPDATED: 3:15 pm EST August 5, 2005

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

reminds me of those nasty cockrings people wear...yuck - I'll never understand those.

[JazmenFlowers]

Wow...Thats awesome. Nothing like that has ever happened to me...but I did take a group photo once with some buddies of mine where we all put glazed donuts around our cocks. We took the polaroid and turned it face down and put the donuts on top. then we left the box at a rival frat house. I can only ASSUME they ate them...

you must post these pics now. lol.

[amber]

2 weeks? kind of suspicious that his "friend" did it, yet he left it on so long... ;)

[ThePenguin]

2 weeks? kind of suspicious that his "friend" did it, yet he left it on so long... ;)


kinda like those people who accidentally sit on hamsters or something LOL.

-Lis

[mylittledemon]

kinda like those people who accidentally sit on hamsters or something LOL.

-Lis

HA! Like the "Assman" Seinfeld episode where George's dad lands on the fuscilli Jerry. "It was a million to one shot doc!"

[sara1998]

kinda like those people who accidentally sit on hamsters or something LOL.

-Lis

LMAO!!! :laugh: Those are some sick bastards....

[Lisa1769]

Wow...Thats awesome. Nothing like that has ever happened to me...but I did take a group photo once with some buddies of mine where we all put glazed donuts around our cocks. We took the polaroid and turned it face down and put the donuts on top. then we left the box at a rival frat house. I can only ASSUME they ate them...


Now that is some funny stuff!! I love it!! :laugh: :laugh:

[mylittledemon]

Now that is some funny stuff!! I love it!! :laugh: :laugh:

Yeah that happened way back in 1999 when I went to UALR...good times.

[dissention]

kinda like those people who accidentally sit on hamsters or something LOL.

-Lis

:laugh:

Just ask Richard Gere.

[GODDESS6]

does anyone remember a story outa cali about 10 yrs ago, where a guy shot up his well, his...manness w/ cocaine?~ he thought it would make him last sexually for hours~ well they said he had an erection for 3 days, then it turned black & fell off :eek: :laugh: ~
what makes people come up w/ these things?!?!?! :shrug: ~

[AliceLover]

hahahahahahaha this story is absolutely histerical! :laugh:

But seriously that must have really hurt!

[amber]

does anyone remember a story outa cali about 10 yrs ago, where a guy shot up his well, his...manness w/ cocaine?~ he thought it would make him last sexually for hours~ well they said he had an erection for 3 days, then it turned black & fell off :eek: :laugh: ~
what makes people come up w/ these things?!?!?! :shrug: ~
:shocked: Good lord! Drugs are bad for your weiner, mmkay?

[dissention]

does anyone remember a story outa cali about 10 yrs ago, where a guy shot up his well, his...manness w/ cocaine?~ he thought it would make him last sexually for hours~ well they said he had an erection for 3 days, then it turned black & fell off :eek: :laugh: ~
what makes people come up w/ these things?!?!?! :shrug: ~

Ewwww. :laugh: Reminds me of that episode of Nip/Tuck where the drug dealer shoots up Julian McMahon's dick with Botox. :laugh:

[amber]

Ewwww. :laugh: Reminds me of that episode of Nip/Tuck where the drug dealer shoots up Julian McMahon's dick with Botox. :laugh:
cause it's all wrinkly? :confused:

[estranged4life]

I can clearly see God's pattern of eradicating humanity now, Make 'em more & more stupid then they CANT reproduce and they'll die off like the dinosaurs!!!

[amber]

I can clearly see God's pattern of eradicating humanity now, Make 'em more & more stupid then they CANT reproduce and they'll die off like the dinosaurs!!!
I wish! But no.

[Dreammms]

kinda like those people who accidentally sit on hamsters or something LOL.

-Lis

omg lmfao :lol: :lol:

[AliceLover]

Ewwww. :laugh: Reminds me of that episode of Nip/Tuck where the drug dealer shoots up Julian McMahon's dick with Botox. :laugh:

HAHAHAHAHA Classic episode. Is it me or is that guy always wearing the same colored underwear? :shrug:

[dissention]

HAHAHAHAHA Classic episode. Is it me or is that guy always wearing the same colored underwear? :shrug:

Probably is. :laugh: Fine with me, I think he's hot.

I'm SO pumped for the new season and the new DVDs, man. That show is the best. Vanessa Redgrave, Alec Baldwin, Famke Janssen, and Joan Rivers are all coming back. :laugh:

[AliceLover]

Probably is. :laugh: Fine with me, I think he's hot.

I'm SO pumped for the new season and the new DVDs, man. That show is the best. Vanessa Redgrave, Alec Baldwin, Famke Janssen, and Joan Rivers are all coming back. :laugh:

I got hooked easily. There was a marathon on one night around the fourth of July. I thought the episode where the kid tried to circumsize himself was hilarious. Idiot!!! Great show! Can't Wait for the new season. I was going to rent some episodes at the video store but theres only 3 episodes on one disk and you have to rent them separately. (fu*k that)