Who is the most depraved, immoral Ledgie?

[The Tower]

In ReFleetwoodMac's thread, ten people were listed as having no morals. Place your vote for the one who is the most immoral. If you think someone is more immoral than the ten selected by ReFleetwoodMac, please list them in your post and I will include an updated "write in" candidate list.

If you feel you are not being properly recognized for your immoral depravity, feel free to prove it in this thread.

Let the voting and debauchery begin!

[seeker007nmss]

Since I am not on the list, it would be morally wrong for me to vote. :nod:

[chiliD]

:shrug: I think by default it would be ReFleetwood Mac...who is not on the list.

[ryan8472]

I voted for you Paula. I just know you're gonna win! ;) :wavey: :nod:

I feel so sad that I'm not included on the poll. Remember that weird church-nazi troll we had a while ago? She targeted me! :lol: And I have posted strange pictures of myself. Surely that gives me the right to be on this poll? :shrug: :laugh:

[skcin]

No Strand? I was sooo gonna vote for him.

Alright, I'll vote for Liquidblue5000 then, that bootlegging homo. :p

[ryan8472]

Josh, what a popular man you are. ;) :lol:

[The Tower]

I feel so sad that I'm not included on the poll. Remember that weird church-nazi troll we had a while ago? She targeted me! :lol: And I have posted strange pictures of myself. Surely that gives me the right to be on this poll? :shrug: :laugh:
Aw, don't feel sad Ryan- we all know you're depraved. The list was created by ReFleetwoodMac, so I went with it.

No Strand? I was sooo gonna vote for him.
Yes, Jason would be in my top five as well. Alas, he was not selected by ReFleetwoodMac, so no dice. Maybe Jason could be included in another poll, like "Who is the Ledgie most likely to be discovered in a drag bar 'ladies' restroom?" ;)

[dissention]

Maybe Jason could be included in another poll, like "Who is the Ledgie most likely to be discovered in a drag bar 'ladies' restroom?" ;)

Behind a glory hole, no less.

[GODDESS6]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ :lol: :laugh: :lol:

[ryan8472]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ :lol: :laugh: :lol:
My reaction too. :lol: :lol: :lol: :eek:

[dissention]

Josh, what a popular man you are. ;) :lol:

I think it's offensive that you aren't on that list, dear. I truly do.

[The Tower]

Behind a glory hole, no less.
See, this is an example of why I am not on the depraved list- whereas Joshua is. I had the decorum to simply list the location- Joshua had to imply the goings on...

[GateandGarden]

I think it would have to be ReFleetwoodMac or Nico (Hey Jen! :wavey: ). :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

I think it's offensive that you aren't on that list, dear. I truly do.


Listen piss for brains - just because I happen to lead an exotic life and have COLORFUL friends does not mean I am depraved. DEBAUCHED yes - but depraved - I don't think so :cool:

Paula wins in my book for two reasons:

1. She sleeps with homos and

2. She is married to a man who grabs his crotch for group pics.

:wavey: :wavey:

Diss would win, but he hates lube, body hair, exchanging fluids, the color green, and Antonio J. Sabato, Jr. :mad:

[ryan8472]

I think it's offensive that you aren't on that list, dear. I truly do.
I know. Everyone here knows what a truely depraved, sacreligious, immoral person I am. It's like leaving Babe Ruth off the all time Home Run list. :distress:


;)

[strandinthewind]

See, this is an example of why I am not on the depraved list- whereas Joshua is. I had the decorum to simply list the location- Joshua had to imply the goings on...

I thought it was a new kind if urinal :eek:

and - BTW - they really need to put more tissue in those stalls for you next time Diss. :cool:

[all the same]

I said Hillary. CLEARLY she has no moral! :lol:

[BTFLCHLD]

call me 'crazy' but i like the majority on the list...a lot... so i couldnt vote any one of them depraved...the minority are those i am not familiar with...maybe this is all supposed to be funny... :shrug:

[The Tower]

...maybe this is all supposed to be funny... :shrug:
:nod: I think someone is catching on....

[all the same]

Hmmm... now that I read over the list, it's hard to say. There are a lot of people that will "burn in the fire that does not consume" in my opinion! :lol:

[dissention]

1. She sleeps with homos and

So do I.

2. She is married to a man who grabs his crotch for group pics.

:wavey: :wavey:

How...lovely.

Diss would win, but he hates lube, body hair, exchanging fluids, the color green, and Antonio J. Sabato, Jr. :mad:

I don't hate lube when it's the good kind and I don't hate body hair unless someone resembles Sasquatch and has never heard the term "manscaping." As for the rest, don't hate me because I'm classy. :p

[GateandGarden]

Okay, who's voting for me? Fess up! :lol::lol:

[GateandGarden]

I said Hillary. CLEARLY she has no moral! :lol:Okay. Now I know how you really feel, Daniel. ;) Now, who is guilty? :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

. . . I don't hate lube when it's the good kind and I don't hate body hair unless someone resembles Sasquatch and has never heard the term "manscaping." As for the rest, don't hate me because I'm classy. :p

I am mailing you forthwith a vat of Crisco, Rid, and flavored condoms.

[dissention]

I am mailing you forthwith a vat of Crisco, Rid, and flavored condoms.

There can be no question that you are from the South. :cool:

[strandinthewind]

There can be no question that you are from the South. :cool:

Should I also include a razor, ben wa balls, and some no lye relaxer :wavey: :wavey:

[BTFLCHLD]

has everyone forgotten...i started the perv thread :D

[dissention]

Should I also include...ben wa balls

Nope, his balls are enough for me at the moment. Don't need more of 'em bouncing around.

[The Tower]

So do I.
Um, HELLO?!?!?! I thought we we going to keep that private!!!! :mad: :mad: JEEZUS!!!!!!!!!!

[strandinthewind]

Nope, his balls are enough for me at the moment. Don't need more of 'em bouncing around.

YANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dissention]

has everyone forgotten...i started the perv thread :D

OMG, you win. Hands down. I've proclaimed you the winner and that is what you shall be.

[all the same]

Okay. Now I know how you really feel, Daniel. ;) Now, who is guilty? :laugh:

Sorry, tootz. It's clear to me! :thumbsup:

[The Tower]

Should I also include a razor, ben wa balls, and some no lye relaxer :wavey: :wavey:
Ben wa balls are really, really nazzty. Jason gains points and moves up on the list! Not depraved, my ass... :p

[all the same]

Diss! You're totally winning! You must be proud. And what's this about you not liking lube? You prefer chafing? :lol:

[strandinthewind]

Um, HELLO?!?!?! I thought we we going to keep that private!!!! :mad: :mad: JEEZUS!!!!!!!!!!


Listen Pass Around Patty - just because your footprints are walking DOWN more than one headboard in just about every sleazy motel in South LA - that gives you no right to fuss at Diss for spilling the worst kept secret since Paula's gay foursome.

[BTFLCHLD]

OMG, you win. Hands down. I've proclaimed you the winner and that is what you shall be. :laugh: hmmm...thank you :xoxo:

[all the same]

:laugh: hmmm...thank you :xoxo:

The perv thread was before my time! DAMMIT! From what I've read in it, it looked DAMN funny!

[Mari]

Maybe I should post that pic of a naked pussy again, because clearly everyone's overlooking my immorality. I feel offended.
Btw, I have two strikes. Now how many of you little angels can say that.http://www.the-land-community.com/landfiles/smilies/leberwurst.gif

[strandinthewind]

The perv thread was before my time! DAMMIT! From what I've read in it, it looked DAMN funny!

Lord Child - that perv thread taught this ole whore a few new things :eek: - and let me tell ya, that is sayin alot :laugh:

[dissention]

Listen Pass Around Patty - just because your footprints are walking DOWN more than one headboard in just about every sleazy motel in South LA - that gives you no right to fuss at Diss for spilling the worst kept secret since Paula's gay foursome.

They could open up a sperm bank with all the used condoms he leaves lying around LA.

[strandinthewind]

Maybe I should post that pic of a naked pussy again, because clearly everyone's overlooking my immorality. I feel offended.
Btw, I have two strikes. Now how many of you little angels can say that.http://www.the-land-community.com/landfiles/smilies/leberwurst.gif

well, as long as it is not YOUR pu$$y - then it could be considered art as opposed to personal exhibitionism :shrug:

[dudden22]

Maybe I should post that pic of a naked pussy again

:shocked: :shocked:

[dissention]

Maybe I should post that pic of a naked pussy again, because clearly everyone's overlooking my immorality. I feel offended.
Btw, I have two strikes. Now how many of you little angels can say that.http://www.the-land-community.com/landfiles/smilies/leberwurst.gif

:laugh:

I loved that wrinkled old pussy. Haul it out again, Mari!

[Mari]

:shocked: :shocked:

Oh look, it works!

[Mari]

http://www.noah.org/pictures/naked_cat.jpg

It's not the same one, but this will do :D

[BTFLCHLD]

if it's the posting of pussy...jill gets my vote :wavey:
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[dudden22]

Oh look, it works!

Isn't a picture of a pu$$y always naked though. Unless it's wearing little pu$$y golashes or perhaps a little pu$$y raincoat ;)

[strandinthewind]

Isn't a picture of a pu$$y always naked though. Unless it's wearing little pu$$y golashes or perhaps a little pu$$y raincoat ;)

or a dental dam :cool: :wavey:

[macfanken]

Diss! You're totally winning! You must be proud. And what's this about you not liking lube? You prefer chafing? :lol:


Lube is good. It's pre-lubing that makes one an immoral slut! :eek:

[dissention]

http://www.noah.org/pictures/naked_cat.jpg

It's not the same one, but this will do :D

Kind of resembles a ball sack in cold weather.

[macfanken]

http://www.noah.org/pictures/naked_cat.jpg

It's not the same one, but this will do :D


I was expecting a nasty Paris Hilton pic. :lol:

[Nixxxed]

Hooray! I voted for myself (of course), but upon viewing the results, I see that someone *else* thinks I'm a freak as well.

Maybe I should be *listening* to the voices in my head, instead of trying to medicate them away or ignore them completely. Me-suddenly-thinks they have been right all along...

[Mari]

Kind of resembles a ball sack in cold weather.

Yes, I can see why you got so many votes already :cool:

[Nixxxed]

I voted for you Paula. I just know you're gonna win! ;) :wavey: :nod:

I feel so sad that I'm not included on the poll. Remember that weird church-nazi troll we had a while ago? She targeted me! :lol: And I have posted strange pictures of myself. Surely that gives me the right to be on this poll? :shrug: :laugh:
...and after all that whining you did on my Ask Rocky thread about the beaking picture...

:lol: :xoxo:

[dissention]

Yes, I can see why you got so many votes already :cool:

Puhleeeeze. If you were on that list, you'd be wiping the floor with me. :woohoo:

[Mari]

Nasty pictures, Ken, me??

http://www.interfold.com/danelle62/nasty%20shatzeadj.jpg

[Mari]

Puhleeeeze. If you were on that list, you'd be wiping the floor with me. :woohoo:

But why aren't I! Waaah!!!!

[all the same]

Nasty pictures, Ken, me??

http://www.interfold.com/danelle62/nasty%20shatzeadj.jpg

That's why I don't like pussy!

[all the same]

But why aren't I! Waaah!!!!

It's tragic really. You've shown us your pussy! How much more immoral can you get?

[macfanken]

Nasty pictures, Ken, me??

http://www.interfold.com/danelle62/nasty%20shatzeadj.jpg


Looks like amateur kitty porn!

[Mari]

How about this (http://home.ican.net/~otiss/menu/menu.html) then.
I can't sink much lower.

[amber]

I was happy to see I had fooled everyone, and didn't get any votes. But I know what I do, and have done, so I was forced to vote for myself. I just seemed inherently more amoral than Paula, Diss, and Hillary. Carry on....and yes, Mari should be on the list. She may have been able to get my vote.... :D

[Mari]

Thank you for believing in me, Amber :laugh:

[irishgrl]

I am mailing you forthwith a vat of Crisco, Rid, and flavored condoms.

dont forget green food coloring.

oh, and with a cherry on top.

[The Tower]

Listen Pass Around Patty - just because your footprints are walking DOWN more than one headboard in just about every sleazy motel in South LA - that gives you no right to fuss at Diss for spilling the worst kept secret since Paula's gay foursome.
They could open up a sperm bank with all the used condoms he leaves lying around LA.
Ooooooooooo, being tag-teamed by Jason and Joshua- how delicious!!

It's nice to see you two can agree on something.

I was happy to see I had fooled everyone, and didn't get any votes. But I know what I do, and have done, so I was forced to vote for myself. I just seemed inherently more amoral than Paula, Diss, and Hillary.
Voting for yourself, Amber??? How masturbatory of you... :]

[irishgrl]

Well, if I would have been fortunate enuff to make that list, I woulda voted for myself too. Instead, I must live with the knowledge that I am not depraved OR immoral, tho GAWD knows IVE TRIED! :nod:

[strandinthewind]

Ooooooooooo, being tag-teamed by Jason and Joshua- how delicious!!

It's nice to see you two can agree on something . . . .

Speaking of delicious, which one of we three is the meat in the sandwhich and which two are the buns?

[all the same]

Speaking of delicious, which one of we three is the meat in the sandwhich and which two are the buns?

That just perked my ears up! :laugh:

[all the same]

I was happy to see I had fooled everyone, and didn't get any votes. But I know what I do, and have done, so I was forced to vote for myself. I just seemed inherently more amoral than Paula, Diss, and Hillary. Carry on....and yes, Mari should be on the list. She may have been able to get my vote.... :D

Even though you're going to burn in the fire that does not consume, i still love ya! :xoxo: Myself, I'm as pure as morning snow!


Or is it, pure as morning snowball? ZING!

[Nixxxed]

Speaking of delicious, which one of we three is the meat in the sandwhich and which two are the buns?
One word: spitroast.

[ryan8472]

Even though you're going to burn in the fire that does not consume, i still love ya! :xoxo: Myself, I'm as pure as morning snow!


Or is it, pure as morning snowball? ZING!
Oh snap! :lol:

I love these threads. :laugh:

[The Tower]

Speaking of delicious, which one of we three is the meat in the sandwhich and which two are the buns?
I'll be a bun- you two can fight over the meat.

Or is it, pure as morning snowball? ZING!
That is ****ing awesome! Where's your air sickness bag, Dissy???? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

One word: spitroast.
Oy, oy, oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... :laugh:

[skcin]

Paula wins in my book for two reasons:

1. She sleeps with homos and

2. She is married to a man who grabs his crotch for group pics.



Oh. My. God.


That wasn't my husband grabbing himself in the pic - it was my brother in law. :(

Does this mean I'm disqualified? :distress:

Wait! Wait! I shared a bed with Bikerchic Theresa in Vegas - is that scandalous enough? :shrug:

EDIT: Sorry to disappoint, but we shared it only to sleep.

[strandinthewind]

Oh. My. God.


That wasn't my husband grabbing himself in the pic - it was my brother in law. :(

Does this mean I'm disqualified? :distress:

Wait! Wait! I shared a bed with Bikerchic Theresa in Vegas - is that scandalous enough? :shrug:

EDIT: Sorry to disappoint, but we shared it only to sleep.


Well, damnit - I thought it was your hubby, which is harder to explain than a relation by marriage, just ask Jimmy Carter about Billy, Clinton about his brother, and W about his "I opened the hotel room door and this underage hooker started having sex with me what was I supposed to do" brother :laugh:

But, having bedded all these Ledgies keeps you in the top 3 :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

One word: spitroast.


SWISH - RIMSHOT :laugh: :laugh:

[dissention]

Or is it, pure as morning snowball? ZING!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[estranged4life]

noone since my name was left off...Remember ya cant be more immoral than someone with the nickname T.A.C.I.T. ("The Anti-Christ In Training")!!!

[sparky]

One word: spitroast.

I love that word. Just the word, mind you. :shocked:


p.s. BTW, I can scarcely believe I am not a candidate in this.

[The Tower]

I love that word. Just the word, mind you. :shocked:


p.s. BTW, I can scarcely believe I am not a candidate in this.
ReFleetwoodMac didn't put you on the list!
Where the hell am I on the list ?

Didn't get to me yet ?
Sparky's ok, for now.

You could be a write in candidate for sure. I'd put you in the top one or two along with a certain individual who's identity I'll keep to myself...

[strandinthewind]

ReFleetwoodMac didn't put you on the list!



You could be a write in candidate for sure. I'd put you in the top one or two along with a certain individual who's identity I'll keep to myself...

"Don't talk about me like I'm not here." said Shelby

[ontheEdgeof17]

Paula sleeps in the same bed as gay men. It has to be her. :cool:

[SteveMacD]

{{Thank God I've been able to sneak under the radar...Time for more lewd debauchery!!!}}

[strandinthewind]

Paula sleeps in the same bed as gay men. It has to be her. :cool:

More than one fag was in the bed with her :eek:

Paula you STRUMPET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW - what were said fags doing while in bed with Paula and are there pictures or, gasp, a video? Instead of "OMG - I touched a leg warmer" - we may get more prurient footage :cool:

[all the same]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

You love it! Admit it, hussy! :lol:

[ontheEdgeof17]

More than one fag was in the bed with her :eek:



Just one....but she ate McDonalds with me in my bed! :shocked: Immoral, I tell ya! Immoral!

[all the same]

Just one....but she ate McDonalds with me in my bed! :shocked: Immoral, I tell ya! Immoral!

Her poor husband! I can only imagine what kind of deviant behaviour you guys got into! Crumbs in the bed for starters!

[ontheEdgeof17]

Her poor husband! I can only imagine what kind of deviant behaviour you guys got into! Crumbs in the bed for starters!


Sisters of the Moon Tongue

Gold and Braid Dance

Listening to Bootlegs!



The list goes on and on.....

[trackaghost]

I voted for Paula too, as I explained in the other thread, her immoral posts hurt my innocent eyes.
Someone shelter me, I'm scared by all the depravity here on the Ledge.
It gives me nightmares, even thinking about fluffy kittens and sunny days doesn't help.

[all the same]

Sisters of the Moon Tongue

Gold and Braid Dance

Listening to Bootlegs!



The list goes on and on.....

You better be careful with a straight woman in your bed, you might turn her into a fag. Uh... er... well... maybe not, but still! :lol:

Okay, what's the Sisters of the Moon Tongue and the Gold and Braid Dance. It's not to be confused with the golden shower dance is it? 'Cause you've got to have serious rythm of the golden shower dance! Not many can do it! :lol:

[all the same]

I voted for Paula too, as I explained in the other thread, her immoral posts hurt my innocent eyes.
Someone shelter me, I'm scared by all the depravity here on the Ledge.
It gives me nightmares, even thinking about fluffy kittens and sunny days doesn't help.

I posted a pic of a super cute kitten on the dogs and cats thread. That may restore your virginal eyes to their former luster!

[strandinthewind]

Just one....but she ate McDonalds with me in my bed! :shocked: Immoral, I tell ya! Immoral!

Yes she is - I mean I heard she brought a riding crop and called you Nellie :cool:

[skcin]

I voted for Paula too, as I explained in the other thread, her immoral posts hurt my innocent eyes.

This from the woman who has the freaky clay head of Lionel Ritchie in her signature...


Okay, what's the Sisters of the Moon Tongue and the Gold and Braid Dance.

Singing along to the Mirage Concert version of SOTM ("and she says no baby, no baby,dw!)*%hr(^lkjwel;mt_*#@!$% ") and dancing along to Gold & Braid ala' the Live in Concert vid, complete with tambo toss. :nod:

[skcin]

Yes she is - I mean I heard she brought a riding crop and called you Nellie :cool:


I tried to get him to go along with it, but all he wanted me to do was pour ketchup on him while he rolled around naked in the tub squealing "I'm a french fry, I'm a french fry!"

[strandinthewind]

. . . Singing along to the Mirage Concert version of SOTM ("and she says no baby, no baby,dw!)*%hr(^lkjwel;mt_*#@!$% ")

and then a PANTY REVEALING, DRUNKENLY LISTING SPIN


. . . and dancing along to Gold & Braid ala' the Live in Concert vid, complete with tambo toss. :nod:

and her titties are a flappin' in that one - though not as bad as the Angel Tusk footage, though I am sure that rancorous to morality free for all was done as well!

Paula - it really is no use darlin' we've got your number and it is 1-800-I am a gay baiting immoral floosie!

[strandinthewind]

I tried to get him to go along with it, but all he wanted me to do was pour ketchup on him while he rolled around naked in the tub squealing "I'm a french fry, I'm a french fry!"

I LOVE YOU

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[trackaghost]

This from the woman who has the freaky clay head of Lionel Ritchie in her signature...



You know you love it. Look at that big manly clay chin.
And to think a blind girl made that!

[all the same]

You know you love it. Look at that big manly clay chin.
And to think a blind girl made that!

"Hello! Is it me you're looking for? 'Cause I wonder where you are. And I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feelin' lonely? Is someone loving you? Tell me how to win your heart! 'Cause I haven't got a clue. So, let me start by saying... I LOVE YOU!"

That was all from memory, so I probably screwed up somewhere in there! :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

"Hello! Is it me you're looking for? 'Cause I wonder where you are. And I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feelin' lonely? Is someone loving you? Tell me how to win your heart! 'Cause I haven't got a clue. So, let me start by saying... I LOVE YOU!"

That was all from memory, so I probably screwed up somewhere in there! :laugh:

and sadly and with shame, I profess and in fact confess

I like that song

[all the same]

Singing along to the Mirage Concert version of SOTM ("and she says no baby, no baby,dw!)*%hr(^lkjwel;mt_*#@!$% ") and dancing along to Gold & Braid ala' the Live in Concert vid, complete with tambo toss. :nod:

I can't believe your husband didn't file for divorce! :lol:

[all the same]

and sadly and with shame, I profess and in fact confess

I like that song

How about "Penny lover, don't you walk on by. Penny lovahhhh don't you blah bleh bluh..." not sure how the rest of it goes... "don't you make me cry"? God, Lionel Richie! So cheesy but shamefully, I also like him. Don't tell anyone though! It's between the two of us! :nod:

[strandinthewind]

How about "Penny lover, don't you walk on by. Penny lovahhhh don't you blah bleh bluh..." not sure how the rest of it goes... "don't you make me cry"? God, Lionel Richie! So cheesy but shamefully, I also like him. Don't tell anyone though! It's between the two of us! :nod:

I have to say once again, I like that one as well. I even like Dancing on the Ceiling - for the feeling :laugh:

He opened for Tina Turner a few years ago and his show was fantastic and in some ways rivaled her show - though no one can really rival Tina T. LR came out at one part in a HUGE afro wig and silver glitter platform boots.

[The Tower]

"Hello! Is it me you're looking for? 'Cause I wonder where you are. And I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feelin' lonely? Is someone loving you? Tell me how to win your heart! 'Cause I haven't got a clue. So, let me start by saying... I LOVE YOU!"

That was all from memory, so I probably screwed up somewhere in there! :laugh:
How about "Penny lover, don't you walk on by. Penny lovahhhh don't you blah bleh bluh..." not sure how the rest of it goes... "don't you make me cry"? God, Lionel Richie! So cheesy but shamefully, I also like him. Don't tell anyone though! It's between the two of us! :nod:
I have to say once again, I like that one as well. I even like Dancing on the Ceiling - for the feeling
Bleeeechhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lionel Richie's solo stuff blows chunks. Please do not sully my beautiful immorality thread with his treacle.

[Mari]

Alright.
I was thinking about using one of these as a new banner, but maybe they'd be in place on top of the chit chat board?

[all the same]

Alright.
I was thinking about using one of these as a new banner, but maybe they'd be in place on top of the chit chat board?

Too funny! :lol: There totally should be a parental advisory on this board or just parental advisories attached to each of the pervs on the ledge!

[strandinthewind]

Bleeeechhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lionel Richie's solo stuff blows chunks. Please do not sully my beautiful immorality thread with his treacle.


Oh PISS OFF Butt Pirate - you and your immoral ways could do with a little wholesome LIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEELLLLLLL ----- AWESOME!

:wavey: :p :wavey: :p ;) ;)

Don't you have John in a half hour anyway :woohoo:

[estranged4life]

who do y'all recommend I vote for of the nominees listed? I havent a clue who to vote for...So who is worthy of my vote???

[trackaghost]

Vote for Paula, Brian!

The Lionel Richie clay head commands it!

[StevieNicksEO17]

Okay, I voted for Hillary becuase I've known her the longest! :laugh:

[estranged4life]

Vote for Paula, Brian!

The Lionel Richie clay head commands it!

reduced to a head of clay, tsk...tsk...tsk!!! Well at least it wasnt a head of cheese :shrug:

[skcin]

Um, hello? Amber has only 2 votes? Puh-leeze. She made me gamble AND smoke AND drink in Vegas - let's get with it, people!

[The Tower]

Oh PISS OFF Butt Pirate...
That's my name, don't wear it out! :p

[The Tower]

Um, hello? Amber has only 2 votes? Puh-leeze. She made me gamble AND smoke AND drink in Vegas - let's get with it, people!
And one of those votes was Amber voting for herself.... :rolleyes:

[strandinthewind]

Um, hello? Amber has only 2 votes? Puh-leeze. She made me gamble AND smoke AND drink in Vegas - let's get with it, people!


Please see the above mentioned citations of immorality on your part - to wit:

Homos - sleeping and fraternizing with

Drunken sexual dances involving flapping titties and revealed panties

Crotch grabbing relatives

Clearly, Amber's licentious behavior, while bad and certainly tawdry, pales in comparison. Of course, it could be that I took part in Amber's web of sin :eek:

[all the same]

Um, hello? Amber has only 2 votes? Puh-leeze. She made me gamble AND smoke AND drink in Vegas - let's get with it, people!

I agree! Amber needs way more votes! I just voted for Hillary, 'cause it was funny!

[skcin]

Clearly, Amber's licentious behavior, while bad and certainly tawdry, pales in comparison. Of course, it could be that I took part in Amber's web of sin :eek:

Well, that takes care of her hanging out with homos, then doesn't it? :cool:

Besides - doesn't everyone have a crotch-grabbing relative? :shrug:

[strandinthewind]

What kills me is Kelly -- Kelly -- got two votes on that list of sinners :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

. . . Besides - doesn't everyone have a crotch-grabbing relative? :shrug:


What about if you've grabbed a relative's crotch :eek:

[The Tower]

What about if you've grabbed a relative's crotch :eek:
Annnnnnnd in the middle of round 8 we've hit a new low!!! Congratulations, Jason! :laugh: :laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

I'm the only one with class around here.

[strandinthewind]

Annnnnnnd in the middle of round 8 we've hit a new low!!! Congratulations, Jason! :laugh: :laugh:

Well, you knew it was only a matter of time :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

I'm the only one with class around here.

Listen whore of babylon - don't pretend like you are above this or Mama is gonna have to start pulling old quotes from your lovely a$$ :wavey: now where is that perv thread :eek:

[xxxmx]

amber grabbed stevie's tit, she gets my vote. :wavey:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Listen whore of babylon - don't pretend like you are above this or Mama is gonna have to start pulling old quotes from your lovely a$$ :wavey: now where is that perv thread :eek:


I guess you will see for youself starting tomorrow. :angel:

[skcin]

What kills me is Kelly -- Kelly -- got two votes on that list of sinners :laugh:


Oh come on. I can't believe that she hasn't gotten more votes! What, with her husband & kids, living in the suburbs, going to amusement parks - sheebus!


:angel:

[SuzeQuze]

"Hello! Is it me you're looking for? 'Cause I wonder where you are. And I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feelin' lonely? Is someone loving you? Tell me how to win your heart! 'Cause I haven't got a clue. So, let me start by saying... I LOVE YOU!"

That was all from memory, so I probably screwed up somewhere in there! :laugh:

You know, I think you are exactly right! I'm also speaking from memory though. Okay, I looked it up, you were sooo close. :shocked:

Hello, is it me you're looking for?
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying ... I love you

I like this song too.

[strandinthewind]

amber grabbed stevie's tit, she gets my vote. :wavey:

she grabbed Brett's too - I was there :eek:

[trackaghost]

I'm selling morals if anyone wants any!

[strandinthewind]

I'm selling morals if anyone wants any!

Carefull - you may cause another reformation in Christianity :laugh:

[amber]

I'm selling morals if anyone wants any!
Got some to spare, do ya? Hmmm? yeah. yeah.
mmkay, trackie....








:laugh:

[skcin]

I'm selling morals if anyone wants any!


Nope, I'll pass. You should keep your morals to yourself.

[estranged4life]

anyone who can grab a Stevie boob (Fake and/or real) is primo uno in my books (Thus vote worthy), So I voted for Amber!!!

[skcin]

^ Right on, brother! I knew you'd do the right thing!

[amber]

^ Right on, brother! I knew you'd do the right thing!
Hey, Paula - I grabbed your boob, too, remember? You, Stevie, and Brett are in a very elite club....

[GateandGarden]

Okay, I voted for Hillary becuase I've known her the longest! :laugh::thumbsup:

[The Tower]

Hillary, Amber and Paula are in a three way tie for second place!

I suggest a Wesson Oil wrestling match to determine the winner....

[macfanken]

I'm feeling morally superior and perfect right now, so if you'll excuse me, I have some souls to pray for. :angel:

[GateandGarden]

Hillary, Amber and Paula are in a three way tie for second place!

I suggest a Wesson Oil wrestling match to determine the winner....Or a three way as you suggested. :shrug: ;)


:laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

I'm feeling morally superior and perfect right now, so if you'll excuse me, I have some souls to pray for. :angel:

Praying in a Bath house doesn't count.

[strandinthewind]

Praying in a Bath house doesn't count.

even if Pollyanna is on her knees :wavey:

[macfanken]

Praying in a Bath house doesn't count.

Moi?! I'm praying for you right now but I doubt it'll help!

[The Tower]

Or a three way as you suggested. :shrug: ;)


:laugh:
Tramp! :laugh: :laugh:

Praying in a Bath house doesn't count.
ZZZZAPOWIE!!!! *** ooooooh, that was a good one, Curtis ***

[trackaghost]

Got some to spare, do ya? Hmmm? yeah. yeah.
mmkay, trackie....








:laugh:

I almost voted for you Amber :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

and may I just take a few seconds to point out Le Stew is an immoral tramp as well.

He has SHAMELESSLY flirted with anyone who looked in his direction.

He has openly solicited on these very boards.

He may have a BF now - but he is still as immoral as he ever was :nod:

[trackaghost]

Or a three way as you suggested. :shrug: ;)


:laugh:

:laugh: I should have voted for Hillary!

[dissention]

even if Pollyanna is on her knees :wavey:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Spaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrkyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[GateandGarden]

:laugh: I should have voted for Hillary!Glad that I've made you see the error of your ways. :D

[Kelly]

What kills me is Kelly -- Kelly -- got two votes on that list of sinners :laugh:


I guess some of ya'll are seeing my true colors. I thought I hid them soooo well. :laugh:
I voted for myself......I had to after an episode in my pool yesterday, ahem, anyway.....PAULA is the one I should have voted for. She is a bad influence on moi. :angel:

[Kelly]

Oh come on. I can't believe that she hasn't gotten more votes! What, with her husband & kids, living in the suburbs, going to amusement parks - sheebus!


:angel:



But Paula...you don't know what happened in the WAVE POOL at the amusement park. :p


Can you tell we like pools?!? :lol:

[SuzeQuze]

and may I just take a few seconds to point out Le Stew is an immoral tramp as well.

He has SHAMELESSLY flirted with anyone who looked in his direction.

He has openly solicited on these very boards.

He may have a BF now - but he is still as immoral as he ever was :nod:

Hmm, what is it they say about those who point a finger? Something like three point back at you? Something like that. ;)

[gldstwmn]

Dissention, hands down. And I love him for it. :xoxo:

[SuzeQuze]

Dissention, hands down. And I love him for it. :xoxo:

:nod: He got my vote. Earned it too! Luv ya, Diss! :xoxo:

[gldstwmn]

2. She is married to a man who grabs his crotch for group pics.


I thought that was the brother in law, not the husband. :shocked: :lol:

[gldstwmn]

This from the woman who has the freaky clay head of Lionel Ritchie in her signature...

For the longest time, I thought it was Will Ferrell. I really did. :o

[gldstwmn]

And one of those votes was Amber voting for herself.... :rolleyes:

I want to know who voted for Carne. :lol:

[gldstwmn]

Besides - doesn't everyone have a crotch-grabbing relative? :shrug:

Um...no. :laugh:

[Miss Vicky]

Wow. Dissy's umm... popular?

He got my vote anyway.

[mylittledemon]

Wish I could be the most depraved, but those would be pretty high hopes. I think I just have moments where my black humour prevails.

[Serrart]

Bill Clinton? ;)

Romy

[amber]

:nod: He got my vote. Earned it too! Luv ya, Diss! :xoxo:
So, this is interesting to me. Since you voted for him, why does he have no morals?
He's always struck me as exceptionally rigid and pretty moral. To wit -

1. He hasn't, and doesn't, drink, smoke, or do drugs. Ever.
2. He stays abreast of current affairs, and gives time/money to politics and charities.
3. He's a vegetarian
4. He seems pretty clear on the whole right/wrong thing.
5. Being bisexual is not immoral...and heck, I've slept with as many girls as Diss has guys.. :laugh:
6. He won't even use a public restroom. :lol:

So, seriously, how is he lacking morals? I might call him irrascible and inflexible
( :xoxo: but I'm not), but immoral? :confused:

Or is he just depraved? :cool:

[GateandGarden]

How is never drinking, smoking or taking drugs a sign of having morals? By that definition we could call homosexuality immoral.True.stupid ten character minimum

[amber]

I don't really even know what morals are supposed to be anyways.... :p

[skcin]

Hey, Paula - I grabbed your boob, too, remember? You, Stevie, and Brett are in a very elite club....

I almost forgot! I feel so important. And a little dirty. :p



I guess some of ya'll are seeing my true colors. I thought I hid them soooo well. :laugh:
I voted for myself......I had to after an episode in my pool yesterday, ahem, anyway.....PAULA is the one I should have voted for. She is a bad influence on moi. :angel:

Me a bad influence? If you say so. :laugh: What happens in Vegas....

Hey, where the hell is Marissa while all this is going on?!?!

[ontheEdgeof17]

Hey, where the hell is Marissa while all this is going on?!?!


Prolly smokin a joint in the men's bathroom while spanking Jake's ass.

[skcin]

How is never drinking, smoking or taking drugs a sign of having morals? By that definition we could call homosexuality immoral.

Well, several of us were singled out as having no morals. We're just debating why. :angel:

[GateandGarden]

Still, it doesn't make smoking etc. a moral sin. Anyhoo, I don't think one can apply logical (or illogical as was my point) reasoning to justify or deny the initial claim. Perhaps it is applicable however I would think that's incidental. Please everyone carry on.I totally agree with your viewpoint but I think it was a joke to begin with and her post wasn't to be taken very seriously. It goes with the whole thread, which isn't to be taken seriously, either. But, yeah, I do agree with you, of course. A conversation about what actually constitutes immorality would be a good thread topic, but I would hate to start that in this thread.


By the way, you're cute. But then you already knew that I thought that from seeing my blog entry. :D

[skcin]

^ Oh, I agree. My point is that I don't think anything anyone here has done is immoral, least of all drinking, smoking or drugging. I assume Amber's just grasping at straws to make sense of Dissention's immoral label, cuz we don't get it.

I assume some were singled out because they are gay? Not sure why I was, or Amber for that matter - cuz no one likes us? Cuz I bought a matching pink shirt with one of my gay boyfriends & took a pic in fun? Cuz Amber's a tit grabber? Kelly & David - ummmmm....no clue. I guess it was just a troll stirring the **** again, but I think we've had some fun with it. I'm certainly not taking it seriously. :shrug:

[GateandGarden]

^ Oh, I agree. My point is that I don't think anything anyone here has done is immoral, least of all drinking, smoking or drugging. I assume Amber's just grasping at straws to make sense of Dissention's immoral label, cuz we don't get it.

I assume some were singled out because they are gay? Not sure why I was, or Amber for that matter - cuz no one likes us? Cuz I bought a matching pink shirt with one of my gay boyfriends & took a pic in fun? Cuz Amber's a tit grabber? Kelly & David - ummmmm....no clue. I guess it was just a troll stirring the **** again, but I think we've had some fun with it. I'm certainly not taking it seriously. :shrug:
As for the singling out, I think that you and Amber are just well-known and people like to pick on you for fun. I think it's the same for Josh. I'm not sure what it is for me. I would say it is the gay thing since I mention it often enough, but then so do quite a few other Ledgies. As for Kelly, I suspect it's that people imagine she'd be one of the last people to be labeled depraved and so they labeled her as such for the irony. :shrug:

EDIT: Wait. Who is this troll of which you speak? Are you talking about Bobo? He's a friendly troll.

[skcin]

EDIT: Wait. Who is this troll of which you speak? Are you talking about Bobo? He's a friendly troll.

Well, I didn't take any offense to his labeling me as "one with no morals" but others may have so that's not cool IMO. Of course, more people seemed upset that they didn't get mentioned on his thread. :laugh:

[GateandGarden]

Actually it's not that at all. Mr Bobo was inspired by my advice (however I was unaware he'd take it so literally) and I can only assume randomly named people. He certainly wasn't acting on homophobia (that I know of), he probably doesn't know the orientation of these members, nor do I for the most part, that would be too much to remember. Also, he's incidently not a troll, his jokes are simply appreciated by the minority here who understand his reference.Oh, when I commented about the sexual orientation issue, etc., I meant that that's why people are voting for certain people in this poll particularly, though I assume in a joking manner entirely. I wasn't referring to Bobo's thread. And of course I don't think of him as a troll at all, as I said. Okay, maybe a friendly troll, which is cool.

And you started this, Lux? :lol:

[GateandGarden]

Well, I didn't take any offense to his labeling me as "one with no morals" but others may have so that's not cool IMO. Of course, more people seemed upset that they didn't get mentioned on his thread. :laugh:Yeah, you almost expect someone to take offense just because people misunderstand each other so easily, but that didn't seem to be the case. I think pretty much everyone knew it was a joke.

[skcin]

Actually it's not that at all. Mr Bobo was inspired by my advice (however I was unaware he'd take it so literally) and I can only assume randomly named people. He certainly wasn't acting on homophobia (that I know of), he probably doesn't know the orientation of these members, nor do I for the most part, that would be too much to remember. Also, he's incidently not a troll, his jokes are simply appreciated by the minority here who understand his reference.


I'll just stay in my immoral clique majority where it's safe & warm. :)

[GateandGarden]

I'll just stay in my immoral clique majority where it's safe & warm. :)Well, I'd like to leave you with something warm, but I've never been a blue calm sea and stuff. :shrug:

That line was ruined for me when someone pointed out how sexual it sounds. :rolleyes:

[Janet]

I don't get this whole thread...not at all. Not voting!

[strandinthewind]

Hmm, what is it they say about those who point a finger? Something like three point back at you? Something like that. ;)

Listen Ms. black nightie gay baiter . . . . :wavey:

[strandinthewind]

Um...no. :laugh:


Not even at the Waldorf Astoria in a limo - - oop that was me :eek:

[strandinthewind]

So, this is interesting to me. Since you voted for him, why does he have no morals?
He's always struck me as exceptionally rigid and pretty moral. To wit -

1. He hasn't, and doesn't, drink, smoke, or do drugs. Ever.
2. He stays abreast of current affairs, and gives time/money to politics and charities.
3. He's a vegetarian
4. He seems pretty clear on the whole right/wrong thing.
5. Being bisexual is not immoral...and heck, I've slept with as many girls as Diss has guys.. :laugh:
6. He won't even use a public restroom. :lol:

So, seriously, how is he lacking morals? I might call him irrascible and inflexible
( :xoxo: but I'm not), but immoral? :confused:

Or is he just depraved? :cool:


Well, he has a LV sling, three underage boyfriends, and me as a friend - HELLO!

[amber]

Well, he has a LV sling, three underage boyfriends, and me as a friend - HELLO!
:laugh:
depraved, then. :cool: Most excellent.

[strandinthewind]

:laugh:
depraved, then. :cool: Most excellent.

I hear he can make a mean fist too :wavey:

[amber]

I hear he can make a mean fist too :wavey:
*yawn*.
meh. I can top that. :lol:

[strandinthewind]

*yawn*.
meh. I can top that. :lol:

Well, if I'd have known THAT at The Bellagio - room service could have waited :laugh: Didn't I order EVERYTHING on the menu - oh well, better that then :laugh:

[amber]

Well, if I'd have known THAT at The Bellagio - room service could have waited :laugh: Didn't I order EVERYTHING on the menu - oh well, better that then :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
yes, better indeed. :woohoo:
man, we were hungry! Well, I definitely was....as usual... :p

[strandinthewind]

:laugh: :laugh:
yes, better indeed. :woohoo:
man, we were hungry! Well, I definitely was....as usual... :p


When they hauled all that food it, we were both depraved and debaughed :eek: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :wavey:

[amber]

When they hauled all that food it, we were both depraved and debaughed :eek: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :wavey:
yeah, I think my elbows may have even touched the table. :shocked:
Thanks again, by the way. :xoxo: If there's anything I love, it's a man who feeds me when I'm hungry.... ;) and by his bed, no less! :laugh:
*mmmphsmackslurpgorgemmphslurp*

[strandinthewind]

yeah, I think my elbows may have even touched the table. :shocked:
Thanks again, by the way. :xoxo: If there's anything I love, it's a man who feeds me when I'm hungry.... ;) and by his bed, no less! :laugh:
*mmmphsmackslurpgorgemmphslurp*


You are welcome!!!!!!!!!

BTW - they only charged me like $30 for all of that :eek:

Also, Sharon (Sulamith) was in her NIGHTIE :laugh:

[amber]

You are welcome!!!!!!!!!

BTW - they only charged me like $30 for all of that :eek:

Also, Sharon (Sulamith) was in her NIGHTIE :laugh:
Wow, that's cheap!
I was going to say something about you being in your robe, but I couldn't remember for sure. ;) I know I judged a couple outfits you had.... :D
Have a great time at the Vegas show, kay? :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

Wow, that's cheap!
I was going to say something about you being in your robe, but I couldn't remember for sure. ;) I know I judged a couple outfits you had.... :D
Have a great time at the Vegas show, kay? :xoxo:

not the same without you :xoxo:

[amber]

not the same without you :xoxo:
awww. Don't worry, Mariel can more than fill in for me. :woohoo: Except on the "attentive listener of you and goldie's craziness" part.... :lol: :lol:
And, if you don't treat someone, to a loud rendition of something, sometime, in public, I will be disappointed. :nod:
Mariel is all prepped, she was very supportive of my loud "taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake me hoooooooooooooome" in some foofy shop in NY, NY....
It wasn't my fault, Stand Back came on their stereo while we were there. I'm sure you understand....

[strandinthewind]

awww. Don't worry, Mariel can more than fill in for me. :woohoo: Except on the "attentive listener of you and goldie's craziness" part.... :lol: :lol:
And, if you don't treat someone, to a loud rendition of something, sometime, in public, I will be disappointed. :nod:
Mariel is all prepped, she was very supportive of my loud "taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake me hoooooooooooooome" in some foofy shop in NY, NY....
It wasn't my fault, Stand Back came on their stereo while we were there. I'm sure you understand....


THERE'S A BRIGHT GOLDEN HAZE ON THE MEADOW :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[amber]

THERE'S A BRIGHT GOLDEN HAZE ON THE MEADOW :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Let's see...I can hear you from here...yep, that's about right. :woohoo:

[strandinthewind]

Let's see...I can hear you from here...yep, that's about right. :woohoo:


all I know is that poor woman quietly playing the piano was HORRIFIED by us :laugh: -- in fact she RAN from us :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[amber]

all I know is that poor woman quietly playing the piano was HORRIFIED by us :laugh: -- in fact she RAN from us :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
whatever, she was ...lame? No...she was probably just tired. But still...she missed a great opportunity, IMO. :cool: :laugh:

[LiquidBlue5000]

Alright, I'll vote for Liquidblue5000 then, that bootlegging homo. :p

u love my boots :xoxo:

[all the same]

u love my boots :xoxo:

You wear them all summer long, don't you?

[chiliD]

:shocked: How the hell did I get involved in this :cool: and who were those two kind folks who clicked the bullet by MY name? :confused:

David? Mari?

[sparky]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Spaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrkyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!


This damned near made me PISS MYSELF.

[Mari]

:shocked: How the hell did I get involved in this :cool: and who were those two kind folks who clicked the bullet by MY name? :confused:

David? Mari?

:o I did convince someone else to vote for you when I noticed you didn't have any votes yet. But I went for Dis.

[face of glass]

:shocked: How the hell did I get involved in this :cool: and who were those two kind folks who clicked the bullet by MY name? :confused:

David? Mari?
Every Black Ledgie deserves at least one vote. :wavey:
Don't know who's the second voter though.

[irishgrl]

You are welcome!!!!!!!!!

BTW - they only charged me like $30 for all of that :eek:

Also, Sharon (Sulamith) was in her NIGHTIE :laugh:

JAY SON! telling tales out of turn! Sharon's SO gonna GET you for that! :laugh:

[Kelly]

I almost forgot! I feel so important. And a little dirty. :p





Me a bad influence? If you say so. :laugh: What happens in Vegas....

Hey, where the hell is Marissa while all this is going on?!?!



Marissa was being Miss Prim and Proper.
Actually Paula, I would say this morning that you were just a **** load of FUN in Vegas....drinking, smoking, gambling, eating french food. Do people who cut in line at buffets have no morals?? : > )
If so, that would be us.


I think all of my commentary on Stevie's impromptu sex show at the Wed. Vegas show and elaborating on how much I, ah...liked..it, is what got angelic me on the list.

Love ya Paula! BTW..your husband is hawt.

[GateandGarden]

I think abstaining from drugs and drink could be considered a virtue myself, but that's just me.Aw, now you weren't supposed to make a serious post! :laugh: I don't really associate those things with morality. I think they're fine in moderation, like most things in life. (Though I'm one who hates doing things in moderation :p ). But I wouldn't say I'm less virtuous or moral than the next person because I like to drink once or twice a week.

[irishgrl]

I think all of my commentary on Stevie's impromptu sex show at the Wed. Vegas show and elaborating on how much I, ah...liked..it, is what got angelic me on the list.

HOO BOY what'd I miss? care to post a link?

[skcin]

Marissa was being Miss Prim and Proper.
Actually Paula, I would say this morning that you were just a **** load of FUN in Vegas....drinking, smoking, gambling, eating french food. Do people who cut in line at buffets have no morals?? : > )
If so, that would be us.


I think all of my commentary on Stevie's impromptu sex show at the Wed. Vegas show and elaborating on how much I, ah...liked..it, is what got angelic me on the list.

Love ya Paula! BTW..your husband is hawt.

Aw, thanks! But we did NOT cut in line, no ma'am! We simply joined the members of our group who already happened to be waiting in line. :D

[SuzeQuze]

HOO BOY what'd I miss? care to post a link?

Stevie's How Still My Love in Vegas was smokin'. She was stroking herself and making faces of ecstacy and Kelly could not get enough of it! :D

[Miss Vicky]

Stevie's How Still My Love in Vegas was smokin'. She was stroking herself and making faces of ecstacy and Kelly could not get enough of it! :D

Shouldn't this be on the "Things that make you go eww" thread?
This is not what I want to read first thing in the morning.

[chiliD]

:o I did convince someone else to vote for you when I noticed you didn't have any votes yet. But I went for Dis.

So, basically what you're saying is, that if it wasn't for you, I'd be "vote-free"? :shrug: Gee, thanks. ;)

[Mari]

Blackledgies should stick together, eh :D

[David]

Stevie's How Still My Love in Vegas was smokin'. She was stroking herself and making faces of ecstacy and Kelly could not get enough of it! :DStevie was rubbing her crotch & simulating climax? :shocked:

And people complain she never tries anything new!

[The Tower]

even if Pollyanna is on her knees :wavey:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Spaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrkyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

This is the best thread ever created in the history of the universe......

[strandinthewind]

I hear you re into shaving parties - I have foam!!!!! :laugh:

Lord this place needs livening up - HOOKER :wavey:

[The Tower]

I hear you re into shaving parties - I have foam!!!!! :laugh:

Lord this place needs livening up - HOOKER :wavey:
Tell me about it, Tramp-o-lina!!!

[HomerMcvie]

How ODD is it that three of the most prolific posters in the poll are no longer here?

[ryan8472]

Ohh. Good times in this thread. Kinda makes me wish someone would bring back the pervs thread too. ;) :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

Tell me about it, Tramp-o-lina!!!

Speaking of depraved - I was at some party last night and they broke a a MOTHER FUKCING HOOKAH :eek:

which made me in my drunken stupor break out into what I thought was a stunning rendition of "White Rabbit" :laugh:

It was like midnight and I had been drinking since 1:00 (Sak's had an open bar in the men's dept. and it was payback time for me :laugh: ) - ah life.

[The Tower]

There are many excellent exchanges from this thread that make me howl with laughter. However, I think the following one takes the blue ribbon for me:

Paula sleeps in the same bed as gay men. It has to be her. :cool:
More than one fag was in the bed with her :eek:

Paula you STRUMPET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW - what were said fags doing while in bed with Paula and are there pictures or, gasp, a video? Instead of "OMG - I touched a leg warmer" - we may get more prurient footage :cool:
Just one....but she ate McDonalds with me in my bed! :shocked: Immoral, I tell ya! Immoral!
Yes she is - I mean I heard she brought a riding crop and called you Nellie :cool:
I tried to get him to go along with it, but all he wanted me to do was pour ketchup on him while he rolled around naked in the tub squealing "I'm a french fry, I'm a french fry!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[DavidMn]

I didnt know this even existed.:laugh:

[skcin]

There are many excellent exchanges from this thread that make me howl with laughter. However, I think the following one takes the blue ribbon for me:







:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ah, yes, those were the days. :laugh: I must give credit where credit is due, though. Strand originally came up with Curtis being my little french fry. Now I have to find that thread...

[cliffdweller]

I am really shocked and amazed BTFLCHLD isn't on this list! I'm writing in a vote for Nikki.

[strandinthewind]

Ah, yes, those were the days. :laugh: I must give credit where credit is due, though. Strand originally came up with Curtis being my little french fry. Now I have to find that thread...


Yep!!!!

AND - ytou hookers will note that my pure as the driven sludge a$$ did not even make the count :angel:

[The Tower]

I am really shocked and amazed BTFLCHLD isn't on this list! I'm writing in a vote for Nikki.
AND - ytou hookers will note that my pure as the driven sludge a$$ did not even make the count :angel:
Remember, folks- the list was lifted directly from one of Bobo's posts. He was the one who named names. Why he picked the people he picked, I'll never know.

[DavidMn]

Remember, folks- the list was lifted directly from one of Bobo's posts. He was the one who named names. Why he picked the people he picked, I'll never know.ANd look what happened to him.:laugh:

[BTFLCHLD]

I am really shocked and amazed BTFLCHLD isn't on this list! I'm writing in a vote for Nikki. :eek: :shocked: :blob2:

BTFLCHLD = :angel:

[BlackWidow]

I voted for Paula....my role model.

[strandinthewind]

This is one of my favorite threads EVER!!!!!!

I was so fukinh witty in it :wavey:

[amber]

This is one of my favorite threads EVER!!!!!!

I was so fukinh witty in it :wavey:

:shocked: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you hold a "Best of Strand's Posts" festival every month or so? :lol: :xoxo:

You may have been witty, but I came in second. :cool:
For some weird reason. :confused:

[estranged4life]

I guess I am not controversial, perverted, opinionated or have good enough taste in music to make this list.

[strandinthewind]

:shocked: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you hold a "Best of Strand's Posts" festival every month or so? :lol: :xoxo:

You may have been witty, but I came in second. :cool:
For some weird reason. :confused:


Of course I do - hello my EGO knows no bounds, esp. now that I am buff :cool:

Second is never good enough is it :xoxo:

[BlackWidow]

Of course I do - hello my EGO knows no bounds, esp. now that I am buff :cool:

Second is never good enough is it :xoxo:

Never baby!!! YOU GO DUDE!

[TheWILDheart]

WHY isn't Miss. Vicky on this list? She'd win hands down *mumbles to self about dislike for her*

[irishgrl]

I AM. because I will trick or treat at my age.

[TheWILDheart]

I AM. because I will trick or treat at my age.

YOU SO ROCK!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

[ryan8472]

I AM. because I will trick or treat at my age.

GASP! SHOCK! AWE! DISGUST! ANGER! ETC...!

:lol: :xoxo:

[michelle2677]

WHY isn't Miss. Vicky on this list? She'd win hands down *mumbles to self about dislike for her*

are you for real or just joking??

[TheWILDheart]

are you for real or just joking??

Totally for real. Sorry. I don't like her. She knows I don't like her. I don't care that she knows I don't like her. She doesn't care that I don't like her - so everyone is happy.

[michelle2677]

Totally for real. Sorry. I don't like her. She knows I don't like her. I don't care that she knows I don't like her. She doesn't care that I don't like her - so everyone is happy.

oh. ooooooookay then.

everyone is happy until you start blasting people in public.

just my $0.02.


but you're right. maybe she doesn't care. :shrug:

[TheWILDheart]

oh. ooooooookay then.

everyone is happy until you start blasting people in public.

just my $0.02.


but you're right. maybe she doesn't care. :shrug:

blasting people in public? What the...?

and I know she doesn't care. She told me she doesn't care. She knows I don't care...WE DON'T CARE!!

[michelle2677]

I'm sorry. I probably was a little harsh when I used "blasting" for you going on about how you didn't like her. So all is cool. As long as you guys don't care!!:lol: And I agree the list should be edited!!

[TheWILDheart]

I'm sorry. I probably was a little harsh when I used "blasting" for you going on about how you didn't like her. So all is cool. As long as you guys don't care!!:lol: And I agree the list should be edited!!

Cool. It should be edited. I haven't heard of half these people...

[DrummerDeanna]

^^

Um no, Michelle's right. It was really really sh*tty of you to bring this thread back up to blast Miss Vicky. It's fine that you don't like her - why did you have to do this?

That is not cool.

yes she knows you don't like her - isn't that enough?

I really am dismayed to see this stupid thread hashed out again -and so completey uneccesarily :distress:

[strandinthewind]

Okay -

1. I LOVE this fukcing thread :nod:

2. Ms. V. is hardly as depraved and immoral as Bobo or any of the hookers he put on that list

3. It was a crying shame that I - I - the very one who in another thread accused someone of cornrow braiding their butt hair :eek: - was not included in the list.

Finally, blow me :] :] :]

[DrummerDeanna]

^^
To be fair, yes, you should have been on the list :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

^^
To be fair, yes, you should have been on the list :laugh:

I know - BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[irishgrl]

I know - BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

and I should get an honorable mention :nod:

[JazmenFlowers]

Um no, Michelle's right. It was really really sh*tty of you to bring this thread back up to blast Miss Vicky. It's fine that you don't like her - why did you have to do this?

That is not cool.
yeah, I agree.

[The Tower]

Okay -

1. I LOVE this fukcing thread :nod:

2. Ms. V. is hardly as depraved and immoral as Bobo or any of the hookers he put on that list

3. It was a crying shame that I - I - the very one who in another thread accused someone of cornrow braiding their butt hair :eek: - was not included in the list.
Jeezus, Jason- Bobo was basically smoking expired crack, ferchrissakes... Why would you expect his list make any sense? The was part of the ludicrous fun of it all.

Finally, blow me :] :] :]
As if you had to ask.

[strandinthewind]

Wasn't it you I accusd of corn row braiding your butt hair :wavey:

I suppose that, of course, is marginally better than shaving half of it when you have the sun tatooed around it, thus leaving the sun with a goatee :eek:

(I actually saw that one time :o )

I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Tower]

Wasn't it you I accusd of corn row braiding your butt hair :wavey:
Yes, it was. However, I am English and Norwegian. So, I don't really have that "cornrowable" butt hair, as do you, my hirsute darling.

I suppose that, of course, is marginally better than shaving half of it when you have the sun tatooed around it, thus leaving the sun with a goatee :eek:
Alas, I only shave my face once a week and nothing else. Although the plus side is that my skin is softer than fresh milk on a beautiful spring's meadow morn........


:laugh: :xoxo:

(I actually saw that one time :o )

I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What ain't-cha seen ya whore!!!!

[strandinthewind]

I've seen more than most :eek:

Also, hirsute I may be, but manscaping is a must and preferably at another's hand. Can those who have only anecdotal practice perform nontheless? If so, . . . . :wavey:

[BlackWidow]

and I should get an honorable mention :nod:

..and don't forget about my depraved, immoral ass....:lol:

[skcin]

You know, I never did stop feeling bad about that. Strand's glaring omission from this list, that is. He really could have taken the gold. :(

[ontheEdgeof17]

You know, I never did stop feeling bad about that. Strand's glaring omission from this list, that is. He really could have taken the gold. :(

Well, to tell the truth, you have probably slept with more gay men than he has. :shrug: