The following people have no morals.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

Gate and Garden - you have no morals.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

Dissention - you have no morals.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

Skcin - you have no morals.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

Amber - you have no morals.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

ChiliD - you have no morals.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

Am I banned yet?

[sparky]

Where the hell am I on the list ?

Didn't get to me yet ?

[ReFleetwoodMac]

CarneVaca - you have no morals.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

Sparky's ok, for now.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

Nixxed - you have no morals.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

Kelly - you have no morals.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

David - you have no morals.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

LiquidBlue5000 - you have no morals.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

Prepare for the dawning of the Tesh Farm!

[dudden22]

Amber - you have no morals.


From what I can tell Amber is a great person :xoxo: , as well as most of the other people you have listed. Very mature thread though :rolleyes:

[ReFleetwoodMac]

I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

From what I can tell Amber is a great person :xoxo: , as well as most of the other people you have listed. Very mature thread though :rolleyes:
So you agree with me about some of the rest then? You heard it here first, folks.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

You ever get a big zit on your back?

[ReFleetwoodMac]

Sooner or later, the cheeseballs catch up to you.

[dudden22]

So you agree with me about the rest then? You heard it here first, folks.

No, apparently you didn't read my post. It said as well as most of the rest. I don't know everyone you have listed. I don't know David or kelly so I can't speak about them. I think the rest of the people you have listed are genuinly good people from what I know.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

You're not supposed to be here.

[ReFleetwoodMac]

Vacate the facility at this time.

[Johnny Stew]

I'm gay, so I automatically have no morals.
Please include me on your list.

Thank you! :wavey:

[ReFleetwoodMac]

Sorry, the list has spoken. You're more than welcome to try and weasel your way onto the next list - "The following people have below average hygiene."

[amber]

Sorry, the list has spoken. You're more than welcome to weasel your way onto the next list - "The following people have below average hygiene
*crosses fingers that I make this list too!*

ooo, I knew that day I took two showers would come back to haunt me. Curses!

[dudden22]

You're not supposed to be here.


Apparently I have been feeding a Troll. Ok I am done no more food for you. :wavey:

[ReFleetwoodMac]

And the happy children frolicking among the nymphs and the centaurs.

[all the same]

I wanna be on the list!!! Can I, PLEASE???!!! Let me think of a list of all the amoral things I do in my day to day life...

1) I'm a homo
2) I wank (somewhere along the pipeline I heard, that's bad! Who knew!)
3) I swear
4) I drink
5) I don't like Jesus
6) I make fun of Jesus
7) Sometimes I use the word "c*nt". Is that immoral? Not sure
8) I can be an *sshole sometimes (but usually for the sake of comedy)

So, do I get the sign of approval? Am I immoral? Say I am!!! PLEEEEASE!!!

[Mari]

I'm a blackledgie, I've posted on the fmdrama, I've this lovely homepage about poo (http://home.tiscali.nl/thenicksfiles) (amongst other things)
and yet I still have morals, apparently. Hmm. :woohoo:

[HomerMcvie]

Always a bride's maid, never a bride. :distress: :distress: :distress:

[Mari]

Can we trust Bobo's authority on this matter, though?

[trackaghost]

Wow, I have morals! The expert has spoken. Who knew?

[face of glass]

Can we trust Bobo's authority on this matter, though?
What I'm more interested in is: can we make BoBo an honorary nutkees?

[dreamongypsydkm]

Well golly, an accusatory thread with no mention of myself or Lux.
In careful review of my own actions I have come to the conclusion that I too lack any morals ..... or friends. Boo hoo.

[Mari]

Well, it's the NORTHERN Nutkees foundation, you're supposed to live in the north of Europe.. but you're the president. You can decide whether Turkey can join the EU.

[trackaghost]

I must admit, I don't know BoBo's homeland of |l|l|l|l|l|
Sounds charming though.

[BombaySapphire3]

Wow ReFleetwoodMAC you're including ex ledgies like Carne on your immoral list and left off the Aridzona Deranger? I fear your immoral list has no credibility at all.

[GateandGarden]

Bobo, I am so honored and humbled to be the first person on your immorality list. I'd like to thank my parents, friends, and fellow Ledgies for giving me the help I need to make it this far. :)

[ryan8472]

I'm gay, so I automatically have no morals.
Please include me on your list.

Thank you! :wavey:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm dissapointed that I'm not included. I mean, I associate with all of those people! :rolleyes:

[ryan8472]

Bobo, I am so honored and humbled to be the first person on your immorality list. I'd like to thank my parents, friends, and fellow Ledgies for giving me the help I need to make it this far. :)
I thought you deserved this honor. I voted for you. Kind of like the Hall Of Fame. :rolleyes: :laugh: :xoxo:

[SuzeQuze]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm dissapointed that I'm not included. I mean, I associate with all of those people! :rolleyes:

Of course, there's photographic evidence of you giving beak. Clearly you belong on this list! ;) :laugh:

[GateandGarden]

I thought you deserved this honor. I voted for you. Kind of like the Hall Of Fame. :rolleyes: :laugh: :xoxo:Aw, thanks Ryan! :xoxo:

[skcin]

Skcin - you have no morals.


Sweet! I'm on the list before Amber! Now if only I could surpass Hil & Diss...

[trackaghost]

We should have done a poll!!!
"Who is the most depraved, immoral Ledgie?"

[ryan8472]

We should have done a poll!!!
"Who is the most depraved, immoral Ledgie?"
I'll start it if you won't. :rolleyes: :lol:

[trackaghost]

I choose Paula!
Her immoral posts hurt my innocent eyes!!!

[trackaghost]

I'll start it if you won't. :rolleyes: :lol:

You sir, are immoral!
I point my finger at you!


:lol:

[skcin]

I choose Paula!
Her immoral posts hurt my innocent eyes!!!


It must have been me sharing a bed with a homo that put the last nail in the coffin. :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

Dammit. I NEVER make any of these damn Ledge lists. I suck :(


oh. But at least I have morals! ;)
:laugh:

[chiliD]

...left off the Aridzona Deranger?


Why would he put himself on the list. I think Jimmy-Boy is off his meds again.

"morals"...HA! Who needs em? They're over-rated. :laugh:

[irishgrl]

my morals are at the Dry Cleaners. in the meantime, Ive borrowed Ambers which is why she doesnt have any. :cool:

edit: the Dry Cleaners just called, they regret to inform me that my morals have been taken in for questioning by the morality police, by order of the Monkey Boy and the Puppet Master. I dont think I want them back now.

[strandinthewind]

We should have done a poll!!!
"Who is the most depraved, immoral Ledgie?"

Lookie here, you know damn good and well that I burned all those pics of that weekend with three sheep, an underage Taiwanese, a case of Sauza, three vats of Crisco, and a broken down Winnebago in Matamoros :eek:

So I am off the hook :cool:

[all the same]

Dammit. I NEVER make any of these damn Ledge lists. I suck :(


oh. But at least I have morals! ;)
:laugh:

Yeah, I suck too! Even after my list of things that make me immoral, apparently I am pure enough to miss the list! :angel:

[all the same]

Gate and Garden - you have no morals.

Wow, Hill! I bow to thee! You're number one! You're number one! :lol:

[irishgrl]

Lookie here, you know damn good and well that I burned all those pics of that weekend with three sheep, an underage Taiwanese, a case of Sauza, three vats of Crisco, and a broken down Winnebago in Matamoros :eek:

So I am off the hook :cool:

um Jason? I have it on good authority that there were actually 4 pictures. be very afraid.

[strandinthewind]

um Jason? I have it on good authority there were actually 4 pictures. be very afraid.

:eek: - oh well, if poush comes to shove, I am hauling out the ones of Paula and the queers :laugh:

[irishgrl]

:eek: - oh well, if poush comes to shove, I am hauling out the ones of Paula and the queers :laugh:
sounds like a new rock group! :laugh:

[macfanken]

I'm a blackledgie, I've posted on the fmdrama, I've this lovely homepage about poo (http://home.tiscali.nl/thenicksfiles) (amongst other things)
and yet I still have morals, apparently. Hmm. :woohoo:


Don't worry Mari, I've known you for years... you definitely have no morals!


:eek: :laugh:

[gldstwmn]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a397/peekingsleeping/awjeeze.jpg

[irishgrl]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a397/peekingsleeping/awjeeze.jpg
PRICELESS!

[skcin]

:eek: - oh well, if poush comes to shove, I am hauling out the ones of Paula and the queers :laugh:


No problem, I'll blow it up to poster size if you'd like. Please mail $19.95 plus $4.95 S&H to:

P. The Immoral
666 Bealzabub Way
Hell, Hell 60606

[strandinthewind]

No problem, I'll blow it up to poster size if you'd like. Please mail $19.95 plus $4.95 S&H to:

P. The Immoral
666 Bealzabub Way
Hell, Hell 60606

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

as opposed The Other Side of Hell, Hell - where I hear it is hotter than Hell :cool:

[SuzeQuze]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

as opposed The Other Side of Hell, Hell - where I here it is hotter than Hell :cool:

We're all going to be rocking out to Paula and the Queers in hell, man that's gonna be a good time! :thumbsup:

[Mari]

Don't worry Mari, I've known you for years... you definitely have no morals!


:eek: :laugh:

:laugh:
aw, thanks! :xoxo:

(still the same bankaccount, right?)

[skcin]

Hey, guys, Bobo's here! Hi, Bobo! :wavey:

[dudden22]

sounds like a new rock group! :laugh:


They can sing:

I took my morals
I took them down
I only had one or two so I jotted them down

and I saw my reflection burning in the pits of hell
until Jesus knocked me down

[ReFleetwoodMac]

That's Grandmaster BoBo to you.

[Nixxxed]

Nixxed - you have no morals.
I could really give a **** that you think I have no morals.

What pisses me off is that you spelled my username wrong in your accusation.

It's NiXXXed.

And besides, I've said all along the XXX was there for a reason, if you'd only do your damn homework...

(And thanks ! I feel so loved, on this, the first week of my 37th year on this Godforsaken rock... :xoxo: )

[Nixxxed]

My deepest, and most sincere apologies.
:laugh: You're forgiven.

Wanna make out?

[strandinthewind]

:laugh: You're forgiven.

Wanna make out?


and one time at band camp . . . .

[The Tower]

Wanna make out?
Awesome, awesome, awesome.... :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo:

[BombaySapphire3]

Originally posted by ChilliD Why would he put himself on the list. I think Jimmy-Boy is off his meds again. Do you really think this is him again ? Every troll that turns up on here can't be Zonie .There are a finite number of public libraries in New Jersey. :laugh:

[Nixxxed]

:laugh: You're forgiven.

Wanna make out?

Awwwww .... CUMmon ....

You're not gonna answer?

The sweaty, hairy, Leather Daddies who gave me birthday spankings at the cruise bar this weekend said I was really good at it (among other things).

:nod:

[gldstwmn]

:laugh: You're forgiven.

Wanna make out?

THUD!http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

[skcin]

That's Grandmaster BoBo to you.


Oh, I'm sorry Grandmasterbator Bobo. :)

[Janet]

No problem, I'll blow it up to poster size if you'd like. Please mail $19.95 plus $4.95 S&H to:

P. The Immoral
666 Bealzabub Way
Hell, Hell 60606

*uck, that's my address. How did you get that??

He
he
he.....

I don't get this thread either?!?!?

[Nixxxed]

*uck, that's my address. How did you get that??

He
he
he.....

I don't get this thread either?!?!?
:laugh:

Janet, when I logged on and saw you were the last replier, I was expecting to see you slamming down the hammer. "Strikes for everyone!!!" ;)

As for the thread - I don't think anyone really understands. We just went with it.

:lol:

[GateandGarden]

As for the thread - I don't think anyone really understands. We just went with it.

:lol:I don't know what there was to understand. He was just being silly. :shrug:

[Nixxxed]

I don't know what there was to understand. He was just being silly. :shrug:

I *assumed* so, since I've never actually had any interaction with him. None.

And it's rather strange, since I often am not sure anyone even reads my posts. I've told more than one person that I was changing my screenname to "ThreadKiller", considering the number of threads that die as soon as I reply (no kidding - check for yourself) :laugh: .

But what an honor - kinda like I've always fantasized about being on Mr. Blackwell's "Worst Dressed List". :thumbsup:

[amber]

I *assumed* so, since I've never actually had any interaction with him. None.

And it's rather strange, since I often am not sure anyone even reads my posts. I've told more than one person that I was changing my screenname to "ThreadKiller", considering the number of threads that die as soon as I reply (no kidding - check for yourself) :laugh: .

But what an honor - kinda like I've always fantasized about being on Mr. Blackwell's "Worst Dressed List". :thumbsup:
naw. Or maybe you say everything so well, is there anything left to say? :xoxo:

[Nixxxed]

naw. Or maybe you say everything so well, is there anything left to say? :xoxo:
"Every hour of fear I've spent
My body tries to cry
Living ... through each ... empty night
A deadly calm inside"

Dammit Amber! You did that on purpose! :xoxo:

"So I try to say...
...
..."

[amber]

"Every hour of fear I've spent
My body tries to cry
Living ... through each ... empty night
A deadly calm inside"

Dammit Amber! You did that on purpose! :xoxo:

"So I try to say...
...
..."
hehehehe. Although, I hope "killing threads" ( :rolleyes: ) doesn't inspire those emotions in you. :shocked:
It was in my head, so I thought I'd inflict it on others. :woohoo:

[Nixxxed]

It was in my head, so I thought I'd inflict it on others.

Oh yeah? Well...

"Blah blah-blah blah blah-blah-blah-blah MACARENA..." :laugh:

Oops - that one may have backfired. I went to Joe's Crab Shack (the seafood place - not a pun on the subject of this thread), and they BLASTED it for the waitstaff to dance to. It was so sad. They all got out there with these dead, lifeless eyes and suffered through the motions. And the people who weren't dancing were walking around with pained looks, trying hard NOT to sing along, but were involuntarily doing so anyway...

[amber]

Oh yeah? Well...

"Blah blah-blah blah blah-blah-blah-blah MACARENA..." :laugh:

Oops - that one may have backfired. I went to Joe's Crab Shack (the seafood place - not a pun on the subject of this thread), and they BLASTED it for the waitstaff to dance to. It was so sad. They all got out there with these dead, lifeless eyes and suffered through the motions. And the people who weren't dancing were walking around with pained looks, trying hard NOT to sing along, but were involuntarily doing so anyway...
:eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh, man. :distress: wrong, wrong, wrong.
I'm listening to a song right now (funk you up) so I can't think about any other song anyways. Thank goodness.

[Nixxxed]

I prefer my special buddies to be sadistic and ostentatious.
Well, a friend of mine has a jewel-encrusted cockring he'll let me borrow. And I'll happily whip you with electrical cords while forcing you to listen to Clay Aiken on headphones...

Sound good? :wavey:

[Nixxxed]

That's not what those words mean.
:laugh:

Right. Ask Strand to look them up for you.

Oh wait - I get it now - you LIKE Clay Aiken. Sorry.

[dissention]

while forcing you to listen to Clay Aiken on headphones...

Anyone catch Kathy Griffin's "Kathy Griffin Is...Not Nicole Kidman" last night? Ho****. :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

Anyone catch Kathy Griffin's "Kathy Griffin Is...Not Nicole Kidman" last night? Ho****. :laugh:

N. Scotia :eek: :eek:

[amber]

That's not what those words mean.
Okay
*sigh*
I have an appt. available next tuesday?

[Nixxxed]

Anyone catch Kathy Griffin's "Kathy Griffin Is...Not Nicole Kidman" last night? Ho****. :laugh:
Gayken! Whose dog is a "fog"?

No, I missed it. ;)

Her "Life on the D List Show" was pretty funny. Especially the cancer fundraiser where she dropped the F-bomb in front of the fur set. :laugh:

[amber]

Gayken! Whose dog is a "fog"?

No, I missed it. ;)

Her "Life on the D List Show" was pretty funny. Especially the cancer fundraiser where she dropped the F-bomb in front of the fur set. :laugh:
That's on cable, right? :distress: I love Miss Griffin....

"fog"
:lol: :lol:

[macfanken]

Anyone catch Kathy Griffin's "Kathy Griffin Is...Not Nicole Kidman" last night? Ho****. :laugh:


:laugh: Her Clay Aiken bit was hilarious!

[BTFLCHLD]

Anyone catch Kathy Griffin's "Kathy Griffin Is...Not Nicole Kidman" last night? Ho****. :laugh: i watched it twice :thumbsup:

[Nixxxed]

That's on cable, right? :distress: I love Miss Griffin....

"fog"
:lol: :lol:
Yeah - on Bravo. She also talked about him doing an Elvis tribute in his show (which she highly recommends).

Oops ... I mean "Felvis".

:]

[Nixxxed]

i watched it twice :thumbsup:
:lol:

Me too. :embarrassed:

[dissention]

i watched it twice :thumbsup:

Me...too. :shocked:

I was crying from laughter when she was talking about Babs and Oprah. The Ryan Seacrest **** was hysterical, too. "You'll have to excuse him, this is the first time he's touched a woman."

[amber]

Yeah - on Bravo. She also talked about him doing an Elvis tribute in his show (which she highly recommends).

Oops ... I mean "Felvis".

:]
:lol:
Damn! In theory, I don't need any more time wasting distractions...in practice, I really need cable.
KG - funniest woman ever!!!

[Nixxxed]

Me...too. :shocked:

I was crying from laughter when she was talking about Babs and Oprah. The Ryan Seacrest **** was hysterical, too. "You'll have to excuse him, this is the first time he's touched a woman."
"Did you know she painted one of my mikes white?!?!?!"

:laugh:

But my favorite: "I love Oprah, and I'm a big fan. But she thinks she's Jesus!"

[dissention]

Her "Life on the D List Show" was pretty funny. Especially the cancer fundraiser where she dropped the F-bomb in front of the fur set. :laugh:

I liked the part where Marcia Cross and all of the other celebs gave her their contact info to be part of the Toys For Tots fundraiser, and that little twat Rachel Bilson gave Kathy her PUBLICIST'S NUMBER. :laugh:

[dissention]

"Did you know she painted one of my mikes white?!?!?!"

:laugh:

But my favorite: "I love Oprah, and I'm a big fan. But she thinks she's Jesus!"

:waves finger: "I ain't gonna be no slave!"

[amber]

Apartment or appointment?
uh, I believe apartment has a different abbrev?

[BTFLCHLD]

Me...too. :shocked:

I was crying from laughter when she was talking about Babs and Oprah. The Ryan Seacrest **** was hysterical, too. "You'll have to excuse him, this is the first time he's touched a woman."

she is hysterical...and for some reason
my eyes kept fixating on her spankin tits...
she has quite the rack :nod:

i watched the d list too
her parents...too much!

[Nixxxed]

uh, I believe apartment has a different abbrev?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[amber]

she is hysterical...and for some reason
my eyes kept fixating on her spankin tits...
she has quite the rack :nod:

i watched the d list too
her parents...too much!
"spankin rack?" Did she get new ones? I have to say, I liked her old face and hair better....

[dissention]

she is hysterical...and for some reason
my eyes kept fixating on her spankin tits...
she has quite the rack :nod:

i watched the d list too
her parents...too much!

She does have a nice rack! I wonder if they're real, she's claimed to have lots of surgery.

Man, she's a ****ing riot. I also loved that part when she talked about Gayken calling her out at the concert and her husband getting ready to run for his life. :laugh:

[Nixxxed]

she is hysterical...and for some reason
my eyes kept fixating on her spankin tits...
she has quite the rack :nod:

i watched the d list too
her parents...too much!
Did you see the previews for next week? Kathy's mom is asking Andy Dick at a party if he's gonna "behave this time", and he says yes, he's all cleaned up now.

Then, when he's going upstairs, he looks back and flips her mom off! :laugh:

[ReFleetwoodMac]

uh, I believe apartment has a different abbrev?
You wave the "lol" card pretty freely, and I don't think "seriously" actually has an abbreviation. So who am I to judge what you mean by what you say?

Zing!

[Nixxxed]

She does have a nice rack! I wonder if they're real, she's claimed to have lots of surgery.

Man, she's a ****ing riot. I also loved that part when she talked about Gayken calling her out at the concert and her husband getting ready to run for his life. :laugh:
...and the bitchfit Gayken throws when Kathy mentions lip-synching...

[amber]

You wave the "lol" card pretty freely, and I don't think "seriously" actually has an abbreviation. So who am I to judge what you mean by what you say?

Zing!
:lol:
um..yeah, total zing.
wait, I don't even have an lol card... :confused: *lets see, bank card, gym card, health card, taxi card...nope, no LOL...*
sesly, I don't even know two words that have the same abbrev...

[amber]

She does have a nice rack! I wonder if they're real, she's claimed to have lots of surgery.

Man, she's a ****ing riot. I also loved that part when she talked about Gayken calling her out at the concert and her husband getting ready to run for his life. :laugh:
Her rack used to be totally regular. Like, nice, but mid to smallish nice.

[BTFLCHLD]

"spankin rack?" Did she get new ones? I have to say, I liked her old face and hair better.... i dont know they were like these two perfectly formed pale skinned globes straining against her satiny top as her top button begged to burst (you did say you liked erotica...shall i go on?) :p

[dissention]

i dont know they were like these two perfectly formed pale skinned globes straining against her satiny top as her top button begged to burst (you did say you liked erotica...shall i go on?) :p

Remember when she did her impression of Oprah humping her? :laugh:

[BTFLCHLD]

Remember when she did her impression of Oprah humping her? :laugh: <img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a152/BTFLCHLD/24.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> now i do! <img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a152/BTFLCHLD/24.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> ive to tape it!

[skcin]

Don't you EVER disrespect me like that again. I'll stick the Tesh on you.



Mmmmmmm...sounds kinky.

[skcin]

Anyone catch Kathy Griffin's "Kathy Griffin Is...Not Nicole Kidman" last night? Ho****. :laugh:


I'm late as usual, but I just watched it today & I was laughing out loud. That bitch is hysterical! The Oprah stuff especially. "She went with her, um, "friend" Gayle..." :laugh:

[gldstwmn]

:laugh:

Janet, when I logged on and saw you were the last replier, I was expecting to see you slamming down the hammer. "Strikes for everyone!!!" ;)

As for the thread - I don't think anyone really understands. We just went with it.

:lol:

Improv night at The Ledge.

[gldstwmn]

Don't you EVER disrespect me like that again. I'll stick the Tesh on you.

As in John new age (second only to Yanni) Tesh and his Red Rocks DVD?
He is pretty tall. :confused:

[gldstwmn]

I prefer my special buddies to be sadistic and ostentatious.

I don't know how you can discount him asking you to make out as not being ostentatious. :shrug:

[gldstwmn]

she is hysterical...and for some reason
my eyes kept fixating on her spankin tits...
she has quite the rack :nod:

i watched the d list too
her parents...too much!

I just saw the d list for the first time the other night. It was hilarious.

[gldstwmn]

"spankin rack?" Did she get new ones? I have to say, I liked her old face and hair better....

Oh honey, that girl's paid for. I think she looks great. It's a drag about her eye surgery.

[dissention]

I just saw the d list for the first time the other night. It was hilarious.

Crikey, I was on the floor tonight!!!

"Does your vagina resemble Audrey 2? I bet it wreaks havoc all over town just like her."

"Besides Pamela Anderson, who else here has Hepatitis C?"

"Try to pick out five guys Lindsay Lohan hasn't blown."

"Who's your boo?"

"Blind Boys, come here!"

"I didn't know they were really blind. Good thing I didn't use the 'stop staring at my rack' joke. Or ask them who was the hottest."

[Brwn_eyes0511]

:waves finger: "I ain't gonna be no slave!"


I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD AT THIS ****!

Kathy Griffin KICKS ASS!!!!

The part about Barbra Streisand huging her "NUMBER ONE FAN!!!!" not to close cause "she might catch cancer"...I thought I would die!