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dissention

07-14-2005, 10:43 PM

Ha. I thought you were going to treat us to your version of the Aristocrats joke at first.

Love Whitney and Christian Slater on there. Bobby Brown would have been too obvious, I suppose.

xdreamsunwindx

07-14-2005, 10:48 PM

-___- Conor. Pretentious emo ****'D!

macfanken

07-14-2005, 10:55 PM

Who is the mannish-looking blond?

NaiveMelody23

07-14-2005, 11:02 PM

Ha. I thought you were going to treat us to your version of the Aristocrats joke at first.

Love Whitney and Christian Slater on there. Bobby Brown would have been too obvious, I suppose.

I have an aristocrats joke?

wondergirl9847

07-14-2005, 11:03 PM

I don't get it. LOL I get that Whitney is a crackhead...but how does that relate to everyone else and who is the Wonka head?

NaiveMelody23

07-14-2005, 11:04 PM

-___- Conor. Pretentious emo ****'D!

I guess i should be glad someone on the ledge hates him like i do, but i thought it was soemwhat funny?

NaiveMelody23

07-14-2005, 11:05 PM

I don't get it. LOL I get that Whitney is a crackhead...but how does that relate to everyone else and who is the Wonka head?

Wonka, is Conor Oberest..hes the lead singer of bright eyes. Avoid the music, it will make you terminally depressed

wondergirl9847

07-14-2005, 11:07 PM

So, he's a crackhead too? LOL

NaiveMelody23

07-14-2005, 11:14 PM

So, he's a crackhead too? LOL

Not so much a crackhead, but when he plays live he is SOO drunk. He falls of the stage; its funny, but bad

amber

07-14-2005, 11:17 PM

I only got some of them, but I still thought it was funny.

dissention

07-14-2005, 11:19 PM

I have an aristocrats joke?

No, your thread title reminded me of the infamous Aristocrats joke when you said "some may not get it." Don't expect me to tell it, though. :laugh:

NaiveMelody23

07-14-2005, 11:54 PM

No, your thread title reminded me of the infamous Aristocrats joke when you said "some may not get it." Don't expect me to tell it, though. :laugh:

Okay, I guess I will bear the agony of you not telling me lol, well okay now i know i dont have a joke...i was wodnering if i did

dissention

07-15-2005, 12:01 AM

Okay, I guess I will bear the agony of you not telling me lol, well okay now i know i dont have a joke...i was wodnering if i did

Google "The Aristocrats joke" and I'm sure that a few versions of it will pop up. I don't dare attempt to tell it. It's an old in-joke amongst comedians that is positively vile, yet utterly fascinating. Everyone who tells it tells it differently. I read they were making a documentary about the joke itself, though I haven't heard anything about it in awhile. I'd pay good money to see it if it ever comes to fruition.

xdreamsunwindx

07-15-2005, 12:29 AM

Google "The Aristocrats joke" and I'm sure that a few versions of it will pop up. I don't dare attempt to tell it. It's an old in-joke amongst comedians that is positively vile, yet utterly fascinating. Everyone who tells it tells it differently. I read they were making a documentary about the joke itself, though I haven't heard anything about it in awhile. I'd pay good money to see it if it ever comes to fruition.

Oh my. I googled it? And yeah. That's the dirtiest joke I've ever heard. I love dirty jokes, but man.. that was foul. :eek:

dissention

07-15-2005, 12:36 AM

Oh my. I googled it? And yeah. That's the dirtiest joke I've ever heard. I love dirty jokes, but man.. that was foul. :eek:

Ha, I googled it to see if they are making the documentary and it appears that they already have:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078

It says that over 100 comedians tell their versions of it. Just check out the comedians they nabbed for it. Even Phyllis Diller, Robin Williams, Whoopi, Jon Stewart, and Rita Rudner. :eek: This is so on the top of my list now.

xdreamsunwindx

07-15-2005, 12:39 AM

Ha, I googled it to see if they are making the documentary and it appears that they already have:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078

It says that over 100 comedians tell their versions of it. Just check out the comedians they nabbed for it. Even Phyllis Diller, Robin Williams, Whoopi, Jon Stewart, and Rita Rudner. :eek: This is so on the top of my list now.

Word. I need to see this. Just one more way to taint my mind! WOO!

dissention

07-15-2005, 12:42 AM

Word. I need to see this. Just one more way to taint my mind! WOO!

And, oh my, Sarah Silverman is in it, too! Ever listened to her? She is genius. The best female comic alive. I'm quite excited to hear Carrie Fisher and Eddie Izzard tell their versions, for that matter. Bob Saget...I can't picture him telling it at all.

NaiveMelody23

07-15-2005, 01:11 AM

And, oh my, Sarah Silverman is in it, too! Ever listened to her? She is genius. The best female comic alive. I'm quite excited to hear Carrie Fisher and Eddie Izzard tell their versions, for that matter. Bob Saget...I can't picture him telling it at all.

um wow, that joke was very..interesting....in a sick, twisted way

Miss Vicky

07-15-2005, 01:17 AM

Totally off topic, but...

NaiveMelody, I just now understood your signature. I had never seen Ghost World until last weekend. I rented it on the reccomendation of an internet buddy of mine and I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

Though I found myself relating far too much to Steve Buscemi's character for comfort.

Janet

07-15-2005, 01:21 AM

I can't see the pic so now I don't even get the CHANCE to get it :(

macfanken

07-15-2005, 02:17 AM

Ha, I googled it to see if they are making the documentary and it appears that they already have:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078

It says that over 100 comedians tell their versions of it. Just check out the comedians they nabbed for it. Even Phyllis Diller, Robin Williams, Whoopi, Jon Stewart, and Rita Rudner. :eek: This is so on the top of my list now.

There was a story yesterday about one of the big theater chains (AMC, I think) refusing to show it.

I saw a site earlier today with several versions of the joke... they were all beyond vulgar... nothing I could post here. I guess that's the point?

NaiveMelody23

07-15-2005, 05:29 AM

ryan8472

07-15-2005, 07:02 AM

http://conspiracytheory.741.com/LiveJournal/Kandikorn/LOLconorz/crackfactory.jpg
Very funny. :laugh: :thumbsup:

ryan8472

07-15-2005, 07:04 AM

Google "The Aristocrats joke" and I'm sure that a few versions of it will pop up. I don't dare attempt to tell it. It's an old in-joke amongst comedians that is positively vile, yet utterly fascinating. Everyone who tells it tells it differently. I read they were making a documentary about the joke itself, though I haven't heard anything about it in awhile. I'd pay good money to see it if it ever comes to fruition.
That is probably the most heinous joke I've ever heard in my life. :eek: And I? love it. :lol: :lol: :lol: