If Stevie were a customer where you work...

[jkmaletic]

... what would your job be to assist/help her with? If she came to my place of employment, I would be doing her mammogram!! :eek: I would freak if that happened..OMG. :eek:
How about you guys? :woohoo:

~Jamie

[WelshWitchPMD]

... what would your job be to assist/help her with? If she came to my place of employment, I would be doing her mammogram!! :eek: I would freak if that happened..OMG. :eek:
How about you guys? :woohoo:

~Jamie

OMG, you would be a SOTB for real! :lol: Maybe you can slip her your card at a future show. ;)

I would have to help her in an area she would most likely not need any help. Loan customer service. Fat chance that she would need to take one out.

[Rickypt]

If she came to my work, she wouldn't be a customer, she'd be a client. And would be HIV positive. So that is not a dream of mine.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Well....since I would be her nurse, her care would be totally confidental. ;)

However, I'm sure I would insert an IV, cath her, give her daily baths, and apply Nicotine Patches so she wouldnt have to leave the floor to smoke. :lol:

[WildInTheWind]

I'd just be doing her accounting. :rolleyes: It would be much cooler to do her mammogram! :lol:

[amber]

I guess we'd be printing up her tour books, or something. :shrug: Also our designer would laugh at Chris's amateurish job, I suppose. :laugh:

[mondaymornin1]

If she were here, I'd be supplying her pills!

And, I don't usually "counsel" patients about their medicine (no time!), but I'd make an exception for her.

*speaking slowly * "This is Tylenol. It's for headache. This is Colace. It's for constipation. :laugh:

[amber]

If she were here, I'd be supplying her pills!

And, I don't usually "counsel" patients about their medicine (no time!), but I'd make an exception for her.

*speaking slowly * "This is Tylenol. It's for headache. This is Colace. It's for constipation. :laugh:
:lol: :lol:
This...................................................is........................................Tyl enol................................



:nod:

[LeighB04]

I'd be designing her clothes... ooh, I like that idea!!!! :blob1:

[Wild_Heart03]

I'd be helping her find something in the dollar store where I work.... somehow I find it hard to think of Stevie shopping for cheap bags of chips though :laugh:

[WildInTheWind]

I'd be designing her clothes... ooh, I like that idea!!!! :blob1:

Now THAT would be cool!

[DrummerDeanna]

Well I'd be interviewing her - which would kick some MAJOR ass!!!

[catinthedark]

Well I'd be interviewing her - which would kick some MAJOR ass!!!

Me too!! :]

And I would tell her management we only do hour-long interviews, plus all the set-up time. We'd have to make sure the lighting was perfect, afterall. Oh, and I'd have to have access to her for the entire time - you know, to make sure she was happy and comfortable, and ready to reveal ALL for the interview. ;)

[LeighB04]

I do have a friend who at one time made a dress Stevie bought... she never met Stevie, but the store told her SN had come in and bought it....
Seeing as Stevie was the main inspiration for me getting into clothing design, it would be karma to eventually design something for her.

[LeighB04]

Oh, I could interview her as well! I volunteer on an awesome public radio station in Oregon, so that would be extra cool!

[Serendipity]

I'd be serving her in a supermarket, but then we all know that Stevie doesnt Do grocery shopping. So that would never happen!!! :D

If she comes in in two years, I'd be her lawyer. That might be fun.

~Nicki

[Serrart]

Well I'd be interviewing her - which would kick some MAJOR ass!!!

We could make a press junket. :thumbsup:

Romy

[Neal]

I'd be showing her how to program the voicemail number into her phone, or some other equally tedious cellular-related problem...

[LeighB04]

I'm thinking Stevie probably wouldn't even have a cellphone - by all accounts, she's pretty clueless when it comes to technology. Although the sight of her trying to operate an ATM keeps popping into my head... :rolleyes:

[jkmaletic]

Well....since I would be her nurse, her care would be totally confidental. ;)

However, I'm sure I would insert an IV, cath her, give her daily baths, and apply Nicotine Patches so she wouldnt have to leave the floor to smoke. :lol:


Don't forget the cleansing enemas Curtis! :lol:

~Jamie

[LiquidBlue5000]

I'm thinking Stevie probably wouldn't even have a cellphone - by all accounts, she's pretty clueless when it comes to technology. Although the sight of her trying to operate an ATM keeps popping into my head... :rolleyes:

:laugh: i can just picture her pushing a whole bunch of buttons with a confused look on her face :lol:

[Dreammms]

________

i love your signature pattie :xoxo:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Don't forget the cleansing enemas Curtis! :lol:

~Jamie


I had. Until now.

Mental Image. :distress:

[Stephanie]

I would be her eye doctor. Even though she had LASIK, she still needs regular eye health evaluations.

[littlecricket2]

Well, since Stevie is neither in high school nor college anymore, my guess is that we wouldn't cross paths. :distress: But if she ever needed math tutoring for any reason at all, I'd do it for free! :)

[LeighB04]

You could always invite her to visit your school and present a song writinglesson, or something like that!

[littlecricket2]

You could always invite her to visit your school and present a song writinglesson, or something like that!

Yeah, but I don't teach anything but math--I might sit in on the English or music class she visited if it were during one of my planning periods though! :woohoo:

[StevieNicksEO17]

You could always invite her to visit your school and present a song writinglesson, or something like that!

Good idea.

Especially since that would be my school! :nod: :D

[littlecricket2]

Good idea.

Especially since that would be my school! :nod: :D

That would be pretty awesome, wouldn't it Jess? I'm wishing now that I would have incorporated more Stevie/Fleetwood Mac into some problems we did in algebra 2. Like, "Stevie Nicks drops her tambourine from the stage at an initial height of 3 meters from the floor (where fans are standing) of the auditorium..."

[StevieNicksEO17]

That would be pretty awesome, wouldn't it Jess? I'm wishing now that I would have incorporated more Stevie/Fleetwood Mac into some problems we did in algebra 2. Like, "Stevie Nicks drops her tambourine from the stage at an initial height of 3 meters from the floor (where fans are standing) of the auditorium..."

LOL!! :laugh:

I actually remember whenever we had a word problem, I wondered why you never named them Stevie or anything...

[WelshWitchPMD]

i love your signature pattie :xoxo:

Aww, thanks! It is old. :lol: I need to make a new one at some point when I am not busy burning away. ;)

[golden braid]

If Stevie were one of my clients I would be giving her riding lessons or training and showing one of her horses. I could totally do that. :D Stevie actually needs to buy me a fancy horse. :nod:

[amber]

If Stevie were one of my clients I would be giving her riding lessons or training and showing one of her horses. I could totally do that. :D Stevie actually needs to buy me a fancy horse. :nod:
That would be the best! I forgot you had a super awesome job. Wouldn't that be fun? You could pretend you guys are in the scrapped Stand Back video! And you could be like "okay, Stevie, this civil war era dress is standard riding gear. Go change." :lol: Then, of course, you would become the head of Stevie's personal stable....mmmmm.... :woohoo:

[golden braid]

That would be the best! I forgot you had a super awesome job. Wouldn't that be fun? You could pretend you guys are in the scrapped Stand Back video! And you could be like "okay, Stevie, this civil war era dress is standard riding gear. Go change." :lol: Then, of course, you would become the head of Stevie's personal stable....mmmmm.... :woohoo:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
That would be so awesome!! I would love that.

[sparky]

Hmmm...this could be fun. I would be doing her set for a new music video.
Or perhaps her interior. Pretty damned easy, considering all the sets I have done that were Stevie inspired. It would ne NUTS. I'd spend a fortune.

[amber]

Hmmm...this could be fun. I would be doing her set for a new music video.
Or perhaps her interior. Pretty damned easy, considering all the sets I have done that were Stevie inspired. It would ne NUTS. I'd spend a fortune.
Actually, couldn't you ostensibly have that job? I mean, doesn't stevie just hire people? Why not you, or your company? :shrug:

[lagringader&r]

I quit my job but my fairly consistent occupation has been as a waitress. So, I'd take her order. I would hope she would take her time. Eat verrry, verrry slowwwwly.

[Starling]

Hmmmm...I guess I could try to sell her a gold moon? :) Or one of her own inspired bracelets?

I really want to see her in one of my circlets! Imagine Stevie in a headpiece...she ought to start a new tradition. :)

[GypsyNomad]

Well, if Stevie were 5-12 years old, then she would be spending her time at a summer day camp that I work at. How cute would that be! Kids today are so rotten, sometimes I come home from that place with my eye twitching :laugh: I'm sure she was an angel :angel: Or if she had children around that age, she be dropping them off & picking them up.... Awe, little Stevies!


~Carei

[sarafield]

... what would your job be to assist/help her with? If she came to my place of employment, I would be doing her mammogram!! :eek: I would freak if that happened..OMG. :eek:
How about you guys? :woohoo:

~Jamie

If she were to require my help, she'd be a reporter. And THAT's a scary thought... considering her tendency to "revise" her past! :eek:

[GarboSpeaks!]

If it were at my job, she'd be renting a storage unit. Hmmm, a new place to store old demos. Then when she didn't pay after 60 days, we'd auction her, and I'd invite all Ledgies to come paw thru the items left in the unit. IF ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

If it were my & hubbies business, she'd be accomodated to her hearts delight on a lovely tour of San Francisco or the finest Napa wineries in our Limousines. Something we would just die to do for her. Not so much cause we'd hope to be able to meet her, but my husband gives the best tours of the bay area hands down! And not just cause I'm partial neither! :nod:

[dissention]

Hmmm...this could be fun. I would be doing her set for a new music video.
Or perhaps her interior. Pretty damned easy, considering all the sets I have done that were Stevie inspired. It would ne NUTS. I'd spend a fortune.

Good gawd, I wouldn't want her for a client. If she phoned my work right now and specifically requested me, I'd say no. I can just imagine it: chiffon and afghans dripping from each candlelit corner of each room, red velvet walls adorned with her gawdy platinum albums, horrific honey-hued wooden floors, pink and grey doors everywhere you turn, lavish grand pianos that she can't play, etc. I'd vomit like a tween after their first swig of big daddy's scotch. And then I'd curse the day I ever went into that field.

[darklinensuit]

... what would your job be to assist/help her with? If she came to my place of employment, I would be doing her mammogram!!

Me too. And I'm a teacher. :angel:

- Jake

[amber]

Me too. And I'm a teacher. :angel:

- Jake
:woohoo: :woohoo: :lol: :lol: dirty.

[pianogirl04]

I would be her piano teacher and vocal coach. :lol: I think we also sell the kind of tambourine she has...

[GardenStateGirlie]

Good gawd, I wouldn't want her for a client. If she phoned my work right now and specifically requested me, I'd say no. I can just imagine it: chiffon and afghans dripping from each candlelit corner of each room, red velvet walls adorned with her gawdy platinum albums, horrific honey-hued wooden floors, pink and grey doors everywhere you turn, lavish grand pianos that she can't play, etc. I'd vomit like a tween after their first swig of big daddy's scotch. And then I'd curse the day I ever went into that field.

:lol:

I'd be booking her appointment (well, i'd probably speak to Karen because you know she does everything but wipe Stevie's ass i'm sure), then on the day of her service, if she was getting her hair done, i'd check her in, hand her a smock, escort her to a chair and ask her if she'd like coffee, tea, or a bagel and say to her so and so "will be right with you!" If she was having spa services, i'd show her to the elevator and check her out (take her payment, pervs) when she was finished. Good times. Glad I don't work at a black dress factory :o

[sparky]

Actually, couldn't you ostensibly have that job? I mean, doesn't stevie just hire people? Why not you, or your company? :shrug:

Sure. I have a friend who Art Directed the ICW and TTM videos. She told me a nightmare story about the ice sculpture hear that blows up in TTM (was it TTM?). Alas, I try not to do videos anymore. The hours are hideous, the jobs are short, even if the pay can be good. Sparky don't really do interiors anymore. I have done some and didn't care for it. I consult for friends, but ugh, I don't like that business.

I can just imagine it: chiffon and afghans dripping from each candlelit corner of each room, red velvet walls adorned with her gawdy platinum albums, horrific honey-hued wooden floors, pink and grey doors everywhere you turn, lavish grand pianos that she can't play, etc.

I must disagree here. That kind of over the top crap is tons of fun. Extremes are the way to go, in terms of creativity. That's why I like my job better. In a week I can do a crack house, a slick modern loft, and a goth nightclub. With a few bus stops and law offices tossed in. So, I would have no problem doing the look Homegirl would like. Pulling that crazy crap together could be a hoot.

[SmileAtU]

Well....since I would be her nurse, her care would be totally confidental. ;)

However, I'm sure I would insert an IV, cath her, give her daily baths, and apply Nicotine Patches so she wouldnt have to leave the floor to smoke. :lol:


:wavey: Hello fellow nurse!! I would be doing all those same things as well. I would be her nurse. But I would be sad if she came in with COPD or something and she couldn't breathe. It could happen though. Three packs of cigs a day plus smokin weed could eventually catch up with her.

[dissention]

I must disagree here. That kind of over the top crap is tons of fun. Extremes are the way to go, in terms of creativity. That's why I like my job better. In a week I can do a crack house, a slick modern loft, and a goth nightclub. With a few bus stops and law offices tossed in. So, I would have no problem doing the look Homegirl would like. Pulling that crazy crap together could be a hoot.

No thanks, you can have Stevie's job. :laugh: I like it when people request extreme things (especially modern decor, I go ape**** with excitement when people want to do that kind of stuff), and have had people ask for the craziest **** (straw walls with a Pollock-like paint job being the most hideous), but I don't really enjoy creating things that look like sets for spaces people live in. I find it tacky.

[dissention]

I consult for friends, but ugh, I don't like that business.


Good, I don't have to worry about you stealing my job. ;)

[GypsyNomad]

:wavey: Hello fellow nurse!! I would be doing all those same things as well. I would be her nurse. But I would be sad if she came in with COPD or something and she couldn't breathe. It could happen though. Three packs of cigs a day plus smokin weed could eventually catch up with her.

Wait, I'm confused :confused: ..... does Stevie still smoke? Cigs and/or pot? I've been hearing things lately.... Or maybe I'm just being an airhead tonight :o

~Carei

[jkmaletic]

No thanks, you can have Stevie's job. :laugh: I like it when people request extreme things (especially modern decor, I go ape**** with excitement when people want to do that kind of stuff), and have had people ask for the craziest **** (straw walls with a Pollock-like paint job being the most hideous), but I don't really enjoy creating things that look like sets for spaces people live in. I find it tacky.

Dissention-

Have you ever watched "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"? The interior designer (Thom) is amazing. I love almost everything he does. :nod: (unlike the designers on Trading Spaces :rolleyes: )

~Jamie

[dissention]

Dissention-

Have you ever watched "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"? The interior designer (Thom) is amazing. I love almost everything he does. :nod: (unlike the designers on Trading Spaces :rolleyes: )

~Jamie

Trading Spaces makes me violently ill. Those aren't designers, they're amateurs. No designer does all that hands-on work, no bloody way. I certainly don't unless I contract a job privately, otherwise it's left up to the contractors and "hired help." And the things they "design" are so slapdash that I laugh hysterically. Out of everyone on that show, only one is licensed and only one is a member of ASID. I did like a lot of Doug's early stuff, though, and I think he's hot as all get out. :laugh:

I like Thom and think he could do even more amazing stuff if he had more time. Sometimes he's a little predictable with the metrosexual-chic rooms, but overall he's pretty great. I'd hire him.

[LiquidBlue5000]

Wait, I'm confused :confused: ..... does Stevie still smoke? Cigs and/or pot? I've been hearing things lately.... Or maybe I'm just being an airhead tonight :o

~Carei


There is speculation that she is smoking "something"... personally, i think she is a heavy pot smoker, but that's it..

[gldstwmn]

Sure. I have a friend who Art Directed the ICW and TTM videos. She told me a nightmare story about the ice sculpture hear that blows up in TTM (was it TTM?).

That was Rooms On Fire and please tell your friend that is my favorite image in that video.

[Glittermoondust]

Hmmmm....well since I work on a computer all day and answer the phone--she could call me when she wants to take a vacation day or when she wants to call in sick........ I could also hook her up with a co-worker if she wanted to order some Caller ID or Call Waiting on her home phone....... or we could maybe hook her up with some DSL and get her surfing the web........ :nod:

Amy

[GypsyNomad]

There is speculation that she is smoking "something"... personally, i think she is a heavy pot smoker, but that's it..

Wouldn't that make her voice sound all raspy, especially being on tour & everything? How has she sounded lately? And wouldn't she reek of it? If its true, at least its not coke..... I guess nobody can hold it against her, i mean, look at Willie Nelson :lol:

~Carei

[sparky]

That was Rooms On Fire and please tell your friend that is my favorite image in that video.

She'll be glad to hear it. She went through hell to get it and even more with the fx guys to rig the damned thing.
Can you tell I haven't seen a Stevie video in ages ? I remember the image but couldn't place it.

[sparky]

I like Thom and think he could do even more amazing stuff if he had more time. Sometimes he's a little predictable with the metrosexual-chic rooms, but overall he's pretty great. I'd hire him.

That show was kind of fun when I watched it. Thom was okay. I felt like he always relied on a certain color pallete and that bugged me. And if I saw him do one more stripey paint job....blech. But I realize he is also constrained by what is in the place to begin with and the sponsor's merchandise. He's all right.

Metrosexual indeed. The real problem is almost every one of his rooms is going to be a burnt orange refrigerator in five years.

[LiquidBlue5000]

Wouldn't that make her voice sound all raspy, especially being on tour & everything?

not sure if smoking the herb has the same effect on a voice that smoking cigs does... but i been to way too many stevie shows in the past 5 years to know that at times (not every show, but here and there), she is under the influence of something :nod:

[dissention]

That show was kind of fun when I watched it. Thom was okay. I felt like he always relied on a certain color pallete and that bugged me. And if I saw him do one more stripey paint job....blech. But I realize he is also constrained by what is in the place to begin with and the sponsor's merchandise. He's all right.

Metrosexual indeed. The real problem is almost every one of his rooms is going to be a burnt orange refrigerator in five years.

He drives me nuts with his ****ing brown. That's all he uses. Brown brown brown. Dude needs to learn that there are lots of pretty colors in this world. I don't particularly like the fact that he has to use stuff Pier One because, quite frankly, Pier One is ass and I wouldn't be caught dead buying a single thing in there, but I understand that they're sponsors and he's stuck with their fugly ****. Given time and the right stuff, I'm sure he could kick something great out.

Ever seen Design On A Dime? Good gawd, my soul weeps whenever I see it. Don't paint up and down, paint in a W!

[GypsyNomad]

not sure if smoking the herb has the same effect on a voice that smoking cigs does... but i been to way too many stevie shows in the past 5 years to know that at times (not every show, but here and there), she is under the influence of something :nod:

Maybe she uses because of nerves, she did say she has terrible stage fright..... maybe it mellows her out so she'll be more relaxed or something :shrug: I haven't been to enough shows to be able to tell myself. Is there a big difference in performance, mood, etc, when she's stoned? (I know this off subject)

~Carei

[sparky]

He drives me nuts with his ****ing brown. That's all he uses. Brown brown brown. Dude needs to learn that there are lots of pretty colors in this world. I don't particularly like the fact that he has to use stuff Pier One because, quite frankly, Pier One is ass and I wouldn't be caught dead buying a single thing in there, but I understand that they're sponsors and he's stuck with their fugly ****. Given time and the right stuff, I'm sure he could kick something great out.

Ever seen Design On A Dime? Good gawd, my soul weeps whenever I see it. Don't paint up and down, paint in a W!

Brown, maroon, and minty green. That's about all I saw first season - which is all I watched of it. That and the painting different walls in the same room a different color. God help me. Maybe in a tiny dump in NY to make it look like there is a different space - maybe. Drove me bat**** anyway.

Never seen Design On A Dime. I did that enough early in my career and am over it. Why would I wanna watch someone else do it ?

[littlecricket2]

Maybe she uses because of nerves, she did say she has terrible stage fright..... maybe it mellows her out so she'll be more relaxed or something :shrug: I haven't been to enough shows to be able to tell myself. Is there a big difference in performance, mood, etc, when she's stoned? (I know this off subject)

~Carei

I know she does a shot of tequila every night before she goes on stage, or at least she has said that. She has never mentioned the Mary Jane; it would be interesting if someone were to ask her about that. C'mon DJ's and interviewers, ask Stevie if she tokes up every now and then! :thumbsup:

[Ghosty]

I'd be selling her Avon and mark. I'd recommend the beComing line to her because it's more "high end" and all natural ingredients and more expensive (I can't picture her buying a jar of face cream on sale for $5). The newest Unflawed cream is awesome. There are only two other companies selling anything similar to it. It's very cool stuff. I know for me, it made me remember my hands really did look younger (I had forgotten!). It's nice to see my ol' 18 year old hands back again. It works nicely on the decolletage area too! ;) Goodbye sun damage.

She could also pick out things like rhinestone thong undies, candles and incense. Even a chakra candle set. And I think she'd look cute in the crystal flip-flop sandals from mark. right now with some jeans on. There's other lingerie. And jewelry, even real diamonds. Room and linen sprays in nice scents. And maybe a Hello Kitty watch, or Pink Panther? (hee-hee!)

And they were the first large company to stop doing animal testing, so that's a nice plus. I am sure she likes to catalog shop.

[seeker007nmss]

... what would your job be to assist/help her with? If she came to my place of employment, I would be doing her mammogram!! :eek: I would freak if that happened..OMG. :eek:
How about you guys? :woohoo:

~Jamie


Just don't put it on Ebay for god's sake!!!!! :eek: :eek:

[dudden22]

I would be showing her some new Reeboks and Chiffon skirts at one job. At the other job I would be directing an interview with her.

[ka10]

I'd be telling her the great perks of our checking accounts, loan rates, Visa Check cards, and online banking system. Maybe even show her how to pay all her bills quickly and easily online! :woohoo:

~Kathryn

[jkmaletic]

Just don't put it on Ebay for god's sake!!!!! :eek: :eek:

LOL! Really! Watch, now that I've said it she'll be my patient after she tours. It's actually a possibility because it's SUPER plush at this breast center here where I work in La Jolla. Lots of upper-class patients. You never know. :laugh:

I had a patient tell me a few days ago (after seeing my Stevie desktop image) that she is friend's with Stevie's cousin who runs a MORTUARY in New York. :shocked: Anyone know anything about that? Creepy..

~Jamie

[skcin]

Trading Spaces makes me violently ill. Those aren't designers, they're amateurs. No designer does all that hands-on work, no bloody way. I certainly don't unless I contract a job privately, otherwise it's left up to the contractors and "hired help." And the things they "design" are so slapdash that I laugh hysterically. Out of everyone on that show, only one is licensed and only one is a member of ASID. I did like a lot of Doug's early stuff, though, and I think he's hot as all get out. :laugh:

I like Thom and think he could do even more amazing stuff if he had more time. Sometimes he's a little predictable with the metrosexual-chic rooms, but overall he's pretty great. I'd hire him.


Doug's a dick. Hate Hildie too. Gen & Laurie were my faves, but I hardly ever watch anymore. Thom's OK.

Did anyone see Queer Eye the other night with the hairball guy who murdered the lobster? ACK!


I would probably be giving Stevie any needed immunizations or irrigating the wax out of her ears. Or talking to her about STDs. Or teaching her how to do CPR.

[dissention]

Doug's a dick. Hate Hildie too. Gen & Laurie were my faves, but I hardly ever watch anymore. Thom's OK.

Doug and Hildi were my favorites back when it first started. :p I haven't watched it in ages because it just got insanely stupid and none of it is realistic in terms of design. I hated Laurie, everything she did was the same French country/buttercream chic ****. Gen lost me after she randomly tacked faux gold leafing onto badly painted drywall and called it the centerpiece for the room.

[skcin]

Doug and Hildi were my favorites back when it first started. :p I haven't watched it in ages because it just got insanely stupid and none of it is realistic in terms of design. I hated Laurie, everything she did was the same French country/buttercream chic ****. Gen lost me after she randomly tacked faux gold leafing onto badly painted drywall and called it the centerpiece for the room.


Yeah, somehow I knew you'd hate Laurie & all her flowers & toile. :D But you're going to pick on Gen when Hildie glues hay and moss on walls? :shrug:

[mikeschmike]

:wavey: Hello fellow nurse!! I would be doing all those same things as well. I would be her nurse. But I would be sad if she came in with COPD or something and she couldn't breathe. It could happen though. Three packs of cigs a day plus smokin weed could eventually catch up with her.



I thought she quit?

[hauntedsong16]

I would be processing her mortgage payments. Not very exciting, unfortunately. :distress:

[SuzeQuze]

If Stevie were one of my clients I would be giving her riding lessons or training and showing one of her horses. I could totally do that. :D Stevie actually needs to buy me a fancy horse. :nod:

:lol: I love that. Hmm. Stevie needs to buy me a lifetime concert ticket to her shows. :nod:

I tech edit computer books so I don't think I could do a thing for her in that regard. However, I take good pictures, she needs a good photographer. I haven't seen any good pro live shots for a while. Fans have taken the best photos IMO. I'd pretty much do whatever she asked me to. :D

[SuzeQuze]

If it were at my job, she'd be renting a storage unit. Hmmm, a new place to store old demos. Then when she didn't pay after 60 days, we'd auction her, and I'd invite all Ledgies to come paw thru the items left in the unit. IF ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

If it were my & hubbies business, she'd be accomodated to her hearts delight on a lovely tour of San Francisco or the finest Napa wineries in our Limousines. Something we would just die to do for her. Not so much cause we'd hope to be able to meet her, but my husband gives the best tours of the bay area hands down! And not just cause I'm partial neither! :nod:

Then I've definitely got to come out! Ahhh, Napa...

[littlecricket2]

LOL! Really! Watch, now that I've said it she'll be my patient after she tours. It's actually a possibility because it's SUPER plush at this breast center here where I work in La Jolla. Lots of upper-class patients. You never know. :laugh:

I had a patient tell me a few days ago (after seeing my Stevie desktop image) that she is friend's with Stevie's cousin who runs a MORTUARY in New York. :shocked: Anyone know anything about that? Creepy..

~Jamie

Hmmm...I've only heard Stevie ever mention one cousin: the male cousin who was with her when her Uncle died (either the uncle's name was John, or the cousin, or both--the cousin might have been John Jr. since Stevie's uncle was his father). Anyway, Stevie tells this story on Storytellers; it was part of the inspiration for "Edge of 17." So anyway, I wonder if Stevie's cousin in New York is the cousin from her Edge story?

[equeen102289]

I would be serving her chicken...lol. (Lee's Famous Recipe...not sure if that's just local or not...but if so, it's very similar to KFC)...

[slnrox]

Well, since Stevie is neither in high school nor college anymore, my guess is that we wouldn't cross paths. :distress: But if she ever needed math tutoring for any reason at all, I'd do it for free! :)

Stevie and I wouldn't ever have crossed paths either--she would have to:
1) live in NJ, and 2) have preschool age children.

[Macfanforever]

I probably die. lol

[SmileAtU]

I thought she quit?

Well I don't know if she quit or not. I would say not completely just because she always did and she is still the hippie chick she always was. But I was referring to all the years she did for sure. I have seen several people who develop this disease and they quit smoking years before, but it still catches up with them eventually and unfortunately.