Remove Your Debt The Christian Way [Archive]

Nixxxed

06-08-2005, 12:18 PM

I just got the most hysterical spam e-mail. I especially love the Bible verse included, not to mention the heartstring-tugging pic of the pregnant young white couple. :rolleyes:

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But I didn't visit their site, because I don't want to encourage them. :laugh: I've also gotten spam advertising many other "Christian" services, including dating (*cough*bootycall*cough*) sites.

What the hell is going on??? :lol:

gldstwmn

06-08-2005, 12:30 PM

OMG. I wonder how many people fall for that. That is so predatory.

estranged4life

06-08-2005, 12:33 PM

Rev.Jerry Flawed-well and Pat "Real life bobble head doll" Rob-U-son :nod:

Nixxxed

06-08-2005, 12:53 PM

OMG. I wonder how many people fall for that. That is so predatory.
Is that what's going on? People jumping on the bandwagon and marketing this way? Or is this stuff real? (Yes, I know it's spam - I just can't convince myself which way this tide is flowing...)

What's next? "Christian" carpet cleaning and tooth-whitening ads?

estranged4life

06-08-2005, 01:37 PM

Does one pray to God, in the hope that God will smite the persons one is indebted to? Somehow, I get the feeling that won't work out...This is so ridiculous it's hilarious. :lol:

about my debt, He said "Press 1 if you'd like to make your payment via credit card and/or debit card...Press 2 if you'd like to speak to our custom service..."

Man, Ya just cant win here in the Bible Belt :lol:

dudden22

06-08-2005, 01:45 PM

I had to check it out.

"Understand that God will always give you what you need if you believe in Him. Make all financial decisions based on the principles of God’s Word, not the "wisdom" of the world." :laugh: Good lord!

Nixxxed

06-08-2005, 01:47 PM

about my debt, He said "Press 1 if you'd like to make your payment via credit card and/or debit card...Press 2 if you'd like to speak to our custom service..."

Man, Ya just cant win here in the Bible Belt :lol:
:laugh:

How does one go about "removing debt the Christian way?"

That's what I wanna know, too! But I'm too afraid to go to the website, for fear that my computer will be stricken with a plague cuz of all the mansex porn on my hard drive. :nod:

Nixxxed

06-08-2005, 01:49 PM

dudden22

06-08-2005, 01:51 PM

You are a brave soul. :xoxo:

Are there buzzards and crows circling? Do you smell brimstone?

:laugh:

Yes I do, and I think I may spontaneously combust any moment know.

strandinthewind

06-08-2005, 01:52 PM

Did anyone access this site? If is just a lender or is there more?

ontheEdgeof17

06-08-2005, 01:54 PM

Did anyone access this site? If is just a lender or is there more?

I don't want popups of the Virgin Mary.

Nixxxed

06-08-2005, 01:55 PM

I don't want popups of the Virgin Mary.
BUT - you could print them out and sell them on Ebay as miracles!

dudden22

06-08-2005, 01:57 PM

Did anyone access this site? If is just a lender or is there more?

It seemed like it was just debt consildation. Pretty much the same as Consumer Credit Counseling with the word Christian added.

Edit: I am not sure that Consumer Credit Counseling charges a fee though.

strandinthewind

06-08-2005, 02:04 PM

It seemed like it was just debt consildation. Pretty much the same as Consumer Credit Counseling with the word Christian added.

Edit: I am not sure that Consumer Credit Counseling charges a fee though.

Thanks!!!!!

And - according to Pat Robertson, being a Christian and evangelical is not cheap - I mean someone has to pay for that diamond mine in Africa :rolleyes:

seeker007nmss

06-08-2005, 03:58 PM

How does one go about "removing debt the Christian way?"
:confused:
Does one pray to God, in the hope that God will smite the persons one is indebted to? Somehow, I get the feeling that won't work out...This is so ridiculous it's hilarious. :lol:

You have to start your own church, become tax exempt, go on TV and fleece people from their money. Offer FREE tapes of your speeches for only 19.95 postage and handling. Sell the names and addresses of those that call in for Prayer Warriors to pray for them to marketing firms for more cash. They if all else fails, say God told you that if you don't raise $$100 Milion dollars the devil is going to take you. Add in a few crying women with awful makeup- Some bad singers - and there you go! Out of debt! :thumbsup: Then go on and market this package as a Christian Teaching Tool to get out of debt!

estranged4life

06-08-2005, 05:07 PM

You have to start your own church, become tax exempt, go on TV and fleece people from their money. Offer FREE tapes of your speeches for only 19.95 postage and handling. Sell the names and addresses of those that call in for Prayer Warriors to pray for them to marketing firms for more cash. They if all else fails, say God told you that if you don't raise $$100 Milion dollars the devil is going to take you. Add in a few crying women with awful makeup- Some bad singers - and there you go! Out of debt! :thumbsup: Then go on and market this package as a Christian Teaching Tool to get out of debt!

The First Church of the Chiffonheads!

We can make up ur own belief system of how our Lord Stevie was placed here on Earth to enlighten us, Teach, etc, blahblahblahblahyaddayaddayadda...

Then again on second thought, That wouldnt sell too good to those Lindsey-ites and Penguin-pushers, And of course those Moneybag M$ck's :lol:

GateandGarden

06-08-2005, 05:20 PM

BUT - you could print them out and sell them on Ebay as miracles!:laugh::laugh:

That is great. Thanks for posting.

Johnny Stew

06-08-2005, 05:24 PM

jannieC

06-08-2005, 07:03 PM

I'll just stay broke and in debt, thanks.

darklinensuit

06-08-2005, 08:14 PM

I'm picking up my new contacts tomorrow, which is a good thing, considering I thought it said Remove your belt the Christian way. :angel:

- Jake

Nixxxed

06-08-2005, 11:51 PM

I'm picking up my new contacts tomorrow, which is a good thing, considering I thought it said Remove your belt the Christian way. :angel:

- Jake
Which is interesting, because if this trend continues, "Christian" porn sites will surely be popping up everywhere soon: clothes on, lights off, missionary position only...

dudden22

06-09-2005, 12:25 AM

Which is interesting, because if this trend continues, "Christian" porn sites will surely be popping up everywhere soon: clothes on, lights off, missionary position only...

:laugh: I love your sig! Beautiful picture of her. I am finally watching "Welcome To Sunny Florida" tonight. I wish she had more live dvd's! The New York one was ok, but she can do so much better. :nod:

strandinthewind

06-09-2005, 05:08 AM

Which is interesting, because if this trend continues, "Christian" porn sites will surely be popping up everywhere soon: clothes on, lights off, missionary position only...

and no fingers - hands on the headboard !!!!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes: :laugh: :rolleyes: :laugh:

ryan8472

06-09-2005, 06:18 AM

Is that what's going on? People jumping on the bandwagon and marketing this way? Or is this stuff real? (Yes, I know it's spam - I just can't convince myself which way this tide is flowing...)

What's next? "Christian" carpet cleaning and tooth-whitening ads?
No, but we may see Christian breakfast cereals. :laugh:

"Jesus Crisps!" - It's a miricale in a box!
or
"Coco Christs" - Tho that may insinuate other things. :laugh:

dudden22

06-09-2005, 10:49 AM

No, but we may see Christian breakfast cereals. :laugh:

"Jesus Crisps!" - It's a miricale in a box!
or
"Coco Christs" - Tho that may insinuate other things. :laugh:

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:

That is hysterical.

Nixxxed

06-09-2005, 11:22 AM

:laugh: I love your sig! Beautiful picture of her. I am finally watching "Welcome To Sunny Florida" tonight. I wish she had more live dvd's! The New York one was ok, but she can do so much better. :nod:
I love me some Tori, but I just can't watch that DVD. Too many closeups, no atmosphere, and HER HAIR - I spend the whole 2 hours thinking about sending her hot oil treatments. :laugh: :nod: It sounds great, and is an amazing performance, tho -- I usually just listen to it (with the TV off). But I LOVE the "Scarlet's Hidden Treasures" disc!

"Bug a martini -- send me to Moscow!"

Nixxxed

06-09-2005, 11:32 AM

No, but we may see Christian breakfast cereals. :laugh:

"Jesus Crisps!" - It's a miricale in a box!
or
"Coco Christs" - Tho that may insinuate other things. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Well, there's already this (even though it's a few years old now):

"What Would Jesus Eat?"

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0785265678/103-6076918-3983860?v=glance

(BTW - some of the reader comments are hysterical...)

dissention

06-09-2005, 11:42 AM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Well, there's already this (even though it's a few years old now):

"What Would Jesus Eat?"

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0785265678/103-6076918-3983860?v=glance

(BTW - some of the reader comments are hysterical...)

Ho****. :lol:

"Loves and fishes for me...washed down with a drop of wine vinegar...lovely!"

"Jesus was a glutton and a drunkard. Remember, Jesus really didn't eat well when He did eat. And he went without food for long periods of time. This is a cash-in attempt to sell a mediocre diet.

See Matthew 11:19
The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, "Look, a glutton and a winebibber, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!' But wisdom is justified by her children."

estranged4life

06-09-2005, 11:49 AM

dudden22

06-09-2005, 12:00 PM

I love me some Tori, but I just can't watch that DVD. Too many closeups, no atmosphere, and HER HAIR - I spend the whole 2 hours thinking about sending her hot oil treatments. :laugh: :nod: It sounds great, and is an amazing performance, tho -- I usually just listen to it (with the TV off). But I LOVE the "Scarlet's Hidden Treasures" disc!

"Bug a martini -- send me to Moscow!"

I just watched it last night. What was she thinking with the hair. :distress: Why did they have to censor "Professional Widow"? It is not like parents would let their kids watch her anyway. "Oh look honey, Tori Amos, isn't she that nice girl that sings about Father Lucifer, smashing the faces of christian boys, and Jesus being a woman." :distress:

Nixxxed

06-09-2005, 12:07 PM

I just watched it last night. What was she thinking with the hair. :distress: Why did they have to censor "Professional Widow"? It is not like parents would let their kids watch her anyway. "Oh look honey, Tori Amos, isn't she that nice girl that sings about Father Lucifer, smashing the faces of christian boys, and Jesus being a woman." :distress:
I love the interview snippets, though - especially the one where it really starts pouring rain and she says that someone needs to make special little umbrellas for her expensive shoes, cuz that's all she's really worried about getting wet. :laugh:

And yeah, the PW censoring was infuriating. And let's not forget (in the spirit of this thread), that Tori explained the lyrics to "God" as meaning that she thought God needed a good BJ, and she was just the woman to do it. :nod:

"God, somtimes you just don't come through
Do you need a woman to look after you?"

dudden22

06-09-2005, 12:14 PM

I love the interview snippets, though - especially the one where it really starts pouring rain and she says that someone needs to make special little umbrellas for her expensive shoes, cuz that's all she's really worried about getting wet. :laugh:]

That is hilarious. I will check those out tonight. I didn't have time yesterday.

And yeah, the PW censoring was infuriating. And let's not forget (in the spirit of this thread), that Tori explained the lyrics to "God" as meaning that she thought God needed a good BJ, and she was just the woman to do it. :nod:

"God, somtimes you just don't come through
Do you need a woman to look after you?"

I did not know that! That is one of my favorites too.