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GypsySorcerer
06-06-2005, 07:35 PM
Jillette Names Daughter Moxie CrimeFighter Sat Jun 4,10:39 PM ET


NEW YORK - Comedian/magician Penn Jillette's latest stunt did not involve his usual sidekick, Teller: He became the father of a baby girl.


Jillette, 50, and his wife Emily, 39, welcomed Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette on Friday, according to publicist Glenn Schwartz. It was the first child for the couple, who married last year.

"We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, `But officer, we're on the same side,'" Jillette explained. "`My middle name is CrimeFighter.'"

The typically mute Teller had no comment on the new arrival.

Penn & Teller currently star in their own series on Showtime, and headline nightly in Las Vegas at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino.
GODDESS6
06-06-2005, 07:36 PM
:lol: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:
amber
06-06-2005, 07:37 PM
:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:
That's awesome, I like the name Moxie!
dissention
06-06-2005, 07:40 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Words fail me.
GypsySorcerer
06-06-2005, 07:41 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Words fail me.

A rare occasion indeed. ;)
dissention
06-06-2005, 07:45 PM
A rare occasion indeed. ;)

And one to be savored. ;)

This has got to be a prank. No one in their right mind would name their kid that. NO ONE. You can bet your ass that if it is true, that poor kid is not only going to despise those quacks she has for parents, but she's going to legally change her name when she hits 18.
GypsySorcerer
06-06-2005, 07:47 PM
:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:
That's awesome, I like the name Moxie!

I thought it had a bizarre charm at first, but it sounds too much like a short form of amoxicillin. :lol:
estranged4life
06-06-2005, 08:03 PM
named her "assclown", Then she can say when she is older "Like Father like daughter" :lol:
amber
06-06-2005, 08:09 PM
I thought it had a bizarre charm at first, but it sounds too much like a short form of amoxicillin. :lol:

Don't sully my love of Moxie! "That girl's got Moxie!" "That girl is Moxie.."

named her "assclown", Then she can say when she is older "Like Father like daughter"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
assclown....
HomerMcvie
06-06-2005, 08:30 PM
For ppl who don't know their food and drink history, Moxie was a soft drink back around the turn of the century. Unfortunately, I've read that it tasted like ass, so it didn't last long.
That's where the Moxie references come from.
History channel dork here.
skcin
06-06-2005, 08:34 PM
named her "assclown", Then she can say when she is older "Like Father like daughter" :lol:


LOL! :lol: Assclown! Really, I laughed out loud! Not just typing it like usual!
amber
06-06-2005, 08:37 PM
For ppl who don't know their food and drink history, Moxie was a soft drink back around the turn of the century. Unfortunately, I've read that it tasted like ass, so it didn't last long.
That's where the Moxie references come from.
History channel dork here.
I? think I love you....
what was in it? Ass? It musta been fiery, for the whole phrase "She's got Moxie" to come up around it. Home distilled? Everclear? What? :thumbsup:
amber
06-06-2005, 08:40 PM
LOL! :lol: Assclown! Really, I laughed out loud! Not just typing it like usual!
Oohhh, you're the faker Curtis was talking about!!!! Faker. Fake Fakerstein. Fakey Fakerson. I thought I detected a fake laugh at some of my assclownish jokes in Vegas. "Oh, can we go to McFakey's for lunch?"
xxxmx
06-06-2005, 08:41 PM
how about jason lee naming his kid Pilot Inspektor? that was unforgivable, even for him. there is no end to the retarded naming trend...

i am now inspired to go listen to my old Moxy Fruvous albums...
HomerMcvie
06-06-2005, 08:46 PM
I? think I love you....
what was in it? Ass? It musta been fiery, for the whole phrase "She's got Moxie" to come up around it. Home distilled? Everclear? What? :thumbsup:
http://www.xensei.com/users/iraseski/
Coke and Pepsi stayed around, while Moxie didn't(on a large scale). Apparently, you can still buy/order this stuff in New England.
" The word Moxie is the only proper name that has made it to the dictionary as a noun synonymous with having "spunk" or "guts"( if you ever tasted it, you would instantly know why!). It's still common to hear of someone as having "a lot of Moxie"."
I didn't see exactly what made it taste like ass, AMber. Sorry. :shrug: :D
jannieC
06-06-2005, 08:49 PM
SIGH. I mean, really. What the HELL. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/981.gif
skcin
06-06-2005, 09:04 PM
Oohhh, you're the faker Curtis was talking about!!!! Faker. Fake Fakerstein. Fakey Fakerson. I thought I detected a fake laugh at some of my assclownish jokes in Vegas. "Oh, can we go to McFakey's for lunch?"


Well, this: :laugh: is my chuckle

This one :lol: means I'm really laughing. I just laughed exceptionally hard that time & I wantes to make sure that Masterkingbootleggod knew it.


PS - I'm not really doing this :] when I use it. Just so yous know.
dissention
06-06-2005, 09:06 PM
For ppl who don't know their food and drink history, Moxie was a soft drink back around the turn of the century. Unfortunately, I've read that it tasted like ass, so it didn't last long.
That's where the Moxie references come from.
History channel dork here.

Honey, Moxie is still around. And it does indeed taste like ass juice.
GypsySorcerer
06-06-2005, 09:08 PM
PS - I'm not really doing this :] when I use it. Just so yous know.

But can you do this: :blob2: :blob1:
dissention
06-06-2005, 09:08 PM
http://www.xensei.com/users/iraseski/
Coke and Pepsi stayed around, while Moxie didn't(on a large scale). Apparently, you can still buy/order this stuff in New England.
" The word Moxie is the only proper name that has made it to the dictionary as a noun synonymous with having "spunk" or "guts"( if you ever tasted it, you would instantly know why!). It's still common to hear of someone as having "a lot of Moxie"."
I didn't see exactly what made it taste like ass, AMber. Sorry. :shrug: :D

Wow, I didn't know that us New Englanders were the only ones subjected to that disgusting drink. You guys are lucky, then, because it's ****ing gross. It's very big in Polish grocery stores, too.
amber
06-06-2005, 09:12 PM
Honey, Moxie is still around. And it does indeed taste like ass juice.
Implying, of course, that you've tasted.....



did I miss what is actually in this? I'll go read again....
HomerMcvie
06-06-2005, 09:26 PM
Implying, of course, that you've tasted.....



did I miss what is actually in this? I'll go read again....
Well, everyone has one. So, if you're the adventurous type, well, unfortunately, some things are unavoidable. :wavey: :wavey: :wavey: :sorry:
Course, that's why they make liquor!

Follow the link I posted for ACTUAL info.
amber
06-06-2005, 09:34 PM
Well, everyone has one. So, if you're the adventurous type, well, unfortunately, some things are unavoidable. :wavey: :wavey: :wavey: :sorry:
Course, that's why they make liquor!

Follow the link I posted for ACTUAL info.
okay, I went there, but it wasn't readily apparent. Or else I'm lame. I'll find out which, right now. Hey, it's not like one of Strand's neverending articles, is it? Can't you just tell me what's in it???? :D
HomerMcvie
06-06-2005, 10:23 PM
okay, I went there, but it wasn't readily apparent. Or else I'm lame. I'll find out which, right now. Hey, it's not like one of Strand's neverending articles, is it? Can't you just tell me what's in it???? :D
ask diss. i've only heard about it! :woohoo: