Now that Jake's back...

[skcin]

...I would like to propose that he change his sig to something more current. ;)

I would also like to point out that since he first responded to a thread I created, I essentially lured him back to The Ledge with my irresistable womanly charms.

You're all welcome. :cool:

[dissention]

I would also like to point out that since he first responded to a thread I created, I essentially lured him back to The Ledge with my irresistable womanly charms.

It could be that or it could be your thong. :woohoo:

[SuzeQuze]

Maybe it's the idea of joining her all smeared in ketchup! :lol:

[amber]

Maybe it's the fact that it's summer, and since he teaches school, he is off.

[GateandGarden]

Maybe it's the fact that it's summer, and since he teaches school, he is off.You and your logic :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

Maybe it's the idea of joining her all smeared in ketchup! :lol:

Ahem - that was Curtis smeared with ketchup and she was pelting him with salt. Now as for what happens after that episode, I cannot comment :cool:

[darklinensuit]

...I would like to propose that he change his sig to something more current. ;)

I would also like to point out that since he first responded to a thread I created, I essentially lured him back to The Ledge with my irresistable womanly charms.

You're all welcome. :cool:

I thought Jason posted this & coughed hard when I read the "womanly charms" line. :shocked:

How are those charms, these days? Still flying with Rhiannon's birds?

And is Joe around? He's the one who did the bouncing Stevie photo for me. I'm not seeing it.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

It could be that or it could be your thong. :woohoo:

It's an item that multi-tasks. :cool:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Maybe it's the idea of joining her all smeared in ketchup! :lol:

I'm lost, or have you confused condoments with condoms? :confused:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Maybe it's the fact that it's summer, and since he teaches school, he is off.

Not quite off yet - but no kids. Hallelujah. Really.

- Jake

[SuzeQuze]

Ahem - that was Curtis smeared with ketchup and she was pelting him with salt. Now as for what happens after that episode, I cannot comment :cool:

I guess I took it a little further in my imagination! :lol:

[amber]

You and your logic :laugh:

:laugh: Sorry, all the glad handing and self praise was making me sick.... :laugh:

[dissention]

It's an item that multi-tasks. :cool:

- Jake

Underwear, sling shots, dental floss. Yup, most definitely.

[skcin]

Maybe it's the fact that it's summer, and since he teaches school, he is off.


Sure it could be that. Or not. I think not. Snarker

[amber]

Sure it could be that. Or not. I think not. Snarker
I'm in the antisnark league, but sometimes people really test my limits. And who's to say who the snarker is. Projection? :cool: :laugh:

[skcin]

I'm in the antisnark league, but sometimes people really test my limits. And who's to say who the snarker is. Projection? :cool: :laugh:


Well Mick says Paula you know Amber's just one more snarker in the chain. And I say, I say, I have to believe him.

Self praise(whether it's warranted or not) is not snarking.

Putting down the self praiser, however, is. :cool:

[amber]

Well Mick says Paula you know Amber's just one more snarker in the chain. And I say, I say, I have to believe him.

Self praise(whether it's warranted or not) is not snarking.

Putting down the self praiser, however, is. :cool:
I didn't put anyone down. But I can see we're in a mood today, so rock on! :wavey: :cool: A self praising mood, that is.

[skcin]

I didn't put anyone down. But I can see we're in a mood today, so rock on! :wavey: :cool: A self praising mood, that is.


ROCK ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :mad:

I had blocked it out of my memory until now, but this morning on VH1 Classic I accidentally saw the video for "Rock On" by Michael Damian from the soundtrack for Dream a Little Dream. Oh, the horror! :shocked:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Geezus.

Everyone is one everyone's nerves.


Pour the mud, cuz I'm ready for a girl fight! :thumbsup:

[skcin]

No, no mud. :sorry: I don't know what it is, it's like Jake is making us all snarky! I gotta go, I'll be back later.

[amber]

ROCK ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :mad:

I had blocked it out of my memory until now, but this morning on VH1 Classic I accidentally saw the video for "Rock On" by Michael Damian from the soundtrack for Dream a Little Dream. Oh, the horror! :shocked:
Rock on? Blue.Jean.Baby.Queen.Prettiest.Girl.etc???
I love that song!
Guess I'll add that to the "only one who loves" list.

[darklinensuit]

Underwear, sling shots, dental floss. Yup, most definitely.

In your case, bleach holder. :lol:

- Jake

[dissention]

In your case, bleach holder. :lol:

- Jake

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAN

You're a twisted bastard. I love it. Pass the Clorox and some Q-tips so I can get to work.

[darklinensuit]

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAN

You're a twisted bastard. I love it. Pass the Clorox and some Q-tips so I can get to work.

Q-tips? I bet you use a toilet brush. :shocked: :laugh:

- Jake

[SuzeQuze]

Are you guys talking about a bleaching procedure done back there? I saw this on TV, some porn star had it done. :shocked: Very strange.

[cliffdweller]

Rock on? Blue.Jean.Baby.Queen.Prettiest.Girl.etc???
I love that song!

Wait, the Michael Damien version?!!? :laugh::laugh: Good luck with aaaaaaall that :laugh:.

[dissention]

Q-tips? I bet you use a toilet brush. :shocked: :laugh:

- Jake

Nah, a mop usually does the trick.

[cliffdweller]

In your case, bleach holder. :lol:

- Jake

:eek: :laugh:

Well, well, look who woke up on the 'tude side of the bed! :laugh:

[amber]

Wait, the Michael Damien version?!!? :laugh::laugh: Good luck with aaaaaaall that :laugh:.
What does that mean? I thought someone called...something Essex did it. Is the Michael Damian version different? And what do you mean by aaaaaalllll that?

[dissention]

:eek: :laugh:

Well, well, look who woke up on the 'tude side of the bed! :laugh:

He can't help it. Lara Flynn Boyle turned down his advances because she was still "sensitive" from her bleaching.

[amber]

Wait, the Michael Damien version?!!? :laugh::laugh: Good luck with aaaaaaall that :laugh:.
well?.......

[dissention]

well?.......

Stop it or else you'll start to sound like Stevie Nicks a la 1986. :laugh:

"Well, you can, well, baby, talk to me, well well, you can set your, well, secrets freeeeeee, baby."

[GateandGarden]

Stop it or else you'll start to sound like Stevie Nicks a la 1986. :laugh:

"Well, you can, well, baby, talk to me, well well, you can set your, well, secrets freeeeeee, baby."And what's wrong with that, huh? :wavey:

[ontheEdgeof17]

And what's wrong with that, huh? :wavey:


She might fall off the stage and hurt herself.


Betty Ford, meet Amber
Amber, Betty Ford.

[amber]

She might fall off the stage and hurt herself.


Betty Ford, meet Amber
Amber, Betty Ford.
Ah, if only I had the funds to develop a serious drug habit... :distress: :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

are you all going to start menstuating together now - cuz ya sure being bitchy :laugh: :p ;)

[seeker007nmss]

are you all going to start menstuating together now - cuz ya sure being bitchy :laugh: :p ;)



:eek: I am still waiting for the Turkey Baster comments. :nod:

[skcin]

No, Amber gets hers a few days later than me. Suze is on my cycle, though :p .

And Jim - I don't know what you're implying about the turkey baster. Not sure if I want to know. :confused:

[seeker007nmss]

No, Amber gets hers a few days later than me. Suze is on my cycle, though :p .

And Jim - I don't know what you're implying about the turkey baster. Not sure if I want to know. :confused:


At work we had an all female crew on the craps table. I walked up and they were talking about using a turkey baster to get inceminated by sperm. (I have no idea how they got there, I didn't want to know, but they looked at me like it was a normal girl conversation.) Something about getting pregnant, and how far they would go if they had to..... :shocked: I just kinda drifted away. thinking..... "Turkey baster?" must be a girl thing. I thought is was just sick. :eek: I hoping it was one of those "had to be there" kinda things and not normal girl conversation. It appears it was. All I could think of was *sarcasticly* "How romantic, to concieve with Mr. Butterball." Okay I will shut now and go to bed. I won't ask if you don't. :nod:

[amber]

At work we had an all female crew on the craps table. I walked up and they were talking about using a turkey baster to get inceminated by sperm. (I have no idea how they got there, I didn't want to know, but they looked at me like it was a normal girl conversation.) Something about getting pregnant, and how far they would go if they had to..... :shocked: I just kinda drifted away. thinking..... "Turkey baster?" must be a girl thing. I thought is was just sick. :eek: I hoping it was one of those "had to be there" kinda things and not normal girl conversation. It appears it was. All I could think of was *sarcasticly* "How romantic, to concieve with Mr. Butterball." Okay I will shut now and go to bed. I won't ask if you don't. :nod:
erm, to be fair, I don't think I have ever had a turkey baster convo, except for jokingly. I feel kinda bad for you. Although, to be fair, it does happen. Though, I, myself, try to avoid pregnancy. :laugh:
I can see it's seared into your mind, though. You might want to consider Klonopin. :laugh:

[GypsySorcerer]

ROCK ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :mad:

I had blocked it out of my memory until now, but this morning on VH1 Classic I accidentally saw the video for "Rock On" by Michael Damian from the soundtrack for Dream a Little Dream. Oh, the horror! :shocked:
Did you ever watch The Young and the Restless? He used to sing it all the time, usually in a cheesy video. It was hilarious. :laugh:

[seeker007nmss]

erm, to be fair, I don't think I have ever had a turkey baster convo, except for jokingly. I feel kinda bad for you. Although, to be fair, it does happen. Though, I, myself, try to avoid pregnancy. :laugh:
I can see it's seared into your mind, though. You might want to consider Klonopin. :laugh:


It was just so ODD. Did they say what I THOUGHT they said? Yup. They did. :shocked: I should have moved that post to the Gross thread. :laugh:

[skcin]

Did you ever watch The Young and the Restless? He used to sing it all the time, usually in a cheesy video. It was hilarious. :laugh:


Yes! :rolleyes: I loathed Cricket, that little bitch!

Nicki was the **** though. Between her hair & her bizarre ability to bawl at any moment - she's my hero! :thumbsup:

[amber]

Did you ever watch The Young and the Restless? He used to sing it all the time, usually in a cheesy video. It was hilarious. :laugh:
aww, I hate when good songs are made bad by videos! I've heard the same thing about Black Velvet, that the video was so bad, it ruined it. Luckily, I've never seen it! :laugh:

[GypsySorcerer]

Yes! :rolleyes: I loathed Cricket, that little bitch!

Nicki was the **** though. Between her hair & her bizarre ability to bawl at any moment - she's my hero! :thumbsup:

Cricket....ugh. :laugh: Nikki was always my favorite character. I like the actress, too. She did particularly well during the alcoholism storyline.

[GateandGarden]

Cricket....ugh. :laugh: Nikki was always my favorite character. I like the actress, too. She did particularly well during the alcoholism storyline.She did. :nod: I love Jill, too. That actress who plays her is HOT. And the guy who plays Jack. I think Jill and Jack were seriously involved at one point. I think I was too young at the time to be turned on by it but now...:blob1:


I don't think anyone really likes Cricket. :laugh:

[GypsySorcerer]

She did. :nod: I love Jill, too. That actress who plays her is HOT. And the guy who plays Jack. I think Jill and Jack were seriously involved at one point. I think I was too young at the time to be turned on by it but now...:blob1:


I don't think anyone really likes Cricket. :laugh:

Cricket couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. I hated that "blank stare" she always did, no matter the scene. :laugh:

I think Jack slept with Jill shen she was his stepmother. Jill is very attractive and has a sexy voice. And I think she's a tremendous actress.

[GateandGarden]

I think Jack slept with Jill shen she was his stepmother.Now you had to go and ruin it for me! :laugh:

[GypsySorcerer]

Now you had to go and ruin it for me! :laugh:

:sorry: I thought it was common knowledge. :laugh:

I spent way too much of my childhood watching Y&R.

[GateandGarden]

:sorry: I thought it was common knowledge. :laugh:

I spent way too much of my childhood watching Y&R.I guess I forgot about that. But I too have spent much of my life watching that show. I think the first sound I heard in the womb was a heartbeat followed by the theme song to that show, and that may begin to explain my fascinations. :laugh: (Well, just a couple of them).

[Livia]

I've been watching Y&R for many, many years. People on their boards refer to Cricket as "The Bug," and Nicholas is "Nick-clueless." LOL Have you noticed how often Cricket says, "uuuuuuhhhhh" at the end of nearly all her sentences?

Nikki is a GREAT cryer....and I still can't believe they killed off Cassie. Wonder how long it will take for them to figure out Cassie was really driving. Uh, did anyone think to find out whose blood was in the BACK seat and whose fingerprints are all over the steering wheel??? :shrug:

[shackin'up]

I'm lost, or have you confused condoments with condoms? :confused:

- Jake

he's back. cool.

[GateandGarden]

I've been watching Y&R for many, many years. People on their boards refer to Cricket as "The Bug," and Nicholas is "Nick-clueless." LOL Have you noticed how often Cricket says, "uuuuuuhhhhh" at the end of nearly all her sentences?

Nikki is a GREAT cryer....and I still can't believe they killed off Cassie. Wonder how long it will take for them to figure out Cassie was really driving. Uh, did anyone think to find out whose blood was in the BACK seat and whose fingerprints are all over the steering wheel??? :shrug:I'm sure it'll take them all summer to figure out that Cassie was driving. :rolleyes: I don't think I could stand to watch it every day, knowing that things are going to go at a snail's pace, though that is better than "Passions"-pace. Of course it'll take them forever to do logical things like actually check the car for blood and all that. :rolleyes:

I think Phyllis calls Christine "The Bug," too, right? And I can't stand Nick. He was such an ass when he made Phyllis leave the ceremony. She can't even be held responsible for raising Daniel because lived with goofy smarmy (sp?) singer Danny almost all his life. I'm a Phyllis fan. :thumbsup: I didn't like her when she tried to kill Christine (even though I don't like her, ever), but she is definitely reformed.

Another one I love is Michael. He will never get old. I'd like to see him beat the **** out of Kevin's dad, but then he'd have to go to jail probably, so I guess not. :laugh:

[GypsySorcerer]

I've been watching Y&R for many, many years. People on their boards refer to Cricket as "The Bug," and Nicholas is "Nick-clueless." LOL Have you noticed how often Cricket says, "uuuuuuhhhhh" at the end of nearly all her sentences?

Nikki is a GREAT cryer....and I still can't believe they killed off Cassie. Wonder how long it will take for them to figure out Cassie was really driving. Uh, did anyone think to find out whose blood was in the BACK seat and whose fingerprints are all over the steering wheel??? :shrug:

I haven't watched Y&R in a while, but I saw where Cassie had been killed off. :rolleyes:

Some of those nicknames for their characters are hysterical. TGVN=The Great Victor Newman. :laugh:

[Livia]

I'm sure it'll take them all summer to figure out that Cassie was driving. :rolleyes: I don't think I could stand to watch it every day, knowing that things are going to go at a snail's pace, though that is better than "Passions"-pace. Of course it'll take them forever to do logical things like actually check the car for blood and all that. :rolleyes:

I think Phyllis calls Christine "The Bug," too, right? And I can't stand Nick. He was such an ass when he made Phyllis leave the ceremony. She can't even be held responsible for raising Daniel because lived with goofy smarmy (sp?) singer Danny almost all his life. I'm a Phyllis fan. :thumbsup: I didn't like her when she tried to kill Christine (even though I don't like her, ever), but she is definitely reformed.

Another one I love is Michael. He will never get old. I'd like to see him beat the **** out of Kevin's dad, but then he'd have to go to jail probably, so I guess not. :laugh:

We've hijacked this thread! :laugh: I LOVE Michael, and I love Phyllis and Jack together.

I cried like a baby during Cassie's death scene, the way they did it in slow motion was cool. That's the best acting Nicholas has ever done...do you think Sharon will end up w/ Brad since Nick isn't being there for her? I do, which would be interesting, I like them together.

The new kid playing Noah sucks.

[Livia]

I haven't watched Y&R in a while, but I saw where Cassie had been killed off. :rolleyes:

Some of those nicknames for their characters are hysterical. TGVN=The Great Victor Newman. :laugh:

I like it when Jack calls Victor "The Moustache." :p

[GypsySorcerer]

I like it when Jack calls Victor "The Moustache." :p

And "The Black Knight." I loved how he called Brad "Golden Boy."

[GateandGarden]

We've hijacked this thread! :laugh: I LOVE Michael, and I love Phyllis and Jack together.

I cried like a baby during Cassie's death scene, the way they did it in slow motion was cool. That's the best acting Nicholas has ever done...do you think Sharon will end up w/ Brad since Nick isn't being there for her? I do, which would be interesting, I like them together.

The new kid playing Noah sucks.I actually didn't see the scene in which they killed off Cassie. I've read that it had a lot of people crying.

I could be wrong, but I figure Sharon and Nick will stay together, since it seems like they always do, no matter how much one of them screws up. Neither one of them has ever really been with someone else and I figured they were just supposed to stay together.

That new Noah is annoying.

What do you think about Gloria? I cannot bring myself to like that character. I don't really want John to make amends with her. You can see why Michael and Kevin are so screwed up. Apparently both had horrible fathers and also this woman for a mother. Man, that is a bad deal.

And isn't Lily like a Drew incarnate or something?

Is it just me or are both Jack and Brad flirting with Victoria? I didn't think they liked her before. I didn't even think they got along with her. Did they notice that she's a totally different actress or something so now they're attracted to her? :laugh: I have to say that that actress is not really pulling off Victoria as I knew her, IMO.

[Livia]

I actually didn't see the scene in which they killed off Cassie. I've read that it had a lot of people crying.

I could be wrong, but I figure Sharon and Nick will stay together, since it seems like they always do, no matter how much one of them screws up. Neither one of them has ever really been with someone else and I figured they were just supposed to stay together.

That new Noah is annoying.

What do you think about Gloria? I cannot bring myself to like that character. I don't really want John to make amends with her. You can see why Michael and Kevin are so screwed up. Apparently both had horrible fathers and also this woman for a mother. Man, that is a bad deal.

And isn't Lily like a Drew incarnate or something?

Is it just me or are both Jack and Brad flirting with Victoria? I didn't think they liked her before. I didn't even think they got along with her. Did they notice that she's a totally different actress or something so now they're attracted to her? :laugh: I have to say that that actress is not really pulling off Victoria as I knew her, IMO.

I like the newer Gloria - what's her name from Knot's Landing was too creepy to look at! But yeah, she's a nut case.

The new Victoria reminds me of Denise Richards - Brad's definitely flirting, but I think, or at least I hope, that Jack isn't. That would just be too Woody Allen/Soon Yi of him! LOL Victoria's more likeable these days - with her worldliness and artsy life in Italy. I like her more now than as a business woman, but I'd still like to see her get her job back and kick Dru to the curb.

Lily pisses me off - and what's up w/ Daniel's greasy hair? Okay, I get it, there's no shower in the hideout, but...eeew!

[GateandGarden]

I like the newer Gloria - what's her name from Knot's Landing was too creepy to look at! But yeah, she's a nut case.OMG that other woman was so hard to look at! This woman's kind of pretty but that character is so insincere it's not funny.

The new Victoria reminds me of Denise Richards - Brad's definitely flirting, but I think, or at least I hope, that Jack isn't. That would just be too Woody Allen/Soon Yi of him! LOL Victoria's more likeable these days - with her worldliness and artsy life in Italy. I like her more now than as a business woman, but I'd still like to see her get her job back and kick Dru to the curb.She reminds me of Denise Richards, too! I think she's actually better looking! It's hard for me to believe that her personality has changed so much because she spent time in Italy. I thought the old Victoria was kind of a bitch but maybe this one will prove to be one in time as well.

Lily pisses me off - and what's up w/ Daniel's greasy hair? Okay, I get it, there's no shower in the hideout, but...eeew!:lol::lol::lol:

[GardenStateGirlie]

...we should all grab a bottle, hunker down, and pray for daylight?

Oops. I thought this was complete the sentence.

[darklinensuit]

...we should all grab a bottle, hunker down, and pray for daylight?

Oops. I thought this was complete the sentence.

Hey, what miracle worker taught Marissa how to complete a sentence while I was gone? :shrug:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Hey, what miracle worker taught Marissa how to complete a sentence while I was gone? :shrug:

- Jake

Well, I see that "wit" is still in tact.

[Merf]

Ah, I can see that I have yet to formally welcome back Jake to the fold. So, welcome back. :wavey:

[darklinensuit]

Ah, I can see that I have yet to formally welcome back Jake to the fold. So, welcome back. :wavey:

Thanks, and you look nice in your avatar.
(See, I have good manners, too. :wavey: )

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

he's back. cool.

If I tell you Stevie plans to perform Detox Mansion, will you head to Texas?

- Jake

[Merf]

Thanks, and you look nice in your avatar.
(See, I have good manners, too. :wavey: )

- Jake


Yes. I shaved my head while you were gone. Things have changed a lot, man. I do look quite hot though.

[hayley]

Yes. I shaved my head while you were gone. Things have changed a lot, man. I do look quite hot though.
SMOKIN' hot. Merf, you sexy bitch.

[skcin]

Oh great, he's gone again. Never did change his sig either. :rolleyes:

[golden braid]

Oh great, he's gone again. Never did change his sig either. :rolleyes:
I was wondering where the hell he went again also. He was here for about a week and that was it. :shrug: