This History of Michael Jackson's Face

[dudden22]

I just came across this website. Interesting comparisons.

http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html

[DrummerDeanna]

Yikes. :eek:

Seriously.

If I ran into that in a dark alley - or let's face it - even on a fully-lit public street I'd run. RUN!

[amber]

:lol: :lol:
The comparison pics are the best. "Mr. C.F.B. Lagoon" :laugh: thanks for posting, that was awesome.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Everybody nose too much plastic surgery will do ya in.

[amber]

Everybody nose too much plastic surgery will do ya in.
:groan: don't make me come over there. :laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

:groan: don't make me come over there. :laugh:

What Amber What?

You can make fun of unicorns all day, but I make one nose joke and you groan? BRING IT!


If any nose falls in love.....

[amber]

What Amber What?

You can make fun of unicorns all day, but I make one nose joke and you groan? BRING IT!


If any nose falls in love.....
Um, did you just tell me to BRING IT? :lol:

"Where is my beasts nose...."

[SteveMacD]

http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck03.gif

[ontheEdgeof17]

Um, did you just tell me to BRING IT? :lol:

"Where is my beasts nose...."

:lol: :lol:

My love is man who has no nose
Ohhhhhhh my love lives in a world of false plastic and mane

[amber]

:lol: :lol:

My love is man who has no nose
Ohhhhhhh my love lives in a world of false plastic and mane
:laugh: :lol: :laugh:
"Well, I know you'd like to cut your nose, but baybeh you can't cut"

[GODDESS6]

I just came across this website. Interesting comparisons.

http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
ole mikey just makes me ill, & did any1 see those supposed "art" books they found in his home?~ i think he has danced w/ the devil once 2 many & hopefully this time he will burn~

[GateandGarden]

http://img124.echo.cx/img124/8881/yucksmiley7op.gif

[golden braid]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks for posting that. I needed a good laugh. I love the comparison pics especially the one from the Planet of the Apes.

[dissention]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks for posting that. I needed a good laugh. I love the comparison pics especially the one from the Planet of the Apes.

My personal favorite was Judy Jetson. :laugh:

[dudden22]

My personal favorite was Judy Jetson. :laugh:


:laugh:
Me too, that was pretty close.

[darklinensuit]

Helena Bonham Carter is going to sue. :shocked:

- Jake

[dissention]

Helena Bonham Carter is going to sue. :shocked:

- Jake

:laugh:

She needs to eat some fat, but otherwise she's beautiful What an insult. :p

[estranged4life]

Helena Bonham Carter is going to sue. :shocked:

- Jake

welcome back to the world of the living :nod:

Brian "Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to become a rich white woman" j.

[dissention]

Brian "Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to become a rich white woman" j.

Darling, I think Michael Jackson defies every gender category.

[amber]

Darling, I think Michael Jackson defies every gender category.
At least every earthling gender category.

[darklinensuit]

:laugh:

She needs to eat some fat, but otherwise she's beautiful What an insult. :p

Yes, you're right, compared to Susan Sarandon she is beautiful. :p :cool:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

welcome back to the world of the living :nod:

Brian "Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to become a rich white woman" j.

Thanks.
And that's some sig. I'd like to think I took that shot at Cupid. :angel:

- Jake

[dissention]

Yes, you're right, compared to Susan Sarandon she is beautiful. :p :cool:

- Jake

Pffft. Because we all know what a stunning specimen Amanda Peet is. :p

[amber]

Pffft. Because we all know what a stunning specimen Amanda Peet is. :p
Amanda Peet is Ubergorgeous. Good Day.

[darklinensuit]

Pffft. Because we all know what a stunning specimen Amanda Peet is. :p

We sure do. :nod:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Amanda Peet is Ubergorgeous. Good Day.

Finally, someone with eyes. :D

- Jake

[dissention]

Finally, someone with eyes. :D

- Jake

Too bad you both suffer from blindness. :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Too bad you both suffer from blindness. :laugh:

Maybe Susan can donate her Garfield the cat/Billy Joel eyeballs. :wavey:

- Jake

[dissention]

Maybe Susan can donate her Garfield the cat/Billy Joel eyeballs. :wavey:

- Jake

Nooooooooooooooo, they're part of what makes her so beautiful, silly. Go after Cokie Roberts with a spork and get those softballs she calls eyes. Leave my lovely Susan alone. :p

[darklinensuit]

Nooooooooooooooo, they're part of what makes her so beautiful, silly. Go after Cokie Roberts with a spork and get those softballs she calls eyes. Leave my lovely Susan alone. :p

I always think of those two together, actually. Stretch Cokie's jawline like Katherine Helmond in "Brazil" & you get Susan. ;)

- Jake

[dissention]

Stretch Cokie's jawline like Katherine Helmond in "Brazil" & you get Susan. ;)

How nightmarish. o_O

Whenever I think of Cokie Roberts, I automatically think that Tori Spelling is her love child.

[amber]

Maybe Susan can donate her Garfield the cat/Billy Joel eyeballs. :wavey:

- Jake
:lol: :lol:

[darklinensuit]

How nightmarish. o_O

Whenever I think of Cokie Roberts, I automatically think that Tori Spelling is her love child.

Only if she had mated with a lopsided preying mantis. :shrug:

- Jake

[dissention]

Only if she had mated with a lopsided preying mantis. :shrug:

- Jake

Considering that that was how Cokie came to be in the first place, it's not entirely impossible.

[darklinensuit]

Considering that that was how Cokie came to be in the first place, it's not entirely impossible.

Be fair. Cokie's parents were symmetrically featured praying matises.

- Jake

[strandinthewind]

Nooooooooooooooo, they're part of what makes her so beautiful, silly. Go after Cokie Roberts with a spork and get those softballs she calls eyes. Leave my lovely Susan alone. :p


I know Cokie's mother and she would not appreciate that :laugh: :laugh:

[SuzeQuze]

This is funny "Even the staunch defenders of Michael's sanity have to admit the boy's cheese has slid off his cracker." :lol:

Oh man, how sad sad sad! He was so cute back in the day! :eek: Yuck yuck yuck.

[amber]

This is funny "Even the staunch defenders of Michael's sanity have to admit the boy's cheese has slid off his cracker." :lol:

Oh man, how sad sad sad! He was so cute back in the day! :eek: Yuck yuck yuck.
:lol: :laugh:
I know, it's always neat to find another way to describe crazy.