finish the sentences....

[Dreammms]

01) My uncle once:

02) Never in my life:

03) When I was five:

04) High School was:

05) I will never forget:

06) I once met:

07) There's this girl I know who:

08) Once, at a bar:

09) By noon I usually:

10) Last night:

11) If I only had:

12) Next time I go to church:

13) Terry Schiavo:

14) I have a confession to make:

15) When I turn my head left, I see:

16) When I turn my head right, I see:

17) You know I'm lying when:

18) Everyday, I constantly think about:

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be:

20) By this time next year:

21) A better name for me would be:

22) I have a hard time understanding:

23) If I ever go back to school I'll:

24) You know I like you if:

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be:

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro:

27) Take my advice, never:

28) My ideal breakfast is:

29) A song I love, but do not have is:

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest:

31) Tulips:

32) Why won't anyone:

33) If you spend the night at my house:

34) I'd stop my wedding for:

35) The world could do without:

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:

37) My favorite blonde is:

38) Paper clips are more useful than:

39) If I do anything well, it's:

40) And by the way:

41) The last time I was drunk, I:

[DrummerDeanna]

01) My uncle once: hit on my sister

02) Never in my life: have I gone camping

03) When I was five: My two top teeth were knocked out by a baseball

04) High School was: a lot of fun

05) I will never forget: my first love

06) I once met: Mel Brooks

07) There's this girl I know who: took a crap in front of the federal building in Albuquerque, NM - that's right - just on the street

08) Once, at a bar: I played to a packed house

09) By noon I usually: have already written once newscast

10) Last night: I gave my dog a flea treatment

11) If I only had:better metabolism - or stronger will power

12) Next time I go to church: I will be in New Mexico!!

13) Terry Schiavo: may she rest in peace

14) I have a confession to make: I broke down and ate a Quarter Pounder with Cheese

15) When I turn my head left, I see: A filing cabinet

16) When I turn my head right, I see: my co-worker's desk

17) You know I'm lying when: um I don't know what I do when I'm lying

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: chocolate

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: the chick who got to hook up with KEnneth Brannagh in Much Ado about Nothing

20) By this time next year: I will be living in a different apartment

21) A better name for me would be: Danny

22) I have a hard time understanding: Bigotry

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: Get my master's degree

24) You know I like you if: I'm not completely mean to you

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My nephew

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are people I never think about

27) Take my advice, never:

28) My ideal breakfast is: [B]cereal

29) A song I love, but do not have is: River by Joni Mitchell

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: getting a Scoopy

31) Tulips: are growing in my front yard

32) Why won't anyone: watch my dog when I go on my vacation??

33) If you spend the night at my house: beware of the dog

34) I'd stop my wedding for: death

35) The world could do without:President Bush

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Lick the belly of President Bush

37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie Nicks

38) Paper clips are more useful than: glue sticks?

39) If I do anything well, it's: my job

40) And by the way: May the force be with you

41) The last time I was drunk, I:threw up in a friend's front yard

[ShangriLaTroubl]

01) My uncle once: met a woman on the internet from China, and moved to China--married her-got her pregnant in a month, the government came after them, forced her to have an abortion and pay a fine....and hes still there! some uncle huh lol

02) Never in my life: Have I been to another country.

03) When I was five: I started school...

04) High School was: great, loved it.

05) I will never forget: Stevie!

06) I once met: Senator Mary Landrieu, Senator Stabenow, Congresswoman Denise Majette, Georgia Sec. of State Cathy Cox (soon to be Governor hopefully), Lindsey Buckingham,

07) There's this girl I know who: is a slut.

08) Once, at a bar: I got in a drunken argument with a military guy who informed me that military people are the only ppl who are worthy, everyone else is lazy bastards


09) By noon I usually: am at work or class.

10) Last night: I did absolutely nothing.

11) If I only had: a million dollars.

12) Next time I go to church: will be sometime from now.

13) Terry Schiavo: is dead.

14) I have a confession to make: no i dont.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: Stevie Say You Will pic

16) When I turn my head right, I see: Stevie RAL LP

17) You know I'm lying when: sorry no1 ever knows.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: Stevie

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: ehh

20) By this time next year: I will be at Cal State in San Bernardino, and working

21) A better name for me would be: Jake

22) I have a hard time understanding: College math

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: im in school

24) You know I like you if: i tell you.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My family

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: ehhh

27) Take my advice, never: do one of these again.

28) My ideal breakfast is: Grits, bacon, eggs, biscuits

29) A song I love, but do not have is: have all songs i love.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Wrapping yourself in a rebel flag.

31) Tulips: who cares>?

32) Why won't anyone: Lose their winning lottery ticket and let em find it.

33) If you spend the night at my house: I will give you Jesus Juice.

34) I'd stop my wedding for: Stevie

35) The world could do without: Bush

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a spider

37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie, Debbi Harry, and Cameron Diaz

38) Paper clips are more useful than: Staples.

39) If I do anything well, it's: Love

40) And by the way: this was annoying sorta

41) The last time I was drunk, I: fell off a bar chair...

[Neal]

01) My uncle once: put a golf ball thru the kitchen window.

02) Never in my life: will I eat sushi again.

03) When I was five: my cat died. :distress:

04) High School was: a waste of time.

05) I will never forget: my first Stevie concert. :woohoo:

06) I once met: a woman from Venus...

07) There's this girl I know who: can open a beer bottle with her...

08) Once, at a bar: I had sex in the bathroom. (But not really!)

09) By noon I usually: want to kill myself. (But not really!)

10) Last night: I was in bed before midnight for the first time in years!

11) If I only had: a million dollars.

12) Next time I go to church: I'll probably burst into flames upon entering.

13) Terry Schiavo: should have been unplugged years ago. :sorry:

14) I have a confession to make: I love threads like this! :p

15) When I turn my head left, I see: a cubicle wall.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: a cubicle wall.

17) You know I'm lying when: my lips are moving. (But not really.)

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: eating.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Queen Titania :D

20) By this time next year: I could be dead.

21) A better name for me would be: Becky.

22) I have a hard time understanding: why I'm still working here.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: probably never leave again.

24) You know I like you if: I buy you a drink.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: myself.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: suck.

27) Take my advice, never: make a dwarf angry.

28) My ideal breakfast is: blueberry pancakes.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Dancing Queen.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: turning around.

31) Tulips: stink.

32) Why won't anyone: find me a new job???

33) If you spend the night at my house: sleep with one eye open! ;)

34) I'd stop my wedding for: a slice of pizza. Or cheesecake.

35) The world could do without: onions.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat sushi.

37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie!

38) Paper clips are more useful than: staples.

39) If I do anything well, it's: by mistake.

40) And by the way: I'm starving!

41) The last time I was drunk, I: lost $60 in the parking lot. :(

[Miss Vicky]

01) My uncle once: saw a ufo

02) Never in my life: have I fallen in love

03) When I was five: I could count my age on one hand

04) High School was: torture

05) I will never forget: umm... I don't know that there is anything that I hope I'll never forget... many things I hope I do forget though

06) I once met... nope don't know any celebs

07) There's this girl I know who: wants to be shot into space when she's really old so that aliens will find her

08) Once, at a bar: never been to a bar

09) By noon I usually: am sitting on my ass in front of the tv

10) Last night: I worked on my website, watched "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", and went to bed

11) If I only had:a job i gave a damn about

12) Next time I go to church: I'm agnostic

13) Terry Schiavo: was a vegetable, now she's not

14) I have a confession to make: I'm eating Easy cheese and Ritz crackers right now.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: my dvd collection

16) When I turn my head right, I see: a window

17) You know I'm lying when: I can't keep a straight face

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: how much **** I have to do and how little time and energy I have to get it done

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Rosalind

20) By this time next year: probably nothing will have changed

21) A better name for me would be: anything that doesn't mean "victorious"

22) I have a hard time understanding: people with foreign accents

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: um, I am in school

24) You know I like you if: I call you bad names to your face

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: um, me? I won the damn award! No seriously... hell, I don't know

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Don't mean sh*t to me

27) Take my advice, never: call to report a lost credit card until you've checked the pockets of the pants you wore yesterday

28) My ideal breakfast is: banana cream pie.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: "Don't Drink the Water" by Dave Matthews and Alanis Morrissette, both of whom I despise, but wtf?

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you keep on going

31) Tulips: are flowers

32) Why won't anyone: write me a big fat check for no particular reason?

33) If you spend the night at my house: pray you're not allergic to cats or cigarette smoke and are not afraid of rats

34) I'd stop my wedding for: I don't plan on getting married. It makes the significant other too hard to get rid of.

35) The world could do without: George W.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: attend a Celine Dion concert

37) My favorite blonde is: I don't like blondes - though Jessica Simpson's kinda hot, until she speaks

38) Paper clips are more useful than: rubber bands

39) If I do anything well, it's: piss people off

40) And by the way: anybody know what kind of equipment I need in order to burn cds from vinyl?

41) The last time I was drunk, I:'ve never been drunk

[GeminiCusp82]

01) My uncle once: took me to the circus.

02) Never in my life: have I been to California

03) When I was five: I was in Kindergarten (1987)

04) High School was: horrible because I was fugly. Not anymore.

05) I will never forget: my Grandmother's eyes

06) I once met: Vanna White

07) There's this girl I know who: is completely annoying and even though I
am gay, she STILL tries to get with me!

08) Once, at a bar: I got really drunk and started singing Kind Of Woman on
Karaoke...

09) By noon I usually: Sit down and relax for a few minutes

10) Last night: I played Super Mario Kart through the internet with my best
friend who lives 20 mins away..so cool! (LOL)

11) If I only had: a million dollars

12) Next time I go to church: Hell will have frozen over (LOL, I am just not a
church person)

13) Terry Schiavo: Sorry that she is dead...but there was really no hope for
her.

14) I have a confession to make: I am not perfect!

15) When I turn my head left, I see: My bedroom door

16) When I turn my head right, I see: My wall that has my RAL Concert
Promo poster thing

17) You know I'm lying when: I smile while telling the lie to you.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: What happens when you die.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Romeo

20) By this time next year: I will be 24 and hopefully still in good health

21) A better name for me would be: I like Jeremy.

22) I have a hard time understanding: Why people have to be selfish and
backstabbing and bitter, unable to
move on with their lives...disgusts me.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: Go to Full Sail and get my degree in Audio
Engineering

24) You know I like you if: I keep talking to you.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My mother.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: What?

27) Take my advice, never: Take wooden nickles.

28) My ideal breakfast is: A Pepsi to wake me up.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: I have every song I love LOL

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Wear shorts and a tank top and
sandals cause it is HUMID and HOT
AS HE**!

31) Tulips: Daisies

32) Why won't anyone: Clean up after themselves.

33) If you spend the night at my house: Be prepared for The Golden Girls
Season Two!

34) I'd stop my wedding for: nothing.??

35) The world could do without: Terrorism (well, you really can't stop it)

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a pig

37) My favorite blonde is: Me!

38) Paper clips are more useful than: parsley

39) If I do anything well, it's: being my own person and having my own
personality

40) And by the way: is this over yet?

41) The last time I was drunk, I: started talking about Stevie's shawls.

[GypsySorcerer]

01) My uncle once: married my aunt

02) Never in my life: have I had a cavity or broken bone

03) When I was five: I went to half-day kindergarten

04) High School was: a living nightmare

05) I will never forget: going to London my senior year of college

06) I once met: Alan Rickman

07) There's this girl I know who: eloped

08) Once, at a bar: I got kicked out.

09) By noon I usually: wake up

10) Last night: I watched Breakfast at Tiffany's

11) If I only had: more money

12) Next time I go to church: will be the first time since Christmas

13) Terry Schiavo: is at peace, I hope.

14) I have a confession to make:

15) When I turn my head left, I see: the wall

16) When I turn my head right, I see: the TV

17) You know I'm lying when:

18) Everyday, I constantly think about:

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Beatrice

20) By this time next year: it'll be 2006

21) A better name for me would be: Christine

22) I have a hard time understanding: statistics

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: be working on my PhD

24) You know I like you if: I open up.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my parents

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro:

27) Take my advice, never: chew with your mouth open

28) My ideal breakfast is: pancakes and bacon

29) A song I love, but do not have is:

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: blinking to miss it

31) Tulips: are okay

32) Why won't anyone: do what I want

33) If you spend the night at my house: hope you like movies, popcorn, and drinks

34) I'd stop my wedding for: Vince Vaughn

35) The world could do without: W

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:

37) My favorite blonde is: Marilyn Monroe, Stevie, Debbie Harry

38) Paper clips are more useful than: no paper clips

39) If I do anything well, it's: listening

40) And by the way:

41) The last time I was drunk, I: was in Vegas

[wondergirl9847]

33) If you spend the night at my house: I will give you Jesus Juice.

LMAO!!! Sesly, you will!! :blob1:

[kak125]

finish the sentences....

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01) My uncle once caught the garder belt at my sister's wedding

02) Never in my life have I been able to jump rope.

03) When I was five I kissed a boy under the table.

04) High School was interesting and annoying all at the same time.

05) I will never forget my first boyfriend.

06) I once met the lead singer from Everclear

07) There's this girl I know who went home with a guy she doesnt know and slept with him.

08) Once, at a bar I tried to take off my pants.

09) By noon I usually have consumed around 600-800 calories

10) Last night was busy.

11) If I only had more money I could help out my parents.

12) Next time I go to church will be soon with my mother.

13) Terry Schiavo should have been able to stay alive.

14) I have a confession to make, I hate cellulite.

15) When I turn my head left, I see my coworker.

16) When I turn my head right, I see the wall.

17) You know I'm lying when I am able to look you straight in the eye and tell you a story without blinking.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about my thighs and weight.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be Juliet. She was beautiful and tragic all at the same time.

20) By this time next year smaller and have longer hair along with being 28.

21) A better name for me would be Tracy.

22) I have a hard time understanding why people are racist and dont like Howard Stern.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll become a dietician or personal trainer.

24) You know I like you if I buy you things.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be my husband.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: who?

27) Take my advice, never take advice from somebody that is younger than you. HA HA

28) My ideal breakfast is smores pop tarts or french toast with powered sugar, YUMMY!!

29) A song I love, but do not have is We Belong Together by Mariah Carey

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest eating at Fat Heads in the Southside.

31) Tulips are pretty

32) Why won't anyone pay for me to get lipo.

33) If you spend the night at my house I will make you breakfast

34) I'd stop my wedding for Lindsey Buckingham.

35) The world could do without any type of bugs or bees.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than go to a funeral.

37) My favorite blonde is Stevie Nicks with Gwen Stefani close behind.

38) Paper clips are more useful than

39) If I do anything well, it's make jokes and bake cookies or cakes.

40) And by the way I like to drink lots of beer

41) The last time I was drunk was saturday night and I ate a huge plate of food and then washed it down with 5-6 miller lites. Good stuff!
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[bretonbanquet]

01) My uncle once: gave me a crappy job

02) Never in my life: will I decide what to do with it

03) When I was five: I had more girlfriends than I do now

04) High School was: rubbish

05) I will never forget: sorry... forgotten

06) I once met: Kate Winslet

07) There's this girl I know who: made my life a damn misery :distress:

08) Once, at a bar: I got hit on by a man :shocked:

09) By noon I usually: lose the will to live

10) Last night: I slept very well, thanks

11) If I only had: a time machine

12) Next time I go to church: will be in a pine box

13) Terry Schiavo: is better off

14) I have a confession to make: I'm innocent

15) When I turn my head left, I see: the stairs

16) When I turn my head right, I see: my van in the street

17) You know I'm lying when: you think I'm telling the truth

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: doing something else, anything

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: fictional

20) By this time next year: I'll be a year older

21) A better name for me would be: I like my name

22) I have a hard time understanding: women

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: burn it down

24) You know I like you if: jeez, you'll never know

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: whoever gave it to me

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are the same person

27) Take my advice, never: read this rubbish

28) My ideal breakfast is: in bed

29) A song I love, but do not have is: can't think of one

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: bringing something to do

31) Tulips: from Amsterdam

32) Why won't anyone: give me all their money?

33) If you spend the night at my house: you get the couch

34) I'd stop my wedding for: counselling

35) The world could do without: most of the people in it

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat it

37) My favorite blonde is: me :nod:

38) Paper clips are more useful than: Bryan Adams

39) If I do anything well, it's: drive

40) And by the way: monkeys are dangerous

41) The last time I was drunk, I: swore I'd never drink again :rolleyes:

[CreepingDeath]

1) My unlce once: went to prison for money laundering

2) Never in my life: have I voted

3) When I was five: my paternal Grandmother died

4) High School was: a cocain- induced stupor :woohoo:

5) I will never forget: having my picture taken with La Nicks

6) I once met: Keith Urban

7) There's this girl I know who: has her pic in a stipper ad in Vegas

8) Once, at a bar: I saw my 8th grade algebra teacher drunk off her ass

9) By noon I usually: haven't eaten

10) Last night: I watched the season finale of 24

11) If only I had: Bill Gates bank account

12) Next time I go to church: will be the first time since Christmas

13) Terri Schiavo: is hopefully at peace

14) I have a confession to make: I like Street Angel

15) When I turn my head left, I see: a wall

16) When I turn my head right, I see: a wall

17) You know I'm lying when:

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: getting out of college

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be: Juliet :rolleyes:

20) By this time next year: we still won't have a new Lindsey solo album

21) A better name for me would be: Master

22) I have a hard time understanding: politicians

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: I'm already there (I know that's not a sentence)

24) You know I like you if: I kick you then run away

25) If I won an award the first person I'd thank would be: my Mother

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: cocain's a hellava drug

27) Take my advice, never: question my authority

28) My ideal breakfast is: Blegium waffles

29) A song I love but do not have is: Julia- damn computer crashing anyway

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: seeing a show from Cirque du Soleil

31) Tulips are: garbage flowers

32) Why won't anyone: buy me a Porsche :shrug:

33) If you spend the night at my house: bring your own whip

34) I'd stop my wedding for: Jude Law

35) The world could do without: Toby Keith

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Toby Keith

37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie Nicks

38) Paper clips are more useful than: Michael Jackson

39) If I do anything well, it's: killin'

40) And by the way: Colin Farrell sucks

41) The last time I was drunk, I: got into a fight with my BF

[wondergirl9847]

16) I once met: Keith Urban

Awww....I so wanna meet him. What was he like in person? Where'd ya meet him?

In the words of Tom Petty and Stevie Nicks...I need to know! :laugh:

[CreepingDeath]

Awww....I so wanna meet him. What was he like in person? Where'd ya meet him?

In the words of Tom Petty and Stevie Nicks...I need to know! :laugh:

I met him here in Las Vegas before a show he was doing at the Mandalay Bay. He was opening for Kenny Chesney at the time (we skipped his performance :lol: ) He was incredibly nice and down to earth, which made me love hime even more. Plus, he was extremely cute in person. If my damn scanner would stop being a bitch, I'll post the pic.

[seeker007nmss]

01) My uncle once: ate a cookie. Maybe more than once.

02) Never in my life: have I eaten a pickle, artichoke, lima bean, Llama meat sandwhich

03) When I was five: Stevie was 21.

04) High School was: after grade school.

05) I will never forget: something I can't remember.

06) I once met: a bunch of Ledgies in Las Vegas.

07) There's this girl I know who: has over 12,000 posts on the ledge.

08) Once, at a bar: I saw Mick and John Drunk.

09) By noon I usually: am awake, but not always.

10) Last night: I stayed up and played a video game.

11) If I only had: more wall space.

12) Next time I go to church: I will ask for directions.

13) Terry Schiavo: now knows for sure if Stevie said Terra or not in that song.

14) I have a confession to make: I am beginning to think the Easter Bunny isn't real.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: my desk.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: the computer screen, since I just turned my head left.

17) You know I'm lying when: I say I really want to see Barbara Streisand sing in person.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: joining the religious right and world domination - or having a glass of milk. I get the two confused.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Man in crowd #3.

20) By this time next year: I may get my household chores done.

21) A better name for me would be: Tibbles the wonder cat. (I don't know)

22) I have a hard time understanding: ancient Sanscrit texts.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: be sure its a college and not a grammer school.

24) You know I like you if: I offer you a cookie (that I didn't drop on the floor)

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: dependent on what the award was for.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: can't play bridge together.

27) Take my advice, never: answer questionaires.

28) My ideal breakfast is: eaten before midnight.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: not yet written.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: bring comfy shoes.

31) Tulips: are better than three lips.

32) Why won't anyone: wear a chicken suit in public?

33) If you spend the night at my house: you get a fluffy pillow.

34) I'd stop my wedding for: a nuclear attack.

35) The world could do without: questions like this

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be on the Apprentice TV show.

37) My favorite blonde is: my brothers golden retriever. (Keep it clean people) :p

38) Paper clips are more useful than: a flamethrower, but not always.

39) If I do anything well, it's: spellling

40) And by the way: Did anyone notice some people skipped questions?

41) The last time I was drunk, I: was in a prevuious life, because I don't drink.

[wondergirl9847]

I met him here in Las Vegas before a show he was doing at the Mandalay Bay. He was opening for Kenny Chesney at the time (we skipped his performance :lol: ) He was incredibly nice and down to earth, which made me love hime even more. Plus, he was extremely cute in person. If my damn scanner would stop being a bitch, I'll post the pic.

AWESOME!! I've always heard people say he's nice and down to earth. I've heard the exact opposite of Chesney. :rolleyes: I'll never forget when I saw Keith in Grand Prairie, Texas...he came out after the show to us folks behind the fence and chit chatted and touched people's hands. Sigh...I'll meet him someday, along with Lindsey. :)

Hope you can get that dang scanner to work!

[thepoetinmyhear]

01) My uncle once: called me while on my street (even though he lives six hours away and that was Saturday)

02) Never in my life: Bungee Jump!

03) When I was five: I moved for the third time.

04) High School was: AWESOME

05) I will never forget: my friends

06) I once met: Natalie Portman (maybe)

07) There's this girl I know who: is flying out to see me in a few days!

08) Once, at a bar: No comment

09) By noon I usually: Am beginning my work

10) Last night: I watched disc 2 of Joan of Arcadia season 1

11) If I only had: Watched disc 3.

12) Next time I go to church: will be when my neighbor tells me I should.

13) Terry Schiavo: Never again voting for any of the "gov't" folks that passed the bill illustrating a complete lack of understanding the constitution.

14) I have a confession to make: No comment again

15) When I turn my head left, I see: My tv

16) When I turn my head right, I see: Lots of pictures and a wicked cool thing my mother made me.

17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you (which I tend to immediately after lying)

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: hmm, I guess I constantly think about what I really want to be doing and figuring out what that is.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Prospero

20) By this time next year: I'll either be teaching in Mass permanently or in California permanently

21) A better name for me would be: What's wrong with my name?!! :shocked:

22) I have a hard time understanding: how my roommate can play World of Warcraft 18 hours a day.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: be getting a masters in Theater.

24) You know I like you if: No one ever knows.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Parents

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Whatever, Beethoven, who, and who?

28) My ideal breakfast is: Don't really eat breakfast.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Better than Ezra - Desperately Wanting

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Which hometown?

31) Tulips: no.

33) If you spend the night at my house: We'd probably spent most of the time watching DVDs

34) I'd stop my wedding for: Doubtful

35) The world could do without: Spiders!

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:

37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie

38) Paper clips are more useful than: ANYTHING, really. What can't you do with a paper clip?

[cliffdweller]

22) I have a hard time understanding: Amber

The song or the Ledgie? :laugh:

[cliffdweller]

01) My uncle once: hit on my sister

:eek::shocked: :distress:

[wondergirl9847]

The song or the Ledgie? :laugh:

I am willing to bet Lux didn't know Amber was a Stevie demo until just now. LOL

[dissention]

01) My uncle once got kicked out of my apartment by yours truly.

02) Never in my life will I pay over a hundred to see Stevie Nicks.

03) When I was five, I accidentally stabbed another kid in the hand with a pencil.

04) High School was ****.

05) I will never forget my fabulous years in college.

06) I once met Susan Sarandon.

07) There's this girl I know who got married at seventeen and got the marriage annulled the day after.

08) Once, at a bar...I don't drink.

09) By noon I usually have most of my work done for the day.

10) Last night I watched Medium and painted some of my bathroom.

11) If I only had the power to pull troops out of Iraq.

12) Next time I go to church will be the day monkeys fly out of my ass and carry me to Oz.

13) Terry Schiavo was used by the right wing to further their agenda.

14) I have a confession to make: I find fake boobs to be repulsive.

15) When I turn my head left, I see a window.

16) When I turn my head right, I see a framed poster of Bowie.

17) You know I'm lying when I say Hootchie Spears is tolerable.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about things I want to do in my life.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be one of the three witches in Macbeth.

20) By this time next year, I'll be rich and famous.

21) A better name for me would be King.

22) I have a hard time understanding politicians.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll pull my hair out.

24) You know I like you if you make me laugh.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be myself, the person who made it possible.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro sound funny in one sentence like that.

27) Take my advice, never use public toilets.

28) My ideal breakfast is a bran muffin a glass of orange juice.

29) A song I love, but do not have is Lucinda Williams' Essence because I lost the CD.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you are open-minded.

31) Tulips are okay, but nothing I'd have around the house.

32) Why won't anyone...beats me.

33) If you spend the night at my house, make sure you aren't a smoker and have good hygiene.

34) I'd stop my wedding for a date with Nicole Kidman.

35) The world could do without oil.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than attend a Limp Bizkit concert.

37) My favorite blonde is Deborah Harry.

38) Paper clips are more useful than banana hammocks.

39) If I do anything well, it's expressing myself.

40) And by the way, Street Angel blows chunks.

41) The last time I was drunk, I...never was.

[cliffdweller]

01) My uncle once: punched a hole in the wall

02) Never in my life: have I been so bored

03) When I was five: my family moved from Nevada to Texas

04) High School was: a total blur

05) I will never forget: My first kiss

06) I once met: a woman who had the sheet music of a Joy Division song tattooed on her entire back :eek:.

07) There's this girl I know who: is a total bitch

08) Once, at a bar: I threw up.

09) By noon I usually: have arrived at work :laugh:

10) Last night: I watched Buffy on DVD

11) If I only had: a few more years to decide what I want to do with my life.

12) Next time I go to church: I'll leave immediately

13) Terry Schiavo: should never have been a media sensation

14) I have a confession to make: I don't make confessions

15) When I turn my head left, I see: a stupid f*cktard in a blue shirt who is talking too loud.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: storage cabinets

17) You know I'm lying when: you see this 'con: :sorry: :laugh:

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: what my nighttime activity will consist of

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Lady Macbeth :laugh:

20) By this time next year: I hope to be gainfully employed

21) A better name for me would be: Ezmerelda! :laugh:

22) I have a hard time understanding: why this country voted Bush into office again

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: shoot myself

24) You know I like you if: I enjoy making caustic asides at your expense

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my husband

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: would make one helluva band!

27) Take my advice, never: go to the beach without sunblock

28) My ideal breakfast is: migas or pancakes from The Omlettery

29) A song I love, but do not have is: any song by Foo Fighters

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: going to lots of restaurants and live music venues.

31) Tulips: are ghastly

32) Why won't anyone: drive the way I want them to? :laugh:

33) If you spend the night at my house: get ready to live!

34) I'd stop my wedding for: Hayden Christiansen

35) The world could do without: another Rob Schneider movie

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: um, nope. I would never "rather" do that.

37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie of course

38) Paper clips are more useful than: staples

39) If I do anything well, it's: write [not evidenced by this post of course ;)]

40) And by the way: I'm drunk! :laugh: kidding of course...

41) The last time I was drunk, I: divulged too much to my husband's friend :eek:.

[cliffdweller]

I once met Susan Sarandon.

Oooooh, what was she like? LOVE her...



12) Next time I go to church will be the day monkeys fly out of my ass and carry me to Oz.

:laugh::laugh: My sentiments exactly.



16) When I turn my head right, I see a framed poster of Bowie.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:



38) Paper clips are more useful than banana hammocks.

Wtf?!!? :laugh::laugh:

[dissention]

01) My uncle once: punched a hole in the wall

02) Never in my life: have I been so bored

03) When I was five: my family moved from Nevada to Texas

04) High School was: a total blur

05) I will never forget: My first kiss

06) I once met: a woman who had the sheet music of a Joy Division song tattooed on her entire back :eek:.

07) There's this girl I know who: is a total bitch

08) Once, at a bar: I threw up.

09) By noon I usually: have arrived at work

10) Last night: I watched Buffy on DVD

11) If I only had: a few more years to decide what I want to do with my life.

12) Next time I go to church: I'll leave immediately

13) Terry Schiavo: should never have been a media sensation

14) I have a confession to make: I don't make confessions

15) When I turn my head left, I see: a stupid f*cktard in a blue shirt who is talking too loud.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: storage cabinets

17) You know I'm lying when: you see this 'con: :sorry:

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: what my nighttime activity will consist of

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Lady Macbeth :laugh:

20) By this time next year: I hope to be gainfully employed

21) A better name for me would be: Ezmerelda! :laugh:

22) I have a hard time understanding: why this country voted Bush into office again

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: shoot myself

24) You know I like you if: I enjoy making caustic asides at your expense

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my husband

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: would make one helluva band!

27) Take my advice, never: go to the beach without sunblock

28) My ideal breakfast is: migas or pancakes from The Omlettery

29) A song I love, but do not have is: any song by Foo Fighters

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: going to lots of restaurants and live music venues.

31) Tulips: are ghastly

32) Why won't anyone: drive the way I want them to? :laugh:

33) If you spend the night at my house: get ready to live!

34) I'd stop my wedding for: Hayden Christiansen

35) The world could do without: another Rob Schneider movie

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: um, nope. I would never "rather" do that.

37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie of course

38) Paper clips are more useful than: staples

39) If I do anything well, it's: write [not evidenced by this post of course ;)]

40) And by the way: I'm drunk! :laugh: kidding of course...

41) The last time I was drunk, I: divulged too much to my husband's friend :eek:.

You are one chick I would die to get sloshed with. We could lament the ghastliness of tulips, make caustic asides at everyone in our wake, and fantasize about Hayden for hours. Too bad I don't drink. :laugh:

[cliffdweller]

You are one chick I would die to get sloshed with. We could lament the ghastliness of tulips, make caustic asides at everyone in our wake, and fantasize about Hayden for hours. Too bad I don't drink. :laugh:

You know it!! You gotta come down to Austin!! You would NOT be disappointed! We'd have to bring Livia into our fold too! :wavey:

[dissention]

You know it!! You gotta come down to Austin!! You would NOT be disappointed! We'd have to bring Livia into our fold too! :wavey:

Because Livia? Rawks. :D

[cliffdweller]

What song? Ah, I see it's a Stevie song. Really, did you expect me to know that?

Yes...what WAS I thinking? :laugh:

But while we're on the subject...why is Amber so hard to figure out?

[cliffdweller]

You know, when she starts speaking in pidgin. Maybe it's her ability to slip in subject changes without my noticing.

I think we call that "sly" ;)...she's a slippery one that Amber, gotta watch out for her! :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

Because Livia? Rawks. :D


I LOVE LIVIA - that is all.

[face of glass]

01) My uncle once: lost most of his hair.

02) Never in my life: have I seen New Order live.

03) When I was five: I lived in another town.

04) High School was: a random collection of idiotic behaviour

05) I will never forget: my first close friend.

06) I once met: a cat who had had his tail cut off.

07) There's this girl I know who: is digging for fire.

08) Once, at a bar: I met too many of my old friends at the same time.

09) By noon I usually: want to have a siesta.

10) Last night: was pretty well slept.

11) If I only had: more money.

12) Next time I go to church: it will be Christmas, probably.

13) Terry Schiavo: and her story touched me.

14) I have a confession to make: I'm talking to myself and feeling old.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: an electric guitar that I very rarely dare to play.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: a window with a nice sight through it.

17) You know I'm lying when: I avoid eye contact even more than usual.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: food.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Richard the III.

20) By this time next year: I will hopefully have a nice summer job.

21) A better name for me would be: EGG.

22) I have a hard time understanding: this life.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: make sure it'll be the last time. :p

24) You know I like you if: I grin stupidly.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my mother.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: won't pass me by.

27) Take my advice, never: take my advice.

28) My ideal breakfast is: porridge and eggs.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: the original studio version of New Order's "Temptation".

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: that you go to the nearest city instead.

31) Tulips: are overtly Dutch.

32) Why won't anyone: understand love?

33) If you spend the night at my house: I'd have to find you a place to sleep.

34) I'd stop my wedding for: the right person.

35) The world could do without: pollution.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat one.

37) My favorite blonde is: Johnny Winter.

38) Paper clips are more useful than: rubber bullets.

39) If I do anything well, it's: wasting time on a thread like this.

40) And by the way: I was very, very drunk.

41) The last time I was drunk, I: kissed a man and it was fun.

[The Tower]

01) My uncle once hancuffed my to a column in his house when I was five and left me there as a joke.

02) Never in my life have I had any kind of sexual relation with a woman.

03) When I was five- see number 01.

04) High School was pathetic.

05) I will never forget the last time I saw you- never to be, not you, not me.

06) I once met Waddy Wachtel- my band opened for his band in 2002.

07) There's this girl I know who..... :shrug:

08) Once, at a bar, while Ellen Degeneres sat closeted in the corner, I danced with a big mama black honey of a woman and after spinning away from her realized that I had her big orange curved nail in my palm.

09) By noon I usually have had two or three cups of coffee.

10) Last night I was too tired to think.

11) If I only had a billion dollars.

12) Next time I go to church... it'll never happen.

13) Terry Schiavo's 15 minutes of fame are finally up.

14) I have a confession to make, I bought Debbie Gibson's Electric Youth CD the day it was released and made a lip-sync music video of the title track with my best friend helming the camera (Hi Curtis!!! :wavey: :laugh: )

15) When I turn my head left, I see my office being renovated.

16) When I turn my head right, I see my office being renovated.

17) You know I'm lying when- no one ever knows when I'm lying.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about my lost friendship with Jane Doe.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be Mercutio.

20) By this time next year I hope to be in great physical shape.

21) A better name for me would be Mrs. Brendan Fraser.

22) I have a hard time understanding why republicans are so evil.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll get a degree in history or poly sci.

24) You know I like you if I make fun of you.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be Satan.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro.... :shrug:

27) Take my advice, never sink a whole bunch of money into Stevie tickets thinking that she's gonna shake up her set list.

28) My ideal breakfast is Desayuno Fuerte and a mimosa from Hugo's.

29) A song I love, but do not have is.... :shrug:

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you be a homosexual.

31) Tulips are not on my list of favorite flowers.

33) If you spend the night at my house you will get to snuggle with Bubbles and Elphie.

34) I'd stop my wedding for... not applicable.

35) The world could do without social conservatives.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than.... nothing- I'd never do that.

37) My favorite blonde is Seann William Scott

39) If I do anything well, it's complain.


41) The last time I was drunk, I

[strandinthewind]

. . . 41) The last time I was drunk, I

was with strandinthewind - oh never mind - I was the drunk :sorry: :wavey:

[DrummerDeanna]

but what do you call that internet language that Jill writes in? I can't understand it. I can figure out what things mean but I can't read it in a following sentence.


LOL - I'm actually with you on this one :laugh: Sorry Jill...

But I just can't follow sentences that don't use actual words like...

It's good 2 C U, can U do something 4 me? Ugh - I can't take it!!!

[estranged4life]

01) My uncle once: Cut his toe off while high on crack at his job (True story)

02) Never in my life: Would I ever thought my health would go downwhill as fast as it is

04) High School was: A waste of time, So I finished it 5 months earlier than all the other Seniors.

05) I will never forget: The day my Mother died :(

07) There's this girl I know who: Could be Delta Burke's younger twin...And I played morse code on her ass ("Tappity-tappity-tap")

09) By noon I usually: am in extreme pain

10) Last night: I slept about 4 hours

13) Terry Schiavo: situation was overblown.

14) I have a confession to make: I am a nice guy

15) When I turn my head left, I see: Idiots

16) When I turn my head right, I see: Morons

17) You know I'm lying when: I am telling the truth

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: how MRMC MURDERED my Mother & how my older sisters were robbed of their biological Mother before meeting her in person.

20) By this time next year: I will be lucky if I am still alive

21) A better name for me would be: Lucifer

22) I have a hard time understanding: my Mother's death

24) You know I like you if: I dont kill you...

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My late Mother...

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: One helluva of a porn movie :shrug:

27) Take my advice, never: take your parents for granted

28) My ideal breakfast is: Hardee's

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Yeah...Like I wouldnt have ANY song I like :nod:

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Staying the f**k away from MRMC if you need medical treatment at a hospital :nod:

31) Tulips: Plant 'em here :rolleyes:

33) If you spend the night at my house: Dont touch my music collection unless you believe you can live without the massive blood loss from the arms/hands you once had :nod:

34) I'd stop my wedding for: Nothin'...Which was 12 years ago today!!!

35) The world could do without: Asshats. f**ktards & relig-a-tards

37) My favorite blonde is: Rita Crosby (Yum!)

38) Paper clips are more useful than: William Shatner

39) If I do anything well, it's: Killing :nod:

40) And by the way: Who's next to die????


Didnt answer 'em all...So sue me :nod:

[GypsySorcerer]

34) I'd stop my wedding for: Nothin'...Which was 12 years ago today!!!



Happy anniversary, Brian! :wavey:

[estranged4life]

Happy anniversary, Brian! :wavey:

I have all my older siblings beat since I have only been married once and plan to stay that way until the day I take a dirt nap :nod:

[SteveMacD]

01) My uncle once: was the manager for Noel Paul Stooky's band, Birds of Paradise. Noel, of course, went on to be known as "Paul" of Peter, Paul, & Mary. Incidentally, said uncle went on to invent the ATM (not joking).

02) Never in my life: Have I been married.

03) When I was five: I found a friend that wasn't invisible.

04) High School was: a lifetime ago.

05) I will never forget: the time I got to sing for a few seconds with Bekka Bramlett at a Mick Fleetwood's Zoo concert, with Mick on drum, of course!

06) I once met: Peter Green.

07) There's this girl I know who: is funny as hell when she's drunk.

08) Once, at a bar: I chugged a beer. Albiet, it was an American beer, which is nothing to brag about.

09) By noon I usually: wake up.

10) Last night: seems like only yesterday.

11) If I only had: A million dollars and huge pectoral muscles.

12) Next time I go to church: will either be for a wedding or a funeral.

13) Terry Schiavo: is now in the past tense.

14) I have a confession to make: I killed Kenny. I'm a bastard.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: clowns

16) When I turn my head right, I see: jokers (And I hope people get the referece on 15 &16.)

17) You know I'm lying when: I brag about being eleven inches.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: how I need to find a good woman.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: killed off early in the story.

20) By this time next year: I'll be almost 32.

21) A better name for me would be: Johnny Quando.

22) I have a hard time understanding: Chinese

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: shoot myself!

24) You know I like you if: I start telling really, REALLY bad jokes.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Mom, of course.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: weren't the fab four.

27) Take my advice, never: say something off color to a boarder guard.

28) My ideal breakfast is: Rice Crispies.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Big Yellow Taxi.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you ask yourself why in the hell you chose to visit Dayton, OH.

31) Tulips: on an organ is better than roses on a piano.

32) Why won't anyone: realize that social workers are horrifically underpaid?

33) If you spend the night at my house: you'll be covered in dog hair in the morning.

34) I'd stop my wedding for: a million dollars and a guarantee of witness protection.

35) The world could do without: Jerry Falwell

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: cut off my manhood.

37) My favorite blonde is: probably natural.

38) Paper clips are more useful than: a nail in terms of holding papers together.

39) If I do anything well, it's: make color commentary on social/political issues.

40) And by the way: Paul Martin is a lucky bastard.

41) The last time I was drunk, I: was in Windsor, Ontario.

[GODDESS6]

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01) My uncle once: totaled 2 of my mom's cars in a week~

02) Never in my life: have i swam in the ocean~

03) When I was five: the 1st of my 3 younger brothers were born~

04) High School was: sad, my senior yr we had a rash of suicides in a week, even geraldo rivera came 2 my school~ :distress:

05) I will never forget: my wedding day~ :xoxo:

06) I once met: jon bon jovi

07) There's this girl I know who: lifetime network made a movie of~

08) Once, at a bar: me & the other patrons were robbed @ gunpoint~ :shocked:

09) By noon I usually: am making lunch 4 my son & the other kids i watch~

10) Last night: i hate 2 admit i watched the "nick & jessica uso show"...hey i support my troops~

11) If I only had: all the answers~ :nod:

12) Next time I go to church: prolly christmas or god 4bid a funeral~

13) Terry Schiavo: broke my heart~

14) I have a confession to make: i have the hots 4 yoda...3 more days til i c "star wars"~

15) When I turn my head left, I see: stevie/fm memorabilia~

16) When I turn my head right, I see: stevie/fm memorabilia~

17) You know I'm lying when: i stammer around~

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: my family & stevie~

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Juliet, but i wouldn't die~

20) By this time next year: i hope we r all still around, family, friends...~

21) A better name for me would be: dufus~ :wavey:

22) I have a hard time understanding: my government~

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: bcome a lawyer, that is a dream of mine~

24) You know I like you if: i hug u~

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my father, may he R.I.P.~

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: mozart, i have an obsession w/ austria~

27) Take my advice, never: take my advice, lol~

28) My ideal breakfast is: blueberry scone & a smoothie~

29) A song I love, but do not have is: the entire christine perfect lp~

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: u go 2 the zoo, it trades off from being #1 to #2 in the US & vice versa w/ the san diego zoo, our zoo is a site 2 c~

31) Tulips: not my cup of tea, i am a rose girl~

32) Why won't anyone: slow down & enjoy life~ :thumbsup:

33) If you spend the night at my house: i would feed u, i am a gr8 cook~

34) I'd stop my wedding for: no 1, i married the "right 1"~

35) The world could do without: crime...yeah like that is gonna happen~

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eeeeweeeew, take a bite of 1~

37) My favorite blonde is: stevie nicks~

38) Paper clips are more useful than: george bush...sad but oh so true~

39) If I do anything well, it's: being a wife & mother~

40) And by the way: i love 2 travel, just give me a map & i'm outta here~

41) The last time I was drunk, I: danced 2 "you sexy thing", by hot chocolate...ssshhhh don't tell any1~ :laugh: :distress: :nod: :lol:

[jannieC]

Seriously. I mean come on.

~ O u r so right. So tru. If i c some1 who writes like this i no this person must b mentally challenged or writing b4 hitting puberty. If these 2 r not true then i don't no what is wrong xcept that some1 needs to get help for there probs. ~

In all seriousness, please people who write like this, think about trying to change. Especially when you're discussing serious subjects. This just makes you look like an idiot. It stops being cute at about 13. If you're an adult, you make an effort to write in an adult fashion, or you should not expect to be treated in an adult fashion or taken seriously at all. If that doesn't bother you, then keep on writing that way, and have fun being a laughingstock.

It's not even so much that I think the person is stupid, I just simply will not read something written that way- it's just too much work for me. And I agree, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever that someone over the age of 13 would express themselves this way.

[Moony]

01) My uncle once: got so drunk...he was standing on the patio and the next minute he just fell over.

02) Never in my life: have I had any type of sex with a girl

03) When I was five: er...I peed my pants?

04) High School was: the worst 4 years of my life. Ok, not really, but pretty damn close.

05) I will never forget: the time my sister got in a bad car accident and called me, hysterical, telling me my other sister was bleeding like crazy and passed out :distress:

06) I once met: your mom.

07) There's this girl I know who: is 5'1" and has like..the hugest boobs ever

08) Once, at a bar: I had too many adios motherf*ckers and...we'll leave it at that

09) By noon I usually: am just waking up :woohoo:

10) Last night: I watched Moulin Rouge

11) If I only had: a hundred billion gazillion dollars

12) Next time I go to church: will be over my dead body

13) Terry Schiavo: shouldn't have had to suffer all these years

14) I have a confession to make: I haven't showered yet :]

15) When I turn my head left, I see: My bed, unmade, disaster

16) When I turn my head right, I see: my window

17) You know I'm lying when: hmmm, you probably wouldn't know

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: you know.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Hamlet, 'cause I'm kinda crazy like that

20) By this time next year: I hope I have a better job

21) A better name for me would be: ?

22) I have a hard time understanding: why Math is a required subject for an Art and English major

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: um..get my masters? I'm in school

24) You know I like you if: I acknowledge your presence without a look of disgust

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: myself

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: I have no idea who the last two are

27) Take my advice, never: speak if you are stupid

28) My ideal breakfast is: honey nut cherrios

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Bohemian Rhapsody

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: leaving as quickly as you can

31) Tulips: are ugly

32) Why won't anyone: give me money

33) If you spend the night at my house: it won't be in my room sucka

34) I'd stop my wedding for: Ewan McGregor (that is, if I wasn't marrying him already haha)

35) The world could do without: Bush and Republicans

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: omg I HATE bugs

37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie

38) Paper clips are more useful than: staples

39) If I do anything well, it's: procrastination

40) And by the way: i'm hungry

41) The last time I was drunk, I: didn't get too crazy

[Moony]

In all seriousness, please people who write like this, think about trying to change. Especially when you're discussing serious subjects. This just makes you look like an idiot. It stops being cute at about 13. If you're an adult, you make an effort to write in an adult fashion, or you should not expect to be treated in an adult fashion or taken seriously at all. If that doesn't bother you, then keep on writing that way, and have fun being a laughingstock.
Now, now...Jill is a very nice person who happens to write like that, and I don't consider her a laughing stock. I don't think she's an idiot either.

I don't think it's that big of a deal.

[xdreamsunwindx]

You know, when she starts speaking in pidgin. Maybe it's her ability to slip in subject changes without my noticing. Oh, and the smilies, but that's not just her. Actually I don't find her that hard to understand, more confusing but what do you call that internet language that Jill writes in? I can't understand it. I can figure out what things mean but I can't read it in a following sentence.

SWOON.

Oh, Lux. <3

[GODDESS6]

I have all my older siblings beat since I have only been married once and plan to stay that way until the day I take a dirt nap :nod:
hey brian happy anniversary, we will have 12 yrs also, on sunday!!!~

[GODDESS6]

LOL - I'm actually with you on this one :laugh: Sorry Jill...

But I just can't follow sentences that don't use actual words like...

It's good 2 C U, can U do something 4 me? Ugh - I can't take it!!!
how did an amber comment turn in2 pick on jill, geez, guess i won't waste your guys time doin' these anymore, sorry 2 have bothered u :shrug: wtf :shrug: ~

[jannieC]

Now, now...Jill is a very nice person who happens to write like that, and I don't consider her a laughing stock. I don't think she's an idiot either.

I don't think it's that big of a deal.

Gah- I didn't read ALL the posts in this thread. I don't even know Jill, and was definitely not referring to her at all. I do really hate that style of writing, but I wouldn't NOT like a person because they wrote that way, I just probably wouldn't read what they wrote. I honestly didn't mean it as a personal attack on you!!! :distress:

[Serrart]

01) My uncle once: helped me a lot (more than once)

02) Never in my life: Have I been to a FM or Stevie concert :distress:

03) When I was five: I had a great summer

04) High School was: too long

05) I will never forget: when I watched The Human Stain in the same cinema with Anthony Hopkins (and some hundred people more :p )

06) I once met: many

07) There's this girl I know who: loves Harry Potter books

08) Once, at a bar: I almost argued with a drunk lady

09) By noon I usually: am in the subway

10) Last night: I was in a theatre

11) If I only had: more time and money

12) Next time I go to church: I'll remember my childhood as it always happens to me in a church

13) Terry Schiavo: was a media martyr

14) I have a confession to make: You gotta be kidding

15) When I turn my head left, I see: a library

16) When I turn my head right, I see: a window

17) You know I'm lying when: nice try

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: It's a long list

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Beatrix (Much Ado About Nothing)

20) By this time next year: I hope to have changed many things

21) A better name for me would be: Gong

22) I have a hard time understanding: Tony Blair's actions, IMo he's under the influence of an alien

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: accompany my kids there

24) You know I like you if: My humour starts to emerge in the conversation

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My mother (hey, I'm Italian)

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Slim Pickens?!?

27) Take my advice, never: do what I say

28) My ideal breakfast is: tea, croissant, fruit juice

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Angie

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: to visit the nearby National Park

31) Tulips: Toto Le Heros

32) Why won't anyone: learn to listen more and speak less

33) If you spend the night at my house: You''ll watch a lot of movies

34) I'd stop my wedding for: a man I loved more

35) The world could do without: War, indifference, Michael Bay movies, chick peas

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: listen to commercial techno for more than 20 minutes

37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie Nicks

38) Paper clips are more useful than: Berlusconi

39) If I do anything well, it's: remembering useless things

40) And by the way: Have a great evening everyone

41) The last time I was drunk, I: danced a lot

Romy

[GypsySorcerer]

hey brian happy anniversary, we will have 12 yrs also, on sunday!!!~

Happy anniversary to you too, Jill.

I know so many people who were married in may. My parents' anniversary is the 26th.

[GODDESS6]

Happy anniversary to you too, Jill.

I know so many people who were married in may. My parents' anniversary is the 26th.
thanx alot~ & congrats 2 your folks!!!~

[CelticGypsy]

01) My uncle once: Let me ride on his motorcycle when I was about 10 yrs old and then we crashed on a gravel road. I never got on a motorcycle again until my hubby bought one a few years after we were married.

02) Never in my life: have I learned to swim.

03) When I was five: I sleepwalked to our neighbor's house down the road and they found me still asleep on their front porch rug the next morning.

04) High School was: FUN and SO long ago :lol:

05) I will never forget: When my children were born :xoxo:

06) I once met: "Batman" (Adam West), "Jeannie" (Barbra Eden), Peter Graves from Mission Impossible and Michael Landon when I was a kid and they came to our hometown.

07) There's this girl I know who: rode her horse through our middle school hallway during summer school and no she did not get into trouble.

08) Once, at a bar: I met my future hubby and we both were drinking Shirley Temples along with a group of Army personnel who were still on duty.

09) By noon I usually: start work.

10) Last night: We watched the Nick and Jessica USO show too ;)

11) If I only had: a million dollars.

12) Next time I go to church: will probably be a LONG, LONG time.

13) Terry Schiavo: Feel bad for her family. She suffered way too long.

14) I have a confession to make: Secretly, want to be a background singer for Stevie Nicks or win the lottery ;)

15) When I turn my head left, I see: A photo of my grandson :xoxo:

16) When I turn my head right, I see: My backyard, looking out the window.

17) You know I'm lying when: I try not to lie.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: my kids, when I can go to the next Stevie Nicks/FM concert, what to make for dinner, what chores need to be done at home.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Juliet, but I wouldn't kill myself.

20) By this time next year: I hope to still be around, healthy and happy.

21) A better name for me would be: Bossy :lol:

22) I have a hard time understanding: people that do dumb things to make their lives more miserable or more difficult.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: Be there to watch one of my kids/grandkids graduate from college.

24) You know I like you if: I talk to you for awhile or I hug you or shake your hand when we leave each other.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my family and God.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: I liked Geraldine Ferraro and Mozart.

27) Take my advice, never: Sleep with anyone until you have dated them for at least 6 months or longer and/or have a ring on your finger. Save yourself a lot of heartaches.

28) My ideal breakfast is: wheat toast, scrambled egg whites, fresh strawberries and orange juice

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Greensleeves

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: drive on through :laugh:

31) Tulips: are pretty.

32) Why won't anyone: buy me a Cooper Mini or give me money!!!

33) If you spend the night at my house: we probably would have a BBQ dinner and watch alot of movies or FM videos.

34) I'd stop my wedding for: I married the right person 25 1/2 yrs ago.

35) The world could do without: WARS and proverty. Women should rule the world.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Gross!!!

37) My favorite blonde is: my grandson.

38) Paper clips are more useful than: Prez Bush

39) If I do anything well, it's: Nagging :)

40) And by the way: I love travelling.

41) The last time I was drunk, I: My hubby was promoted at his job. I was more tipsy then drunk.

[xxxmx]

haven't read the responses yet, don't want to fear duplicity! blah... thanks for giving me something to do before LoveLine comes on tonight...


01) My uncle once: called me while on vacation in the city, had me meet him for lunch, and then didn't pay for my sandwich.

02) Never in my life: did i think i'd make it this far.

03) When I was five: my biggest dreams were becoming a rock star and turning six.

04) High School was: fun for me and pretty intolerable for those around me.

05) I will never forget: the way matt's lips quivered as he held the cliquot bottle in key west.

06) I once met: my fate. i didn't like what i saw and made some changes.

07) There's this girl I know who: celebrates Fleet Week as though it were hannukah.

08) Once, at a bar: well, more as i was walking out, i announced that everyone there was 'trash'... and i meant it.

09) By noon I usually: have done more with my day than most people ever will. that, or i've been at the beach for three hours.

10) Last night: i did not take a phone call from him.

11) If I only had: a book deal, 'judgment day' would finally see the light of day.

12) Next time I go to church: i will be begrudgingly walking down the aisle as my cousin's maid of honor.

13) Terry Schiavo: died fifteen years ago.

14) I have a confession to make: but i'm not nearly in the mood to tell you.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: a dragon's tail.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: his eyes. (tat on back, can't really see it without a mirror)

17) You know I'm lying when: i say nice things about you to your face.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: how many times i've already lived the same day ovah and ovah.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: the pathetic lover who dies by her own hand, but only after a fabulous soliloquy.

20) By this time next year: i won't have done much of anything.

21) A better name for me would be: Mama.

22) I have a hard time understanding: just about everyone .

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: have managed to pass my GREs.

24) You know I like you if: i take your call from the beach.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: myself for being so fabulous and wonderful. then i'd thank everyone else with a dismissive sweep of the hand.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: all walked into a hotel and...

27) Take my advice, never: try to prove that you can drink wine from a bottle that was opened with a garbage bag. you know, where you put the bottle in the bag and then slam it against a tree in the woods and then cut a small hole in the bottom corner of the bag in an attempt to filter out the glass shards.

28) My ideal breakfast is: on the rocks with extra salt. oh, and with a splash of chambourd.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: the one that used to be in my heart.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: heading down to the corner of chestnut and main and getting on the first greyhound that stops there.

31) Tulips: are my favorite flower, and when there were purple tulips on my desk i knew he'd effed up.

32) Why won't anyone: just use their effing turn signals.

33) If you spend the night at my house: you will be greatly let down.

34) I'd stop my wedding for: a broken nail.

35) The world could do without: most of the people on it.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: take the kerry/edwards sticker off my car.

37) My favorite blonde is: a brownie.

38) Paper clips are more useful than: most anything else when trying to quick release wiring in a GFCI electrical outlet.

39) If I do anything well, it's: judging you.

40) And by the way: i'm not kidding.

41) The last time I was drunk, I: was hanging onto a payphone in key west, dialing my mother at four in the afternoon.

[xxxmx]

33) If you spend the night at my house: I will give you Jesus Juice.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: started talking about Stevie's shawls.
06) I once met: Alan Rickman
34) I'd stop my wedding for Lindsey Buckingham.
35) The world could do without any type of bugs or bees.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Toby Keith
31) Tulips: are better than three lips.

fabulous... and this is all off the first page.

[seeker007nmss]

fabulous... and this is all off the first page.



We are a creative bunch, aren't we? :nod:

[catinthedark]

01) My uncle once: My uncle for all time

02) Never in my life: Have I been married

03) When I was five: I couldn't wait to be six

04) High School was: An experience I'd like to never re-live

05) I will never forget: My first love

06) I once met: Someone I thought I'd marry

07) There's this girl I know who: Knows me too

08) Once at a bar: Drink your butt off!

09) By noon I usually: Have woken up (but not always)

10) Last night: I worked til 10:30, then came home and caught up here

11) If I only had: One wish, I'd still never tell....

12) Next time I go to church: I'll hope I'm not singing off key

13) Terry Schiavo: Would likely have suffered more if she could have understood the fiasco her family turned her into

14) I have a confession to make: But you think I'm gonna post it here???

15) When I turn my head left, I see: The back window

16) When I turn my head right, I see: A storage closet

17) You know I'm lying when: I start raving about the latest episode of Nick and Jessica

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: How thankful that I'm not quite THAT obsessed about anything

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Quite well-spoken

20) By this time next year: I'll be approaching my 36th birthday

21) A better name for me would be: Myself

22) I have a hard time understanding: Why people voted George Bush in again

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: Really miss my job

24) You know I like you if: I let you meet my dog

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: The person who hands me the statue

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Make me think of the Sesame Street song - "which of these things just doesn't belong.."

27) Take my advice, never: Offer unsolicited advice

28) My ideal breakfast is: At noon or later

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Bette Davis Eyes

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: You learn how to speak some French

31) Tulips: Are my all time favourite flower

32) Why won't anyone: Introduce me to Stevie Nicks???

33) If you spend the night at my house: Where you sleep will dictate how much I like you

34) I'd stop my wedding for: A moment, just to savour it all

35) The world could do without: Deep fried pork rinds

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Shake George Bush's hand

37) My favorite blonde is: My golden retriever

38) Paper clips are more useful than: My answers to this fun exercise

39) If I do anything well, it's: My job

40) And by the way: I love my job

41) The last time I was drunk, I: Laughed my butt off with my best friends

[Mari]

01) My uncle once: had a cat that killed a hare.

02) Never in my life: will I join the army.

03) When I was five: I could whistle parts of Bach or other classical music my parents played. And I had just learned to say the Dutch rolling "r".

04) High School was: called vwo here. It was allright, the last one I went to was. I'm just glad puberty is over (or at least I think it is ;) ).

05) I will never forget: how to ride a bicycle.

06) I once met: Herman Brood.

07) There's this girl I know who: has so much energy she does twice as much as I do.

08) Once, at a bar: I made a terribly flirtatious remark to a woman I did not like at all. I don't know how that one slipped out. I do that sometimes, make flirty remarks without half realising it. I was a bit tipsy, though.

09) By noon I usually: doze off.

10) Last night: I was so hyperactive I cleaned half the house. Usual premenstrual burst of energy.

11) If I only had: more money. I'd do so many things ;)

12) Next time I go to church: it 'll have been a while. I'd like to go back to church though, just don't know which one I'd feel at home.

13) Terry Schiavo: rest in peace.

14) I have a confession to make: I've a third niple. J/k. I do have a nice eye-shaped scar between my breasts, though.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: the hallway through our office door.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: the windows.

17) You know I'm lying when: I talk very fast.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: chocolate. These days of the month anyway.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: ???

20) By this time next year: I'll be 31. :eek:

21) A better name for me would be: hmm. I quite like Mari, actually.

22) I have a hard time understanding: the way one of my colleagues reacted when another one called in the union now that part of the company has gone bankrupt. They were great friends, but he hasn't as much as bothered to say 'sorry you lost your job'. Pretty cold.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: try to get into music college.

24) You know I like you if: I open up to you.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: mum!

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: I don't know the last two people. World famous but only in the USA?

27) Take my advice, never: quit school without a diploma.

28) My ideal breakfast is: croissants with cheese & coffee.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Eh?? If I love it, I usually have it.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you visit me and I'll take you round all the cool places.

31) Tulips: are our national flower but they're originally from Turkey.

32) Why won't anyone: find the solution to f*cking migraines.

33) If you spend the night at my house: you'd better tell me on time, because I'd have to clear out & clean up my guestroom (usually used to store a lot of mess)

34) I'd stop my wedding for:
- if important guests haven't arrived yet (like, my mother)
- if something terrible has happened in the family
- if I run into a better candidate :p

35) The world could do without: fundamentalists, of any religion.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a big spider.

37) My favorite blonde is: awww... Stevie, of course! Hold on,she's not a natural blonde, is she. Umm... Scarlet Johansen. (sp?)

38) Paper clips are more useful than: hairpins.

39) If I do anything well, it's: hide the fact I'm doing lots of things right now but actually work :D

40) And by the way: they're not completely done yet, have to fix some mistakes etc, but I've added new 'fun'pages at the Nicksfiles. Hopefully they'll be done by the time it's Stevie's birthday. Link's beneath my banner.

41) The last time I was drunk, I: ended up sleeping on the floor of a girlfriend's house with her sleeping on my belly. We weren't officially a couple, really. (Actually, we never were) Even though that was the big gossip in our student's club. I hardly ever get drunk, that was the only time I drank so much I got sick the next day. Oh well, it's only the milennium newyear once in your life.

[Dreammms]

01) My uncle once married a woman so she could stay in the states for 5,000.

02) Never in my life have I gotten front row to a Stevie or Mac show.

03) When I was five my brother was born.

04) High School was FUN!

05) I will never forget 9-11.

06) I once met Scott Brosaus when he was on the Yankees at the mall and Bill Murray at Toys R Us during Christmas time a couple of years ago.

07) There's this girl I know who complains about everything.

08) Once, at a bar I went to lean against a wall and fell down the stairs. :eek:

09) By noon I usually just get done watching my morning shows. Nanny and Golden Girls.

10) Last night I watched American Idol and almost fell asleep because of boredom.

11) If I only had a million dollars.

12) Next time I go to church won't be anytime soon.

13) Terry Schiavo: heartbreaking

14) I have a confession to make I am a major germ freak.

15) When I turn my head left, I see a wall.

16) When I turn my head right, I see a TV.

17) You know I'm lying when I try to avoid the subject.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about Stevie and Mac trading.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be:

20) By this time next year I will probably be living in Florida.

21) A better name for me would be: I like my name.

22) I have a hard time understanding:

23) If I ever go back to school: I'll never go back.

24) You know I like you if I talk to you.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be my family.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: My grandpa knew Gerladine Ferraro.

27) Take my advice, never

28) My ideal breakfast is just a cup of coffee.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: I have every song I love.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Going to the mall. It's supposed to be the second biggest in the world.

31) Tulips are pretty.

32) Why won't anyone tell me the winning lotto numbers.

33) If you spend the night at my house we can watch Stevie and Mac DVDs together.

34) I'd stop my wedding for Lindsey Buckingham. Yummy!

35) The world could do without ALOT---child molesters, rapists, murderers--etc etc.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than eat it.

37) My favorite blonde is Stevie.

38) Paper clips are more useful than

39) If I do anything well, it's being a loyal friend.

40) And by the way I am so happy somebody put Lindsey DVD on torrent. :blob2:

41) The last time I was drunk, I drank two bottles of white wine and passed out.

[dudden22]

01) My uncle once: Wore Speedos

02) Never in my life:

03) When I was five: my grandmother died

04) High School was: heinous

05) I will never forget: watching Stevie rehearse

06) I once met: the principle from kindergarden cop :lol:

07) There's this girl I know who: n/a

08) Once, at a bar: had sex in the bathroom

09) By noon I usually: wake up

10) Last night: I worked

11) If I only had: a million dollars

12) Next time I go to church: that will never happen

13) Terry Schiavo: became a political ping pong ball

14) I have a confession to make: I secretly love Miss Congeniality

15) When I turn my head left, I see: window

16) When I turn my head right, I see: mirrow

17) You know I'm lying when: I can't lie, I turn red and suck at it

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: men

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: I do not relate to his characters personally

20) By this time next year: back in LA baby

21) A better name for me would be: Daniel

22) I have a hard time understanding: peoples ignorance and stupidity

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: I am going into psychology

24) You know I like you if: Laugh with you

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My sister

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Slim Pickens??? WTF??

27) Take my advice, never:

28) My ideal breakfast is: Coffee and Cigarettes

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Winter by Tori Amos

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest:You turn around and go home immedialtly

31) Tulips:suck

32) Why won't anyone: Open their minds

33) If you spend the night at my house: We would talk until dawn

34) I'd stop my wedding for: I do not think I believe in marriage

35) The world could do without:George Bush

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be a republican

37) My favorite blonde is: Miss Nicks

38) Paper clips are more useful than: Republicans

39) If I do anything well, it's: Video Editing and Production

40) And by the way:

41) The last time I was drunk, I: told my boss I thought he was gay, then he introduced me to his wife.

[DownOnRodeo]

01) My uncle once: gave me some $2 coins, which at the time was like being given real gold.

02) Never in my life: nor in the next.

03) When I was five: I lived in a city called Townsville, near the Great Barrier Reef.

04) High School was: busy but unforgettable.

05) I will never forget: standing at the stage before Lindsey for my first FM concert.

06) I once met: John McVie!

07) There's this girl I know who: hounds me by txt and can't even spell my name correctly to begin with.

08) Once, at a bar: in Secaucus, NJ ...

09) By noon I usually: am thinking 'have I earnt this afternoon?'

10) Last night: I met up for the second time with a Japanese FM fan who I first met thanks FM Legacy's World Map thingy.

11) If I only had: a non-defective DVD drive in my compter.

12) Next time I go to church: it will be to the funeral or wedding of anyone I know who religious.

13) Terry Schiavo: ... the US government's scramble to interfere in the case scared me slightly (there's something unnerving about expeditious democracy).

14) I have a confession to make: I am listening to an atrocious dance remix of Go Insane. (...by choice.)

15) When I turn my head left, I see: doors and floors.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: a green mountain.

17) You know I'm lying when: I speak whilst sober.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: what I should be thinking about.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Mercutio (with less fighting and dying).

20) By this time next year: I'll be right where I am, with any luck.

21) A better name for me would be: Johr (it's how 'Joe' ends up sounding in Japanese), or perhaps Jeo, as the txt stalker addresses me.

22) I have a hard time understanding: it all.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: be miserable.

24) You know I like you if: you don't like me.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: you, the wonderful fans who make it all happen!

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: None of the above.

27) Take my advice, never.

28) My ideal breakfast is: far from the reality of a hastily munched tuna rice-ball in the computer room at work.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Eyes of the World (album).

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: that you catch the next train to the Gold Coast.

31) Tulips:.. not just an ordinary flower. (apparently?)

32) Why won't anyone: contact me when I'm bored but everyone contacts me at once when I'm busy.

33) If you spend the night at my house: you'll recommend it to your friends!

34) I'd stop my wedding for: a better one.

35) The world could do without: another wedding and subsequent divorce.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: get married.

37) My favorite blonde is: JK Rowling.

38) Paper clips are more useful than: cheap staplers that don't work.

39) If I do anything well, it's: think that I do it better than I do.

40) And by the way: I am Joe and I am an alcoholic.

41) The last time I was drunk, I: planned the next time. (It's a vicious cycle.)

[GateandGarden]

How did I miss this yesterday?

01) My uncle once saw a ghost.

02) Never in my life have I driven a car alone.

03) When I was five I was obsessed with my Fisher-Price stethoscope.

04) High School was the most traumatic experience I've been through so far.

05) I will never forget the day I got my first real stethoscope.

06) I once met Ray Bradbury. Sorry mine's not as impressive as others.

07) There's this girl I know who writes horrifying Christian romance novels.

08) Once, at a bar I didn't go in because it was not my thing...as with all bars.

09) By noon I usually am finished with all my classes (during the semester).

10) Last night I listened to a lot of country music.

11) If I only had a dog, snake, or koi pond.

12) Next time I go to church will be when Paula starts loving Britney Spears.

13) Terri Schiavo's name was spelled incorrectly throughout this thing and that drives me nuts. :laugh:

14) I have a confession to make: I wish Mary Anne would visit this forum and do these fill-in thingys with us. :wavey:

15) When I turn my head left, I see a mess.

16) When I turn my head right, I see a printer.

17) You know I'm lying when I use the winking smiley.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about this woman with whom I'm a little obsessed.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be Rodergio from Othello because he's really pathetic and obsessive and knows what he does but does not possess the strength to do anything about it.

20) By this time next year I should be in graduate school.

21) A better name for me would be Corazon, if anyone were actually named that.

22) I have a hard time understanding organized religion.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll get my master's and PhD.

24) You know I like you if I don't act like a bitch. It's a pretty good indicator.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be my Mom, hands down.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Darwin because he pisses off the religious right continuously and he's not even trying anymore.

27) Take my advice, never mess with repressed homosexuals.

28) My ideal breakfast is hashbrowns and crepes.

29) A song I love, but do not have is PJ Harvey's "Dry." (Well, I don't have the actual CD).

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest making alternate plans, as there's nothing really interesting, at least to me.

31) Tulips are apparently more significant than I thought.

32) Why won't anyone love Stevie's "Every Day" as much as I do?

33) If you spend the night at my house you'll probably get asked to let me listen to your heart with one of my stethoscopes.

34) I'd stop my wedding for a personal visit from a Fleetwood Mac member...er, but not just any member.

35) The world could do without ring pops.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than any part of Ann Coulter.

37) My favorite blonde is Stevie Nicks, Christine McVie

38) Paper clips are more useful than burned hard drives. :laugh:

39) If I do anything well, it's whining.

40) And by the way HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVIE NICKS! <33333333333

41) The last time I was drunk, I...never have been drunk.

[Mari]

How did I miss this yesterday?
27) Take my advice, never mess with repressed homosexuals.


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I should know!!

Cough*arizona*cough cough

[GateandGarden]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I should know!!

Cough*arizona*cough cough:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[mondaymornin1]

01) My uncle once worked for NASA

02) Never in my life will I sky-dive

03) When I was five, my Mom married my step-dad...thank God!!!

04) High School was forgetable

05) I will never forget the day my daughter was born

06) I once met Richard Marx :o

07) There's this girl I know who is a lazy piece of ****.

08) Once, at a bar I threw up.

09) By noon I usually eat lunch and surf the Ledge

10) Last night Bo Bice didn't win. :mad:

11) If I only had slept a couple of more hours.

12) Next time I go to church, I won't sing.

13) Terry Schiavo, rest in peace.

14) I have a confession to make: I'm scared of the Wicked Witch of the West

15) When I turn my head left, I see a wall.

16) When I turn my head right, I see a door

17) You know I'm lying when I open my mouth.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about my daughter

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be...meh, none of 'em.

20) By this time next year I'll be 36. ****.

21) A better name for me would be Shorty

22) I have a hard time understanding physics

23) If I ever go back to school I'll wonder why.

24) You know I like you if I answer the phone when you call.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be my husband and kids.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: definitely Slim Pickens. :confused:

27) Take my advice, never eat day-old potato salad.

28) My ideal breakfast is tomato gravy and biscuits. Sounds gross, but it's really good!

29) A song I love, but do not have is ummmm, ?????

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you bring shorts and sunscreen. Damn it's hot here!

31) Tulips are eaten by deer every time I plant them.

32) Why won't anyone give me a million bucks?

33) If you spend the night at my house, I'll grill steaks and we'll sit up drinkin and talkin.

34) I'd stop my wedding for no one. :D

35) The world could do without prejudice of ALL kinds.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than the belly of a snake.

37) My favorite blonde is my daughter.

38) Paper clips are more useful than staples. They don't hurt as much, either.

39) If I do anything well, it's because I've stressed, planned, lost sleep, etc.

40) And by the way all of us who live in the so-called "Bible Belt" aren't the stereotypical redneck loser idiots we're constantly painted to be, k? Some of us actually have educations, open minds, AND great taste in music.

41) The last time I was drunk was last week in Disney World. :D
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[GateandGarden]

40) And by the way all of us who live in the so-called "Bible Belt" aren't the stereotypical redneck loser idiots we're constantly painted to be, k? Some of us actually have educations, open minds, AND great taste in music.But I wish there were more down here like that, you know? :(

[dudden22]

40) And by the way all of us who live in the so-called "Bible Belt" aren't the stereotypical redneck loser idiots we're constantly painted to be, k? Some of us actually have educations, open minds, AND great taste in music.


I know, I was not trying to make a generalization, I am from a small town myself. I was mainly refering to some of the people running our government.
I do not want to start a political debate either so I will edit that out.

Cheers :wavey:

[mondaymornin1]

I was mainly refering to some of the people running our government.
I do not want to start a political debate either so I will edit that out.

Cheers :wavey:

:D You don't have to worry about starting one with me...I think we're all pretty much on the same page!

[mondaymornin1]

But I wish there were more down here like that, you know? :(


:nod: :nod: :nod:

[irishgrl]

01) My uncle once: (sorry I dont have any Uncle memories)

02) Never in my life: (Have I given up on anything I believed in)

03) When I was five: (I had tubes put in my ears)

04) High School was: (a drag...I couldnt wait to leave the rah-rahs and jocks behind)

05) I will never forget: (too late, I forgot)

06) I once met: (my Federal Representative Wally Herger, my State Representative Sam Aanestad (jerk alert) and SGT. Sacto (TV personality))

07) There's this girl I know who: (knows me! aint she lucky!)

08) Once, at a bar: (I was dancing and I went into a low position I couldnt get out of and had to ask for help. how humiliating)

09) By noon I usually: (have irritated at least one person)

10) Last night: (I actually slept! with the help of two sleeping pills and two tylenols)

11) If I only had: (a brain! I could while away the hours conversing with the flowers and talking to the bees......)

12) Next time I go to church: (God will faint!)

13) Terry Schiavo: (isnt the country's business)

14) I have a confession to make: (I have nothing to confess--that came from a movie, but I forget which one)

15) When I turn my head left, I see: (my closet)

16) When I turn my head right, I see: (my homer simpson stand up cut out WITH a leprechaun hat on!!) DOH!

17) You know I'm lying when: (truth is, Im not a good liar so I dont do it)

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: (how I can get the laws rewritten to protect children from sex offenders)

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: (puck)

20) By this time next year: (whoa: I'd love to have been promoted, starting my Master's program and my boy in first grade...)

21) A better name for me would be: (Boadicca)

22) I have a hard time understanding: (Right wing zealots, and the sheep that support them)

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: (get my Master's in Social Work)

24) You know I like you if: (I say I like you, silly!)

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: (depends on the type of award, what it was for and all that...)

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: (People who bucked the mainstream/status quo)

27) Take my advice, never: (play chicken with a skunk!)

28) My ideal breakfast is: (eggs, hash browns, bacon or sausage,toast, coffee, juice (yes I know, the fabled Grand Slam!))

29) A song I love, but do not have is: (I would have to think about that awhile)

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: (geez, I dont know! most people go down the hill to Chico for fun and excitement!)

31) Tulips: (are EASY care plants, and PRETTY too!)

32) Why won't anyone: (decide I am their favorite charity and leave me a comfortable stipend to live on?)

33) If you spend the night at my house: (bring earplugs. I snore.)

34) I'd stop my wedding for: (stop it, you'd have to START it first!)

35) The world could do without: (Bush.)

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: (vote Republican)

37) My favorite blonde is: (Goldie Hawn, or her daughter)

38) Paper clips are more useful than: (????)

39) If I do anything well, it's: (not telling!)

40) And by the way: (.....)

41) The last time I was drunk, I (wrote these answers!)

[GateandGarden]

08) Once, at a bar: (I was dancing and I went into a low position I couldnt get out of and had to ask for help. how humiliating):laugh: (Is it okay for me to laugh at that? :o 'Cause it does sound really funny). :shrug: :lol:

[irishgrl]

:laugh: (Is it okay for me to laugh at that? :o 'Cause it does sound really funny). :shrug: :lol:


hey, if I wasnt still cringing at the memory, I'd laff too! Course, I guess in the grand scheme of things, Ive done far WORSE things to be humiliated about than having danced my self into a crouching position! :cool: