Stupid Jokes That You Make Up On The Spot

[David]

What did Cosima Wagner say to her husband after he sneezed?

"Gesundheitkunstwerk!"

[DrummerDeanna]

Well my nephew made this one up in the car:

Q: Where does a mouse stay when he's on vaction?

A: A HOLEtell....get it? Holetell! :laugh: That little guy is a laugh a minute