Out of context

[wondergirl9847]

Sometimes I read the funniest crap EVAH on this board (and others) and it's especially funny if it's taken out of context. Just random sh*t that makes me laugh. Thought is might be funny to post random stuff.

Therefore, I won't touch frogs because of what happened to me as a child.

[Moony]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc12.jpg

[skcin]

I really shouldn't, but it's just so good, I can't resist!

[dissention]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc12.jpg

That reminds me. You should see my Stevie Wonder impersonation. :laugh:

[GateandGarden]

WARNING: This is really offensive! :o

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[xdreamsunwindx]

Your ass is a spaceship I want to ride.

[xdreamsunwindx]

The method of writing a hit song is to ****ing die and then come alive again. Just experience as much pain as possible, then you could write a hit song. Get four Stella D'Oro breadsticks and a big jar of vasaline and wait for the full moon in Cancer on a warm night and go down to the street and ram the breadsticks up your ass and then lie down in front of the taxi cab so it runs over your stomach and makes the sticks into crumbs. Then belch, throw them all up, take the breadcrumbs and cook them into a cookie and mail it to Ahmet Ertegun. After he eats the cookie, you bring in your tape. His is the magical formula. Or get a big jar of peanut butter and plug it into the wall. Spread it all over your face while your holding onto an electrical wire. Rent a 20 dollar per month one-bedroom apartment without a bathroom, lock yourself in with a year's supply of dexedrine, and just sit there and never sleep and just bang on the guitar. Then, at the end of the year, just take the last three minutes of the session and that'll do it. Guaranteed hit. - Debbie Harry

[BTFLCHLD]

<img src="http://tinypic.com/4u8761" alt="Image hosted by TinyPic.com">

[amber]

WARNING: This is really offensive! :o

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[xdreamsunwindx]

Greg: You know.
Greg: For living in the state of brotherly love or whatever, you sure are angsty.
Greg: You should really be all
Greg: "God bless us! Every one!()@*! *throws flowers from basket*"
Greg: "*hands out Bibles, scampers with deer and bunnies following*"

Kate: Are you saying that I've ****ed a bunch of old people with beer guts?
Greg: Well, since you put it that way....
Greg: ....Yes.

Nika: i love playing kick the corpse!

[BTFLCHLD]

"My ass has been sore for the last three days - but I LOVE that soreness because I feel like my ass is finally on its way to greatness" :shocked: :lol:

[GateandGarden]

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[amber]

"My ass has been sore for the last three days - but I LOVE that soreness because I feel like my ass is finally on its way to greatness" :shocked: :lol:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
love the pic of the hot peaches guy, too.

[xdreamsunwindx]

A guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He says, "I wanted to introduce you to the pig I've been ****ing." His wife looks at him and says "That's not a pig, that's a duck." He says, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

[xdreamsunwindx]

Dubs: It's SNOWING like a 1980 Stevie Nicks Party

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/tivolisky/asdsfjhsdgkl/giantcat.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

[xdreamsunwindx]

Yes we will, Gregory. Yes. We. Will.

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/sexychick.jpg

[GateandGarden]

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[GateandGarden]

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[xdreamsunwindx]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/gunshot.gif

[dissention]

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I want that so much. What a conversation piece.

[BTFLCHLD]

<img src="http://tinypic.com/4u8ays" alt="Image hosted by TinyPic.com">

[GateandGarden]

I want that so much. What a conversation piece.www.evolvefish.com :thumbsup:

[NaiveMelody23]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/Curiosa456/timeout.bmp

[hayley]

But what about all that delicious hatred? I was hoping to imbibe from it on a rainy day.
You know, when my hate for the dumbest of **** needed a little more seething.
beautiful. *sigh*

[bretonbanquet]

Here's why Germans are screwed up - this is the candy their kids have to eat. People tried to get the wrapper banned :blob2:

http://www.bad-candy.com/images/news/maoam_lemon.jpg

[bretonbanquet]

http://www.bad-candy.com/images/news/maoam_cherry.jpg

[amber]

Here's why Germans are screwed up - this is the candy their kids have to eat. People tried to get the wrapper banned :blob2:

http://members.aon.at/markus_g/MaoamGelb.jpg
:shocked: :shocked: :lol: :lol:

[xdreamsunwindx]

http://www.graphion.com/hahaha.jpg

[hayley]

http://www.graphion.com/hahaha.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/rockonlily/400gm-pageant.jpg

[hayley]

Hotlinking makes the baby Jesus cry.

Take your fun-fun!

I hate it when it does that!! It shows up on my screen, so I never know. Piss off, Gregory!!!11!!

:xoxo:

[wondergirl9847]

I asked for random, by crap, I got it. :shocked:

My dog threw up on it, and now it's green.

[xdreamsunwindx]

Found this yesterday, whilst browsing the South Side of Pittsburgh...

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/tivolisky/asdsfjhsdgkl/catillac.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

Amazing.

[skcin]

Found this yesterday, whilst browsing the South Side of Pittsburgh...

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/tivolisky/asdsfjhsdgkl/catillac.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

Amazing.


Now that's class! :rolleyes:

[face of glass]

http://www.nvrsk.net/~dexter/funpics/misc/drunkcat.jpg

Apparently people do this to dead animals all the time.

[xdreamsunwindx]

Now that's class! :rolleyes:

It's awesome, though!

[HomerMcvie]

http://www.graphion.com/hahaha.jpg
Oh my f*cking gawd! I thought the Jesus light switch was funny. This is, bar none, the funniest f*cking thing I've ever seen.
I can't stop laughing! Tears are running down my face! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[BTFLCHLD]

<img src="http://tinypic.com/4vmozl" alt="Image hosted by TinyPic.com">

[irishgrl]

those clips of stevie and lindsey in your sig are interesting...
Stevie is all evangelical, and lindsey looks like a zombie with the hiccups.

[irishgrl]

<img src="http://tinypic.com/4vmozl" alt="Image hosted by TinyPic.com">

I know! I know! thats why EVE got kicked out of EDEN!

[irishgrl]

http://www.nvrsk.net/~dexter/funpics/misc/drunkcat.jpg

Apparently people do this to dead animals all the time.

Hey Gaius! good to see you!

[irishgrl]

Found this yesterday, whilst browsing the South Side of Pittsburgh...

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/tivolisky/asdsfjhsdgkl/catillac.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

Amazing.

I would bet serious $$$$$ that that car is part of a NASTY D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

[irishgrl]

:shocked: :shocked: :lol: :lol:

but what does it mean????????? MAOAM.......sounds like a hindu chant

I know, they are just massaging the kundalini chakra! ar ar!

[GateandGarden]

those clips of stevie and lindsey in your sig are interesting...
Stevie is all evangelical, and lindsey looks like a zombie with the hiccups.That's true! :lol:

[GateandGarden]

http://img235.echo.cx/img235/120/mausingcivil3eg.jpg

[irishgrl]

http://img235.echo.cx/img235/120/mausingcivil3eg.jpg


OUCH!
:distress:

[BTFLCHLD]

"My favorite body for girls has always been wiry/muscley, and boyish." - Amber

[dudden22]

If there's one thing we know about kids, it's that if you give them an inch, the authorities will raid your Neverland Ranch.

You know, moms and dads these days are like the Democratic Party: lame, spineless and not holding up their end of the equation. And kids are like the Republicans: drunk with power and out of control! - Bill Maher

[GardenStateGirlie]

I don't want to go to work tomorrow. I'm thinking of calling my boss and telling her I have a case of anal glaucoma....cause I just can't see my ass coming into work.

[GateandGarden]

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[amber]

I don't want to go to work tomorrow. I'm thinking of calling my boss and telling her I have a case of anal glaucoma....cause I just can't see my ass coming into work.
:laugh: :lol: :laugh:
scrumtrulescent!

[amber]

"My favorite body for girls has always been wiry/muscley, and boyish." - Amber
Must you torment me?

"They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken."

[estranged4life]

WARNING: This is really offensive! :o

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meaning to "Come suffer unto me children..." :shrug: Or would that be something Michael Jackson would say if HE was Christ???

[GateandGarden]

http://img139.echo.cx/img139/2264/stemcell9qt.gif
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[SteveMacD]

http://poetry.rotten.com/jesus-with-boy/jesus-with-boy.jpg
http://poetry.rotten.com/mother-of-god/mother-of-god.jpg
http://www.bholcomb.com/Ben/96.jpg
I saw ^ on my way to see the last Fleetwood Mac show near Detroit!
http://www.thelockclinic.com/road-kill.jpg

[dudden22]

When I lived in LA I pulled into a parking lot Santa Monica BLVD and I was jamming to Stand Back. There was a tranvestite prostitute walking by when I got out of the car and she started singing "Stand Back Stand Back eat my pussy and my crack" :eek: :distress: