favorite bitchy songs!!!

[all the same]

Another spin off!

Why'd Ya Do It: Marianne Faithfull
Speedway: Morrissey
Professional Widow: Tori Amos
Army of Me: Bjork

[amber]

Stupid itunes! I can never think of a different song when a song is already playing.
uh...I'm having trouble thinking of bitchy songs anyways...
Hollaback Girl??
Uh...Sweet Home Alabama has that one bitchy part for Neil Young... :rolleyes:
EFO?
ok, sorry, I'm terrible.
:distress:

[all the same]

Stupid itunes! I can never think of a different song when a song is already playing.
uh...I'm having trouble thinking of bitchy songs anyways...
Hollaback Girl??
Uh...Sweet Home Alabama has that one bitchy part for Neil Young... :rolleyes:
EFO?
ok, sorry, I'm terrible.
:distress:

This is why people start threads that say "For those of you who have posted over 10000 posts!" What a lame post that was, Amber!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[all the same]

Erasure: Love to Hate You

Kina: Girl from the Gutter

[amber]

This is why people start threads that say "For those of you who have posted over 10000 posts!" What a lame post that was, Amber!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: yes, well, on the upside, I'm gonna kick your ass when I see you!!! :laugh: :wavey: "Too many posts? How do you like too many punches, A-hole!!!!" :lol:

[all the same]

:lol: yes, well, on the upside, I'm gonna kick your ass when I see you!!! :laugh: :wavey: "Too many posts? How do you like too many punches, A-hole!!!!" :lol:

Nice! Now, that's bitchy! I'm going to rip your tiny leg off and throw it at Stevie and say you did it! :lol:

[amber]

Nice! Now, that's bitchy! I'm going to rip your tiny leg off and throw it at Stevie and say you did it! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Then she'll totally believe you, because you'll have turned to the side where there is no face!! Damn you! It's a perfect plan! :mad: :laugh: But I will plead "look at this tiny eye! You think I could aim that good?! I can't even SEE!"

[Johnny Stew]

Heart's "Who Will You Run To."

And Tina's cover of "The Bitch Is Back."

"I can bitch, I can bitch, cuz I'm better than you... it's the way that I move, it's the things that I do... uh-huh...."

[all the same]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Then she'll totally believe you, because you'll have turned to the side where there is no face!! Damn you! It's a perfect plan! :mad: :laugh: But I will plead "look at this tiny eye! You think I could aim that good?! I can't even SEE!"

God dammit! That is some funny material! :lol: But she will see my hideously disfigured face and say "holy **** buddy! who let you in here? At least stumpy here can cover her tiny eye with her golden braid! You got nothin!!" :lol:

[all the same]

Heart's "Who Will You Run To."

And Tina's cover of "The Bitch Is Back."

"I can bitch, I can bitch, cuz I'm better than you... it's the way that I move, it's the things that I do... uh-huh...."

totally! :thumbsup:

[GODDESS6]

whata 'bout "i'm a bitch" by that meredith chick?~

[irishgrl]

"I hate everything about you." (forget who does it....)
take this job and shove it. (some country dude heh heh! obviously I dont listen to a lot of country music :laugh: )

[GateandGarden]

Fiona Apple- Sleep to Dream
Alanis Morisette- You Oughta Know
Cher- Save Up Your Tears
FM- The Ledge
FM- Not that Funny
Trisha Yearwood- Better Your Heart Than Mine

[Mari]

Carly Simon - You're So Vain (I bet you think this song is about you) :thumbsup:

[NaiveMelody23]

Jesus Christ Was An Only Child- Modest Mouse
Raspberry Swirl- Tori Amos
Zero- Smashing Pumpkins, I am not sure why but Bily Corrgan seems like a bitch.

wow, I dotn listen to that many bitch performers

[SuzeQuze]

Carly Simon - You're So Vain (I bet you think this song is about you) :thumbsup:

Love it! Did that one at karaoke a couple of weeks ago for co-workers. :eek: Actually, it was fun and went over very well. :D

Mother Mother by Tracy Bonham
Smile at You, angry version

[cliffdweller]

Another spin off!

Why'd Ya Do It: Marianne Faithfull

Can I just profess my love for Marianne Faithful please? LOVE this woman. Before the Poison is an amazing album. The songs she did with P.J. Harvey are stellar and not to be missed imo.

[StevieNicksEO17]

whata 'bout "i'm a bitch" by that meredith chick?~

I'M A BITCH, I'M A LOVER, I'M A CHILD, I'M A MOTHER, I'M A SINNER, I'M A SAINT... Yeah, by Meredith Brooks

[SuzeQuze]

My Sister - Julianna Hatfield
You're no Good - Linda Ronstadt

[all the same]

Can I just profess my love for Marianne Faithful please? LOVE this woman. Before the Poison is an amazing album. The songs she did with P.J. Harvey are stellar and not to be missed imo.

I absolutely agree. Who has a voice like Marianne Faithfull? No one!

[cliffdweller]

Heart's "Who Will You Run To."

Great choice, but I think "If Looks Could Kill" is a better one by Heart. It's like a 10 on the bitchometer.:laugh:

[cliffdweller]

"Go Your Own Way."

'Nuff said. ;)

[catinthedark]

One of my favourites for bitchin' attitude - Whole Lotta Trouble.

You're not my friend
You're not my love
And this is something that we really don't discuss
"Where are you?"
Sometimes I hear you crying...
And I wake up and I get through it

LOVE that line.

[face of glass]

Right now a particular favourite is "Face Up" by New Order:

Ever since I've seen your face
This life of mine has gone to waste
I was young and you were old
And I always knew you were cold
At the start you had a heart
But in the end you lost your friend
Can you see your own dark face?
It's dying in a lonely place
Oh, how I cannot bear the thought of you
I said, oh, how I cannot bear the thought of you.

[eclipse]

I was ok with happy and sad but Bitch songs are harder-let me think...
How about...
I am still sitting here and a bitchy song is not coming- \
How about Angry Songs?? :mad: :mad:
Train in Vain- Clash
Broken Glass-Annie Lennox
Whippin Post- Allman Brothers
Crazy-Willie Nelson-but I prefer Patsy Cline's version
Who are you -The Who

and from our favorites
Lindsey- Not that funny is it/What makes you think yo're the one?
Stevie-Silver Springs/Smile at You
Those are my entries
~~eclipse~~

[GypsySorcerer]

I love to play "The Chain" when I'm pissed. :woohoo:

[all the same]

I love to play "The Chain" when I'm pissed. :woohoo:

It's hard not to stomp around with you face all scrunched up belting that one out when you're in a pissy mood, eh? I listen to it on my iPod Shuffle and have to hold myself back from looking like an absolute maniac when it comes on! :nod:

[all the same]

Superhero: Ani Difranco Sad and bitchy combo song!

[all the same]

Bowie's got some good bitchy ones!

The Heart's Filthy Lesson

Hallo Spaceboy "Do you like girls or boys? It's confusing these days but moon dust will cover you, cover you! And the CHAOS IS KILLING ME!!!"

I'm Afraid of Americans

[GateandGarden]

Carly Simon - You're So Vain (I bet you think this song is about you) :thumbsup::thumbsup: :nod:

I also meant to say Reba McEntire's cover of "You Keep Me Hangin' On" :nod:

[GateandGarden]

One of my favourites for bitchin' attitude - Whole Lotta Trouble.

You're not my friend
You're not my love
And this is something that we really don't discuss
"Where are you?"
Sometimes I hear you crying...
And I wake up and I get through it

I LOVE that line.I love those lines, too.

I also love it when she's yelling "You're not living in the real world!!!"

[catinthedark]

I love those lines, too.

I also love it when she's yelling "You're not living in the real world!!!"

Also:

He says, "When will I see you?"
She says, "I don't think tomorrow, baby"

And:

When I want something
I get it

Just a great overall bitchin', attitude-givin', take-me-on kind of song. Great to listen to when you're in that very mood.

[all the same]

Also:

He says, "When will I see you?"
She says, "I don't think tomorrow, baby"

And:

When I want something
I get it

Just a great overall bitchin', attitude-givin', take-me-on kind of song. Great to listen to when you're in that very mood.

Great to listen to when you're pissed playing cards too. You can totally scream the lyrics at each other while you throw down your awesome cards!

[The Tower]

"Revenge" by Patti Smith

"I gave you a wristwatch, baby.
You wouldn't even give me the time of day.
You want to know what makes me tick.
Now it's me that's got precious little to say.
For the ghosts of our love have dried have died.
There's no use faking it.
Ah, the spirits gonna close in on you tonight.
High time I was taking my revenge.
Sweet revenge.
Revenge. Revenge."

"Love is Like a River" by Miz Stevie

"You must have many things to remember-
Ooo, because nothing else in your life has really changed..."

"For the Roses" by Joni Mitchell (a song written about James Taylor)

"Remember the days when you used to sit
And make up your tunes for love
And pour your simple sorrow
To the soundhole and your knee
And now you're seen
On giant screens
And at parties for the press
And for people who have slices of you
From the company
They toss around your latest golden egg
Speculation-well, who's to know
If the next one in the nest
Will glitter for them so"

There are a pile more out there, but these are the ones that came to mind first.

[TheBlueLamp]

I totally agree with Tina's 'The Bitch Is Back'

Also

Beethoven (I Love To Listen To) - Eurythmics
You Made Me Come To This - Shakespears Sister
Vengeance - Carly Simon
Rip Her To Shreds - Blondie
Dark Lady - Cher (well...the fortune teller was a real bitch)
Backfired - Debbie Harry
I Love You Like A Ball And Chain - Eurythmics
I Need A Man - Eurythmics (I like Annie when she's bitchy)
The Wedding List - Kate Bush
Long Way To Go - Stevie
She Calls You Missing (and Whole Lotta Trouble I guess) - Stevie

[Mari]

^ you sound like a Eurythmics fan :) Love them.

[CreepingDeath]

You Oughta Know- Alanis Morrisette
Smile At You (demo)

I could name a ton of angry songs, but I'm not too sure about 'bitchy'.

[dissention]

Bowie's got some good bitchy ones!

The Heart's Filthy Lesson

Hallo Spaceboy "Do you like girls or boys? It's confusing these days but moon dust will cover you, cover you! And the CHAOS IS KILLING ME!!!"

I'm Afraid of Americans

Gawd, Hallo Spaceboy is one of my favorites. Easily his best live song. When he screams "This chaos is killing meeeeeee" and waves the mic in front of his mouth? I lose it. Kicks ass. I'm Afraid of Americans is great, too, but it has to be the album version or else they edit out the "p*ssy and cars" line.

Reality is another good, bitchy one. "Tragic youth was going down on me."

[dissention]

Rip Her To Shreds and Shakedown by Blondie are definitely bitchy and catty. Bike Boy from Debbie solo isn't really bitchy, but it's got lots of attitude.

American Boy by Juliette and the Licks is one helluva bitchy song.

[GateandGarden]

Also:

He says, "When will I see you?"
She says, "I don't think tomorrow, baby"

And:

When I want something
I get it

Just a great overall bitchin', attitude-givin', take-me-on kind of song. Great to listen to when you're in that very mood.:nod::nod::nod::nod:

[Mari]

Oh! Oh! Why didn't I think of this one before? She's the best bitchy singer out there: Beth Hart - Get Your Sh*t Together.
:blob1:

[Johnny Stew]

Carly Simon - You're So Vain (I bet you think this song is about you) :thumbsup:I love that song. So snide and bitchy, wrapped in a beautiful little package.

Excellent choice! :nod:

[Johnny Stew]

Great choice, but I think "If Looks Could Kill" is a better one by Heart. It's like a 10 on the bitchometer.:laugh:D'Oh! How could I forget that one?

[face of glass]

Forgot a very obvious one: Bob Dylan's "Idiot Wind". Even though he does take a part of the blame at the end of it.

[SuzeQuze]

Rip Her To Shreds and Shakedown by Blondie are definitely bitchy and catty. Bike Boy from Debbie solo isn't really bitchy, but it's got lots of attitude.

American Boy by Juliette and the Licks is one helluva bitchy song.

I think Rip Her to Shreds could win for bitchiest song ever. :lol: Love it!

[all the same]

Popstar by The Pretenders is pretty bitchy!

"They don't make them like they used to,
No, they don't make them like they used to!
You should have just stuck with me!"

[all the same]

*cracks knuckles*

Pretty much anything from My Ruin, particularly "Bravenet" and "Ten Minutes To Hollywood."
Pretty much anything from Kittie, particularly "Pink Lemonade," "Choke," and "Burning Bridges."
Poe - Angry Johnny, Trigger-Happy Jack, Control
Blondie - Rip Her To Shreds
Patti Smith - Radio Baghdad
Pretenders - Private Life, I Hurt You
Siouxsie & the Banshees - Carcass, Skin
Emilie Autumn - Chambermaid
The Distillers - Sick Of It All
Casey Stratton - Blood
The Creatures - Exterminating Angel
Hole - Violet

Is that Kate Bush as your little icon? How about Get Outta My House by her. That's a doozie! And when she hee-haws like a donkey, It's just plain scary!!!
:D

[SteveMacD]

God, ANYTHING by Paula Cole qualifies as bitchy!

[Serrart]

Some I really like:
I Will Survive
Building a religion - Cake
The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret - Queen of The Stone Age
Chop Suey -System Of A down
Mrs Leroy Brown - Loretta Lynn :thumbsup:
Son Of A Gun - Janet Jackson, Missy Elliott, Carly Simon

Romy

[Red]

Wow, great thread! I'm going to whip out some "oldoes" here

-"Shove" by L7
-"Your Woman" by White Town
-"He wasn't man enough for me" by Tini Braxton
- :laugh:
...and my fave..."Whole Lotta Trouble"

[all the same]

Wow, great thread! I'm going to whip out some "oldoes" here

-"Shove" by L7
-"Your Woman" by White Town
-"He wasn't man enough for me" by Tini Braxton
- :laugh:
...and my fave..."Whole Lotta Trouble"

Hey Tootz! Who's Tini Braxton? Derp!!! Just joshin'. Just joshin'!

Forgot about Your Woman! Remember nerding off to that song in college? Those were the days!

[dissention]

I think Rip Her to Shreds could win for bitchiest song ever. :lol: Love it!

Most definitely. Especially live when Debbie rolls her eyes and yawns as she sings it. :laugh:

"She has the nerve to tell me she's not on it, but her expression is too serene."

That one line CRACKS ME UP.

[all the same]

Sarah Slean: The Weight
"Do you know the weight I'm under, when everything revolves around you!"

And although it's not a particularly bitchy song Jig of Life by Kate Bush has a really great bitchy line that I'm obsessed with: "Where on your palm is my little line when you're written in mine as an old memory!" ZINGER!!!!!

[jadegypsy]

Hmmm well when I'm in a "bitchy" mood Joan Jett usually ends up in the CD player.

But honestly I think it would've been highly amusing to have seen Grace Slick, Crissy Hynde and Joan Jett on VH1's old Celebrity death match...those three probably would qualify as rocks "bitchist"