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GardenStateGirlie
04-24-2005, 11:24 PM
Gag me with a spoon, kids...this trainwreck's TV series debut is May 17th...

Britney and Kevin (http://www.upn.com/shows/britney_spears/)

International icon Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline's new UPN series will premiere with a special one-hour episode on Tuesday, May 17 at 9PM ET/PT.

Grammy Award-winning pop icon Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline have reached an agreement with UPN to broadcast a new television series that shares their personal love story though exclusive, never-before-seen private home videos they shot themselves during their courtship, engagement and wedding. The series will include six episodes to be broadcast on UPN later this season, it was announced today by Dawn Ostroff, President, UPN.

This fun, uniquely personal series, shot mostly by Britney and Kevin with their own camera, will give viewers a rare glimpse inside the couple's relationship and life together. The footage begins shortly after Britney and Kevin first met in Los Angeles and headed off to Europe together on tour, leading up to and including their wedding day. UPN is also shooting new footage and commentary with Britney and Kevin that will guide viewers through their story. The show will have an exclusive second window on MTV Music Group channels.
Britney stated, "I am so excited about the series. From the day that Kevin and I met, there have been constant rumors and inaccurate speculation about our lives together. I feel that last year the tabloids ran my life and I am really excited about showing my fans what really happened rather than all the stories, which have been misconstrued by journalists in the past. As I mentioned before, I am now going to be expressing my personal life through art. This series will show us falling in love and all the adventures that went on overseas during the European leg of my Onyx Hotel tour. It's going to be an exciting ride." Kevin feels this project will speak for itself. Simply put, he says, "It is a documentation of love."

"Britney Spears is a superstar who is very popular with UPN's viewers, making her and Kevin's show in this format a perfect fit for our network's audience and programming sensibilities," said Ostroff. "As we all know, Britney and Kevin's life together has been played out in front of the public through Internet speculation, the gossip columnists and entertainment magazines, but now, for the first time, their millions of fans will get to see and hear the couple's real story on UPN as told directly by them. Preview the exciting new show!

I just threw up in my mouth....a lot o_O

dissention
04-24-2005, 11:27 PM
The final nail in the coffin that her career is in. Hooray!

Better start using your Proactiv, Zitney. And tell your odorous douchebag of a hubby to suck in that gut because he's looking quite portly these days; you'd think he's the one expecting.

GardenStateGirlie
04-24-2005, 11:27 PM
*grabs a bottle, hunkers down, prays for daylight*

Hold me, Greg. I'm scared.

amber
04-24-2005, 11:29 PM
The final nail in the coffin that her career is in. Hooray!

Better start using your Proactiv, Zitney. And tell your odorous douchebag of a hubby to suck in that gut because he's looking quite portly these days; you'd think he's the one expecting.
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Ah, page sixsixsix, how do I love thee? Did you see her giant bazooms? :shocked: :shocked: Jeesus.

GardenStateGirlie
04-24-2005, 11:31 PM
The final nail in the coffin that her career is in. Hooray!

Better start using your Proactiv, Zitney. And tell your odorous douchebag of a hubby to suck in that gut because he's looking quite portly these days; you'd think he's the one expecting.

It's a damn shame this won't be chronicling her pregnancy. I was so looking forward to her yelling for Kevin to go out on Red Bull and Cheetos runs and then bitching about her swollen cankles as she makes a shotty attempt at chewing her toenails.

dissention
04-24-2005, 11:35 PM
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Ah, page sixsixsix, how do I love thee? Did you see her giant bazooms? :shocked: :shocked: Jeesus.

Forget airbags, if she ever gets into a car accident, those things will surely protect her. Icky icky poo is what I say to her. I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole even if I was offered a night of torrid sex with Nicole Kidman. Fug no. She just has this air of filthiness to her that one cannot put into words.

dissention
04-24-2005, 11:37 PM
It's a damn shame this won't be chronicling her pregnancy. I was so looking forward to her yelling for Kevin to go out on Red Bull and Cheetos runs and then bitching about her swollen cankles as she makes a shotty attempt at chewing her toenails.

Expect a celebrity sex tape of Britney pleasuring Feder-beast orally during her second trimester. I wouldn't put it past them.

GardenStateGirlie
04-24-2005, 11:41 PM
Expect a celebrity sex tape of Britney pleasuring Feder-beast orally during her second trimester. I wouldn't put it past them.

:eek: Now that is just foul.

skcin
04-25-2005, 08:09 AM
I f*cking hate her. She's a pig.


:wavey:

GateandGarden
04-25-2005, 08:34 AM
I f*cking hate her. She's a pig.


:wavey:Wait, I thought you liked her?















;)

The Tower
04-25-2005, 10:25 AM
Note to self: schedule season pass on TiVo for this life altering experience.

I can't wait!!!!!

skcin
04-25-2005, 10:28 AM
Wait, I thought you liked her?















;)


Hardy-har-har. :rolleyes: Har.