Britney Spears Pregnant

[WelshWitchPMD]

I just heard this on the radio but I can't find anything online about it.

[GODDESS6]

now i need that puking smiley!!!!!!~ :laugh: :nod: :lol:

[WelshWitchPMD]

now i need that puking smiley!!!!!!~ :laugh: :nod: :lol:


Yeah, no kidding!

[GODDESS6]

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:] :nod: :lol:

[GateandGarden]

This should go in that "things you hate the most thread"--the idea of Britney procreating. :eek:

[xdreamsunwindx]

Dear Britney,

No one cares.

Just a reminder,
Humanity.

[GODDESS6]

Dear Britney,

No one cares.

Just a reminder,
Humanity.
:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

[cliffdweller]

Dear Britney,

No one cares.

Just a reminder,
Humanity.

:laugh: love this.

[77Rumours77]

JESUS MARY & JOSEPH!
YUCK! I mean gross!

[Miss Vicky]

Just a question...

Is it wrong that I just ordered Ms. Spears' greatest hits cd? I mean, I'm getting it for free, but still... it just feels wrong of me. :shrug:

[dissention]

According to Star magazine, she is NOT pregnant. Just getting chubby from all the stress eating that comes with being married to that odorous Federline. I saw recent pictures and girl is packing on the pounds in the most unflattering areas and forgetting to use her Proactiv nightly.

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

They have been reporting her pregnancy for months in the UK tabloids. But then according to them any actress who isn't a stick insect and shows a slightly bloated stomach is preggers

[amber]

According to Star magazine, she is NOT pregnant. Just getting chubby from all the stress eating that comes with being married to that odorous Federline. I saw recent pictures and girl is packing on the pounds in the most unflattering areas and forgetting to use her Proactiv nightly.
Are you implying there are possible flattering areas on Britney??

[seeker007nmss]

According to Star magazine, ....


I was waiting for the "BIG FOOT IS THE FATHER" ....... :)

[GateandGarden]

Are you implying there are possible flattering areas on Britney??:laugh::lol::laugh:

[all the same]

The fact that someone sticks anything in Britney is far too alarming for me to handle!

[DrummerDeanna]

The fact that someone sticks anything in Britney is far too alarming for me to handle!

Unless of course they are sticking something sharp in her eye ;)

[dissention]

The fact that someone sticks anything in Britney is far too alarming for me to handle!

Tell it to Timberlake. He went down on her. :shocked:

[DrummerDeanna]

Tell it to Timberlake. He went down on her. :shocked:


ewww. ewww. ewww. ewww.





ewww.



Yuck. That is one visual I did not need ....I need me another puking icon....

[dissention]

ewww. ewww. ewww. ewww.





ewww.



Yuck. That is one visual I did not need ....I need me another puking icon....
:lol:

He went on the radio and spilled the juicy bits two years ago, I believe.

[all the same]

:lol:

He went on the radio and spilled the juicy bits two years ago, I believe.

Okay, it's official, the thought of anyone licking her is far worse than the thought of anyone sticking things into her. The woman... or skank... looks like a salamander for Christ's sake! Her eyes are on the sides of her head. But Justin Timberlake's eyes are on the sides of his head too. Maybe she laid eggs one day in a pond and walked over them and fertilized them for her!

[CreepingDeath]

Just a question...

Is it wrong that I just ordered Ms. Spears' greatest hits cd? I mean, I'm getting it for free, but still... it just feels wrong of me. :shrug:

:nod:


Oh, and Diss will you please stop reminding everybody what Justin, um did. I have to go throw up a little now.

[all the same]

:nod:


And Diss will you please stop reminding everybody what Justin, um did. I have to go throw up a little now.

Don't most guys lick their girlfriend's pelts?

[bikerchic]

Just a question...

Is it wrong that I just ordered Ms. Spears' greatest hits cd? I mean, I'm getting it for free, but still... it just feels wrong of me. :shrug:
Britney has a greatest hit's cd?? :eek: :confused: :shrug: :shocked:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Britney has a greatest hit's cd?? :eek: :confused: :shrug: :shocked:


I think it is a single. :xoxo:

[ontheEdgeof17]

I dont think she is pregnant, either. Actually, I think her a Stink are on the outs. :nod:

[amber]

Okay, it's official, the thought of anyone licking her is far worse than the thought of anyone sticking things into her. The woman... or skank... looks like a salamander for Christ's sake! Her eyes are on the sides of her head. But Justin Timberlake's eyes are on the sides of his head too. Maybe she laid eggs one day in a pond and walked over them and fertilized them for her!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[GateandGarden]

Britney has a greatest hit's cd?? :eek: :confused: :shrug: :shocked:Pretty awful cover pic, huh?

[ontheEdgeof17]

I dont think she is pregnant, either. Actually, I think her a Stink are on the outs. :nod:


I'll take this back if she announces her pregnancy this weekend, like the STAR says.

[amber]

Pretty awful cover pic, huh?

wow! Plasticky McPhotoshop!

[heyjupiter678]

wow! Plasticky McPhotoshop! :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

[dissention]

I dont think she is pregnant, either. Actually, I think her a Stink are on the outs. :nod:

Wrong!

He's dropping his debut album in May. He'll lick, poke, and do whatever to please her until then. Then that $50 million penis will be outta there faster than he pulled out of Shar Jackson.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Bolded, my favorite bit...

STAR on Yahoo. Britney Spears: Pregnant! (http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/starbritney032605.html)

Friday March 25, 2005 10:00 PM ET
Britney Spears and her husband of seven months, Kevin Federline, are expecting a baby, Star can exclusively and definitively reveal!

The 23-year-old singer is three-months pregnant, according to sources close to the couple, and an official announcement confirming the happy news is expected to be released this weekend.

Sources say Britney has canceled all her future work engagements and is busy preparing for her new job - motherhood - when the baby arrives this fall.

Brit's made no secret of her desire to start a family since her marriage to Kevin Federline on Sept. 18 last year. Less than a month after the wedding, Britney was telling fans on her Web site, britneyspears.com, how she longed for a baby, saying, "Being married is GREAT and I can't wait to start my family!" Now it looks like her dream has finally come true.

A source close to the couple tells Star that Britney is already reading "What to Expect When You're Expecting," an advice manual for expectant moms by pregnancy and childcare writer Heidi Murkoff, and is eating for two with double helpings of everything.

"Brit is totally focused on being a mom," says the source. "She says it's the most important thing she's ever done in her life. From now until the baby comes, she says she's not going to do anything more strenuous than eat for two!"

Father-to-be Kevin, 27, already has two children by his ex, Moesha star Shar Jackson - Kori, 2, and Kaleb, 8 months.

"He calls Brit 'my lady-in-waiting,'" says the source. "Kevin knows he's not going to get a moment's peace from now until the baby comes. He says what he really enjoys about her pregnancy is chugging beers and telling Brit 'You can't have one!'"

Another source close to the couple says although the Britney and Kevin are keeping the pregnancy a secret, they're not fooling their friends and family. "Kevin's been acting funny," says the source. "But he won't explain why. Britney and Kevin have been planning how they would handle this if they found out she was pregnant - they'd keep it to themselves until she was at least three months along."

The week before her momentous announcement was expected, Britney was taking it easy, relaxing in Santa Monica's luxury beach hotel Le Merigot, where she's staying with Kevin for two weeks while their $7-million Malibu home is renovated.

She enjoyed a massage and then hit the eucalyptus sauna and steam room. But it looks like she's decided to get back in shape for her pregnancy too - splitting her daily workout between power-walking on the gym treadmill and yoga stretches. And after all that hard work, Brit ordered up some room service - fried calamari and shrimp cocktail, with extra roulade sauce. All that mayo is pretty fattening, Brit!

But then, we guess you're eating for two now.

[dissention]

But then, we guess you're eating for two now.

Well, either she's preggers (and I weep for humanity if she is) or she had new implants put in. Her jugs are MASSIVE as of late.

[amber]

eh...I'm glad she'll be focused on babies, or whatever, cause that means she won't do any more show biz stuff. :woohoo: Though it will be suckwad to have to hear about her stupid pregnancy/babies for the next while...

[SuzeQuze]

Well, either she's preggers (and I weep for humanity if she is) or she had new implants put in. Her jugs are MASSIVE as of late.

Ahh, she's likely pregnant since it would be weird for a newlywed to do that, usually you would feel blissful not like you had to change something. WTF am I doing in this thread because every time I look at the title I want to vomit!

[belladonna.]

According to Star magazine, she is NOT pregnant. Just getting chubby from all the stress eating that comes with being married to that odorous Federline. I saw recent pictures and girl is packing on the pounds in the most unflattering areas and forgetting to use her Proactiv nightly.
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/britney_spears/index.html

funny, eh?

[ontheEdgeof17]

I wonder what she will call her lil offspring? :shrug: :rolleyes:

[SuzeQuze]

Huh. You know, her head doesn't really match the rest of her body.

I wonder if that's a "body double."


Could be but you don't really even need one anymore. There are new liquify filters in Photoshop where you can shed pounds off of someone and it is so undetectable. I did it with a picture of my brother where he had a double chin. You can get rid of love handles, whatever.

[SuzeQuze]

I wonder what she will call her lil offspring? :shrug: :rolleyes:

B Fed? Seems apro po.

[dissention]

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/britney_spears/index.html

funny, eh?

OMG, Ferderlice couldn't be any fuglier if he tried. That man is truly that nastiest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'd hop into bed with John Goodman before even considering Federlice.

[amber]

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/britney_spears/index.html

funny, eh?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[amber]

I wonder what she will call her lil offspring? :shrug: :rolleyes:
probably Kevin...or Ashley or Tanner or Cameron or Sierra or Dylan or...well, you get my drift..

[belladonna.]

OMG, Ferderlice couldn't be any fuglier if he tried. That man is truly that nastiest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'd hop into bed with John Goodman before even considering Federlice.
:laugh:

i am obsessed with that site. god, the **** they have on there is hilarious. did you check out the "letters" from britney?
when you mentioned the proactiv i thought of those pics they have of her on there.. i don't know that i've ever seen a celebrity look as skanky as she does just wearing normal clothes.

[dissention]

probably Kevin...or Ashley or Tanner or Cameron or Sierra or Dylan or...well, you get my drift..

I'm expecting King Prince Hip-Hopper Jackson Spears Federlice or some kooky **** like that, myself.

[belladonna.]

she looks like the type to name her kid dakota

:shrug:

[dissention]

:laugh:

i am obsessed with that site. god, the **** they have on there is hilarious. did you check out the "letters" from britney?
when you mentioned the proactiv i thought of those pics they have of her on there.. i don't know that i've ever seen a celebrity look as skanky as she does just wearing normal clothes.

The 'Lil Kim section is even better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check it out, that 'ho is either blind as **** or she dresses in the dark!

[dissention]

she looks like the type to name her kid dakota

:shrug:

Oh, man, Perez over on PageSixSixSix posted the nastiest thing about that annoying little girl Dakota Fanning yesterday. I love nasty ****, but the girl is only 10 years old, for cripes sake.

[belladonna.]

The 'Lil Kim section is even better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check it out, that 'ho is either blind as **** or she dresses in the dark!
no way man, that **** is HAWT!!!1

they rag on the duff sisters a lot, too.

[belladonna.]

Oh, man, Perez over on PageSixSixSix posted the nastiest thing about that annoying little girl Dakota Fanning yesterday. I love nasty ****, but the girl is only 10 years old, for cripes sake.
i have no idea what you're talking about

(be patient. i'm slow)

[dissention]

no way man, that **** is HAWT!!!1

they rag on the duff sisters a lot, too.

The Duff sisters are such nasty little broads, but they have nothing on Hohan. Hohan is looser than Star Jones' skin post-gastric bypass.

[dissention]

i have no idea what you're talking about

(be patient. i'm slow)

http://pagesixsixsix.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=127&keywords=dakota+fanning

I'm all for ragging on the tramps of Hollywood, but that's crossing the line, man.

[amber]

Oh, man, Perez over on PageSixSixSix posted the nastiest thing about that annoying little girl Dakota Fanning yesterday. I love nasty ****, but the girl is only 10 years old, for cripes sake.
What? I checked today, I didn't see that! :mad:

[amber]

The Duff sisters are such nasty little broads, but they have nothing on Hohan. Hohan is looser than Star Jones' skin post-gastric bypass.
Well, if you were 18, super famous, super rich, and a Cancer, I'm sure you'd be sampling too. ;) :laugh: :shrug: Gooooooo, HOHAN!!!!! :lol:

[ontheEdgeof17]

What? I checked today, I didn't see that! :mad:


I know it is wrong, but I can't help but laugh. :o

[dissention]

Well, if you were 18, super famous, super rich, and a Cancer, I'm sure you'd be sampling too. ;) :laugh: :shrug: Gooooooo, HOHAN!!!!! :lol:

Ugh. I'd lick the toilet seat of a SaniCan before going near that 'ho. Her germs must be airborne by now. :laugh:

Oh, I found some great pics of Kate Beckinsale's HORRENDOUS new tit job! Wanna see 'em? The scars are as visible as the moon in a black sky.

[belladonna.]

http://pagesixsixsix.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=127&keywords=dakota+fanning

I'm all for ragging on the tramps of Hollywood, but that's crossing the line, man.
eeek

yeah, that's pretty bad.

and um. ahem. i'm a cancer..

[SuzeQuze]

Ugh. I'd lick the toilet seat of a SaniCan before going near that 'ho. Her germs must be airborne by now. :laugh:

Oh, I found some great pics of Kate Beckinsale's HORRENDOUS new tit job! Wanna see 'em? The scars are as visible as the moon in a black sky.

Why would that perfect woman ruin her body? :shrug:

[amber]

eeek

yeah, that's pretty bad.

and um. ahem. i'm a cancer..
me, too, doll ;) So is Lil Kim, unfortunately. :p

[amber]

Ugh. I'd lick the toilet seat of a SaniCan before going near that 'ho. Her germs must be airborne by now. :laugh:

Oh, I found some great pics of Kate Beckinsale's HORRENDOUS new tit job! Wanna see 'em? The scars are as visible as the moon in a black sky.
Please. like you wouldn't get around. :rolleyes: Let's assume she uses a love glove, and I hate the "girls are hoes" if they do it double standard, I can tell you that right now.

[belladonna.]

Why would that perfect woman ruin her body? :shrug:
because she's dumb, and even though the whole world thinks she's perfect she has enough money to think otherwise

[dissention]

Please. like you wouldn't get around. :rolleyes:

If I was a celebrity? No, I wouldn't, because I wouldn't want to have a reputation for being a whore for the whole world to read about. And I'd never screw anyone from that town we call Hollywood, I'd be afraid of catching something serious. :laugh:

Let's assume she uses a love glove, and I hate the "girls are hoes" if they do it double standard, I can tell you that right now.

That's fine if she's into that. I just think it's a shame that someone so beautiful and somewhat talented acts like that for the publicity that it generates. Putting yourself all out there for the world to watch and see what a trainwreck you've become is kind of sad to me at that age. :(

[amber]

If I was a celebrity? No, I wouldn't, because I wouldn't want to have a reputation for being a whore for the whole world to read about. And I'd never screw anyone from that town we call Hollywood, I'd be afraid of catching something serious. :laugh:



That's fine if she's into that. I just think it's a shame that someone so beautiful and somewhat talented acts like that for the publicity that it generates. Putting yourself all out there for the world to watch and see what a trainwreck you've become is kind of sad to me at that age. :(
okay, I'm not sure that's why she is doing it, for the publicity - first.
second, if you want to sleep with people, I think that's fine. It's only puritan type people labeling you as a "ho" that I hate. It's sooooo stupid/puritan for people to care who/how many people you've slept with. IMO. so you like to sleep with people? so ****ing what, it's none of anyone's business... :shrug:

[belladonna.]

wait... how is she talented?

[dissention]

okay, I'm not sure that's why she is doing it, for the publicity - first.
second, if you want to sleep with people, I think that's fine. It's only puritan type people labeling you as a "ho" that I hate. It's sooooo stupid/puritan for people to care who/how many people you've slept with. IMO. so you like to sleep with people? so ****ing what, it's none of anyone's business... :shrug:

Then do it so that the whole world isn't watching you and pitying you. I could care less who she sleeps with or how many people she sleeps with because I've slept around myself, what I find sad is that she does it so publicly and instead of it coming off like a woman having a fun time, it comes across as a confused little girl crying for attention. I find it quite sad, especially for someone who has as much going for her as she does.

[amber]

Then do it so that the whole world isn't watching you and pitying you. I could care less who she sleeps with or how many people she sleeps with because I've slept around myself, what I find sad is that she does it so publicly and instead of it coming off like a woman having a fun time, it comes across as a confused little girl crying for attention. I find it quite sad, especially for someone who has as much going for her as she does.
okay, I never saw all this publicity that you are talking about. What I did see, I just figured was the press dogging her heels and finding **** out. :shrug: And I just thought she was acting like a regular teen. But perhaps you know more about how much she seeks the publicity than I do?? I thought it was the press, not her flaunting who she slept with... :shrug:

[dissention]

okay, I never saw all this publicity that you are talking about. What I did see, I just figured was the press dogging her heels and finding **** out. :shrug: And I just thought she was acting like a regular teen. But perhaps you know more about how much she seeks the publicity than I do?? I thought it was the press, not her flaunting who she slept with... :shrug:

She's always all over the place flaunting her ****, it's gross. I, personally, think she's really messed up in the head, having to deal with her career and her crazy family. It comes across as her looking for attention and it's just depressing to watch. The boob job, dating older men before she was even legal, the skimpy clothes at every event, showing her crack all the time, slobbering all over strange men, etc. It all just makes me wonder if she's a very happy person. :shrug:

[amber]

She's always all over the place flaunting her ****, it's gross. I, personally, think she's really messed up in the head, having to deal with her career and her crazy family. It comes across as her looking for attention and it's just depressing to watch. The boob job, dating older men before she was even legal, the skimpy clothes at every event, showing her crack all the time, slobbering all over strange men, etc. It all just makes me wonder if she's a very happy person. :shrug:
Well, I'm sure she's not too happy right now - she's 18, her family sucks, and she's a Cancer :shrug: I dunno, what you've described - seems kinda normal, though by no means "well adjusted". Though, admittedly, I don't care about the skimpy clothes or the older men...slobbering in public? not so hot, though I may have done that before. Perhaps you're right, but also perhaps many people would do that, they just aren't constantly followed by press... :shrug: I see the point, though, that if I were famous, I would try to act with more decorum...but maybe not, if I was 18...anyways, I'm sure she'll come out of it ok, at least I hope so. Remember, she is 18, famous, rich, and hot... :shrug: what would you do???? :)

[dissention]

what would you do???? :)

I'd whip it out at every opportunity in private. :laugh: I just wouldn't be comfortable, at any age, giving myself a reputation for acting in that manner. Privately is one thing, but not when the whole world is watching my every move. I'd act tasteful and polite in public and leave the kinky **** for when I'm alone with people. :laugh:

[amber]

I'd whip it out at every opportunity in private. :laugh: I just wouldn't be comfortable, at any age, giving myself a reputation for acting in that manner. Privately is one thing, but not when the whole world is watching my every move. I'd act tasteful and polite in public and leave the kinky **** for when I'm alone with people. :laugh:
I understand, but for you and I, private would be in a restaurant, or any other jaunt. :shrug: Maybe she is just not used to, or doesn't give a flying f***, who is watching her?? I'm being devil's advocate, though. I tend to agree with you. But i've done stuff outside, and in public, that I wanted to do...and of course have had that luxury, which she doesn't, unfortunately. :shrug: I dunno, I see your point, but if I was her, (just like when I am me) i'd want to do whatever I want, whenever I want to. :) Don't worry, though, I see your point, I just don't think it's as serious or detrimental, or unnatural, I guess... :woohoo:

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

Ugh. I'd lick the toilet seat of a SaniCan before going near that 'ho. Her germs must be airborne by now. :laugh:

Oh, I found some great pics of Kate Beckinsale's HORRENDOUS new tit job! Wanna see 'em? The scars are as visible as the moon in a black sky.
I read an interview with her recently. She denies a boob job. She says she has stretch marks due to pregnancy... :rolleyes:

[amber]

I read an interview with her recently. She denies a boob job. She says she has stretch marks due to pregnancy... :rolleyes:
Well, unfortunately, in this case, she's a lying b****. :shrug: It's too bad chicks won't fess up, because I'd have a lot more respect for them if they did. I don't care if you think you need a tit job, just don't lie about it, for cripes sake! Hello! We don't care! fess up! everyone's doing it! And, P.S.? we can tell that you got one! We aren't blind! sheeb....so dumb..... :rolleyes: hello, you're an actress, everyone can see you! Hello?? We can see you.... :lol:

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

Well, unfortunately, in this case, she's a lying b****. :shrug: It's too bad chicks won't fess up, because I'd have a lot more respect for them if they did. I don't care if you think you need a tit job, just don't lie about it, for cripes sake! Hello! We don't care! fess up! everyone's doing it! And, P.S.? we can tell that you got one! We aren't blind! sheeb....so dumb..... :rolleyes: hello, you're an actress, everyone can see you! Hello?? We can see you.... :lol:
Victoria Beckham is just as bad. It is so obvious she has had a boob job because in earlier pictures she has next to nothing. And she got very skinny. She claims it's all down to good bras but quite how that works when she obviously isn't wearing a bra!

[amber]

Victoria Beckham is just as bad. It is so obvious she has had a boob job because in earlier pictures she has next to nothing. And she got very skinny. She claims it's all down to good bras but quite how that works when she obviously isn't wearing a bra!
I've never seen before and afters of her! But, to be devils advocate, wouldn't be hard to tell, cause she's had so many kids in such a short period of time? :confused:

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

I've never seen before and afters of her! But, to be devils advocate, wouldn't be hard to tell, cause she's had so many kids in such a short period of time? :confused:
The shape of them is a dead give away. I'll try to dig up some pictures...

[tynan88]

I am sorry, but even as personality ugly as she may be...Britney Spears is hella hot on the front cover of her Greatest Hits CD, It is either I am the only straight guy commenting, or I dunno...I still think she is hot there, maybe not without make up and stuff but she is glamorous I just don't get you guys poo-pooing her all the time.

[Serrart]

:lol:

He went on the radio and spilled the juicy bits two years ago, I believe.

:shocked: What an idiot. They're made for each other. :nod:

Romy

[ontheEdgeof17]

I am sorry, but even as personality ugly as she may be...Britney Spears is hella hot on the front cover of her Greatest Hits CD, It is either I am the only straight guy commenting, or I dunno...I still think she is hot there, maybe not without make up and stuff but she is glamorous I just don't get you guys poo-pooing her all the time.


The point is.....is that it is not her on the front cover. It's paint and effects that make her look that good. It's like saying a cartoon is sexy....it's not real.

[xdreamsunwindx]

I am sorry, but even as personality ugly as she may be...Britney Spears is hella hot on the front cover of her Greatest Hits CD, It is either I am the only straight guy commenting, or I dunno...I still think she is hot there, maybe not without make up and stuff but she is glamorous I just don't get you guys poo-pooing her all the time.

Body double'D! Airbrushing! Sex!

[dissention]

I read an interview with her recently. She denies a boob job. She says she has stretch marks due to pregnancy... :rolleyes:

What a liar. Those boobs are plastered to her chest, they're immobile. And the stretch marks are too big and abundant to be from her pregnancy. They're nasty.

[dissention]

I am sorry, but even as personality ugly as she may be...Britney Spears is hella hot on the front cover of her Greatest Hits CD, It is either I am the only straight guy commenting, or I dunno...I still think she is hot there, maybe not without make up and stuff but she is glamorous I just don't get you guys poo-pooing her all the time.

1. Too skinny.
2. Too young.
3. Looks like an alien.
4. Boob job.
5. Airbrushed.
6. Looks like she could be bought.

[GardenStateGirlie]

1. Too skinny.
2. Too young.
3. Looks like an alien.
4. Boob job.
5. Airbrushed.
6. Looks like she could be bought.

I just think she looks rather trashy. She's just a generic blonde with fake boobs and hair extensions. Take away the fact that she's famous and i'd dare say in the real world, people wouldn't give her a second look. JMO.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Didn't she have them taken out when she was pregnant with Cruz or something, only to have them put back in after the pregnancy?

Ouch. Are you serious??

[tynan88]

I just think she looks rather trashy. She's just a generic blonde with fake boobs and hair extensions. Take away the fact that she's famous and i'd dare say in the real world, people wouldn't give her a second look. JMO.

I would! :mad: :p :laugh:

[wondergirl9847]

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/starbritney032605.html

Britney Spears: Pregnant!

Friday March 25, 2005 10:00 PM ET

Britney Spears and her husband of seven months, Kevin Federline, are expecting a baby, Star can exclusively and definitively reveal!

The 23-year-old singer is three-months pregnant, according to sources close to the couple, and an official announcement confirming the happy news is expected to be released this weekend.

Sources say Britney has canceled all her future work engagements and is busy preparing for her new job - motherhood - when the baby arrives this fall.

Brit's made no secret of her desire to start a family since her marriage to Kevin Federline on Sept. 18 last year. Less than a month after the wedding, Britney was telling fans on her Web site, britneyspears.com, how she longed for a baby, saying, "Being married is GREAT and I can't wait to start my family!" Now it looks like her dream has finally come true.

A source close to the couple tells Star that Britney is already reading "What to Expect When You're Expecting," an advice manual for expectant moms by pregnancy and childcare writer Heidi Murkoff, and is eating for two with double helpings of everything.

"Brit is totally focused on being a mom," says the source. "She says it's the most important thing she's ever done in her life. From now until the baby comes, she says she's not going to do anything more strenuous than eat for two!"

Father-to-be Kevin, 27, already has two children by his ex, Moesha star Shar Jackson - Kori, 2, and Kaleb, 8 months.

"He calls Brit 'my lady-in-waiting,'" says the source. "Kevin knows he's not going to get a moment's peace from now until the baby comes. He says what he really enjoys about her pregnancy is chugging beers and telling Brit 'You can't have one!'"

Another source close to the couple says although the Britney and Kevin are keeping the pregnancy a secret, they're not fooling their friends and family. "Kevin's been acting funny," says the source. "But he won't explain why. Britney and Kevin have been planning how they would handle this if they found out she was pregnant - they'd keep it to themselves until she was at least three months along."

The week before her momentous announcement was expected, Britney was taking it easy, relaxing in Santa Monica's luxury beach hotel Le Merigot, where she's staying with Kevin for two weeks while their $7-million Malibu home is renovated.

She enjoyed a massage and then hit the eucalyptus sauna and steam room. But it looks like she's decided to get back in shape for her pregnancy too - splitting her daily workout between power-walking on the gym treadmill and yoga stretches. And after all that hard work, Brit ordered up some room service - fried calamari and shrimp cocktail, with extra roulade sauce. All that mayo is pretty fattening, Brit!

But then, we guess you're eating for two now.

[ChrystalGypsey]

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#2. On the thread about Stevie vs. Britney, the other day, I mentioned how gnarley her kids would be...I must be psychic or something... :distress: :distress: :distress:

[GardenStateGirlie]

I would! :mad: :p :laugh:

Some guys like that. You, my friend? one of those guys :nod: Fake tans and fake boobs. Yep. :p

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

I thought she admitted to having implants?

Didn't she have them taken out when she was pregnant with Cruz or something, only to have them put back in after the pregnancy?
Nope... she has never admitted to surgery.

[tynan88]

Well I mean I find those traits very attractive. They aren't the be all end all of a relationship by no means however, they are merely bonuses if you can get them BUT that said I would also be surprised if any STRAIGHT guy on here would say they wouldn't look twice....honestly.

I am just providing the truth, not what everyone thinks they should say.

[dissention]

Well I mean I find those traits very attractive. They aren't the be all end all of a relationship by no means however, they are merely bonuses if you can get them BUT that said I would also be surprised if any STRAIGHT guy on here would say they wouldn't look twice....honestly.

I am just providing the truth, not what everyone thinks they should say.

I'm into women and I wouldn't look at Hootchie Spears period. I'm not a fan of tanorexia or silicon knockers (ever seen them in the flesh?!), so you can have her. :laugh:

[Serrart]

I'm into women and I wouldn't look at Hootchie Spears period. I'm not a fan of tanorexia or silicon knockers (ever seen them in the flesh?!), so you can have her. :laugh:

Today I've watched a portion of a program with the parents of Spears, Aguilera, Knowles (I don't know why, it was oddly intriguing :p ), talking of their daughters' road to success... I have to say that to grow sane with people with them (especially Spears' mother and Beyonce's father :eek: ) would be an impossible mission for everyone.

Romy