Song titles that haven't become movies yet ... but should

[David]

Sally Go 'Round the Roses

Your Ma Said You Cried in Your Sleep Last Night

From the Indies to the Andes in His Undies

What Kind of a Noise Annoys an Oyster

Connie's Got Connections in Connecticut

[dissention]

A Song About Reconstituted Meat Byproducts

Push Push In the Bush

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Pretty Legs and Great Big Knockers

Your Perfume Is As Cheap As A Fish Tank With A Crack In It

All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down

Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend

I Love You More Than Gravel Up My Butt

The Dream Of The Urinary Incontinent Turtles

[ontheEdgeof17]

Sit On My Face, Stevie Nicks

[dissention]

Sit On My Face, Stevie Nicks

Not at this age.

[The Tower]

Not at this age.
Here we go again!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[HomerMcvie]

I Love You More Than Gravel Up My Butt
Now THAT's love! :lol:

[HomerMcvie]

Here we go again!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
What was that about Fairy farts?

[DrummerDeanna]

Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and my Monkey

Riders on the Storm (of the storm? lol...I don't even know)

[wondergirl9847]

Riders on the Storm (of the storm? lol...I don't even know)

I love that song. My fave from The Doors.

[GateandGarden]

Not at this age.I'm up for it. :laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

I'm up for it. :laugh:


That? was gross, Hillary. :p

[GateandGarden]

That? was gross, Hillary. :p:shrug: It's this weird mood I'm in. :laugh: And it's that I think Stevie is most attractive now than ever. :nod: I couldn't help myself. :p

[ontheEdgeof17]

:shrug: It's this weird mood I'm in. :laugh:


Also known as being horny? :laugh:

[GateandGarden]

Also known as being horny? :laugh:Okay, that too I guess. :o :laugh:

[amber]

Okay, that too I guess. :o :laugh:
don't worry, I didn't think it was gross... :)

[SuzeQuze]

don't worry, I didn't think it was gross... :)

Um, I don't think Curtis really did either. :laugh:

[chiliD]

"Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?"

[CreepingDeath]

'The Misinterpretation of Silence and It's Disatrous Consequences'

'Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity'

'The Glorious Liberation of The People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland By The Combined Forces of The United Territories of Europa'

'I've Got My Mojo Working and I Thought You'd Like To Know'

'All The Things You Could Be By Now If Sigmund Freud's Wife Was Your Mother'

'Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis'

'There's a Place in Hell for Me and My Friends'








Those titles are terrible :lol:

[dissention]

'Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis'

I never said that.

[GateandGarden]

I never said that.:rolleyes: :laugh:

[amber]

I never said that.
nor could you. ;)

[dissention]

nor could you. ;)

That's not what I was told earlier. ;)

[amber]

That's not what I was told earlier. ;)
hearsay, your honor. We have no proof this was said.... :cool: I ask the jury to disregard the alleged "magic penis" theory.... :laugh:

[GateandGarden]

A google search for bad country songs seems to garner some appropriate titles for this thread, though I wouldn't want these to be movies, I thought they were pretty funny.

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him?

I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better

There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

[dissention]

There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You

I? Would fall in love with anyone who said that to me.

[amber]

How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him?


You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I've actually heard "you're the reason are kids are ugly" :laugh:
But I love the "Over you, under him" one... :)

[DrummerDeanna]

A google search for bad country songs seems to garner some appropriate titles for this thread, though I wouldn't want these to be movies, I thought they were pretty funny.

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him?

I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better

There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly


:lol: :lol: :lol: OMG - those are perfection :laugh: My favorite is the I still miss you baby one - too. damn. funny.

[GypsySorcerer]

"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life" My favorite song title ever. :laugh: :p

[GateandGarden]

"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life" My favorite song title ever. :laugh: :p:laugh::lol::laugh: