Amber Vs. Dissention Pay per view poll

[seeker007nmss]

:laugh: Okay if there was a celebrity match between Amber and Dissention...who would win? (And NO amber can not use her chainsaw). :D

[amber]

I would kick his ass, but he would have better clothes.... :lol:
But why the fight? I like josh, I don't want to fight with him. Well, a round of boxing would be fun, but I just like boxing.... :laugh: :p

[dissention]

I would win. Because I just would. I'm fabulous. That's all.

[seeker007nmss]

OOOH Flannel VS. Fabulous! ;)

[xdreamsunwindx]

Dissention could more than likely kick MY ass, and I'm pretty wirey. So, yeah, Diss.

[dissention]

I would kick his ass, but he would have better clothes.... :lol:
But why the fight? I like josh, I don't want to fight with him. Well, a round of boxing would be fun, but I just like boxing.... :laugh: :p

Oy, boxing creeps me out. You're weird. o_O

Celebrity boxing on Fox, however, cracked my ass up. :laugh:

[seeker007nmss]

Dissention could more than likely kick MY ass, and I'm pretty wirey. So, yeah, Diss.


I Don't know.....Amber is pretty sneaky (from what I hear).... might have a few "surprises". :shocked:

[amber]

I Don't know.....Amber is pretty sneaky (from what I hear).... might have a few "surprises". :shocked:
sneaky? I'm like, the least sneaky person, ever. I am, however, very strong, athletic, and coordinated. So, right there, you have it. :cool:

[amber]

Oy, boxing creeps me out. You're weird. o_O

Celebrity boxing on Fox, however, cracked my ass up. :laugh:
I don't like to watch boxing, I like to box myself. I don't mean, box myself, more like box, myself. I just like sports, really, to play them.

[seeker007nmss]

I don't like to watch boxing, I like to box myself. I don't mean, box myself, more like box, myself. I just like sports, really, to play them.


See.....Sneaky....You WANT people to think you are NOT sneaky... I have heard the rumours about you in that bar........ :laugh:

[seeker007nmss]

Oy, boxing creeps me out. You're weird. o_O

Celebrity boxing on Fox, however, cracked my ass up. :laugh:


This would be more like Celebrity boxing....only with pillows and jello.... :p

[amber]

See.....Sneaky....You WANT people to think you are NOT sneaky... I have heard the rumours about you in that bar........ :laugh:
oh, yeah. You got me!!! Sneak, sneak, sneak, it's what i do... :laugh: :cool:
double O Amber, that's me.

[seeker007nmss]

oh, yeah. You got me!!! Sneak, sneak, sneak, it's what i do... :laugh: :cool:
double O Amber, that's me.


Yup we got you now. They don't call you the "OAKLAND AVENGER" for nothing. :cool:

[amber]

I'm backing Amber all the way
Josh is tall but Amber has the moves baby!
:laugh: :laugh:
Thank goodness you're not in, cause you'd win for sure. :cool:
"Can't track that ghost!" :cool: :laugh:
and, besides, you would destroy yourself to take us down. Can't argue with that kind of whoop ass! :cool:

[seeker007nmss]

Though, it may be close. Dissention is a Design Student afterall. hmmm.....

[seeker007nmss]

Are you saying you want to see Amber and Josh wrestling in jello?
:shocked:

It will be good for the ratings for the Pay-per-view. :D (if we make enough money we can get Stevie and Lindsey do a private concert for ledgies only.)

[dissention]

Though, it may be close. Dissention is a Design Student afterall. hmmm.....

Eh, you're right. I'd walk in, see her maple and chintz, and just die on the spot. She'd win by default.

[amber]

Eh, you're right. I'd walk in, see her maple and chintz, and just die on the spot. She'd win by default.
I would wear the GREEN dress I just got for an added advantage. :cool: :laugh:
maple and chintz? I don't think so! Yep, we all know the design students are the really tough ones.... :thumbsup:

[amber]

It will be good for the ratings for the Pay-per-view. :D (if we make enough money we can get Stevie and Lindsey do a private concert for ledgies only.)
I don't think many people would watch it. Unless Josh was wearing his bikini, of course....now we're talkin... :laugh:

[dissention]

I would wear the GREEN dress I just got for an added advantage. :cool: :laugh:
maple and chintz? I don't think so! Yep, we all know the design students are the really tough ones.... :thumbsup:

Oh yes, how silly of me. There would be some toile thrown into the mix, too, knowing you. If that doesn't send me to an early grave, I don't know what will. :shocked:

[dissention]

I don't think many people would watch it. Unless Josh was wearing his bikini, of course....now we're talkin... :laugh:

Considering I have testes, that would give you even more of an unfair advantage.

[seeker007nmss]

But the pillows would be extra fluffy. :p

[amber]

Oh yes, how silly of me. There would be some toile thrown into the mix, too, knowing you. If that doesn't send me to an early grave, I don't know what will. :shocked:
toile? I don't even know what that is, honey. Gimme some credit, I don't have bad taste, I just like green. :rolleyes: :laugh:

[seeker007nmss]

Should the jello have little grapes in them? or maybe marshmellows? :shrug: OOOH I know! Hospital jello! It's more springy! (With grapes AND marshmellows!)

[dissention]

Click at your own risk:

http://www.fashionfabricsclub.com/home/catalog_items.cfm?TypID=098&ViewBy=Types

That is the horror known as toile. I'd rather have Joey Buttafuccuo force himself on me than be subjected to that stuff.

[seeker007nmss]

Click at your own risk:

http://www.fashionfabricsclub.com/home/catalog_items.cfm?TypID=098&ViewBy=Types

That is the horror known as toile. I'd rather have Joey Buttafuccuo force himself on me than be subjected to that stuff.


Someone must like it. 30 swatches? Some $21.99 a yard? :shocked: Reminds me of old china patterns.

[amber]

Click at your own risk:

http://www.fashionfabricsclub.com/home/catalog_items.cfm?TypID=098&ViewBy=Types

That is the horror known as toile. I'd rather have Joey Buttafuccuo force himself on me than be subjected to that stuff.
*shudder, purge* at toile. *shudder* at Joey Buttafuccuo. yep, i see what you mean. I shuddered and barfed at toile, whereas I only shuddered at joey.

[amber]

Should the jello have little grapes in them? or maybe marshmellows? :shrug: OOOH I know! Hospital jello! It's more springy! (With grapes AND marshmellows!)
I vote for marshmallows. I like them, and Josh hates them. :p

[dissention]

Someone must like it. 30 swatches? Some $21.99 a yard? :shocked:

That's cheap for toile. Good quality toile will run you between $50-$70 a yard because it must be silk.

[seeker007nmss]

That's cheap for toile. Good quality toile will run you between $50-$70 a yard because it must be silk.


:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: good lord. :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

[amber]

Ah c'mon this one is gorgeous!

http://www.fashionfabricsclub.com/home/images/swatches/D203.600x600_thumb.gif

The red and yellow combine in such a beautiful way, like blood and urine.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :laugh:
ROTFL!!!!
Oh, and combined with the chicken?! You can't go wrong now!!! :lol:

[seeker007nmss]

Ah c'mon this one is gorgeous!

http://www.fashionfabricsclub.com/home/images/swatches/D203.600x600_thumb.gif

The red and yellow combine in such a beautiful way, like blood and urine.


OOOH Chickies and peeps. (They still remind me of old china patterns).

[seeker007nmss]

Ah but isn't that a rooster? Yes it's much more regal than a mere chicken.
I want my entire bedroom done in that fabric! It would be fabulous!


I bet you could do the bedspread and curtains too! Just think An entire Chicky - Blood and Urine room! (I think we should send the idea into one of those room makeover shows!) :p

[seeker007nmss]

No, I don't believe the good lord could have had anything to do with toile. It must be the work of the devil....

Is this one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

"The sky will turn black and fire shall rain down among them...and there shall be a Chicken pattern of the color of Blood and Urine..." Esekeule 12:6

[dissention]

Yes, the blood and urine room, enhanced by chickens, it's what everyone dreams of :)

Yup, I get hot just thinking about it.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

My vote is for dissention! :cool:

[seeker007nmss]

My vote is for dissention! :cool:


Did you consider the Marshmellows in the jello? Could be a major factor! :p

[Brwn_eyes0511]

:laugh: Did you consider the Marshmellows in the jello? Could be a major factor! :p

lol

[seeker007nmss]

I thought you would Josh. I bet I've given you some great design ideas tonight. I bet you're thinking "I never knew toile could be like this!"
Is toile short for toilet btw?

I think toile is french for "Blood and Urine Chicken design". I might be wrong though. :D

[dissention]

I thought you would Josh. I bet I've given you some great design ideas tonight. I bet you're thinking "I never knew toile could be like this!"
Is toile short for toilet btw?

:laugh: It certainly resembles the contents of a toilet.

I think I'll try blood and urine in a glaze sometime, Sharon. I'm curious as to what hue they would dry in.

[seeker007nmss]

:laugh: It certainly resembles the contents of a toilet.

I think I'll try blood and urine in a glaze sometime, Sharon. I'm curious as to what hue they would dry in.


probally an icky brown. But think of the smell! OOOH scratch and sniff wallpaper! :shocked:

[dissention]

probally an icky brown. But think of the smell! OOOH scratch and sniff wallpaper! :shocked:

Snozzberries!

[irishgrl]

whut means "hag?"

[dissention]

whut means "hag?"

Fag hag. ;)

[irishgrl]

the red herring girlfriend? actually, a girl could do a lot worse ya know....and we DO--everytime we fall for a sap's sob story. (we must have a stupid gene somewhere in our DNA strand)

[dissention]

the red herring girlfriend? actually, a girl could do a lot worse ya know....and we DO--everytime we fall for a sap's sob story. (we must have a stupid gene somewhere in our DNA strand)

No, that's a beard. :laugh: A fag hag is a chick who loves the company of gay men. Just ask Bette Midler.

[GateandGarden]

The stuff y'all get into. :laugh: I can't leave y'all alone. :laugh: Anyway, I voted for Amber. :woohoo:

But I have a question. At what point was it revealed to all that diss' name is Josh? I come on here one day and everyone's calling him Josh, and I couldn't believe I had missed that. So I jumped onto the Josh bandwagon too. :shrug:

[dissention]

The stuff y'all get into. :laugh: I can't leave y'all alone. :laugh: Anyway, I voted for Amber. :woohoo:

Ugh. :rolleyes: With her affection for beer and booze, I'd simply have to blow on her to make her fall over. :laugh: And she's a smoker, too!

But I have a question. At what point was it revealed to all that diss' name is Josh? I come on here one day and everyone's calling him Josh, and I couldn't believe I had missed that. So I jumped onto the Josh bandwagon too. :shrug:

Beats me, I don't remember that far back. My mind retains nothing. :lol:

[Moony]

Ugh. :rolleyes: With her affection for beer and booze, I'd simply have to blow on her to make her fall over. :laugh: And she's a smoker, too!

:mad: Jeeze diss, you make it sound like she's perpetually drunk. Not cool, man.

[dissention]

:mad: Jeeze diss, you make it sound like she's perpetually drunk. Not cool, man.

:laugh: Not at all, I was joking. I thought the whole tone of this thread was jovial.

[Moony]

:laugh: Not at all, I was joking. I thought the whole tone of this thread was jovial.
..maybe so, but I was offended on her behalf. I think people need to watch their words.

That's all.

[dissention]

..maybe so, but I was offended on her behalf. I think people need to watch their words.

That's all.

Oh well, no use crying over spilled milk. If she was offended, she has my apologies.

[xdreamsunwindx]

Yes, the blood and urine room, enhanced by chickens, it's what everyone dreams of :)

Aka the KFC slaughterhouse effect!

[Johnny Stew]

:laugh: Okay if there was a celebrity match between Amber and Dissention...who would win?I think David and Maddie... err, Josh and Amber... should just sleep together and get it over with!

Talk about sexual tension! :laugh: ;)

[estranged4life]

that would be as exciting as having a root-canal while having an anal probe...I call it a tie :nod:

[CreepingDeath]

I'll vote for Amber. Girl power and all that I guess. :rolleyes: :thumbsup:

[tuigirl]

I a'int bothered either way..no votes from me

[Serrart]

:laugh: Okay if there was a celebrity match between Amber and Dissention...who would win? (And NO amber can not use her chainsaw). :D

Amber, definitely. She knows his weaks spots, and when girls have that advantage... :D

Romy

[SuzeQuze]

Amber fo' sho. Sorry Josh but you just don't strike me as "tough" while Amber does. :laugh:

Where do we get tickets? I want to be ringside.

AMBER SHOW NO MERCY!

:lol:

[ryan8472]

What spurred this thread?! :laugh:

How could I ever choose between two of my most favorite people in the world? It'd be a split.

Is there something going on between you two? :shrug:

[seeker007nmss]

What spurred this thread?! :laugh:

How could I ever choose between two of my most favorite people in the world? It'd be a split.

Is there something going on between you two? :shrug:


Nah it's all in FUN! Everyone was on the other day, and I was teasing...... :p (Actually I didn't want to do laundry and this seemed a good way to put it off) :laugh:

[Brwn_eyes0511]

:laugh: Not at all, I was joking. I thought the whole tone of this thread was jovial.

I thought it was funny dissention! lol...oh well.

[skcin]

:mad: Jeeze diss, you make it sound like she's perpetually drunk. Not cool, man.


Wait - so she's not perpetually drunk? :eek:

I keed, I keed. Of course she's not drunk all the time. You can't rollerblade very well if you're drunk!

But drunk or not, Diss could probably take her. :nod: Sorry, Amby. :shrug:

BTW - speaking of blood & urine in design (never thought that would come up) some chick called the office the other day to ask us if we would draw her blood & give it to her so she could use it in an art project. Due to infection control (and other issues, I'm sure) we had to tell her no.

[DrummerDeanna]

I still have your back, Josh!!!@!#$!@!1 I think he'd be more scrappy. And come on. LEATHER. PANTS. You can't beat leather pants. The ultimate sign of TEH EVILZ0RZ. Like on Buffy, when Angel went all soulless and became Angelus? Surprise. He wore Leather Pants. Because he was EVIL.

Woot.


Scrappy :laugh: There's a word that just isn't used enough lol....

Anyway - my vote goes to Amber :laugh: - though it's really a tough call....Dissention does seem a little scary lol...I sure wouldn't want to meet either of them in a dark alley :p :xoxo:

[dissention]

BTW - speaking of blood & urine in design (never thought that would come up) some chick called the office the other day to ask us if we would draw her blood & give it to her so she could use it in an art project. Due to infection control (and other issues, I'm sure) we had to tell her no.

You're kidding! :lol::lol::lol:

You would think that loons like that would just cut the tip of their finger or something, of course a hospital is not going to take your blood and give it back to you to use at your leisure. :laugh:

[seeker007nmss]

BTW - speaking of blood & urine in design (never thought that would come up) some chick called the office the other day to ask us if we would draw her blood & give it to her so she could use it in an art project. Due to infection control (and other issues, I'm sure) we had to tell her no.


Maybe she was painting a chicken? (she probally had the urine already) :shrug:

[skcin]

You're kidding! :lol::lol::lol:

You would think that loons like that would just cut the tip of their finger or something, of course a hospital is not going to take your blood and give it back to you to use at your leisure. :laugh:


Nope. Dead serious. She got all pissed off & everything. We've been instructed to call the medical director if she calls again. :laugh:

I wanted to say "you know, you could just slit your wrists & bleed all over your project & not bother coming all the way in here." But I quickly determined that it might be inappropriate to tell her that. :cool: