DrummerDeanna
03-01-2005, 08:54 PM
I couldn't remember which thread sporks came up in - and rather than search through a bunch on my crappy dial-up connection I just thought I'd start a new and pointless thread for this :D
Here is the Spork song my friend Marilee wrote - well she didn't write the song - just the lyrics - it's actually an old church hymn - can't remember which one...but here's the song:
Sporkiness
Lyrics by Marilee K.
Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for.
Sporkiness is what I need.
Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me.
So take this spork, impress it
Take my spork, play chess with it.
Take this spork, bench press it
‘Cause you’re, ‘cause you’re that strong
Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for.
Sporkiness is what I need.
Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me.
So take my spork, and dress it.
Take this spork, and bless it.
Take that spork, unless it’s
not yours, not yours. Oh Lord.
Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for.
Sporkiness is what I need.
Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me.
Take this spork caress it
take this spork, undress it
Take this spork, Zac Cress thinks,
it’s porn, it’s porn
Maybe it is.
He thinks it’s porn, it’s porn,
and it is.
Here is the Spork song my friend Marilee wrote - well she didn't write the song - just the lyrics - it's actually an old church hymn - can't remember which one...but here's the song:
Sporkiness
Lyrics by Marilee K.
Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for.
Sporkiness is what I need.
Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me.
So take this spork, impress it
Take my spork, play chess with it.
Take this spork, bench press it
‘Cause you’re, ‘cause you’re that strong
Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for.
Sporkiness is what I need.
Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me.
So take my spork, and dress it.
Take this spork, and bless it.
Take that spork, unless it’s
not yours, not yours. Oh Lord.
Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for.
Sporkiness is what I need.
Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me.
Take this spork caress it
take this spork, undress it
Take this spork, Zac Cress thinks,
it’s porn, it’s porn
Maybe it is.
He thinks it’s porn, it’s porn,
and it is.