Ouuuuch.

[EnchantedSLN]

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Thu Feb 10, 9:56 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=2&u=/nm/crime_britain_testicle_dc

:shocked:

[wondergirl9847]

Ew....just.....ew. :shocked:

[dissention]

As a man with his own testicles, I cringed and grabbed my nether-regions. Ouch. :shocked:

[heyjupiter678]

:shocked: Yikes. :shudders:

:o

[EnchantedSLN]

As a man with his own testicles,

As opposed to someone else's?

[dissention]

As opposed to someone else's?

:laugh: You never know! They do have testicle implants these days. *shudders*

Ever read Ask Isadora? My word, even I learn new things from that filthy column.

[strandinthewind]

:laugh: You never know! They do have testicle implants these days. *shudders*

Ever read Ask Isadora? My word, even I learn new things from that filthy column.

yes they do http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/en.asp?TopicID=102&AreaID=1069&LinkID=672

CANCER OF THE TESTICLE

Any lump or abnormality in the testicles or scrotum needs to be seen by a family doctor and, if appropriate, by a hospital specialist – remember, most lumps are not cancer.

A specialist will ask questions, perform an examination and organise tests. The first test is usually an ultrasound scan (sound waves transmitted through the testicles showing what they look like on the inside). This scan can usually distinguish cancer lumps from other, benign (non-cancerous) lumps.

Some cancers of the testicle produce chemicals and release them into the blood stream. These chemicals are called tumour markers, the main ones being alpha fetoprotein (AFP) and beta human chorionic gonadotrophin (BHCG). If present, they can help detect cancer spread, the effect of treatment and, later on, whether or not the cancer has come back.

As with many cancers, the best way to diagnose testicular cancer is with an operation. With the patient under a general anaesthetic, a surgeon called a urologist will look at the testicle through an incision in the groin (as for a hernia). If the testicle looks as though it has cancer, or if a small tissue sample is removed (biopsy), looked at under a microscope and confirmed to be cancer, the testicle is removed. This operation is called an orchidectomy.

A fake testicle called a prosthesis or implant, similar to the one removed, can be inserted in the same operation. A pathologist then examines the removed testicle under a microscope to see what type of cancer cells it has. There are two major types of testicular cancers, seminomas (more common in 25-55 year-olds, and teratomas (usually affecting younger men. It is important for treatment to know what kind they are.

If the operation confirms cancer, then other special tests are needed to look for spread. A chest X-ray to look at the lungs and a computerised tomography scan (CT scan) to look at the lymph glands in the abdomen and chest are performed. It is likely to take a week or two to get all the results and to see the specialist for advice on treatment.

[dissention]

yes they do http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/en.asp?TopicID=102&AreaID=1069&LinkID=672

I know this, you don't have to go into more detail, darling. :laugh: The thought makes me cringe like you wouldn't believe. That's the most sensitive area, you feel discomfort when the wind blows the wrong way. :laugh:

[EnchantedSLN]

Did you know they have them for dogs, too? :lol:

[dissention]

Did you know they have them for dogs, too? :lol:

:laugh:

Because dogs just wouldn't feel masculine enough without 'em. :rolleyes: The real kicker is when guys get them because they feel theirs are too small. Good christ.

[sparky]

Did you know they have them for dogs, too? :lol:

Let's hear it for the NEUTICALS !

My favorite word of the last few years.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Thu Feb 10, 9:56 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=2&u=/nm/crime_britain_testicle_dc

:shocked:

:confused: :eek: WOW! Thats ummm...WOW! All the guys on this forum join me in one big! OUUUUUCHHHH!

[Johnny Stew]

Let's hear it for the NEUTICALS !

:laugh:

That was my favorite Denise Williams song! :laugh:

[amber]

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Thu Feb 10, 9:56 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=2&u=/nm/crime_britain_testicle_dc

:shocked:
Holy Sick and Wrong, Bat Girl!
Eartha?

[DrummerDeanna]

Ew....just.....ew. :shocked:


I'm just going to have to second that...*shudder*

[Miss Vicky]

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."


Holy s**t! Umm.... maybe it's just me, but if you're pissed at your husband because he won't have sex, doesn't ripping out his testicle kind of defeat the whole thing? And putting it in your mouth???? Blech! :eek:

[GateandGarden]

Holy s**t! Umm.... maybe it's just me, but if you're pissed at your husband because he won't have sex, doesn't ripping out his testicle kind of defeat the whole thing? And putting it in your mouth???? Blech! :eek:Yeah, I was thinking that, too! :laugh: And also the same sentiment others have expressed, the general EWWWWWWWWWWW. :shocked: