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irishgrl
02-04-2005, 06:12 PM
Im mighty proud of this and thought I'd give it its own thread. Neener.

a fable:

Once upon a time in Some Other Universe, a Scary OvalOffice Underling was sitting at a big brown desk with cigar stains when in walks The Cheny Monster who barked: Stand Outside Ugly!. Well, as you may imagine, this caused Stammersprechen of Uberfuhrer, whose Stinky Old Underwear just created Stench Olfactory Ughain! "Screwall Of Us," he thought. "Theres a Simpleton in Office Unfortunately!" He decided then and there not to let the Spewmeisters Oratory Ugliness get to him! He marched right back into the room and said "Shaddap Olready, Ugh!" Alas, for our intrepid Bumbler who was Stuck on Useless, The Cheny Monster had already left to have his daily lunch of Minute Rice and spam.
the end.