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DrummerDeanna
01-11-2005, 05:03 PM
So in a spinoff to the movies everyone loves but you hate...

What are some bad movies that you actually enjoy?

Some of mine:

**Dirty Dancing - okay I'm sorry it's a bad movie. Bad dialouge, bad story - but I LOVE it lol
**Mannequin - ONe of my favorite 80's movies
**Encino Man and Son-in-Law - lol...I don't know why - I always liked those movies
**Ghostbusters 2 - I like it better than the first -used to watch it literally every single day when I was in 5th grade lol...

ryan8472
01-11-2005, 05:06 PM
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

dissention
01-11-2005, 05:10 PM
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I got that for a buck at Virgin before Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DrummerDeanna
01-11-2005, 05:11 PM
I've never even heard of that movie- but it sure sounds like a real winner :laugh:

Which reminds me - there's also a bad 80's movie I think it's called "Santa Clause the Movie" - it's got Dudley Moore in it as an elf - I love that movie as well :nod:

amber
01-11-2005, 05:12 PM
The Faculty. Love it.

dissention
01-11-2005, 05:15 PM
Let's see...

They Live
Killer Klowns From Outer Space (popcorn monsters!)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)
Willard
Drowning Mona
Cecil B. Demented
Anything with Whoopi :laugh:
Born Yesterday (remake with Melanie Griffith)
Cherry 2000
Tales From the Darkside: The Movie
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
The Statement
Midnight In the Garden of Good and Evil

I dare anyone to list Catwoman. :laugh:

DrummerDeanna
01-11-2005, 05:18 PM
I dare anyone to list Catwoman. :laugh:

Did anyone actually see that!?!

ryan8472
01-11-2005, 05:18 PM
Let's see...

They Live
Killer Klowns From Outer Space (popcorn monsters!)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)
Willard
Drowning Mona
Cecil B. Demented
Anything with Whoopi :laugh:
Born Yesterday (remake with Melanie Griffith)
Cherry 2000
Tales From the Darkside: The Movie
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
The Statement
Midnight In the Garden of Good and Evil

I dare anyone to list Catwoman. :laugh:
I never saw Catwoman. I did, unfortunately see Batman & Robin :eek:

dissention
01-11-2005, 05:20 PM
I never saw Catwoman. I did, unfortunately see Batman & Robin :eek:

:eek: Me, too.

Alicia Silverstone in leather. I couldn't get an erection for weeks.

ryan8472
01-11-2005, 05:22 PM
:eek: Me, too.

Alicia Silverstone in leather. I couldn't get an erection for weeks.
Uma wasn't too thrilling either.

dissention
01-11-2005, 05:23 PM
Did anyone actually see that!?!

I doubt it. Berry looked like a first-time dominatrix and Sharon Stone looked like she'd been locked in a basement for months without any sunlight. Gawd, one was nominated for an Oscar, the other one won an Oscar. Who would have guessed?

dissention
01-11-2005, 05:25 PM
Uma wasn't too thrilling either.

Ugh, green was not that girls color. She looked like a pea-soup nightmare.

How they went so wrong after having Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Nicole Kidman in the other ones is beyond me.

DrummerDeanna
01-11-2005, 05:25 PM
Let's see...

Born Yesterday (remake with Melanie Griffith)
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion




First off - LOVE Romy and Michelle lol...

And BY reminds me of another addition to my list:

Milk Money with Melanie Griffith and Ed Harris

dissention
01-11-2005, 05:29 PM
First off - LOVE Romy and Michelle lol...

And BY reminds me of another addition to my list:

Milk Money with Melanie Griffith and Ed Harris

I kind of like that movie, even though it's ridiculous. It's fun fluff. :thumbsup:

hayley
01-11-2005, 06:00 PM
Okay, now this is so totally my kind of list.

Romy & Michelle's
Milk Money (it's soooo bad, and I watch it everytime it's on)
Never Been Kissed
Ever After
Son-in-Law
Valley Girl
Flashdance
Showgirls
Cruel Intentions
The Peanut Butter Solution
Swing Shift
Overboard
Exit to Eden
Simply Irresistible
Tin Cup
Drop Dead Fred
Untamed Heart
While You Were Sleeping
Sabrina (new version)
Pump up the Volume
You've Got Mail
French Kiss
I.Q.
Dirty Dancing

Clearly, I have a thing for fluff. Preferably cheesy romantic comedy fluff.

DeadliestPoison
01-11-2005, 06:06 PM
I loooovvveeee Romy & Michelle.

But my biggest guilty pleasure?

Spice World. I have no shame.

Serrart
01-11-2005, 06:08 PM
Let's see...

Anything with Whoopi :laugh:
Born Yesterday (remake with Melanie Griffith)
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
The Statement
Midnight In the Garden of Good and Evil

I liked those too, and:
The Shadow
The Getaway (remake with Baldwin and Basinger)
U Turn
Jimmy Hollywood
Space Truckers
Hollow Point
Outbreak
S.F.W
The Ref
Blown Away

Romy

DrummerDeanna
01-11-2005, 06:11 PM
Exit to Eden
Untamed Heart
While You Were Sleeping
You've Got Mail


Exit to Eden - wow didn't know anyone actually liked that one :laugh:

And Untamed Heart - love that movie...

The other two...I didn't know those were considered bad lol - I LOVE those movies...

I'm way into fluff too though - I like a nice fluffy movie :nod:

dissention
01-11-2005, 06:17 PM
Showgirls
The Peanut Butter Solution
Swing Shift
Overboard
Exit to Eden
Drop Dead Fred
Untamed Heart
While You Were Sleeping
Pump up the Volume

Oh my word, we were separated at birth. :laugh:

I love ALL of those movies. Got Swing Shift for Christmas, too. :D Love Christine Lahti in that one.

Exit To Eden, my god. I saw that when I was 14 in the theater. I didn't know if I was gay or straight after seeing Rosie in bondage gear. And Iman? Was a hoot.

hayley
01-11-2005, 06:18 PM
Exit to Eden - wow didn't know anyone actually liked that one :laugh:

And Untamed Heart - love that movie...

The other two...I didn't know those were considered bad lol - I LOVE those movies...

I'm way into fluff too though - I like a nice fluffy movie :nod:

Exit to Eden is SO bad that it makes me laugh like a maniac... it's painful. The acting, especially Dana Delaney and her love slave... so bad so bad so bad, and I love them. I guess it's more a trainwreck for me- whenever it's on, I can't look away.

You've Got Mail & While You Were Sleeping are totally bad. But in the best way.

dissention
01-11-2005, 06:18 PM
The Ref

I didn't know that was considered a bad movie, I thought it was fabulous. One of the funniest I've ever seen. Glynnis Johns as the mother was pure evil. Spacey and Davis seemed so believable, too.

ontheEdgeof17
01-11-2005, 06:18 PM
I loooovvveeee Romy & Michelle.

But my biggest guilty pleasure?

Spice World. I have no shame.


GIRL POWER! :makes peace sign:

hayley
01-11-2005, 06:19 PM
Oh my word, we were separated at birth. :laugh:

I love ALL of those movies. Got Swing Shift for Christmas, too. :D Love Christine Lahti in that one.

Exit To Eden, my god. I saw that when I was 14 in the theater. I didn't know if I was gay or straight after seeing Rosie in bondage gear. And Iman? Was a hoot.

Dude, hardly anyone even remembers Swing Shift!! I love it. Have you watched any of Jack and Bobby? Christine Lahti is banging Bradley Cooper (Will from Alias) and it compels me for some reason.

And you've seen the Peanut Butter Solution?!?!?!

dissention
01-11-2005, 06:19 PM
Exit to Eden is SO bad that it makes me laugh like a maniac... it's painful. The acting, especially Dana Delaney and her love slave... so bad so bad so bad, and I love them. I guess it's more a trainwreck for me- whenever it's on, I can't look away.

Did you watch it all the way through until the credits were finished so that you could hear Rosie's impression of Iman? :rolleyes: :laugh:

Gawd, one of the worst movies ever made. I mean, it's Ishtar bad.

dissention
01-11-2005, 06:22 PM
Dude, hardly anyone even remembers Swing Shift!! I love it. Have you watched any of Jack and Bobby? Christine Lahti is banging Bradley Cooper (Will from Alias) and it compels me for some reason.

And you've seen the Peanut Butter Solution?!?!?!

I've seen it a few times and think she's fab in it. But she's ALWAYS good. They desperately need to bring back Cooper to Alias, though.

Of course I've seen the Peanut Butter Solution, I own it. :xoxo: I love all the old 80s kids flicks, I grew up with them. Ever seen The Land of Faraway with Christian Bale and Timothy Bottoms? I LOVE that one. I even own Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie. :eek: Let's see, what about Kidco? Or The Purple People Eater?

DrummerDeanna
01-11-2005, 06:25 PM
Just thought of another - Newsies :laugh: LOVE it

SuzeQuze
01-11-2005, 06:29 PM
Exit to Eden - wow didn't know anyone actually liked that one :laugh:

And Untamed Heart - love that movie...

The other two...I didn't know those were considered bad lol - I LOVE those movies...

I'm way into fluff too though - I like a nice fluffy movie :nod:

Me too, give me a movie on top of my cocoa, please. Mmmmmm... cocoa. :laugh:

I love 16 Candles, Practical Magic, Dodgeball, Liar Liar, Hope Floats... thinking too... hard ;)

Serrart
01-11-2005, 06:45 PM
I didn't know that was considered a bad movie, I thought it was fabulous. One of the funniest I've ever seen. Glynnis Johns as the mother was pure evil. Spacey and Davis seemed so believable, too.

I consider it a very funny movie too but the reviews I had read weren't flattering. :shrug:

Romy

GypsySorcerer
01-11-2005, 06:52 PM
I love Romy and Michele too. :thumbsup:

Dodgeball
The Sweetest Thing
Message in a Bottle
Sweet Home Alabama

dissention
01-11-2005, 06:53 PM
I consider it a very funny movie too but the reviews I had read weren't flattering. :shrug:

Romy

Eh, American critics adore swill like A Beautiful Mind and Forrest Gump, so I never listen to them. :laugh:

David
01-11-2005, 07:20 PM
It's hard to explain why some bad movies are entertaining while others just suck. I love all these movies.

Robot Monster (The worst movie ever made, as far as I can tell -- the "Mime of Love" scene is one I will take to my grave)

Voyage Into Space (a CLASSIC piece of **** -- do you remember little schoolboy Johnny Sokko, in his shorts & suspenders, who commands Giant Robot to beat up the bad guys by speaking into his watch?)

The Incredible Mr. Limpet (Loved it as a child & still do -- it's perfect for newfangled postmodern interpretations)

Babes in Toyland (Disney junk but I love it)

Million Dollar Legs (Probably the worst movie W.C. Fields ever made, but still a hoot -- although you laugh at it as often as you laugh with it)

It's Pat (One of the damnedest things I've ever seen)

Another Man's Poison (Bette Davis & Co. on the English moors)

Slightly Scarlet (Noir with plenty of howlers)

The Poseidon Adventure/The Towering Inferno/Earthquake (Watching people die in large numbers is very amusing in a typical Irwin Allen production)

War of the Gargantua (My personal pick of the men-in-rubber-suits-attack-Tokyo genre. This one features a camp classic moment: Sophisticated lounge singer aboard a cruise ship singing "The Words Get Stuck in My Throat," only to be gobbled up seconds later by the sea monster, which spits out her clothes after consuming her flesh)

Detour (A noir classic, & a damned fun movie to watch; but it's baaad . . . it's like a spoof of a parody of a pastiche of noir conventions)

All Fall Down (More post-Freudian stuff from William Inge)

Valley of the Dolls (Vapid & hysterical, this mess has something to do with pill-popping young women who claw their way to the top of the entertainment profession, only to plummet back to Earth in a fireball. There are scenes of supreme, howlingly painful badness that will live forever)

National Lampoon's Senior Trip (unfortunately, less fun than a lot of the other stupendously bad movies, but Rob Moore shines)

Splendor in the Grass (Freudian camp about adolescents who don't get enough sex & who subsequently go insane -- as one critic said, "the old corn, fermented in a new way")

Naked Gun, etc.

Plan 9 from Outer Space (nicely representative of Ed Wood's oeuvre)

The Thief of Baghdad (Steve Reeves version)

Balalaika (Nelson Eddy in a flop operetta -- best howler number is "Ride, Cossack, Ride")

The Star (Great Bette Davis tantrum -- Sterling Hayden gets it this time)

Beyond the Forest (Bette Davis, sweating from pent-up sexuality, swings her hips around & growls "What a dump!")

Naughty Marietta (Entertaining atrocity with Jeanette Macdonald & Nelson Eddy -- when those two profiles come together singing "Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life," it's peerless)

Isle of the Dead (Val Lewton at low -- very low -- ebb)

amber
01-11-2005, 07:25 PM
Beyond the Forest (Bette Davis, sweating from pent-up sexuality, swings her hips around & growls "What a dump!")

Thank you!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

gldstwmn
01-11-2005, 07:26 PM
I've said this before. Showgirls :laugh:

GypsySorcerer
01-11-2005, 07:32 PM
Splendor in the Grass (Freudian camp about adolescents who don't get enough sex & who subsequently go insane -- as one critic said, "the old corn, fermented in a new way")




I LOVE Splendor! "I'm a good little, good little, good little girl!"

amber
01-11-2005, 07:33 PM
I LOVE Splendor! "I'm a good little, good little, good little girl!"
I liked Splendor, too, but it was irritating, of course. I just really love Natalie Wood... :p

dissention
01-11-2005, 07:34 PM
Voyage Into Space (a CLASSIC piece of **** -- do you remember little schoolboy Johnny Sokko, in his shorts & suspenders, who commands Giant Robot to beat up the bad guys by speaking into his watch?)

Valley of the Dolls (Vapid & hysterical, this mess has something to do with pill-popping young women who claw their way to the top of the entertainment profession, only to plummet back to Earth in a fireball. There are scenes of supreme, howlingly painful badness that will live forever)

Naughty Marietta (Entertaining atrocity with Jeanette Macdonald & Nelson Eddy -- when those two profiles come together singing "Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life," it's peerless)

Isle of the Dead (Val Lewton at low -- very low -- ebb)

Voyage Into Space is just a few episodes of the TV series stitched together. The actual episodes were even worse than the "movie." Lord, was that bad.

If it wasn't for "Sweet Mysteries of Life, " Naughty Marietta would be unwatchable. And Frank Morgan is at his most obnoxious in every one of his scenes.

Jason Robards alone made Isle of the Dead unwatchable, but it's worth watching at least once for the ridiculous dialogue. Hilariously bad but incredibly entertaining. No wonder horror films get bad raps, though.

If you thought Valley of the Dolls was a hoot, you should check out Russ Meyer's "sequel," Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. That hack Roger Ebert even co-wrote it. Valley of the Dolls still wasn't anywhere near as campy, trashy, or hilariously bad as the book. But it is only rated PG, after all.

dissention
01-11-2005, 07:37 PM
I LOVE Splendor! "I'm a good little, good little, good little girl!"

Wood was good, but my god, Kazan certainly hit a new low with that one. Loved when Wood exclaimed that she wasn't "spoiled." :laugh:

ryan8472
01-11-2005, 07:37 PM
I loooovvveeee Romy & Michelle.

But my biggest guilty pleasure?

Spice World. I have no shame.
OH.MY.GOD. I love Spice World!!!!!!! :laugh: :thumbsup:

"When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the line of darkness. Whether they are clean or not." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

GypsySorcerer
01-11-2005, 07:51 PM
Wood was good, but my god, Kazan certainly hit a new low with that one. Loved when Wood exclaimed that she wasn't "spoiled." :laugh:

:laugh:

"I'm a lovely, virginal creature who wouldn't think of being spoiled." I can quote that movie almost in its entirety. :eek:

dissention
01-11-2005, 07:58 PM
:laugh:

"I'm a lovely, virginal creature who wouldn't think of being spoiled." I can quote that movie almost in its entirety. :eek:

:laugh:

She obviously didn't read the script before signing on the dotted line. That movie is so awful it's good. :nod:

amber
01-11-2005, 08:01 PM
:laugh:

She obviously didn't read the script before signing on the dotted line. That movie is so awful it's good. :nod:
I don't think it was as awful for back then...
I think she was thinking..."good part!"

GypsySorcerer
01-11-2005, 08:02 PM
:laugh:

She obviously didn't read the script before signing on the dotted line. That movie is so awful it's good. :nod:

From what I've read, it was easy for her to play the daughter of an evil bitch. :lol:

Did you see that TV movie that was based on her sister's biography of her? It aired last spring....talk about campy trash. She was gorgeous, though. :nod:

dissention
01-11-2005, 08:06 PM
I don't think it was as awful for back then...
I think she was thinking..."good part!"

Well, that's what Patty Duke thought about the Neely O'Hara part in "Valley of the Dolls." :laugh:

DeadliestPoison
01-11-2005, 08:06 PM
OH.MY.GOD. I love Spice World!!!!!!! :laugh: :thumbsup:

"When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the line of darkness. Whether they are clean or not." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Bitch, plz. :rolleyes:

The Chess Scene totally beats that one.

Geri: Check!
Melanie: What d'you mean "check"?
Geri: I mean, check; my bishop's got your king.
Melanie: Where?
Geri: There! You've either got to move it in front, or move it out of the way.
Melanie: Well I'll move that fairground horse to there. Sort that out!
Geri: You can't *do* that!
Melanie: Sez who?
Geri: Says Mr. Chess! It's been in the rules for thousands of years!
Melanie: Well I'm gonna break the rules and set this little fairground horse free amonst all these little square fields, like that. There!
Geri: I'm gonna slap you in a minute!
Melanie: [makes I AINT SKEERD face]

I miss those girls. That movie's so over the top and campy it's great. Seriously. I need to buy that movie, yo.

And yes, I did see it in theaters. :P

EDIT - And I have honestly said this in conversation:
Okay, girls, that was absolutely perfect without... really being any good at all.

Hee. <3

dissention
01-11-2005, 08:07 PM
From what I've read, it was easy for her to play the daughter of an evil bitch. :lol:

Did you see that TV movie that was based on her sister's biography of her? It aired last spring....talk about campy trash. She was gorgeous, though. :nod:

No, I didn't. I saw the True Hollywood Story about her death and it smells fishy to me.

GypsySorcerer
01-11-2005, 08:10 PM
No, I didn't. I saw the True Hollywood Story about her death and it smells fishy to me.

It was called "Natasha," I think. If you could find it cheap on ebay or half.com, I'd recommend it for entertaining viewing based solely on the camp factor. :wavey: :xoxo:

amber
01-11-2005, 08:56 PM
No, I didn't. I saw the True Hollywood Story about her death and it smells fishy to me.
Me, too. Waaaay fishy. waaay. I hate to think that Walken had anything to do with it... :( Do you think Walken and Mr. Hart to Hart were having an affair? (not saying i think that would be related to her death.)
Also - I never heard she was a bizatch in real life.
Also - You can hardly compare Patty Duke's career with Natalie Woods :rolleyes: ...I can see why Ms. Duke thought that was a great part. Plus, it was what - a good 10 years after Splendor? I shuddered that you compared them... :shocked:
Oh yeah, wanna add one...
ISHTAR!!!! that's right, bitches... :laugh: Not even half as bad as some of the movies named here... :D

hayley
01-11-2005, 09:12 PM
oooh! oooh! Someone mentioned The Sweetest Thing. That is my favoritest movie ever.

What's up with you?
Nuthin'. What's up with you?
Nuthin'. What's up with you?
Nuthin'. What's up with you?

BTW. Am boggled David has any idea what "It's Pat" is, let alone considers it a guilty pleasure.

DeadliestPoison
01-11-2005, 09:16 PM
oooh! oooh! Someone mentioned The Sweetest Thing. That is my favoritest movie ever.

What's up with you?
Nuthin'. What's up with you?
Nuthin'. What's up with you?
Nuthin'. What's up with you?
Look! It's Jesus! :laugh:

BTW. Am boggled David has any idea what "It's Pat" is, let alone considers it a guilty pleasure.
Word. I saw that and instantly decided he was joking throughout the whole post. But who knows. Oh, you crazy Dave. :wavey:

GateandGarden
01-11-2005, 09:18 PM
I did, unfortunately see Batman & Robin :eek:I am really sorry about that. :laugh:

GateandGarden
01-11-2005, 09:24 PM
Weird Al's UHF, one of my faves and no one else seems to think it's funny :nod:

CelticGypsy
01-11-2005, 09:27 PM
All of those terrible "Vacation" movies with Chevy Chase. :laugh: Gotta love "Holiday Road" being in it too.

SGT Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band movie with Bee Gees and Peter Frampton. Yes, it is corny but I like the music and any chance to see Barry Gibb in anythng is okay by me :xoxo:

"Overboard" Love Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell ;)

Anything with Doris Day and Cary Grant or Rock Hudson in same movie.

Love "A Knight's Tale" so much :laugh: :laugh: I think I have seen this one about five times in the last two weeks.

"Hawks" with Timothy Dalton, odd movie but a tearjerker.

"Rocky Horror Picture Show"..........even grandma's can love this movie after getting over the initial shock of seeing it for the first time :eek: :eek: :laugh:

markolas
01-11-2005, 10:03 PM
Anything with Whoopi :laugh:

Oh, yes...

Jumpin' Jack Flash and Burglar are two of my faves :D

dissention
01-11-2005, 10:07 PM
Oh, yes...

Jumpin' Jack Flash and Burglar are two of my faves :D

What is it with you?! You think every time there's a black woman down on the pier it has to do with her pimp and a john?! You think I'm down there givin' blow jobs to goldfish?!

Jumpin' Jack Flash = Funniest. Movie. Evah.

dissention
01-11-2005, 10:11 PM
Also - You can hardly compare Patty Duke's career with Natalie Woods :rolleyes: ...I can see why Ms. Duke thought that was a great part. Plus, it was what - a good 10 years after Splendor? I shuddered that you compared them... :shocked:
Oh yeah, wanna add one...
ISHTAR!!!! that's right, bitches... :laugh: Not even half as bad as some of the movies named here... :D

I wasn't comparing their careers, I was comparing their choice of parts. And Valley was in '67, six years after Splendor. ;)

And Ishtar? Blows chunks. :laugh: I'm a HUGE Elaine May fan and even I can't find a redeeming quality about it. :laugh:

amber
01-11-2005, 10:56 PM
I wasn't comparing their careers, I was comparing their choice of parts. And Valley was in '67, six years after Splendor. ;)

And Ishtar? Blows chunks. :laugh: I'm a HUGE Elaine May fan and even I can't find a redeeming quality about it. :laugh:
too bad for you.
Don't put those 2 in same sentence.

dissention
01-11-2005, 11:09 PM
too bad for you.
Don't put those 2 in same sentence.

I'll take a page from your book and say "You're not the boss of me." :p

Hawkeye
01-12-2005, 01:40 AM
I didn't know that was considered a bad movie, I thought it was fabulous. One of the funniest I've ever seen. Glynnis Johns as the mother was pure evil. Spacey and Davis seemed so believable, too.

The Ref has got to be in my top 15 to top 10 favorite movies ever. It is too funny for words to describe.

Hawkeye
01-12-2005, 01:45 AM
Eh, American critics adore swill like A Beautiful Mind and Forrest Gump, so I never listen to them. :laugh:

I also happen to love both of those. A Beautiful Mind I loved just because of how shocked I was when i find out the whole first half of the movie was all in the guy's head. That was just weird, but Forrest Gump on the other hand is a masterpiece, and probably one of Tom Hank's only movies I even like let alone love.

amber
01-12-2005, 01:48 AM
The Ref has got to be in my top 15 to top 10 favorite movies ever. It is too funny for words to describe.
GodILoveThatMovie!!!!

Moony
01-12-2005, 02:01 AM
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ROMY & MICHELLE IS NOT A BAD MOVIE!!!!!!!!

:xoxo:

I f-ing love that movie.

"..not until you admit that I'm the Mary."

"I'm the Mary! I'm the Mary! You're just an old hag on her deathbed, everybody knows."

TheBlueLamp
01-12-2005, 03:51 AM
Ugh, green was not that girls color. She looked like a pea-soup nightmare.

How they went so wrong after having Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Nicole Kidman in the other ones is beyond me.


I thought Uma Thurman was the best thing about B&R! She was hot! And Alicia might not be much to look at, but I'd take her any day over Nicole Kidman in Batman Forever. Nicole had about as much sex appeal and acting ability as a plank of wood in it.

skcin
01-12-2005, 09:31 AM
Great lists!

Overboard (I will watch this every time it's on - literally)

Legend of Billie Jean :D

Tommy Boy

Old School

Dazed & Confused

Any of the Naked Guns

Airplane

National Lampoon's Vacation or European Vacation

cliffdweller
01-12-2005, 09:58 AM
"Overboard" Love Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell ;)

Omg, I love that movie too! Goldie Hawn is priceless in it.

Has anyone seen Ruben and Ed with Crispin Glover and Howard Hessman? That movie is one of the funniest B movies EVAH and I've never met a soul who's seen it.

DrummerDeanna
01-12-2005, 10:10 AM
Weird Al's UHF, one of my faves and no one else seems to think it's funny :nod:

A ton of people think it's funny - it's only one of the greatest movies ever!!!

Seriously though - back home there a lot of Weird Al fans - UHF is a must.

Before it came out on DVD I had a bad copy of it - and my ex had an ex-rental of it - great stuff - we watched that on the night of our first kiss :laugh: SO romantic eh?

I'm big into Weird Al so do love that movie - and I love the Al - I've see him a couple of times in concert...:nod:

dissention
01-12-2005, 12:24 PM
I love it!!!!! One of the best on IFC's "cult classic" weekly thing!!!!! :woohoo:

:laugh:

The scene towards the end with the sword decapitation is priceless. I almost choked when I first saw it. The first hour is unbelievably bad, even for a Russ Meyer flick, but the last hour more than makes up for it!

I didn't know they aired it on IFC, I actually bought it years ago. :lol: Some of the picks for "cult classics" on IFC are dubious at best. They had Bad Lietenant with Harvey Keitel a few months back and that film has no cult following that I'm aware of. Sometimes they pick some good ones, though, like They Shoot Horses Don't They?, Big Bad Mama, and Polyester. :thumbsup:

dissention
01-12-2005, 12:27 PM
Omg, I love that movie too! Goldie Hawn is priceless in it.

Has anyone seen Ruben and Ed with Crispin Glover and Howard Hessman? That movie is one of the funniest B movies EVAH and I've never met a soul who's seen it.

I have. :xoxo: And it's hilarious.

Crispin Glover certainly is an acquired taste, though. That man is ten pounds of weird in a five pound bucket. He blows even Vincent Gallo out of the water. You should rent the Willard DVD just so you can see his music video for "Ben." :lol:

hayley
01-12-2005, 01:37 PM
I thought of one I totally left off my list. "The Thing Called Love" with Samantha Mathis & River Phoenix. I have watched it about a gazillion and a half times. Seriously.

I love Ruben and Ed!!! My friend Miles has a severe addiction to all things Crispin Glover, so I've seen it alllllll.

cliffdweller
01-12-2005, 01:58 PM
I have. :xoxo: And it's hilarious.

Crispin Glover certainly is an acquired taste, though. That man is ten pounds of weird in a five pound bucket. He blows even Vincent Gallo out of the water. You should rent the Willard DVD just so you can see his music video for "Ben." :lol:

Omg!! I've seen it!! And you're right, he's about the weirdest person ever to have walked this earth. His character in the Charlies Angels movies always freaks me out too. Yikes!

I just remembered something really hilarious about him...a couple of friends of my sister's had a hand in one of the Austin film festivals a couple of years back. Well, Crispin was supposed to present some of his movies or something one night and my sister's friends said that when he finally showed up (very late of course) he stank to high heaven as if he hadn't showered in weeks!! It doesn't surprise me given his weirdness factor but still, that story always comes to mind when I think about him... blech!

skcin
01-12-2005, 01:59 PM
Forgot:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Can't Buy Me Love (with patrick Dempsey)

Adventures in Babysitting

The Goonies

The Lost Boys

cliffdweller
01-12-2005, 02:02 PM
I love Ruben and Ed!!! My friend Miles has a severe addiction to all things Crispin Glover, so I've seen it alllllll.

Then you should be well acquainted with the "king of the echo people" and "the power of positive thinking" seminar! :laugh: :laugh:

I can quote just about every line from that movie. I suppose we can add that little factoid to the old "lesser known facts about Ledgies" thread from days past :laugh: :]

BTFLCHLD
01-12-2005, 02:11 PM
off the top...

evel kneivel
the big street
dogfight
this property is condemned

GateandGarden
01-12-2005, 02:28 PM
A ton of people think it's funny - it's only one of the greatest movies ever!!!

Seriously though - back home there a lot of Weird Al fans - UHF is a must.

Before it came out on DVD I had a bad copy of it - and my ex had an ex-rental of it - great stuff - we watched that on the night of our first kiss :laugh: SO romantic eh?

I'm big into Weird Al so do love that movie - and I love the Al - I've see him a couple of times in concert...:nod:Cool! I didn't think anyone was going to know what I was talking about! :blob1:

"Does this look like a No. 2 pencil?!?"

"SUPPLIES!"

And I LOVE Weird Al's Road Runner rant on his show when he's down about Teri breaking up with him and the station losing money. And I think Fran Drescher was great in it, too. :nod:

cliffdweller
01-12-2005, 02:34 PM
off the top...dogfight

I didn't know this was considerend a bad movie! I like it too...

cliffdweller
01-12-2005, 02:35 PM
Forgot:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High
The Lost Boys

I love these movies too!!

Did you notice the awesome Nancy Wilson cameo in Fast Times? :thumbsup:

skcin
01-12-2005, 02:38 PM
I love these movies too!!

Did you notice the awesome Nancy Wilson cameo in Fast Times? :thumbsup:

Yup! I just got the DVD for Christmas. :blob1:

DrummerDeanna
01-12-2005, 02:48 PM
Another one: "some kind of wonderful" Eric Stoltz, Mary Stuart Masterson and Lea Thompson lol...

A friend gave me this movie and said I reminded her of Watts (Mary Stuart M.) - and that she'd had a mad crush on Watts ever since she say the movie lol..I was flattered and have loved the movie ever since :nod:

hayley
01-12-2005, 02:53 PM
Another one: "some kind of wonderful" Eric Stoltz, Mary Stuart Masterson and Lea Thompson lol...

A friend gave me this movie and said I reminded her of Watts (Mary Stuart M.) - and that she'd had a mad crush on Watts ever since she say the movie lol..I was flattered and have loved the movie ever since :nod:

Some Kind of Wonderful is awesome!!!

I'm a psycho Gilmore Girls fan, as umm...everyone on the planet is aware of, and I was THRILLED like a little dork when one of their exchanges this season was this:

LORELAI: Tonight?

LUKE: Are you free?

LORELAI: Yeah, I'm free.

LUKE: Good. 7:30.

LORELAI: What are we gonna do?

LUKE: I've got some thoughts.

LORELAI: Alright, but no taking me to an art museum after hours and then to an empty Hollywood bowl where you give me a pair of diamond earrings that you bought with your college money when all the time you're really in love with your best friend, the drummer, who's posing as our driver for the evening.

LUKE: [pause] Okay, I'll think of something else.

Then you should be well acquainted with the "king of the echo people" and "the power of positive thinking" seminar!

HAA! Totally. You and I are probably definitely the only Ledgies who can quote that entire film!

DrummerDeanna
01-12-2005, 03:02 PM
Some Kind of Wonderful is awesome!!!

I'm a psycho Gilmore Girls fan, as umm...everyone on the planet is aware of, and I was THRILLED like a little dork when one of their exchanges this season was this:

LORELAI: Tonight?

LUKE: Are you free?

LORELAI: Yeah, I'm free.

LUKE: Good. 7:30.

LORELAI: What are we gonna do?

LUKE: I've got some thoughts.

LORELAI: Alright, but no taking me to an art museum after hours and then to an empty Hollywood bowl where you give me a pair of diamond earrings that you bought with your college money when all the time you're really in love with your best friend, the drummer, who's posing as our driver for the evening.

LUKE: [pause] Okay, I'll think of something else.





:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OMG - great stuff - I wish I could watch Gilmore Girls - but I don't have any stations that carry it :)

hayley
01-12-2005, 03:07 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OMG - great stuff - I wish I could watch Gilmore Girls - but I don't have any stations that carry it :)

If you have Netflix or a spare $50 laying around, rent or pick up the first season on DVD. It's so solid, and it's the sweetest, smartest, funniest show I've ever watched. You'll become addicted. Seriously. I never, ever thought it'd be the kind of show I would watch at all, let alone freak out about.

Oh, and seconding (or thirding!) the love for Fast Times & The Lost Boys! Vampire Kiefer!

dissention
01-12-2005, 03:14 PM
I love these movies too!!

Did you notice the awesome Nancy Wilson cameo in Fast Times? :thumbsup:

Oh my, watch The Lost Boys and then watch Near Dark with Lance Henriksen and Adrian Pasdar. Both came out the same year, only a week apart from each other, and Near Dark flopped. But it's the best vampire movie ever made. It kicks so much ass that I can't even describe it. :nod:

skcin
01-12-2005, 03:26 PM
Some Kind of Wonderful is awesome!!!

I'm a psycho Gilmore Girls fan, as umm...everyone on the planet is aware of, and I was THRILLED like a little dork when one of their exchanges this season was this:

LORELAI: Tonight?

LUKE: Are you free?

LORELAI: Yeah, I'm free.

LUKE: Good. 7:30.

LORELAI: What are we gonna do?

LUKE: I've got some thoughts.

LORELAI: Alright, but no taking me to an art museum after hours and then to an empty Hollywood bowl where you give me a pair of diamond earrings that you bought with your college money when all the time you're really in love with your best friend, the drummer, who's posing as our driver for the evening.

LUKE: [pause] Okay, I'll think of something else.



HAA! Totally. You and I are probably definitely the only Ledgies who can quote that entire film!

Haley - I caught that too! LOVE Gilmore Girls, I got Season 1 on DVD for Christmas & I'm about 6 episodes in (I missed a lot when it first aired.) GREAT! And it's down to about $35 or $40.

BTW - Some Kind of Wonderful - YAY! Great flick! :blob2:

hayley
01-12-2005, 03:29 PM
Haley - I caught that too! LOVE Gilmore Girls, I got Season 1 on DVD for Christmas & I'm about 6 episodes in (I missed a lot when it first aired.) GREAT! And it's down to about $35 or $40.

BTW - Some Kind of Wonderful - YAY! Great flick! :blob2:

YAY!! The first season is the best. I got Season 2 for Christmas, and it's great. I love Jess, and Season 2 has Jess in all his glory. I only wish there were better special features on the sets.

BTFLCHLD
01-12-2005, 03:46 PM
(continued)

The Last Outlaw :rolleyes:

SuzeQuze
01-12-2005, 03:47 PM
YAY!! The first season is the best. I got Season 2 for Christmas, and it's great. I love Jess, and Season 2 has Jess in all his glory. I only wish there were better special features on the sets.

So is it in its third season now? I never watched it because it looked lame to me and then one nite it was the only thing on so I watched it and I was pleasantly surprised by how good it is! I'll have to try to get the DVDs because I also thought the show was really smart and sweet without being cloying. I've only seen it a few times though.

skcin
01-12-2005, 04:00 PM
So is it in its third season now? I never watched it because it looked lame to me and then one nite it was the only thing on so I watched it and I was pleasantly surprised by how good it is! I'll have to try to get the DVDs because I also thought the show was really smart and sweet without being cloying. I've only seen it a few times though.


Heeheehee - no, it's in like it's 5th or sixth season, but only 1 & 2 are out on DVD. I was like you - caught an ep here & there, really liked what I saw but for a while it was on at the same time as some other show I was watching, so I wasn't an avid viewer.

They are also airing reruns on cable - Family Channel maybe? I'll have to check. The DVDs are great, you won't be disappointed. :nod:

dissention
01-12-2005, 04:01 PM
They are also airing reruns on cable - Family Channel maybe?

Yeah, every weekday after The 700 Club. :eek: :laugh:

skcin
01-12-2005, 04:04 PM
Yeah, every weekday after The 700 Club. :eek: :laugh:

Shut up, jerk!

:mad: :D :xoxo:

Even though you're probably right...

dissention
01-12-2005, 04:07 PM
Shut up, jerk!

:mad: :D :xoxo:

Even though you're probably right...

No, I'm serious. :laugh: Every weekday after The 700 Club with Pat Robertson!

hayley
01-12-2005, 04:11 PM
Heeheehee - no, it's in like it's 5th or sixth season, but only 1 & 2 are out on DVD. I was like you - caught an ep here & there, really liked what I saw but for a while it was on at the same time as some other show I was watching, so I wasn't an avid viewer.

They are also airing reruns on cable - Family Channel maybe? I'll have to check. The DVDs are great, you won't be disappointed. :nod:

Yep, it's the fifth season right now. I started watching it the same way- an episode here or there, always liking it but always forgetting about it. Then we got a copy of the soundtrack at work, and I realized that any show that had the Pernice Brothers, Bjork, PJ Harvey, Joey Ramone, Ash, The Free Design, Grant-Lee Phillips, Slumber Party, and all these other amazing bands had to be cool... and Sam Phillips, my favorite female artist ever, scores the show.

I rented the first season DVDs and went crazy. SuzeQuze- I DEFINITELY recommend checking out the DVDs.

And diss- shut up ;) It's on every day at 10:30AM and 4:00PM on ABC Family. I've been able to catch up on all the ones I've missed through the reruns. (And you know, ABCFamily is actually legally REQUIRED to air The 700 Club in their contracts, since Pat Robertson was the original founder of the Family Channel and made it a clause for anyone running the channel!)

skcin
01-12-2005, 04:14 PM
No, I'm serious. :laugh: Every weekday after The 700 Club with Pat Robertson!


Oh. Alright then. As you were. :angel:

dissention
01-12-2005, 04:16 PM
And diss- shut up ;) It's on every day at 10:30AM and 4:00PM on ABC Family. I've been able to catch up on all the ones I've missed through the reruns. (And you know, ABCFamily is actually legally REQUIRED to air The 700 Club in their contracts, since Pat Robertson was the original founder of the Family Channel and made it a clause for anyone running the channel!)

OMG, I would have decided against running the channel, then. I would have left it with Fox, right where it belonged. :laugh: I love to tune in, though, especially when he "heals" people. It's a hoot when his son fills in for him, too. And that woman he has for a cohost, my word. :lol:

skcin
01-12-2005, 04:19 PM
OMG, I would have decided against running the channel, then. I would have left it with Fox, right where it belonged. :laugh: I love to tune in, though, especially when he "heals" people. It's a hoot when his son fills in for him, too. And that woman he has for a cohost, my word. :lol:

The other day it came on when I was in the other room (yes, I leave the TV on when I'm wandering around the house.) I heard Pat say something about "these homosexuals & the terrible way they live" or something. I was like "he did NOT just say that!" We can't swear on TV, or talk about sex, but he can spout his ignorance for everyone to hear, including kids? Jerk.

I changed the channel to Ellen. :nod: :D

dissention
01-12-2005, 04:28 PM
I changed the channel to Ellen. :nod: :D

:lol:

I think The 700 Club is a hoot. "I cast the evil out of your body and replace it with the love of Jesus Christ. Bless you, I have saved you!"

DrummerDeanna
01-12-2005, 04:30 PM
Did a black guy with a slight afro host that show in the 80's? I seem to remember my mom watching that show :eek: but I'm not sure...

dissention
01-12-2005, 04:33 PM
Did a black guy with a slight afro host that show in the 80's? I seem to remember my mom watching that show :eek: but I'm not sure...

A black man on The 700 Club? Surely you jest. :laugh:

I don't know, I never watched that crap as a child. I only watch it now occasionally because it's so absurd and makes me laugh like the dickens.

Hawkeye
01-12-2005, 07:19 PM
No, I'm serious. :laugh: Every weekday after The 700 Club with Pat Robertson!

I actually really like that show, and even like Pat Robertson. He's far better then that piece of ****, John Hagge.

dissention
01-12-2005, 07:22 PM
I actually really like that show, and even like Pat Robertson. He's far better then that piece of ****, John Hagge.

For some reason, this revelation does not surprise me, dear. :woohoo:

Hawkeye
01-12-2005, 07:22 PM
A black man on The 700 Club? Surely you jest. :laugh:

I don't know, I never watched that crap as a child. I only watch it now occasionally because it's so absurd and makes me laugh like the dickens.

There is a black woman co host, and she's my favorite person on the show. Have any of you diet freaks tried Pat robertson's diet?

Hawkeye
01-12-2005, 07:24 PM
For some reason, this revelation does not surprise me, dear. :woohoo:

What's that supposed to mean.

dissention
01-12-2005, 07:25 PM
There is a black woman co host, and she's my favorite person on the show. Have any of you diet freaks tried Pat robertson's diet?

She's not the co-host, she's a "correspondent." Every hate-filled religious bitchfest has to have at least one token black person. ;) The co-host is the Kewpie doll that's more vile than Kathie Lee.

Hawkeye
01-12-2005, 07:26 PM
and Dissention, what's with the new picture. I so identified you with that Stevie head, I don't like the new look.

dissention
01-12-2005, 07:26 PM
What's that supposed to mean.

That disgusting show shares your thoughts on homsexuality, Bush, and Iraq. My comment meant that I wasn't surprised that you watched it, that's all. :shrug:

dissention
01-12-2005, 07:27 PM
and Dissention, what's with the new picture. I so identified you with that Stevie head, I don't like the new look.

It's La Susan Powter. :laugh:

I think I may switch back, though...

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 07:27 PM
Maybe you should change back the avatar Diss. Yer getting complaints already :laugh:

dissention
01-12-2005, 07:29 PM
Maybe you should change back the avatar Diss. Yer getting complaints already :laugh:

I know, but ya can't please everyone. :laugh:

Did you get Prince?

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 07:32 PM
I know, but ya can't please everyone. :laugh:

Did you get Prince?
Just got it....and testing... :xoxo:

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 07:33 PM
How's it look? :shrug:

dissention
01-12-2005, 07:38 PM
How's it look? :shrug:

Hilarious. :lol:

And you can read it, too. :thumbsup:

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 07:42 PM
Hilarious. :lol:

And you can read it, too. :thumbsup:
:xoxo: :laugh:

Good, It stays.

dissention
01-12-2005, 07:43 PM
:xoxo: :laugh:

Good, It stays.

Gawd, the look on his face kills me. It's f*cking hysterical. :lol:

dissention
01-12-2005, 07:48 PM
Susan is CRAZY, yo.

Crazy doesn't begin to describe that schizo freak. Have any of you actually read "Stop the Insanity"? She's crazier than a rabies-infected ****house rat. My favorite part of the book is the chapter she uses to dispel the rumors that she's had the fat sucked out of her ass. PRICELESS.

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 07:55 PM
Crazy doesn't begin to describe that schizo freak. Have any of you actually read "Stop the Insanity"? She's crazier than a rabies-infected ****house rat. My favorite part of the book is the chapter she uses to dispel the rumors that she's had the fat sucked out of her ass. PRICELESS.
You should make the phrase "Crazier than a rabies-infected ****house rat" your catchphrase. You use it often enough, and it's hilarious. :xoxo: :laugh:

dissention
01-12-2005, 07:57 PM
You should make the phrase "Crazier than a rabies-infected ****house rat" your catchphrase. You use it often enough, and it's hilarious. :xoxo: :laugh:

I know, ever since I trolled the Ann Coulter message board it's been a favorite of mine. :lol: Another one of my favorites is "It smells worse than a ****house door on a tuna boat." The English language gives us many ways to express ourselves, we might as well do it as colorfully as possible, I say. :wavey:

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:01 PM
I know, ever since I trolled the Ann Coulter message board it's been a favorite of mine. :lol: Another one of my favorites is "It smells worse than a ****house door on a tuna boat." The English language gives us many ways to express ourselves, we might as well do it as colorfully as possible, I say. :wavey:
:lol:

Hey, I still say "Holy Anne Heche Lafoon!" :laugh:

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:04 PM
:lol:

Hey, I still say "Holy Anne Heche Lafoon!" :laugh:

:lol: THAT? Is hilarious. I should employ that zinger more often.

My mouth would make even the most seasoned of sailors blush. It's filthy. I've tried to tone the language down in everyday life, but I've found that I just can't. I even tried fining myself every time I swore. :laugh:

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:05 PM
I dunno, my best friend's brother in law works on a sub, and he's pretty nasty :laugh:

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:07 PM
I dunno, my best friend's brother in law works on a sub, and he's pretty nasty :laugh:

I think the only word that I refuse to let come out of my mouth is the curse word that rhymes with hunt. :laugh: That one is just disgusting.

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:08 PM
I think the only word that I refuse to let come out of my mouth is the curse word that rhymes with hunt. :laugh: That one is just disgusting.
Go to George Carlin's website and watch the intro. Hilarious.

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:09 PM
Go to George Carlin's website and watch the intro. Hilarious.

:laugh:

I just finished reading his new book "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?" :lol: Sooooooooooooo funny. I'll check out his site. :wavey:

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:10 PM
:laugh:

I just finished reading his new book "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?" :lol: Sooooooooooooo funny. I'll check out his site. :wavey:
Wasn't it great?

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:13 PM
Wasn't it great?

The hamster? :laugh: It was funny. But the really funny thing is the scroll on the bottom with his quotes. "We're all f*cked. It helps to remember that." :laugh:

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:14 PM
The hamster? :laugh: It was funny. But the really funny thing is the scroll on the bottom with his quotes. "We're all f*cked. It helps to remember that." :laugh:
Aww, I thought the dirty words intro might still be there :(

You kept clicking and it would show a different filthy word every time and an explanation as to why it was acceptable. You came to the c*nt one, and under the word, it said: "If you are offended by this word, remember where you were when you first saw the light of day. You had a c*nt streched across your head. Just like a little hat." :laugh:

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:15 PM
Aww, I thought the dirty words intro might still be there :(

No, but the hamster thing made me laugh. I love this one that just scrolled by:

Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?

Good f*cking question. :laugh:

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:18 PM
No, but the hamster thing made me laugh. I love this one that just scrolled by:

Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?

Good f*cking question. :laugh:
"What goes through a bird's mind when he finds himself flying through a fireworks display?" :lol:

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:22 PM
"What goes through a bird's mind when he finds himself flying through a fireworks display?" :lol:

:laugh:

If you love someone, set them free; if they return, set them on fire.

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:25 PM
How 'bout those 2,423 Dirty words? :lol:

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:26 PM
How 'bout those 2,423 Dirty words? :lol:

:eek:

BEARDED BLOOD SAUSAGE is the best one yet. :laugh:

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:28 PM
I liked "Steaming Hot Kanga" and "Vomiting Cobra" :laugh: :wavey:

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:30 PM
I liked "Steaming Hot Kanga" and "Vomiting Cobra" :laugh: :wavey:

Ugh, those are nasty. :laugh:

I haven't heard half of these, man. I'm having a blast. It's your fault that my mouth will be even filthier. :xoxo:

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:33 PM
Ugh, those are nasty. :laugh:

I haven't heard half of these, man. I'm having a blast. It's your fault that my mouth will be even filthier. :xoxo:
It's ok. :xoxo:

I'm reading the masturbation words right now....I'm laughing so hard it hurts :laugh:

- Hitchhike Under The Big Top
- Bludgeon The Beefsteak
- Visiting Rosie Palm and her five daughters :laugh:

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:38 PM
It's ok. :xoxo:

I'm reading the masturbation words right now....I'm laughing so hard it hurts :laugh:

- Hitchhike Under The Big Top
- Bludgeon The Beefsteak
- Visiting Rosie Palm and her five daughters :laugh:

OMG. :lol: I can't breathe. Those are awful and so hilarious. :lol:

Did you want the question that's in NME so that you can enter the Franz contest? I got my issue this morning if you do. :wavey:

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:43 PM
OMG. :lol: I can't breathe. Those are awful and so hilarious. :lol:

Did you want the question that's in NME so that you can enter the Franz contest? I got my issue this morning if you do. :wavey:
Sure, what's the question?

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:44 PM
Sure, what's the question?

What band was Paul in before Franz?

Lemme know if you need the answer, too. :lol:

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:45 PM
What band was Paul in before Franz?

Lemme know if you need the answer, too. :lol:
The Yummy Fur :xoxo:

Wait, was that Alex?

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:46 PM
How do they choose a winner if everyone sends in the same answer?

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:47 PM
The Yummy Fur :xoxo:

You get a cookie for that one. I'm impressed. :woohoo:

Now if you win and I don't, you have to gimme one of the prizes. :laugh:

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:49 PM
How do they choose a winner if everyone sends in the same answer?

It's just like a drawing and those with the right answer win. I believe the first two names chosen get the signed acetate, signed album, and billboard poster. The other eight get the signed album and the billboard poster.

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:49 PM
You get a cookie for that one. I'm impressed. :woohoo:

Now if you win and I don't, you have to gimme one of the prizes. :laugh:
Will do. :xoxo: ;)

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:50 PM
Wait, was that Alex?

Both Alex and Paul. :thumbsup:

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:52 PM
Both Alex and Paul. :thumbsup:
Indeed. :nod:

I just entered....Now for the long wait.

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:54 PM
Indeed. :nod:

I just entered....Now for the long wait.

Any idea when it ends? I entered the contest Fuse had awhile back and they never even posted the winners. Not that I was one. :rolleyes:

dissention
01-12-2005, 08:56 PM
I must retire to the boob tube now because Alias is on, dear. :angel:

amber
01-12-2005, 08:58 PM
Geez, who will he talk to now? :rolleyes:

ryan8472
01-12-2005, 08:58 PM
I must retire to the boob tube now because Alias is on, dear. :angel:
I'm off too. I've been on since like 2 PM :lol:

amber
01-12-2005, 09:01 PM
I'm off too. I've been on since like 2 PM :lol:
Geez, who will he talk to when he comes back? :confused:

GypsySorcerer
01-12-2005, 09:16 PM
I'm off too. I've been on since like 2 PM :lol:

I was at school from 9:00 - 8:30. :eek: I was so bored. :laugh:

ontheEdgeof17
01-12-2005, 09:19 PM
I was at school from 9:00 - 8:30. :eek: I was so bored. :laugh:


I have an 8-4 tomorrow. Yeah. That's right. One lecture. All day long. :rolleyes:

GypsySorcerer
01-12-2005, 09:26 PM
I have an 8-4 tomorrow. Yeah. That's right. One lecture. All day long. :rolleyes:

I took a weekender one time. We met from 5-9 on Friday and then 9-5 on Saturdays. :eek: Of course, it was only one weekend a month. But it was torture. :nod:

irishgrl
01-12-2005, 09:38 PM
the old GODZILLA movies? I just LOVE those...

amber
01-12-2005, 11:10 PM
Supertroopers!!!! :d

dissention
01-12-2005, 11:21 PM
Geez, who will he talk to now? :rolleyes:

Geez, who spiked your punch with a bitter pill? :laugh:

½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®
01-12-2005, 11:22 PM
“Strange Brew” I got baked with a bunch of people and watched it. We were rolling on the floor. I swear my stomach has never hurt so badly from laughter. :lol: I can watch it now and it had to be something in that joint. :shrug:

amber
01-12-2005, 11:54 PM
Geez, who spiked your punch with a bitter pill? :laugh:
what are you talking about?

GateandGarden
01-13-2005, 12:06 AM
I know, ever since I trolled the Ann Coulter message board it's been a favorite of mine. :lol:Good times, huh? :lol:

GateandGarden
01-13-2005, 12:10 AM
That disgusting show shares your thoughts on homsexuality, Bush, and Iraq. My comment meant that I wasn't surprised that you watched it, that's all. :shrug:You missed the thread in the Stevie forum in which he said he didn't mean any of that. :shrug: I'm just acting as the messenger.

GateandGarden
01-13-2005, 12:11 AM
what are you talking about?I think he thought you were genuinely pissed that he was leaving. :shrug:

paleshadow
01-13-2005, 12:21 AM
So in a spinoff to the movies everyone loves but you hate...

What are some bad movies that you actually enjoy?

Some of mine:

**Dirty Dancing - okay I'm sorry it's a bad movie. Bad dialouge, bad story - but I LOVE it lol
**Mannequin - ONe of my favorite 80's movies
**Encino Man and Son-in-Law - lol...I don't know why - I always liked those movies
**Ghostbusters 2 - I like it better than the first -used to watch it literally every single day when I was in 5th grade lol...


Supergirl. Years ago when it first came on HBO I would watch it every time it was on.

Kung Pow. "Chosen One! Weeoooweeeoooo"

Night of the Comet. I used to imagine what it would be like if I woke up one morning and everyone had been turned to dust, and how cool it would be to be able to run around the mall like they did in this movie.


I really love a lot of the movies that others have listed, but I don't think I would consider them "bad"

amber
01-13-2005, 01:04 AM
Omigod!!!!
BORDELLO OF BLOOD!!!
I love that movie, and it is an actual bad movie! :cool: :woohoo: :blob1:

amber
01-13-2005, 01:12 AM
Omigod,
STREETS OF FIRE!!!
Diane Lane, Willem Dafoe, Rick Moranis...
AND? AND?
That's right -
A STEVIE SONG!!! Sung by Diane Lane, fake, but still...
SORCERER,,,,, WHO IS THE MASTER....
1984, baby...
If you haven't seen it, make sure to see it soon! :thumbsup:

ryan8472
01-13-2005, 06:49 AM
the old GODZILLA movies? I just LOVE those...
Yes! YES!!! I *love* Godzilla movies. They are extreamly cheesy, but I love when the monsters fight :laugh: Rodan is another great one ;)

ryan8472
01-13-2005, 06:51 AM
Amber, is that you in your sig? :thumbsup:

amber
01-13-2005, 08:10 AM
Amber, is that you in your sig? :thumbsup:
You betcha! :thumbsup: I think I was 10 in the left hand one, 9 in the right hand one.

Catch, anyone? I dare you... :p

amber
01-13-2005, 08:25 AM
I think he thought you were genuinely pissed that he was leaving. :shrug:
that's about the farthest thing that i'd ever be pissed about... :D :shrug:

GateandGarden
01-13-2005, 09:40 AM
that's about the farthest thing that i'd ever be pissed about... :D :shrug::laugh: :lol: :laugh:

DrummerDeanna
01-13-2005, 10:22 AM
Omigod!!!!
BORDELLO OF BLOOD!!!
I love that movie, and it is an actual bad movie! :cool: :woohoo: :blob1:

Oh my God!! I totally forgot about that movie (for good reason - I must have blocked it out :laugh: )

I've only seen it once - but I remember it being highly bad - but oddly entertaining - I watched it with a friend who was obsessed with Angie Everheart or whatever the chippy's name is....

dissention
01-13-2005, 03:15 PM
I think he thought you were genuinely pissed that he was leaving. :shrug:

Though my lack of presence has been known to make others weep, that wasn't what I meant. :laugh:

dissention
01-13-2005, 03:17 PM
Omigod,
STREETS OF FIRE!!!
Diane Lane, Willem Dafoe, Rick Moranis...
AND? AND?
That's right -
A STEVIE SONG!!! Sung by Diane Lane, fake, but still...
SORCERER,,,,, WHO IS THE MASTER....
1984, baby...
If you haven't seen it, make sure to see it soon! :thumbsup:

LOVE Streets of Fire. That's one of my favorites. :lol:

Did you hear that Diane Lane called the cops on her husband for spousal abuse a couple of weeks ago? :shocked:

amber
01-13-2005, 03:26 PM
LOVE Streets of Fire. That's one of my favorites. :lol:

Did you hear that Diane Lane called the cops on her husband for spousal abuse a couple of weeks ago? :shocked:
yeah, totally, I was sad. I bet she can be a hellcat....

GateandGarden
01-13-2005, 03:29 PM
Though my lack of presence has been known to make others weep, that wasn't what I meant. :laugh:Oh. Well, it was a guess. Sometimes I do weep when you're not here, diss, especially when the hot topic is politics. :nod:


But, dude, you gotta change that avatar! :laugh:

GateandGarden
01-13-2005, 03:30 PM
Did you hear that Diane Lane called the cops on her husband for spousal abuse a couple of weeks ago? :shocked:Really? :shocked:

dissention
01-13-2005, 03:36 PM
Oh. Well, it was a guess. Sometimes I do weep when you're not here, diss, especially when the hot topic is politics. :nod:

:laugh: Now I have confirmation. :laugh:

*ego inflates and forces Diss out of the room*

But, dude, you gotta change that avatar! :laugh:

You're not feeling La Powter? It cracks me up, though... :laugh:

dissention
01-13-2005, 03:37 PM
Good times, huh? :lol:

Hoo boy, they loved me over there. I was the most action they'd seen since Ann the Man adjusted her package on Bill Maher's show.

irishgrl
01-13-2005, 03:46 PM
“Strange Brew” I got baked with a bunch of people and watched it. We were rolling on the floor. I swear my stomach has never hurt so badly from laughter. :lol: I can watch it now and it had to be something in that joint. :shrug:
The Mackenzie Brothers are awesome!
geez, who'd wanna hork our suits?
steamroller
all I got's two fives!
Id kiss ya but I got stale milk breath

irishgrl
01-13-2005, 03:48 PM
Yes! YES!!! I *love* Godzilla movies. They are extreamly cheesy, but I love when the monsters fight :laugh: Rodan is another great one ;)
your Prince Avatar is PERFECT! its too too funny! :]

GateandGarden
01-13-2005, 04:34 PM
Hoo boy, they loved me over there. I was the most action they'd seen since Ann the Man adjusted her package on Bill Maher's show.:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Villavic
01-13-2005, 05:29 PM
Thank God it's Friday !!!!

That's what I remember right now. I remember the critics destroyed it, but it was the era I loved Donna Summer and disco, and I still love that movie.

There are old movies that I watch now and I think.. How could I liked it?? But TGIF is not that case

dissention
01-13-2005, 07:07 PM
What about "Noises Off" with John Ritter, Carol Burnett, Michael Caine, Nicolette Sheridan, Christopher Reeve, and Marilu Henner? I seem to remember that one getting trashed, but I LOVE it. Absolutely hilarious.

ryan8472
01-13-2005, 09:13 PM
What about "Noises Off" with John Ritter, Carol Burnett, Michael Caine, Nicolette Sheridan, Christopher Reeve, and Marilu Henner? I seem to remember that one getting trashed, but I LOVE it. Absolutely hilarious.
C'mon, anything with John Ritter, Carol Burnett and Michael Caine can't be bad at all! Wonder why I've never seen it though...

amber
01-13-2005, 09:53 PM
Noises Off!=AWESOME! Hilarious...:nod:

Thank God It's Friday=Bad movie that I love. The entire film gears up to Donna Summers' performance, and then afterward she just walks off the stage and disappears for half an hour? :confused: Did Jeff Goldblum get a nosejob after this movie was made? :confused: What did Debra Winger want with the dorky dude? They fell in love because they were both wearing cotton? :confused: Why did the woman who got stuck in the hall with the dweeb look like a man, but was really a woman? :confused: Why did those two teenage girls win the dance competition? To further the nonexistent plot? :confused: Why did the dance expert dude in leather look like Richard Dashut? :confused: Why.......
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Omigosh, clearly I have to see this movie!!

dissention
01-13-2005, 10:37 PM
C'mon, anything with John Ritter, Carol Burnett and Michael Caine can't be bad at all! Wonder why I've never seen it though...

They've been airing it on HBO all freakin' month, you should try to catch it. It's hilarious. Great comedy. :nod:

DrummerDeanna
01-13-2005, 11:11 PM
They've been airing it on HBO all freakin' month, you should try to catch it. It's hilarious. Great comedy. :nod:
Ya know I have always wanted to see that movie - no joke - even when it was in theaters...and to this day I've STILL never seen it - I just never think of it I guess...I'm going to write it down though - and totally rent it this weekend :nod:

dissention
01-13-2005, 11:13 PM
Ya know I have always wanted to see that movie - no joke - even when it was in theaters...and to this day I've STILL never seen it - I just never think of it I guess...I'm going to write it down though - and totally rent it this weekend :nod:

YOU'LL LOVE IT. No doubt about it. I've never met someone who didn't like it. I lend my copy out like I'm a video store. If I'm ever feeling ****ty, I pop it in and I feel fine within five minutes. :nod:

David
01-13-2005, 11:27 PM
YOU'LL LOVE IT. No doubt about it. I've never met someone who didn't like it. I lend my copy out like I'm a video store. If I'm ever feeling ****ty, I pop it in and I feel fine within five minutes. :nod:
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty is on TCM right now.

dissention
01-13-2005, 11:31 PM
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty is on TCM right now.

That's my favorite Danny Kaye movie. :woohoo:

And The Inspector General. :laugh:

dissention
01-13-2005, 11:32 PM
Oh, isn't the guy who was in The Seven Year Itch...(Tom Ewell?) Walter Mitty? I thought that was great casting, but haven't seen the movie yet. How is it?

No, Danny Kaye is Mitty. And they're actually remaking it as we speak. :rolleyes:

dissention
01-13-2005, 11:36 PM
yay, another fricking Jim Carrey movie. :rolleyes:

Are you serious??? :shocked:

I despise him with a passion. He's awful. Truly wretched. One of the worst movie stars of all time.

dissention
01-13-2005, 11:41 PM
no, I meant "yay" as in, not yay, and that's why i said "frickin Jim Carrey movie". And the roll eyes at the end? That was meant to signify displeasure, and to underscore the sarcasm in saying "yay" etc.
I don't care too much for mr. jim. :)

I know that. :laugh: My serious comment referred to your revelation that Jim Carrey is Mitty. I didn't know that and I'm now recoiling in horror. :eek:

DrummerDeanna
01-13-2005, 11:41 PM
Are you serious??? :shocked:

I despise him with a passion. He's awful. Truly wretched. One of the worst movie stars of all time.

You know I actually don't mind him too much as a serious actor - but his comedies? ugh - hate them!!! I think he is the most un-funny man ever...

http://exxie.blogspot.com/2005_01_01_exxie_archive.html

The second blog down titled Carrey Carrey Carrey pretty much sums up my feelings on him - though I didn't write that :p

DrummerDeanna
01-14-2005, 10:58 AM
oh, me too! And Julia Roberts. cept i dislike her more than that girl does... :nod:

awww...I like Julia Roberts I guess that's one thing me and the writer of that blog have NEVER had in common - that link is for the blog of one of my best friends from high school lol...

Anyway - blah - I'm very bored here at work...Glad it's Friday though :nod:

GypsySorcerer
01-14-2005, 02:02 PM
oh, me too! And Julia Roberts. cept i dislike her more than that girl does... :nod:

I like Julia okay, but IMO her acting is limited. She does that "trembling, crying voice" in every flick.

dissention
01-14-2005, 02:05 PM
I like Julia okay, but IMO her acting is limited. She does that "trembling, crying voice" in every flick.

She makes me want to stick a hot iron on my tongue. :woohoo:

GypsySorcerer
01-14-2005, 02:07 PM
She makes me want to stick a hot iron on my tongue. :woohoo:

:lol:

Did you get that date for the weekend? :)

dissention
01-14-2005, 02:08 PM
:lol:

Did you get that date for the weekend? :)

Tomorrow night, dear. :xoxo:

Thank gawd, because I'm going stir crazy.

GypsySorcerer
01-14-2005, 02:09 PM
Tomorrow night, dear. :xoxo:

Thank gawd, because I'm going stir crazy.


:xoxo: Have fun...and I know you intend to. :woohoo:

DrummerDeanna
01-14-2005, 02:11 PM
She makes me want to stick a hot iron on my tongue. :woohoo:

Just don't do that before your date - it could really put a damper on things :nod:

dissention
01-14-2005, 02:13 PM
:xoxo: Have fun...and I know you intend to. :woohoo:

But of course. :lol:

We're going to my favorite Szechuan restaurant (and she picked it, so that's a good sign :laugh: ) and then we're going to see Sigourney Weaver's new movie. It's a rather pedestrian date for my taste, but I'm sure it'll be fun. :woohoo:

GypsySorcerer
01-14-2005, 02:16 PM
Just don't do that before your date - it could really put a damper on things :nod:

Or it could spice things up, depending on your perspective. :cool: :lol:

dissention
01-14-2005, 02:17 PM
Or it could spice things up, depending on your perspective. :cool: :lol:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

+10

SuzeQuze
01-14-2005, 05:04 PM
You know I actually don't mind him too much as a serious actor - but his comedies? ugh - hate them!!! I think he is the most un-funny man ever...

http://exxie.blogspot.com/2005_01_01_exxie_archive.html

The second blog down titled Carrey Carrey Carrey pretty much sums up my feelings on him - though I didn't write that :p

Remember Once Bitten? I thought he was so cute in that, hehe. That was before his OTT days (Over The Top). I love him though, I'm one who laughs hysterically at his contorted humour. I also have a friend that "channels him". Well, not really, but he is very funny like him, but less plastic.

amber
01-15-2005, 04:19 AM
Barbarella.

ontheEdgeof17
01-15-2005, 11:18 AM
That John Ritter movie, In Television. Love it!