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Gypsy-Rhiannon

01-11-2005, 12:59 PM

... what a hoot! First they have Brigitte Neilson in there. Then yesterday they introdice a surprise new housemate... Jackie Stallone! LMAO! She seriously isn't a good advert for plastic surgery! She also claime to be 71 which means she had Sly when she was just 13... hehe

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/

Pip

Gypsy-Rhiannon

01-11-2005, 01:01 PM

Hehe....

The arrival of an ex mother-in-law is enough to ruin anyone's party. And though Brigitte has been perfectly polite to Jackie's face, behind closed doors it's a different story.

"Oh my God, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me," sighed Brigitte as she warmed the bed for Queen Lisa. "I was so happy and now I'm miserable," she said.

"I can't be brilliant in the atmosphere," she explained to no one in particular.

Jackie retired early ("Well she is 102," as Lisa kindly pointed out), so the housemates were free to discuss the situation with Brigitte.

Caprice began proceedings, asking the amazonian Blonde about her ex-mother-in-law. "I want to know why she would say bad things about you," Caprice said. "She seems so nice, she speaks so well about you."

"She changes" warned Brigitte darkly.

Jackie has had nothing but praise for Brigitte since entering the house late last night. "I think she's been very big about it, very kind," Jackie said.

Back on the sofa, Kenzie still didn't quite get it. "I thought you two got on," he said. "It was weird when she came in and you recognised her," he told Brigitte, remembering Jackie's entrance.

"She's got a face you'd never forget," Brigitte muttered.

"Tell me about it man," Kenzie agreed.

Gypsy-Rhiannon

01-11-2005, 01:10 PM

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/latest-pics/week-01/day03/galleryHM_jackie.jpg

dissention

01-11-2005, 01:12 PM

dissention

01-11-2005, 01:13 PM

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/latest-pics/week-01/day03/galleryHM_jackie.jpg

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

She needs to get in touch with her daughter-in-law Jennifer Flavin and get a shipment of Serious Skin Care sent to the Big Brother house ASAP.

dissention

01-11-2005, 01:15 PM

"She's got a face you'd never forget," Brigitte muttered.

"Tell me about it man," Kenzie agreed.

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:

I just spewed water all over my monitor.

dissention

01-11-2005, 01:25 PM

Gypsy-Rhiannon

01-11-2005, 03:24 PM

I went to the message board and they had a thread about whether or not men would sleep with Jackie. One response?

"Aren't there laws regarding necrophilia?"

:laugh:

And why did Germaine leave the house? She's annoying as all get out, so you must be grateful that she's gone.
LMAO!

I'm not sure why she left. I'm going to watch later. I was out for most of today and only found out online that Germaine is gone. I didn't mind her. John is the one who bugs me the most but he certainly makes it interesting! There was talk of Brigitte quitting too.. I hope she doesn't.

Jackie doesn't seem to have a clue as to what BB is all about. She was horrified to see there was no bidet in the loo! LOL!

Do they ever show the UK celeb BB over there?

dissention

01-11-2005, 03:28 PM

LMAO!

I'm not sure why she left. I'm going to watch later. I was out for most of today and only found out online that Germaine is gone. I didn't mind her. John is the one who bugs me the most but he certainly makes it interesting! There was talk of Brigitte quitting too.. I hope she doesn't.

Jackie doesn't seem to have a clue as to what BB is all about. She was horrified to see there was no bidet in the loo! LOL!

Do they ever show the UK celeb BB over there?

No, they don't even show regular Big Brother over here. :( We get saddled with the AWFUL and UNWATCHABLE American version duirng the summer. It's so bad, I can't even find the words to describe its awfulness.

I am so excited to see this, too. :laugh:

Gypsy-Rhiannon

01-11-2005, 05:14 PM

LMAO!

http://community.channel4.com/eve/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=162603557&f=8216069011&m=4700092231

dissention

01-11-2005, 05:16 PM

LMAO!

http://community.channel4.com/eve/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=162603557&f=8216069011&m=4700092231

she reminds me of an old volkswagen beetle, the paint is that thick it is holding the rotten carcass underneath in shape

:lol: :laugh: :xoxo:

Gypsy-Rhiannon

01-12-2005, 06:14 AM

A couple of housemates were discussing Brigitte being topless in the spa:

Jeremy couldn't take his eyes off Brigitte in the hot tub. "Biiig breasts," he muttered to Kenzie.

"Way too much for a man to handle," said an awestruck Kenzie

Gypsy-Rhiannon

01-13-2005, 05:20 AM

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/latest-pics/week-01/day07/gallery07_1150_jackie.jpg

dissention

01-13-2005, 03:23 PM

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/latest-pics/week-01/day07/gallery07_1150_jackie.jpg

Pretty strong argument for birth control. :shrug:

Gypsy-Rhiannon

01-13-2005, 04:27 PM

Well surprise surprise... she is one of the housemates up for nomination this week!

Gypsy-Rhiannon

01-13-2005, 04:34 PM

Lisa's patience was seriously tested this afternoon when Jackie would not stop worrying about her makeup.

Overexcited by the possibility of leaving, Jackie started panicking about what she should wear for her exit, particularly on her face. Apparently Big Brother removed some of her cosmetics when she entered the House and she's struggling without them.

Jackie could not imagine how she could leave without applying some eyeliner and brow pencil. "They're going to have to carry me out," she wailed.

"What? You were born with eyeliner?"

Lisa could not muster any sympathy as Jackie continued to ask for her eyeliner. "You've got some on," Lisa brusquely pointed out. "No, this is me," insisted Jackie. An incredulous Lisa replied, "What? You were born with eyeliner? You need more?"

In increasingly desperate tones, Lisa tried to explain that they all had to do without things. She reminded her Brigitte didn't have any makeup, but Jackie wouldn't settle for that. "Well you better take it up with them then," advised Lisa through gritted teeth.

Clearly making no progress, Lisa wisely decided to wash her hands of the matter. "I can't do this," she muttered. "I'm going to strangle her."

Maybe they'll be an opportunity later on for them to kiss and make up.

Janet

01-13-2005, 09:59 PM

I really wish I could watch this....ergh

tuigirl

01-14-2005, 03:11 AM

Well surprise surprise... she is one of the housemates up for nomination this week!

Jackies uncut BB nomination had me in fits :D
Big Brother: "Jackie, BB would like you to nominate 2 housemates to be put up for eviction and can you give your reasons for these nominations..do you understand?"
Jackie: "yes, I understand"
BB:"who would you like to nominate?"
Jackie: "I don't want to nominate anybody, I like them all."
After a good 2-3 mins of her explaining why she didn't want to nominate anyone..she finally said "if I was going to nominate anyone it would be Big Brother..in fact he should be nominated off this planet"........hahhaaaaaaa..she did eventually nominate, the "one who can't speak English properly"(she also hoped a friendly dentist would give him better teeth :D ) and "the dark handsome one" ( I forgot why, but it wasn't a great reason)..she's hilarious, I hope she stays :thumbsup:

Gypsy-Rhiannon

01-14-2005, 04:05 AM

Yes I agree.... her nomination clip was hilarious. Did I read somewhere that she is now married to a plastic surgeon?

Gypsy-Rhiannon

01-14-2005, 04:06 AM

Hehehe....

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=170

John and Brigitte have enjoyed a two and a half hour-long verbal slanging match, before concluding that they have a love/hate relationship.

The insults began when John described Jackie's face as "grotesque". Brigitte immediately jumped to her ex-mother-in-law's defence, advising John to go "take a look in the mirror".

Apparently delighted by the slur and relishing in the prospect of a good fight, John began to make less than complimentary remarks about Brigitte's acting career, and proceeded to announce that he couldn't believe he was "dealing with someone so stupid", on account of her apparent inability to smoke one of his enormous cigars.

Rising to the bait, Brigitte smirked as she told John that when he'd gone for a dip in the hot tub one time, half the water poured over the top due to his excessive bulk.

"I think you're hypnotised by my body"

John couldn't get a word in edgeways, but a smile playing on his lips suggested that he was loving every minute of it - and the smile turned into a grin as Brigitte launched an attack on John's obsessive farting and burping.

"Go girl, " he grinned. "I'll be out tomorrow," went on this week's nominee.

"I'll hunt you down," joked Brigitte, before venturing outdoors for a dip in the hot tub with Kenzie.

But the soothing waters did little to calm tempers, and before long the pair were merrily at it again.

"I find you disgusting and obnoxious at times, I really do. I'm very p***** off with you at times and I feel like throwing up in the bathroom," Brigitte happily told a cheery John.

"We have a love/hate relationship," she concluded at last. "At times you're funny and not so bad at all."

"I think you're hypnotised by my body," John cheekily replied.

No comment.

Gypsy-Rhiannon

01-14-2005, 04:09 AM

Likely lads Jeremy and Kenzie invented a new game when Jackie had some difficulty navigating the main bedroom in the dark and ended up walking into a wall.

All Housemates were in bed as Jackie returned from the toilet, bouncing around the walls trying to find the door to her bedroom. This was enough to make Kenzie collapse into giggles.

Soon Jeremy caught the laughter bug too and the pair were cackling like hyenas in their beds.

"When she ... came back from the toilet ... she walked straight into the wall," gasped Kenzie in between bouts of laughter, as Lisa asked him to explain his hysterical outburst.

"She was bouncing off the walls like a pinball machine," Jeremy wheezed, Jackie safely tucked up in her bed out of earshot.

It looked like the incident might just have been the funniest thing Kenzie had witnessed, ever. "I just pray she needs to pee again," he gasped, still unable to control his giggles.

The naughty boys then swapped suggestions for making the "game" more interesting. "Shall I put some obstacles out?" offered Kenzie to an hysterical Jeremy.

"Or some marbles," suggested the House hunk.

Needless to say they were joking. We hope.