Things I Didn't Want To Know

[Lisa1769]

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will
ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into
indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door
handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will
contain 12 pubic hairs.


In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while
you slept!


Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
(Really? Only 6? I would have guessed more like 600)



In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the
contents of your dirty linen basket.



At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100
chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.


Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples'
anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...




....and wash your damn
hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[amber]

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:
SIIIICK!!!
I will now wash my hands constantly.... :shocked:

[GateandGarden]

I know I've brought this up before, but I can't understand how one can swallow insects and not know it. Unless they're gnats, maybe. Is anyone else doubtful about this?

[GypsySorcerer]

I know I've brought this up before, but I can't understand how one can swallow insects and not know it. Unless they're gnats, maybe. Is anyone else doubtful about this?

I was thinking about that too, and have other times when I've seen that list. I've heard they crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping and then you swallow them. :eek:

[GateandGarden]

I was thinking about that too, and have other times when I've seen that list. I've heard they crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping and then you swallow them. :eek:The slightest thing wakes me up, though. I can't see I wouldn't notice something like that. :shrug: Well, whatever the case, they say insects are some of the most clean animals. (Except roaches, I suppose). :eek:

[skcin]

I know I've brought this up before, but I can't understand how one can swallow insects and not know it. Unless they're gnats, maybe. Is anyone else doubtful about this?


It can happen. But I freak out more about my ears. I usually sleep on my side, and I have to have my ear covered up with my blanket, it's an OCD tendency I have.

The thought of a bug crawling in there & laying eggs in my ear canal - ACK! At least you can close your mouth, or if something does crawl in your GI fluids should kill it. But ears - wide open! :shocked:

[GateandGarden]

It can happen. But I freak out more about my ears. I usually sleep on my side, and I have to have my ear covered up with my blanket, it's an OCD tendency I have.

The thought of a bug crawling in there & laying eggs in my ear canal - ACK! At least you can close your mouth, or if something does crawl in your GI fluids should kill it. But ears - wide open! :shocked:Oh God. Now y'all are planting more horrifying ideas in my head! :laugh: Has anyone ever heard of something crawling in someone's ear and laying eggs? I love insects much more than most people ('cept for roaches, mosquitoes, wasps, and some of the other really obnoxious ones) but YUCK! :eek:

[Neal]

I was forwarded this in an email from a friend. Only there were pictures! The penis door knobs were classic... :)

[GateandGarden]

I was forwarded this in an email from a friend. Only there were pictures! The penis door knobs were classic... :):laugh: :laugh: You should post that if you still have it! :lol:

[dissention]

I know I've brought this up before, but I can't understand how one can swallow insects and not know it. Unless they're gnats, maybe. Is anyone else doubtful about this?

Bed and dust mites. Every bed is full of them, no matter how often you wash your mattress or linens. Trust me, because I wash them every two days. :laugh:

Everyone has a worm-like bug in each root of their eyelashes, too. Nasty, eh? :laugh:

[Neal]

:laugh: :laugh: You should post that if you still have it! :lol:

I would have loved to, but something about the email flagged our IT group here at work and they emailed my manager that I may be receiving "questionable material". He thought it was hilarious also, but I had to delete it... :(

[GateandGarden]

Bed and dust mites. Every bed is full of them, no matter how often you wash your mattress or linens. Trust me, because I wash them every two days. :laugh:

Everyone has a worm-like bug in each root of their eyelashes, too. Nasty, eh? :laugh:Oh yeah. I forgot about those bed and dust mites. They're pretty tiny. I've heard about those eyelash bugs, too. I wonder how it is that we all wind up with those?

[GateandGarden]

I would have loved to, but something about the email flagged our IT group here at work and they emailed my manager that I may be receiving "questionable material". He thought it was hilarious also, but I had to delete it... :(Aw. Well, I guess a "penis doorknob" could be viewed by some as questionable material. :laugh:

[ThePenguin]

The slightest thing wakes me up, though. I can't see I wouldn't notice something like that. :shrug: Well, whatever the case, they say insects are some of the most clean animals. (Except roaches, I suppose). :eek:


I ate half a roach once-- i know because I found the other half nearly hidden with the oregano/basil etc on my pizza. I only noticed because I happend to glance down before taking another bite.

Nasty.

I totally believe a person can ingest 14 bugs a year and not know it!

-Lis

[dissention]

Oh yeah. I forgot about those bed and dust mites. They're pretty tiny. I've heard about those eyelash bugs, too. I wonder how it is that we all wind up with those?


I don't know, but it made me sick to my stomach when I learned about them in high school. They serve no purpose, yet everyone has them. I suppose it's one of life's great mysteries. :laugh:

[irishgrl]

I think the body hair (Im at work) in the fast food is the worst.

[dissention]

I think the body hair (Im at work) in the fast food is the worst.

Part of the reason I don't eat fast food. For all I know, they could be using their own buns to heat the hamburger buns.

[ryan8472]

Ewwwww!!! :shocked: :eek:

That freaks me out, but it will in no way stop me from eating McDonalds :eek: :laugh: I just love those fries too much. I'll have to look for pubes in them from now on though :eek: :laugh:

[GypsySorcerer]

Ewwwww!!! :shocked: :eek:

That freaks me out, but it will in no way stop me from eating McDonalds :eek: :laugh: I just love those fries too much. I'll have to look for pubes in them from now on though :eek: :laugh:

Well, they have meat containers in Taco Bell labeled "for consumption." :laugh: :shocked:

[skcin]

I ate half a roach once-- i know because I found the other half nearly hidden with the oregano/basil etc on my pizza. I only noticed because I happend to glance down before taking another bite.


-Lis

Oh. My. God.

Horrific. :eek:

[dissention]

Ewwwww!!! :shocked: :eek:

That freaks me out, but it will in no way stop me from eating McDonalds :eek: :laugh: I just love those fries too much. I'll have to look for pubes in them from now on though :eek: :laugh:

Honey, I've been looking for pubes ever since I saw Anita Hill testify. :laugh:

[dissention]

Well, they have meat containers in Taco Bell labeled "for consumption." :laugh: :shocked:

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:

Those containers are obviously mislabeled.

[ryan8472]

I ate half a roach once-- i know because I found the other half nearly hidden with the oregano/basil etc on my pizza. I only noticed because I happend to glance down before taking another bite.

Nasty.

I totally believe a person can ingest 14 bugs a year and not know it!

-Lis
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

omigod.......You almost made me throw up, Lis. You just put all our nasty stories to shame with that one :laugh: :eek:

[ryan8472]

Honey, I've been looking for pubes ever since I saw Anita Hill testify. :laugh:

Those containers are obviously mislabeled.

:lol: :laugh: :laugh: :lol:

You never cease to crack me up. :xoxo: :thumbsup: :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

What a gross and disturbing list.

And the bug thing - you know probably a lot of the foods you eat have bugs in there.

The FDA does allow a certain amount of bug parts to be in stuff....Chocolate and Ketchup have the hight allowance - so when you eat those things....bug parts :nod:

And - there are bugs EVERYWHERE...I took a great entemology class...I know a little about bugs...

The hand shaking thing freaks me out...who the hell masturbates and doesn't wash they're hands..that's just gross.

[GypsySorcerer]

Honey, I've been looking for pubes ever since I saw Anita Hill testify. :laugh:

:lol: Gawd, was that ever a spectacle.

[DrummerDeanna]

I ate half a roach once-- i know because I found the other half nearly hidden with the oregano/basil etc on my pizza. I only noticed because I happend to glance down before taking another bite.

Nasty.

I totally believe a person can ingest 14 bugs a year and not know it!

-Lis

Oh. My. GOd. I honestly would have tossed my cookies at that point.

I can't even begin to describe how much I hate roaches...

I have an unnatural fear of them..they're just ugh....I FREAK OUT when I see them...eating one - I don't think I could easily recover from that...

[dissention]

:lol: :laugh: :laugh: :lol:

You never cease to crack me up. :xoxo: :thumbsup: :laugh:

:thumbsup: :xoxo:

It's a gift. :laugh:

[dissention]

:lol: Gawd, was that ever a spectacle.

Says in my best booming voice, "What's this? A pubic hair in mah Coke?"

Spectacle, yes. But I loved every blasted minute of it. :laugh:

[HomerMcvie]

The hand shaking thing freaks me out...who the hell masturbates and doesn't wash they're hands..that's just gross.
Hand shaking is an antiquated custom that needs to be put out to pasture. I believe it's one of the main ways that germs are spread. I've read that Donald Trump refuses to shake hands! I completely agree, and TRY not to, but sometimes you can't get out of it. :mad:
"Hey buddy, how's about you just nod at me and say Hi. You can keep the flu virus and dried sperm to yourself!" :nod:

[GateandGarden]

I ate half a roach once-- i know because I found the other half nearly hidden with the oregano/basil etc on my pizza. I only noticed because I happend to glance down before taking another bite.

Nasty.

I totally believe a person can ingest 14 bugs a year and not know it!

-LisOh my God Lis! I would've freaked out!!!! :eek:

[GateandGarden]

Hand shaking is an antiquated custom that needs to be put out to pasture. I believe it's one of the main ways that germs are spread. I've read that Donald Trump refuses to shake hands! I completely agree, and TRY not to, but sometimes you can't get out of it. :mad:
"Hey buddy, how's about you just nod at me and say Hi. You can keep the flu virus and dried sperm to yourself!" :nod:You know, that might be going out of style to some degree already. I almost always do that, and people often look at me like I'm being old-fashioned and/or weird. Of course, it all depends on the setting. I hate to worry about stuff like that because I like to be touch-feely with people so much (though not when I first meet them). :shrug:

[MirrorInTheSky]

Oh. My. GOd. I honestly would have tossed my cookies at that point.



Tossed your cookies or your salad? (Sorry, sorry....I could NOT help myself...I'll try to stick to the perv thread next time.)

[SuzeQuze]

I could only read 3 and I'm done. I just don't want to know!!!

I once found a very large hair in my burger at McDonalds. I don't always open the bun but I did that time. Needless to say, I didn't have much of an appetite after that.

[bikerchic]

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while
you slept!
In a year??......hell, I swallow that many in an afternoon on a ride on my motorcycle!! :eek: :laugh: :laugh: :nod:

[wondergirl9847]

My parents and I were on vacation and went to eat at Shoneys...I ordered chicken strips. They came to the table...uncooked. :shocked: I got my meal for free, needless to say.

[skcin]

Last night at the beginning of The Practice (which I don't actually watch, but I happened to catch the beginning) Candy Bergin walks in to the men's room while James Spader is peeing. Says she's doing some sort of sex discrimination case

She intros herself & he goes to shake her hand. She looks at it & says "Surely you are going to wash that first?" Spader says "No. I keep an exceptionally clean penis."

:woohoo:

[dissention]

Last night at the beginning of The Practice (which I don't actually watch, but I happened to catch the beginning) Candy Bergin walks in to the men's room while James Spader is peeing. Says she's doing some sort of sex discrimination case

She intros herself & he goes to shake her hand. She looks at it & says "Surely you are going to wash that first?" Spader says "No. I keep an exceptionally clean penis."

:woohoo:

I bet he does in real life. He strikes me as a very anal and clean individual who also just happens to have an unwavering sexual appetite. Ever since I first saw him in Tuff Turf ( :laugh: ), I knew he was a sex fiend.

[ontheEdgeof17]

I once found a very large hair in my burger at McDonalds. I don't always open the bun but I did that time. Needless to say, I didn't have much of an appetite after that.


I hate that! It ruins my day.

I used to love Dijion mustard. On day, I put too much on a burger and ODed (hehe) on it. I can't look at it now without gagging. Actually, I gagged today at WalMart cuz I looked at it. :cool:

[SuzeQuze]

I hate that! It ruins my day.

I used to love Dijion mustard. On day, I put too much on a burger and ODed (hehe) on it. I can't look at it now without gagging. Actually, I gagged today at WalMart cuz I looked at it. :cool:

Lol, I just got some of that and have been eating it all the time! But yeah, if you put too much, it makes your eyes and nose water. The one thing that really makes me gag is phlegm and second to that is vomit.

Hmm, what other pleasant topics can we think of? :p

[ontheEdgeof17]

The one thing that really makes me gag is phlegm and second to that is vomit.


I can handle that stuff. Hair in sinks is nasty. I dislike staying at other ppl's places when they have nasty showers and kitchens. Gives me shivers just thinking about it.

[bikerchic]

I work at home and I wash my hands a 100 times a day, is that OCD? :laugh: Ever since having kids, I've always been a hand washer....wash your hands before you change the diaper, then after you change the diaper, before you feed the baby, after you wipe their noses. Now, when the kids get off the bus, right to the washroom to wash their hands!

Remember to always use a antibacterial wipe on the t.v. remote in a hotel!

[ontheEdgeof17]

I work at home and I wash my hands a 100 times a day, is that OCD? :laugh: Ever since having kids, I've always been a hand washer....wash your hands before you change the diaper, then after you change the diaper, before you feed the baby, after you wipe their noses. Now, when the kids get off the bus, right to the washroom to wash their hands!

Remember to always use a antibacterial wipe on the t.v. remote in a hotel!


....sounds like your household never gets sick. :lol:

I wash mine a lot, too......It's a Nurse thang.

[hayley]

I bet he does in real life. He strikes me as a very anal and clean individual who also just happens to have an unwavering sexual appetite. Ever since I first saw him in Tuff Turf ( :laugh: ), I knew he was a sex fiend.

I literally swoon just thinking about what pillow talk would be like with Alan Shore, let alone Spader himself. Ugggh. Sends a shiver up my spine, in a gooood way.

I died last night with the exceptionally clean penis line. The only thing I enjoyed more was Candy & Shat's exchanges.

Shat: "Crane comes before Schmidt."
Candy: "You refer, of course, to when we were intimate."

[bikerchic]

I once found a very large hair in my burger at McDonalds. I don't always open the bun but I did that time. Needless to say, I didn't have much of an appetite after that.
Well you know what they say about that special sauce.......

[WelshWitchPMD]

This is why I carry anti-bacterial wipes with me at all times. :eek:

[hayley]

I once heard stories about people ****ting in the beans at Taco Bell. Probably an urban legend, but I stopped ordering my usual bean burrito for years afterwards.

[SuzeQuze]

I work at home and I wash my hands a 100 times a day, is that OCD? :laugh: Ever since having kids, I've always been a hand washer....wash your hands before you change the diaper, then after you change the diaper, before you feed the baby, after you wipe their noses. Now, when the kids get off the bus, right to the washroom to wash their hands!

Remember to always use a antibacterial wipe on the t.v. remote in a hotel!

I wash mine all the time too. If I cook meat I wash them so much between touching it and other stuff.

I used a napkin to open the bathroom door when I left it this afternoon after reading all this gross stuff. It reminded me to do that!!! (hurls, gags, hurls)

[amber]

God, how did any of us ever survive this long!!!!! :rolleyes: :lol:

[dissention]

I once heard stories about people ****ting in the beans at Taco Bell. Probably an urban legend, but I stopped ordering my usual bean burrito for years afterwards.

Cheee-rist. I've heard of mealworms and McDonalds, but never feces and Taco Bell.

[DrummerDeanna]

This thread is making me lose my appetite...again - I think we need a barfing emoticon :nod:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Cheee-rist. I've heard of mealworms and McDonalds, but never feces and Taco Bell.


This reminds me of the segment off the old show You Can't Do That On Televison....."What do you think is in the burger?!?!?!?!"

(I wish this show was on DVD)

[DrummerDeanna]

This reminds me of the segment off the old show You Can't Do That On Televison....."What do you think is in the burger?!?!?!?!"

(I wish this show was on DVD)


Oh yeah!! I used to LOVE that show....all this talk is reminiscent of that :nod:

[dissention]

This reminds me of the segment off the old show You Can't Do That On Televison....."What do you think is in the burger?!?!?!?!"

(I wish this show was on DVD)

That calls for a :blob1: !

I lurved that show with a passion. I used to cheer in my Teddy Ruxpin pajamas when someone would get slimed. :woohoo:

[DrummerDeanna]

That calls for a :blob1: !

I lurved that show with a passion. I used to cheer in my Teddy Ruxpin pajamas when someone would get slimed. :woohoo:

:nod:

I had a crush on Alastair and Dougie :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

http://www.barthsburgery.com/ycdtotv/smells87/Pdvd_058.jpg

[DrummerDeanna]

http://www.barthsburgery.com/ycdtotv/school86/school20.jpg

Alasdair

http://www.barthsburgery.com/ycdtotv/school86/school12.jpg

What's in these burgers :p

[dissention]

http://www.barthsburgery.com/ycdtotv/school86/school20.jpg

Alasdair

http://www.barthsburgery.com/ycdtotv/school86/school12.jpg

What's in these burgers :p

OMG!!!!!!!!! I sure do miss being a kid. :(

Got any pictures of Alanis when she was on? :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

http://www.ycdtotv.de/img99/86p_102.jpg

Alanis

http://www.ycdtotv.de/img99/86m_288.jpg

[DeadliestPoison]

My God, I'm never eating again. :shocked:

[GateandGarden]

...Hair in sinks is nasty...Reminds me of a verse from one of my fave Ani DiFranco songs, "Born a Lion"

"...I've got a big crush on you and it's crushing my mind
Can I follow you home and listen to you think?
Leave my lip prints on your cups, leave my hairs in your sink?"

Just for you, Curtis! :laugh:

[dissention]

Reminds me of a verse from one of my fave Ani DiFranco songs, "Born a Lion"

"...I've got a big crush on you and it's crushing my mind
Can I follow you home and listen to you think?
Leave my lip prints on your cups, leave my hairs in your sink?"

Just for you, Curtis! :laugh:

Born a lion, shedding like a sheepdog. :o

[ontheEdgeof17]

Reminds me of a verse from one of my fave Ani DiFranco songs, "Born a Lion"

"...I've got a big crush on you and it's crushing my mind
Can I follow you home and listen to you think?
Leave my lip prints on your cups, leave my hairs in your sink?"

Just for you, Curtis! :laugh:


You always know how to induce vomit. :rolleyes:




:xoxo:

[GateandGarden]

You always know how to induce vomit. :rolleyes:




:xoxo:That's just such a lovely thing to say, dear! :laugh: :xoxo:

[GypsySorcerer]

EWWWW. Between this and the booger thread, I don't want to touch food. :laugh:

[Violet]

EWWWW. Between this and the booger thread, I don't want to touch food. :laugh:

Yeah, goes nicely with the diet thread! Read this and you won't wanna eat!

There are people in my office building who roll out a paper towel but don't rip it off BEFORE they wash their hands. So that means after they've done their business they're touching something that I usually don't touch until AFTER I've washed mine. So now I've started doing the same thing, as well as opening the door with said paper towel. And I never let my daughter touch anything in a public rest room, but I am teaching her how to open the door with her sleeve instead of her bare hand.


Carol

[macmar71]

EWWWWWWWW!!!!! I get so grossed out about this stuff. I know they are fact but it is so yucky!!!
There are definitely some filth pigs in this world!