If you like Piña Colada...

[Villavic]

another questions thread from Villavic:

1. What are your favorite drinks?

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

4. what was your worst drunk moment

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk?

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk?

[dissention]

1. What are your favorite drinks?

Non-alcoholic ones, especially pina coladas. I make killer pina coladas.

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?

Can't stand it.

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

Never been drunk.

4. what was your worst drunk moment

Never had one.

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk?

No, but I've crashed it before. Into a guardrail. :eek:

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk?

I say enough embarassing things without the added help from booze.

[DrummerDeanna]

1. What are your favorite drinks?

**Gin and Tonic, Sloe Gin Fizz

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?
**No, I HATE that song


3. what was your funniest drunk moment
**Um when I kissed two rugby girls and then went to a couch where a large ass chick sat on my back - that part sucked.

4. what was your worst drunk moment
**Shortly after the girl sat on me I went into the front yard to get air, then threw up...

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk?
**no! I never drive drunk...


6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk?
**No I Just get really touchy feely

[GateandGarden]

1. What are your favorite drinks? Sangria Zinfandel, White Zinfandel, Merlot

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it? don't really like it

3. what was your funniest drunk moment? I've never been drunk, but I've had some bizarre moments when I tipsy. I was pointing down at some koi in a pond and leaned down so far that I nearly fell in.

4. what was your worst drunk moment? n/a

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk? I wouldn't ever drink and drive.

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk? When I'm a little tipsy, I talk too much, but so far I haven't said anything particularly stupid. I'm probably just a little annoying.

My answers aren't all that entertaining 'cause I don't drink a whole lot. :shrug:

[estranged4life]

1. What are your favorite drinks?

Quarts of Jack Daniels only when I feel the urge to drink (Which happens once every year or so, Otherwise the rest of the time I abhor alcohol)

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?

No...Never heard of it.

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

After wiping out a quart of JD & half a bottle of tequila I passed out in the bathroom only after worshiping the porcelain God

4. what was your worst drunk moment

None.

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk?

Nope...Lost my Father in 1977 due to a drunk driver. If/when I do get the urge to drink I stay at home...Simple as that!

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk?

Probably tell people to f**koff more than usual, Otherwise I doubt I saying anything embarrassing.

[Violet]

1. What are your favorite drinks?

Pinot Grigio

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?

Not really a fan of that song

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

Oh my...a night of drinking in Tampa's Ybor City with my husband, brother and sister-in-law, my best friend and myself. The men didn't do much drinking, but we ladies did! Sat at a bar and sang (at the top of our lungs) hotel california. Got thru the whole song before we realized everyone was looking at us. Then on the ride home the girls sat in the back seat of the car singing, in perfect tune, of course, Crocodile Rock and Bohemian Rhapsody, just like the Wayne's World movie. It was so funny, even though it doesn't sound like much now...

4. what was your worst drunk moment

High school, the night my BF left for boot camp. At a party I mixed everything, chain smoked for 3 hours (and I had never smoked before), and barfed a LOT. Spent a lot of time in the bathroom crying, puking, etc. Also a lot of blackouts from that night. It was not pretty.

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk?

No.

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk?

Probably, because I always do when I'm sober. I giggle a lot when I'm drunk.

Carol

[amber]

another questions thread from Villavic:

1. What are your favorite drinks?Jack and Diet Coke (sugar makes me tired) tequila shots, beer. I only don't like really sweet drinks, and gin. really i'll drink most things, though. I love red wine, but that's a sure hangover. I usually mix too much, which is bad.

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?I don't like it, i think.
3. what was your funniest drunk moment
unprintable. But there was this one time, in Chico, where we went to a party after bar, and this chick wouldn't leave me alone. she showed me her pierced nips, kept hitting on me, and then started biting on my neck. My BF was pissed, suddenly. It was funny to me, though, cause i was so innocent. I was like..."what's happening? this is funny! (i was drunk)"
4. what was your worst drunk momentum, the day after?
5. did you ever crash your car being drunk?
no!!!! but i let my friend drive once when i was, and she took off my passenger side mirror parking right by my house.
6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk?Yes, probably. I don't think too embarrassing, though. But i just get way too friendly and happy. not slutty, though, so don't think that. But, it translates, sometimes, to "i'm flirting with you" when really, i'm not flirting with them...I often find myself backing out of situations I didn't mean to create when i'm drunk. Nothing bad has ever happened, though. maybe some other people's hurt feelings, but if they're gonna project like that, and not listen to what i'm saying, it's not my prob. :cool:

[DrummerDeanna]

not slutty, though, so don't think that. But, it translates, sometimes, to "i'm flirting with you" when really, i'm not flirting with them...I often find myself backing out of situations I didn't mean to create when i'm drunk. Nothing bad has ever happened, though. maybe some other people's hurt feelings, but if they're gonna project like that, and not listen to what i'm saying, it's not my prob. :cool:


Right. I should clarify that when I said I get touchy feely - it's usually only with those I know etc...and I'm not creepy about it - and I'm totally not slutty haha...

Actually I just get really really talkative when I'm drunk (moreso than usual) - I'm a really happy drunk :nod:

[GODDESS6]

another questions thread from Villavic:

1. What are your favorite drinks?
tequila, cabo wabo preferably :thumbsup: ~

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?
rupert holmes right?~ oh yeah :nod: ;) i have alot of those 70's compilation cd's & it get's played quite often after a few tequila's!!! :cool: ~

3. what was your funniest drunk moment
i plead the 5th, i will just say in entailed the hubby, dollar bills & dancing :p

4. what was your worst drunk moment
i fell in dog **** once :distress: :shrug: :distress: quite a graceful moment if i do say so myself!!!~

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk?
nope, thankfully i never drink & drove/drive~

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk?
i'm sure i have, we were having some cocktails w/ granny on easter once & she was asking about a cooking show on FOODNETWORK, called "the naked chef", & she was asking me y they called him that & if he cooked naked, i told her i don't think so, they mostly show him from the waist up, then granny said well what about what is goin' on from the waistdown?, she added i hope he is wearing a hairnet, i literaly fell of the stool laffing so hard, thanx granny 4 the memories!!! :lol: :laugh: ~

[amber]

Right. I should clarify that when I said I get touchy feely - it's usually only with those I know etc...and I'm not creepy about it - and I'm totally not slutty haha...

Actually I just get really really talkative when I'm drunk (moreso than usual) - I'm a really happy drunk :nod:
:xoxo: :xoxo: yeppers. I smile waaaay more, which is apparently an unusual enough occurence to make people pause... :lol:

[amber]

i'm sure i have, we were having some cocktails w/ granny on easter once & she was asking about a cooking show on FOODNETWORK, called "the naked chef", & she was asking me y they called him that & if he cooked naked, i told her i don't think so, they mostly show him from the waist up, then granny said well what about what is goin' on from the waistdown?, she added i hope he is wearing a hairnet, i literaly fell of the stool laffing so hard, thanx granny 4 the memories!!! :lol: :laugh: ~
Omigod! I love that story! Onetime, i took a boyfriend to mine's house for Xmas. My nonna was like "you two have to sleep separately. I know, it's unfair, and believe me, i've done and seen it all, but..." Bwahhhhhh!!!!
the other weird time when i was talking to gran on the phone, she was bitching about Will and Grace, and Gay people :rolleyes: and she was all..."My best friend in highschool was gay, and we all knew it, but he didn't go throwing it in people's faces!!!" :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol: (sorry about my gran being prejudiced, all you fine fellows. ;) ) nothing i can do about it...still, it was hella funny glimpse of Nonna! :nod:

[DrummerDeanna]

Sounds like something my grandma would say - and actually I love that now that she's getting older the things she say get more outrageous...it's awesome...though sometimes a little scary

[GODDESS6]

Omigod! I love that story! Onetime, i took a boyfriend to mine's house for Xmas. My nonna was like "you two have to sleep separately. I know, it's unfair, and believe me, i've done and seen it all, but..." Bwahhhhhh!!!!
the other weird time when i was talking to gran on the phone, she was bitching about Will and Grace, and Gay people :rolleyes: and she was all..."My best friend in highschool was gay, and we all knew it, but he didn't go throwing it in people's faces!!!" :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol: (sorry about my gran being prejudiced, all you fine fellows. ;) ) nothing i can do about it...still, it was hella funny glimpse of Nonna! :nod:
gran sounds like a gr8 lady tho, love their sense of humors!!!~

[amber]

gran sounds like a gr8 lady tho, love their sense of humors!!!~
:lol: :lol:
you'd think - she was always nice to me, but taught me how to iron napkins, :rolleyes: played "little Nelly neat" records for my mom, and once broke a metal baton over my mom's leg. Her and my mom are divorced, now. I still love her, though! Your gran sounds great!

[WildInTheWind]

1. What are your favorite drinks? martinis and cosmos.

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it? NO!!

3. what was your funniest drunk moment. probably when I lost my car and reported it stolen. I found it a few days later. All I can say when I called the police was "at least I wasn't diving it!"

4. what was your worst drunk moment. Rrr...passing out on the bathroom floor of some club/bar, then throwing up ouot the window on the highway. I felt really bad for the people in the backseat. Bad night....

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk? no. I don't drive it when I'm drunk!

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk? Sometimes, I usually don't get to the point of saying really dumb stuff.

~*~becky~*~

[golddustwoman77]

1. What are your favorite drinks? Margaritas, Cosmos, and wines

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?

Yes, I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain! :lol: I don't know if that is a special memory or not. Let's not talk about it.

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

Right now! :lol: Just kidding. It would have to be the party that I was drunk, and I was encouraged to be the stand up comic for the party (after a certain point). Everyone laughed so hard at me, that they made me sit down, because someone peeed in their pants and someone threw up. True story! :lol:

4. what was your worst drunk moment

In college, I drank six "Colonel Cooler Cups sized" (32 oz. of Long Island Iced Teas) that no one else could drink at the party and four Icehouse beers. I was soooo trying to be "Billy Bad Ass." ;) I pasted out in the middle of this huge party, and people had to step over me. My boyfriend at the time kept trying to get me up, but he couldn't get me to get up. He left me in the floor finally, and I kept hearing everything that everyone was saying (even though I was out). I woke up the next morning, and I started telling everyone the things that they had said while I was out. It wasn't good. :D

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk? No, I'm lucky, and much smarter now! :D

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk? No, not really. I usually become really silly and funny. Maybe, it is all in my mind. :D

[GypsySorcerer]

1. What are your favorite drinks? Midori Sours, Crown & Cokes, Amaretto Sour, Kendall-Jackson Chardonnay, Beer

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it? It's okay. My friends and I put it on our "Spring Break 2001" CD.

3. what was your funniest drunk moment - Belongs in the perv thread.

4. what was your worst drunk moment - Throwing up in a club in Nashville and getting our group kicked out of the bar because I couldn't sit up straight

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk? - No

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk? - I tend to get "confessional"

[hayley]

Hi, I'm a master drunk lately, so this is right up my alley.

1. What are your favorite drinks?

Let's see. I drink............... tequila (Cuervo. Lick it, slam it, suck it. Whee!), gin & tonics, vodka gimlets & screwdrivers (Smirnoff), Old Style, martinis (apple, lemon drop, & cosmos being my favorite), wine (Reislings & Pinot Grigio, preferably), amaretto sours or amaretto slush (mom's recipe!), and my old favorite- Apple pucker & sprite.

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?

*I haaaate that song. When I hear it, though, I think of Christina Applegate & Cameron Diaz singing it in their underwear in The Sweetest Thing.

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

*Getting incredibly drunk with my friend Miles before going out to dinner with another good friend and his lady friend, who we both hate. We went out for Indian, and Miles and I were so drunk that we were screaming "GOTCHA!" at everyone in the restaurant, and pretending that rogan josh (a lamb dish) was actually made out of a person named Josh Rogan, and we tried to reconstruct him from head to toe. That was bad.

4. what was your worst drunk moment

*A few weeks ago. A party at a friend's house. I was mixing everything I could- gin, vodka, port, beer- because I was too lazy to leave the smoking porch and didn't want to go inside and instead just grabbed whatever was around. Ended up being the puke girl... nothing better than puking in your hair, puking on your sweater, puking on your FRIEND'S sweater that replaced yours, puking on your friend's bedroom rug, then waking up with no pants, spooning with your best friend Miles. WTF?

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk?

*Never. I've never driven drunk, don't plan on ever driving drunk.

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk?

*I tend to get quieter, actually. I can be a loudmouth, or at least more outgoing, out of nervousness or tension, and drinking makes me relax and shut up.

[amber]

*A few weeks ago. A party at a friend's house. I was mixing everything I could- gin, vodka, port, beer- because I was too lazy to leave the smoking porch and didn't want to go inside and instead just grabbed whatever was around. Ended up being the puke girl... nothing better than puking in your hair, puking on your sweater, puking on your FRIEND'S sweater that replaced yours, puking on your friend's bedroom rug, then waking up with no pants, spooning with your best friend Miles. WTF?

Oh, no....Oh no....Ohhhhhhhh, noooooooo... :distress: Nooooooooooo! (anguished cry to heaven) :lol: :lol: :lol:
JK. :wavey:

[hayley]

I really shouldn't repeat that story, especially on a public forum, but I need all the humility and shame I can get.

Not that I learned any kind of lesson from that incident. I'm three sheets to the wind as we speak.

[amber]

I really shouldn't repeat that story, especially on a public forum, but I need all the humility and shame I can get.

Not that I learned any kind of lesson from that incident. I'm three sheets to the wind as we speak.
three sheets meself. Okay, i'll keep you company. not as bad, but...
onetime, in chico (they have this place that on Wed, has well drinks for .25. that's right, 25 cents) anywhoo, after coming back to town, my and my BF were walking on our way to another bar, and i felt great! fine!
suddenly
I turned
and BARFED on the sidewalk. No warning, no feeling of sickness.
No one around.
just kept walking.
really, no one ever really saw.

Feel better? I have one worse one, I think, but...no, no, no..

[hayley]

Hee!

I was on the train w/ my roommate a couple years ago, on our way home from a party at like 5AM, and she started getting green, and before we could do anything, she just puked all over the floor and the seats of the red line. We still had like six stops to go before our station, and she was too trashed to move with me to another seat, let alone another compartment, so we rode the red line for ten minutes with her puke keeping us company.

Drunks across the world unite!

[amber]

Hee!

I was on the train w/ my roommate a couple years ago, on our way home from a party at like 5AM, and she started getting green, and before we could do anything, she just puked all over the floor and the seats of the red line. We still had like six stops to go before our station, and she was too trashed to move with me to another seat, let alone another compartment, so we rode the red line for ten minutes with her puke keeping us company.

Drunks across the world unite!
ooohhhh, gross! :laugh: :lol:
In Chico, it's a routine to purposely puke in the bathroom so you can stay out more/drink more. Yep, the bathrooms were neat. It's also a code to have s** in the bathrooms
honestly, I try to keep from puking at an inopportune moment. Doesn't mean it always works. usually, but not always. :shrug: I haven't tossed my cookies in front of anyone in...oh, I think over many years..*whew* :laugh:

[estranged4life]

when I get waysted, Which happens about as often as a Fleetwood Mac tour (LOL!!) I become a happy goofy drunk instead of a hellbent po'd drunk.

I guess tequila & lots of J.D. have a way of doing that dont they :nod: :thumbsup:

[CelticGypsy]

1. What are your favorite drinks?

I like Mimosas and I like white zin sometimes. Maybe a strawberry margarita on vacation. I don't drink much. Maybe two wine glasses a month at the most. Trying to keep on my diet and I rather eat than drink my calories so I save drinking for special occasions. Sounds boring I know.

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?

I like the song. I am not crazy about Pina Coladas but my hubby will have one or two in the summertime. On a vacation, we have sung that song for fun in karoke bar :sorry:

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

I have never been drunk. I have been slightly tipsy. Let's just say I was cooking dinner one evening back in the 80's with my hubby helping me and we were drinking wine like Graham Kerr use to do on his old show. haha We got silly and romantic :xoxo:

4. what was your worst drunk moment

Never had one.

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk?

No.

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk?

I don't think so.

[CelticGypsy]

i'm sure i have, we were having some cocktails w/ granny on easter once & she was asking about a cooking show on FOODNETWORK, called "the naked chef", & she was asking me y they called him that & if he cooked naked, i told her i don't think so, they mostly show him from the waist up, then granny said well what about what is goin' on from the waistdown?, she added i hope he is wearing a hairnet, i literaly fell of the stool laffing so hard, thanx granny 4 the memories!!! ~
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I LOVE WATCHING JAMIE OLIVER :blob2: He is a cutie and I am way too old for him but his show is fun to watch. I bet there is a lot of us older grandma's that watch Jamie :)

[skcin]

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

*Getting incredibly drunk with my friend Miles before going out to dinner with another good friend and his lady friend, who we both hate. We went out for Indian, and Miles and I were so drunk that we were screaming "GOTCHA!" at everyone in the restaurant, and pretending that rogan josh (a lamb dish) was actually made out of a person named Josh Rogan, and we tried to reconstruct him from head to toe. That was bad.

.

OK, why I'm laughing hysterically at your Josh Rogan made of food, I have no idea. But I am. Too funny.

[TwistedGypsy]

1. What are your favorite drinks?Miller Lite and Vodka with pretty much anything :thumbsup:

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?No special memory, just like it

3. what was your funniest drunk moment? I don't think we have enough time :laugh: , but I'll give you 2. I went to work the next day after boozing the night before, and my manager pulled my bra out of the hostess stand :shocked: Then came rather close to be arrested after swimming in a fountain in a park downtown :laugh:

4. what was your worst drunk moment? Having to go to the bathroom, sitting down then realizing I had to throw up, set the trash can between my legs, proceeded to throw up and then passed out in that position for a good 2 hours. Thats happened twice :distress:

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk? NO

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk? Yes, but don't exspect me to remember them for obvious reasons :rolleyes:

Brit

[skcin]

I will answer these questions honestly, knowing that I used to drink WAY too much & I have it under control now. :nod:

1. What are your favorite drinks?

Beer. Preferably Labatt Blue Light (thank God we live so close to Canada.) I also like Corona & Amstel Light.

If I'm out for dinner, I'll drink wine (usually just White Zinfandel, I don't really "get" wine. Except when I ate at Delmonico's at The Venetian in Vegas & the guy recommended a Syrrah - OMG, incredible.) I like frozen margaritas & frozen mudslides too. I don't do shots (see answer to #4) & most mixed drinks give me terrible heartburn.

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?

This may be one of the first songs ever written.

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

I've been drunk a lot, so this is hard. Funny for me, or funny for others who may have laughed at me? :] I've had lots of fun times camping (a huge group of us has gone every year for the past 10 years) and at friends' weddings.

4. what was your worst drunk moment

Two that I remember very clearly: When I was about 15, a guy friend of mine used to pick me up after I snuck out of my house & we'd drive around in his 83 Monte Carlo listening to The Scorpions & polishing off a 12 pack of Bud (stupid, I know now...) We went to a party one night & I was drinking something else in addition to the beer (whiskey? no idea.) He drove me home, we made out in his car & I went in my house. After I had gotten ready for bed, I realized I had to puke.
So I ran down the hall & into the bathroom, spun around to shut the door & slipped on the rug. I fell into the bathtub & broke the ceramic soapdish off the wall with the back of my head. When I came to a minute or two later, I had peed my pants & my mom was hitting me trying to wake me up yelling about how stupid I was. I went to bed & when I woke up I had a 8 inch long bump there for days. What an asshole I was. I apologized to mom & dad never knew.

The second was probably about 3 or 4 years ago. For some reason, someone convinced me to do shots. The next morning I remembered doing one shot of Das Comet (a vanilla version of Rumpleminz. Just the thought of the stuff literally makes me gag to this day) From what I was told, I had done at least 6 shots, in addition to downing several draft beers. That night at my best friend's house, I barfed (mostly into the toilet, but occasionally on the floor) until I had nothing left, then the dry heaves continued for a couple more hours. I slept on their bathroom floor in front of the toilet & woke up with dried puke & toilet paper (which I had apparently attempted to use to clean up with) stuck to my face. Very classy :rolleyes:

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk?

No, I drove home slightly impaired once when I was 19 & I was so scared I never did it again.

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk?

No, I just get louder & more blunt (if that's possible) :D

[amber]

The second was probably about 3 or 4 years ago. For some reason, someone convinced me to do shots. The next morning I remembered doing one shot of Das Comet (a vanilla version of Rumpleminz. Just the thought of the stuff literally makes me gag to this day) From what I was told, I had done at least 6 shots, in addition to downing several draft beers. That night at my best friend's house, I barfed (mostly into the toilet, but occasionally on the floor) until I had nothing left, then the dry heaves continued for a couple more hours. I slept on their bathroom floor in front of the toilet & woke up with dried puke & toilet paper (which I had apparently attempted to use to clean up with) stuck to my face. Very classy :rolleyes:

Oh, oh no no no no no no...NO..... :lol: :o :laugh: :shocked: :nod:

[skcin]

Oh, oh no no no no no no...NO..... :lol: :o :laugh: :shocked: :nod:

Sadly...yes. :(

[macmar71]

1. What are your favorite drinks? White Russsian, Blue Hawaii, Red Death, and Electric Lemonade

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it? This song is corny and I remember hearing it on the radio alot...shudder!

3. what was your funniest drunk moment ? Trying to walk in heeled boots with several drinks in me, lost my balance but didn't fall on my face

4. what was your worst drunk moment? Sleeping on th cold bathroom floor because I felt ill

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk? No but I had the misfortune of being in a car with a drunk who crashed into a parked car.

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk? Hi Doggy, Are You Hungry?

[skcin]

3. what was your funniest drunk moment ? Trying to walk in heeled boots with several drinks in me, lost my balance but didn't fall on my face



This made me remember one of my funny drunk moments. Every year, they have the 'World's Largest Disco' in Buffalo for charity. I've gone almost every year for the past 6 or 7 years. Some people dress up (we do! :thumbsup: ) and some don't.

Anyway, I found a pair of "Pop-Out" sandals at an antique store & bought them. These are sandals with a 4 inch thick wooden sole, into which roller skate wheels are hidden. You pull a button on the side of the sandal & the wheels drop down so you can skate. Let's just say that a drunk girl (who can't dance :laugh: ) skating around on a beer-soaked floor is not the best idea. I don't think I ever fell hard, but there were many trips & slips. And then they decided to wheel me up & down the parking ramp :eek: - at least they held on to me, so not too much damage was done.