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estranged4life

01-05-2005, 09:17 PM

Ashlee Simpson's vocal malfunction
Making viewers long for the days of Janet Jackson's breast

By Michael Ventre
MSNBC contributor
Updated: 5:53 p.m. ET Jan. 5, 2005

In this case, if Ashlee Simpson had flashed a breast, the FCC probably would have let it go.

After all, agencies of the federal government are there to protect the citizenry from any sort of injury or harm. Ashlee's performance at halftime of Tuesday night's Orange Bowl in Miami was about as close as a singer gets to committing aggravated assault. If she had only taken a lesson from Janet Jackson, the world would be talking today about the exposure of a boob rather than a fraud.

Much of the blame for this fiasco falls upon ABC, which hired this female Gilbert Gottfried to headline the halftime show for college football's ultimate game, matching No. 1 USC against No. 2 Oklahoma (aka Choklahoma). If the Sooners are despondent today after absorbing a 55-19 bludgeoning from the Trojans, they can take solace that each and every one of them could have taken the halftime stage dressed in drag and mooed like a cow and still induce fewer boos than Ashlee did Tuesday night.

First NBC invited Ashlee on "Saturday Night Live," where she tried to fool the audience by lip-synching her way through a song, but failed. Now ABC. Don't these networks have a Standards and Practices office anymore? Don't they care about the welfare of our children? Don't these network executives realize that a performance like Ashlee's could produce imitators? Are they unconcerned about copycat Ashlees?

I watched the Orange Bowl Tuesday night, like millions of other Americans. The first half was all USC. When halftime arrived, I sat at the kitchen table, watching the TV from a room away. Because of the distance, the sound seemed lower than it was if I was right there in front of the screen. I started to enjoy a fine meal. I felt safe and secure.

When Ashlee came on and began to perform, though, I literally dropped my fork. Then I cupped my hands over my ears, but it didn't help. Ashlee's singing sounded like a cross between a political prisoner being tortured and a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

I desperately searched for the remote so I could hit the mute button, but I must have misplaced it. But I also couldn't believe that someone didn't rush the stage and stop her. The local police. The FBI. Homeland security. Even an angry mob of vigilantes. Instead, they just let her keep going. I've never felt so helpless or vulnerable in my life.

I happened to look out the window and noticed that some of my neighbors were running down the street, their hands over their ears, screaming for help. I wanted to help them, I really did. Yet I was gripped by horror and disbelief. I was practically catatonic. For their sake, and for mine, all I could hope for was a swift end to the halftime show.

Shrieking like a hyena giving birth, she closed her "song" with something that approximates the phrase, "you make we wanna SCREAM!" And then she waited for applause.

Instead, she got boos, the kind of irate and vindictive boos that usually occur after a pro wrestler taunts a crowd. Through the cacophony, the gentle strains of "You suck!" could be heard. Ashlee was escorted off the stage and through a tunnel, and let's just say the Indiana Pacers were received more warmly by Detroit fans when they walked toward the locker room after the brawl.

Just go away now

I consider myself a tolerant person. I accept the talented and talentless equally. I realize not everyone can sing like Sinatra or Streisand. Usually, I applaud the effort, even if the result is unsatisfactory. On the handful of occasions when I have been at a karaoke bar, I clap my hands supportively for each and every participant, regardless of how pitiful their attempts. That's just the kind of guy I am.

But I believe there are limits, and Ashlee has crossed mine, and I believe, the world's. She is using her status as the sister of Jessica Simpson in order to carve out a career for herself. How anyone can listen to Jessica, let alone Ashlee, borders on the stupefying. But I see stories on the news all the time about con artists who separate people from their life savings. I know there were scads of gullible viewers who tuned in to watch Geraldo Rivera open Al Capone's vault. I realize that humans are flawed, and sometimes those flaws can have disastrous consequences.

What I hope and pray for now is that Ashlee will go away and leave the public alone. On behalf of the world community, I implore her to pursue another career. There are many avenues for a young woman of her abilities. Pig farmers need wranglers. The U.S. Forest Service has many outposts in remote areas of our nation's parks, where one can make all the noise one wants and not be heard by another soul for miles. And if she's determined to remain in the entertainment field, the horror genre in Hollywood could always use a good screamer.

But Ashlee must cease and desist her professional singing career immediately. The lip-synching angered many. The Orange Bowl debacle undoubtedly caused thousands to seek counseling. What does she want next? Is she setting up some sort of blackmail scheme: "Give me $10 million or I'll keep singing"?

If that's the case, I'm prepared to donate generously. I don't think I'm alone.

sara1998

01-05-2005, 09:20 PM

Ashlee Simpson's vocal malfunction

In this case, if Ashlee Simpson had flashed a breast, the FCC probably would have let it go.

The FCC would have let it go becasue if she would have flashed a breast, it probably would have been a fake too.... :lol:

77Rumours77

01-05-2005, 09:25 PM

Instead, she got boos, the kind of irate and vindictive boos that usually occur after a pro wrestler taunts a crowd. Through the cacophony, the gentle strains of "You suck!" could be heard. Ashlee was escorted off the stage and through a tunnel, and let's just say the Indiana Pacers were received more warmly by Detroit fans when they walked toward the locker room after the brawl.

And might I add that it was Hilarious! :D :D :thumbsup: :] :blob2:

estranged4life

01-05-2005, 09:28 PM

what I enjoyed more...Ass-lee Simpleton getting her just reward or the beating that the Choklahoma Gooners suffered :thumbsup:

77Rumours77

01-05-2005, 09:30 PM

what I enjoyed more...Ass-lee Simpleton getting her just reward or the beating that the Choklahoma Gooners suffered :thumbsup:
Tough Call!
I think were going to have to flip a coin! Bother were equally enjoyable! :cool:

GODDESS6

01-05-2005, 09:54 PM

this is all toooo funnnnnnnny 4 words :nod: :lol: :nod: :lol: :nod: !!!~

ontheEdgeof17

01-05-2005, 09:58 PM

Looks like another one hit wonder. She will be gone by '06. :rolleyes:

(I still love her album, though :cool: )

estranged4life

01-05-2005, 10:10 PM

What does she want next? Is she setting up some sort of blackmail scheme: "Give me $10 million or I'll keep singing"?

If that's the case, I'm prepared to donate generously. I don't think I'm alone.

let's take Ass-lee Simpleton and have her threaten to sing an 'Aria' for 3 hours non-stop on very radio & TV station on the planet unless a trillion is paid to her, But instead of giving her the trillion we give her a colonic that is so high we never have to hear from her again and we take the trillion and give it to Tsunami relief...

That way all will be well in the world, And the people of the world will finally forgive us Americans for the attrocities we have caused...That's an attrocity in the music world with these lame as hell lipsync-tards

GardenStateGirlie

01-05-2005, 10:18 PM

estranged4life

01-05-2005, 10:23 PM

I laughed so hard I was nearly crying. I almost felt bad for her...almost. And WTF was going on with Kelly Clarkson?!? If I were her, i'd fire my backing vocalists. Can we say TOTALLY OFF KEY AND OUT OF TUNE, MUCH?!

Crapson sang I thought I heard one of the kittens choke up a hairball, But alas it was her suckingtheassoftheworld vocals...

tynan88

01-05-2005, 10:52 PM

Wow I love this writer so clever.

Tynan

goldie

01-05-2005, 11:03 PM

Does anyone have a link to the video? I've gotta see for myself how bad it really was!

Mad4stevie

01-05-2005, 11:24 PM

Does anyone have a link to the video? I've gotta see for myself how bad it really was!

Oh, man I would like to see it too!

After the SNL event, I can't wait.

Did she do anymore ho-downs?

bikerchic

01-05-2005, 11:33 PM

I kind of feel sorry for her, I'm the mother of a young daughter who loves her and wants to sing one day and I just picture her standing up there on stage being booooed by thousand's of people, it would just break my heart. The only good thing that I like about Ashlee is that she was quoted as saying in one of those teenage magazine's that her musical influence is no other than our beloved Stevie Nicks. It was so cute when my daughter read this, she comes running up to me, all excited, mommy, mommy, she loves Stevie Nicks!

ontheEdgeof17

01-05-2005, 11:38 PM

Jay Leno's joke tonight on his show:

There was two problems with the halftime show. Kelly Clarkson's mic wasn't working and Ashlee Simpson's was. :laugh:

bikerchic

01-05-2005, 11:43 PM

There you go.....

http://www.katc.com/Global/story.asp?S=2769169&nav=EyAzUrKb

dissention

01-05-2005, 11:46 PM

When Ashlee came on and began to perform, though, I literally dropped my fork. Then I cupped my hands over my ears, but it didn't help. Ashlee's singing sounded like a cross between a political prisoner being tortured and a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

That just made me lose all control. Brilliant. :thumbsup:

Mad4stevie

01-06-2005, 12:07 AM

Oh my dear sweet lord!

That wasn't as good as the SNL dance, but it was pretty damn close! :lol:

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01-06-2005, 12:16 AM

estranged4life

01-06-2005, 02:03 AM

try the following website:

http://www.lipsync.us/

amber

01-06-2005, 02:18 AM

Jay Leno's joke tonight on his show:

There was two problems with the halftime show. Kelly Clarkson's mic wasn't working and Ashlee Simpson's was. :laugh:
wow, Jay was actually funny! Good one! :thumbsup:

skcin

01-06-2005, 09:45 AM

Looks like another one hit wonder. She will be gone by '06. :rolleyes:

(I still love her album, though :cool: )

Me too. But Howard Stern played a clip of her singing this morning. Dear. God. :distress:

It was SOOOOO bad. She should never sing live again. Never. Ever.

77Rumours77

01-06-2005, 12:57 PM

Wow, Ashlee has had quite a lossing streak hasn't she???
First her SNL "Lip Sync" (HOWDOWN DANCE :laugh: :thumbsup: ) And Now this... Oragne Bowl thing! Bad things usually comes in 3's so lets wager whats next for Miss. Simpleton..... :laugh:

BTFLCHLD

01-06-2005, 02:54 PM

I did not see the half-time show. IMO majority of them suck.
I did watch the brief clip that was provided in this thread.

IMO I can understand the audience's reaction; however, it was disheartening to see the varying sad faces of the other show participants on the field who probably didn't hear the chit performance due to the fireworks and were puzzled if perhaps they were booing at them. If you ask me, they didn't deserve to have that feeling for a moment...even though they now know what the boo was really all about. :shrug:

We all know she sucked...why make the other performers feel like a joke? :distress:

Serrart

01-06-2005, 04:36 PM

I've just downloaded the performance... the song is horrid, she is awful (even if her sister and her brother in law are far worse, IMO) but her manager should be fired. He/she let Ms Simpson have a humiliation like this, signing her for a show she clearly wasn't ready for. :shrug:

Romy

ontheEdgeof17

01-06-2005, 04:37 PM

Serrart

01-06-2005, 04:40 PM

Her manager is her father. :laugh:

:laugh: That explains everything, they're usually the worst managers.

Romy

goldie

01-06-2005, 08:29 PM

Thanks for the link to that horrible performance!! lol Even the cheerleaders at the end are laughing at how bad it was.

estranged4life

01-06-2005, 08:38 PM

Thanks for the link to that horrible performance!! lol Even the cheerleaders at the end are laughing at how bad it was.

I need to see if any of the high school cheerleaders from the town I reside in laughed at her (The Carnegie High School Wildcat Cheerleaders were invited to be a part of the half-time show since they won a National cheerleading title in 2004.)

~nightbird~

01-07-2005, 06:12 PM

Anyone else wish they'd let the marching bands perform at half-time?

As far as Ashlee Simpson, I felt embarrassed for her over her performance. (I haven't seen the SNL one) What she needs to do is take voice lessons. She's got to be killing her vocal cords by the way she uses her voice. I think she screams more than she sings...I dunno, maybe it's just me.

Anyway, I say they let the bands perform for the half-time show.

GateandGarden

01-07-2005, 06:21 PM

try the following website:

http://www.lipsync.us/Thanks for that link, Brian! Too funny.

Did y'all see this pic of her on that site? What a retarded shirt!

estranged4life

01-07-2005, 06:29 PM

Thanks for that link, Brian! Too funny.

Did y'all see this pic of her on that site? What a retarded shirt!

Here's a picture of the kinda boy that Ass-lee Simpleton would like to 'get it on' with:

<div align=center>
<img src="http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/noob.jpg">
</div>

bikerchic

01-07-2005, 07:05 PM

Thanks for that link, Brian! Too funny.

Did y'all see this pic of her on that site? What a retarded shirt!
:nod: :nod: :nod: Very retarded! You should have seen me explaining that one to my daughter! :shocked: :o :confused:

dissention

01-07-2005, 07:07 PM

Here's a picture of the kinda boy that Ass-lee Simpleton would like to 'get it on' with:

<div align=center>
<img src="http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/noob.jpg">
</div>

Jeezum crow, that scared the **** out of me, Brian. :laugh: Imagine waking up next to that thing every morning. Would certainly be a cure for morning erections.

bikerchic

01-07-2005, 07:19 PM

Jeezum crow, that scared the **** out of me, Brian. :laugh: Imagine waking up next to that thing every morning. Would certainly be a cure for morning erections.
Or morning blow jobs! :nod: He's wearing the black & decker pecker wrecker! :lol:

dissention

01-07-2005, 07:24 PM

Or morning blow jobs! :nod: He's wearing the black & decker pecker wrecker! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

GardenStateGirlie

01-07-2005, 07:34 PM

Thanks for that link, Brian! Too funny.

Did y'all see this pic of her on that site? What a retarded shirt!

Well, then I guess it's safe to say daddy didn't give her the chastity ring he gave Jessica :lol:

ontheEdgeof17

01-07-2005, 07:35 PM

Well, then I guess it's safe to say daddy didn't give her the chastity ring he gave Jessica :lol:

As gross as this sounds, I think daddy has a crush on the blonde one. :sorry: :shocked:

GateandGarden

01-07-2005, 07:46 PM

As gross as this sounds, I think daddy has a crush on the blonde one. :sorry: :shocked:I was wondering if anyone was ever going to bring that up! (We haven't touched on that yet, have we?) Yeah, they seem to have a weird relationship, don't they? Why would you dad give you a chastity ring like that? I would be so horrified if my Dad gave me one! :shocked: :eek: :

GardenStateGirlie

01-07-2005, 07:54 PM

As gross as this sounds, I think daddy has a crush on the blonde one. :sorry: :shocked:

Honey, i've been saying that for the past two years. I totally agree with you. Her father grosses me out. This is amusing though...it's a quote from Joe Simpson on Ashlee (she's set to star in a new movie called Wannabe).

"She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."

Ha. Right. She couldn't act her way out of a paper bag on 7th Heaven and she has about as much depth as a wading pool.

bikerchic

01-07-2005, 08:11 PM

As gross as this sounds, I think daddy has a crush on the blonde one. :sorry: :shocked:

Creepfest.....

http://www.celebnewswire.com/2004/12/simpson_dad_sez.html

amber

01-07-2005, 08:16 PM

Creepfest.....

http://www.celebnewswire.com/2004/12/simpson_dad_sez.html
gross. and gross again.

ontheEdgeof17

01-07-2005, 08:18 PM

"She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."

So that means she will end up getting a face lift and fall in love with someone 10-15 years younger?

GardenStateGirlie

01-07-2005, 08:18 PM

Creepfest.....

http://www.celebnewswire.com/2004/12/simpson_dad_sez.html

Yep...that's what I had read....where's that vomit icon when you need it? Bleeeech!

amber

01-07-2005, 08:19 PM

So that means she will end up getting a face lift and fall in love with someone 10-15 years younger?
*Z snap*
If she's lucky....she's still never gonna look as good as Meg...
Amber "thinks Meg is so cute" G.

estranged4life

01-07-2005, 08:19 PM

GardenStateGirlie

01-07-2005, 08:20 PM

So that means she will end up getting a face lift and fall in love with someone 10-15 years younger?

Let's hope that the movie is never released so we don't have to worry. I can't imagine her career lasting much longer. Soon the world will turn on the Simpson family. I think we're pretty much over them.

wondergirl9847

01-07-2005, 08:21 PM

If my dad ever talked about my (non-existent) boobs, I'd kill myself. Blurgh.

ontheEdgeof17

01-07-2005, 08:23 PM

Let's hope that the movie is never released so we don't have to worry. I can't imagine her career lasting much longer. Soon the world will turn on the Simpson family. I think we're pretty much over them.

Yeah. I think Newlyweds will flop this time around....as will Ash's. At least I hope so I won't have to see them ever again.

GardenStateGirlie

01-07-2005, 08:24 PM

whats does anyone expect when a father is talking about a daughter's breast size, That doesnt seem normal to me...The Simple-tards (aka the Simple-tons) are just the white version of the Jackson family, A very strange & sick side show of a family.

I'm laughing so hard right now...(from the same website)

Jessica Simpson's Mom Saves Her From Dwarfism
Where would poor little Jessica Simpson be without her well-intentioned (and not at all creepy) parents? She'd be a promiscuous sex-having little dwarf, of course. In recent weeks Papa Joe Simpson has gushed praise on the size and sexiness of Jessica's chest and revealed that he made her pledge her virginity until she married when the poor lass was a wee twelve-year-old. But now it's Mama Tina's turn to gross out America.

Simpson's ever-supportive mother claimed that Jessica had a "long body and dwarf legs" and tried to correct this grave injustice by pulling on the stubs every night before the aspiring starlet dozed off to dreams of Daddy. Jessica said, "My mom was so worried that I would grow up looking strange. So every night before I went to bed, she would pull my legs and stretch them so they would be in proportion with the rest of my body." When asked why she thought she could defy the laws of physics and human growth, Tina said, "Well, they were just so short!" Ah, that explains it. No word on whether or not she got the idea from Gary Coleman's similar stunt on Diff'rent Strokes. It would be understandable if she did, though--because it worked so well for him.

amber

01-07-2005, 08:24 PM

If my dad ever talked about my (non-existent) boobs, I'd kill myself. Blurgh.
My dad said something about mine once, but, of course, it was not at all like that. Plus, it's weird to talk about them in the Media...it's waaay extra pervy. And he went on and on, really. "she just is sexy. put her in a t-shirt. blah. you can't hide those. size, blah." :shocked: :shocked:
Dude!!!! geezus....

ontheEdgeof17

01-07-2005, 08:27 PM

I'm laughing so hard right now...(from the same website)

Jessica Simpson's Mom Saves Her From Dwarfism
Where would poor little Jessica Simpson be without her well-intentioned (and not at all creepy) parents? She'd be a promiscuous sex-having little dwarf, of course. In recent weeks Papa Joe Simpson has gushed praise on the size and sexiness of Jessica's chest and revealed that he made her pledge her virginity until she married when the poor lass was a wee twelve-year-old. But now it's Mama Tina's turn to gross out America.

Simpson's ever-supportive mother claimed that Jessica had a "long body and dwarf legs" and tried to correct this grave injustice by pulling on the stubs every night before the aspiring starlet dozed off to dreams of Daddy. Jessica said, "My mom was so worried that I would grow up looking strange. So every night before I went to bed, she would pull my legs and stretch them so they would be in proportion with the rest of my body." When asked why she thought she could defy the laws of physics and human growth, Tina said, "Well, they were just so short!" Ah, that explains it. No word on whether or not she got the idea from Gary Coleman's similar stunt on Diff'rent Strokes. It would be understandable if she did, though--because it worked so well for him.

:lol: :laugh: :p :laugh: :lol:

What's there to say about this? All you can do is laugh....

DrummerDeanna

01-07-2005, 08:29 PM

I'm laughing so hard right now...(from the same website)

Jessica Simpson's Mom Saves Her From Dwarfism
Where would poor little Jessica Simpson be without her well-intentioned (and not at all creepy) parents? She'd be a promiscuous sex-having little dwarf, of course. In recent weeks Papa Joe Simpson has gushed praise on the size and sexiness of Jessica's chest and revealed that he made her pledge her virginity until she married when the poor lass was a wee twelve-year-old. But now it's Mama Tina's turn to gross out America.

Simpson's ever-supportive mother claimed that Jessica had a "long body and dwarf legs" and tried to correct this grave injustice by pulling on the stubs every night before the aspiring starlet dozed off to dreams of Daddy. Jessica said, "My mom was so worried that I would grow up looking strange. So every night before I went to bed, she would pull my legs and stretch them so they would be in proportion with the rest of my body." When asked why she thought she could defy the laws of physics and human growth, Tina said, "Well, they were just so short!" Ah, that explains it. No word on whether or not she got the idea from Gary Coleman's similar stunt on Diff'rent Strokes. It would be understandable if she did, though--because it worked so well for him.

That is horrid - I bet in addition to being one of the dumbest women on the planet - she's also one of the most F***** up ones :nod:

dissention

01-07-2005, 08:30 PM

Honey, i've been saying that for the past two years. I totally agree with you. Her father grosses me out. This is amusing though...it's a quote from Joe Simpson on Ashlee (she's set to star in a new movie called Wannabe).

"She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."

Ha. Right. She couldn't act her way out of a paper bag on 7th Heaven and she has about as much depth as a wading pool.

He forced the screenwriters and producers to change his Asslee's character, because she was originally supposed to be a lesbian and he didn't approve. :rolleyes:

amber

01-07-2005, 08:31 PM

yes, it's weird, but it makes me think of the people in Africa who from a young age wear those rings around their necks, and, as a consequence, all have incredibly long necks. And what about foot binding? that crumpled peoples feet. So, all i'm saying there is, that sort of thing may work. As to the rest of it... :shrug: :eek:

GardenStateGirlie

01-07-2005, 08:32 PM

That is horrid - I bet in addition to being one of the dumbest women on the planet - she's also one of the most F***** up ones :nod:

Oh, when her career finally tanks for good, she's going to need years worth of therapy. I think she'd better quit buying the Louis Vuitton and save her money.

GardenStateGirlie

01-07-2005, 08:35 PM

He forced the screenwriters and producers to change his Asslee's character, because she was originally supposed to be a lesbian and he didn't approve. :rolleyes:

Ashlee can't play a lesbian but he can foam at the mouth over blondie :rolleyes:

Here's a new one to add to the Commandments, Joe.

Thou shalt not covet thy daughters tits.

:VOMIT:

estranged4life

01-07-2005, 08:50 PM

website for some laughs (There's even some adult situation stories of the Simple-tards family):

http://ashlee.zap.to/

Btw, The above mentioned website is titled "Ashlee Simpson-Rock Legend"...Yeah the only thing lengendary about her is how much she sucks, Which is mindblowingly lengendary!

GardenStateGirlie

01-07-2005, 09:03 PM

The collection of pictures is hysterical. I'm still wondering wtf she was wearing the night of the Orange Bowl. I see the ripped jersey but what's going on with that hot pink thing attached?

You know, I actually did buy her album the day it came out. I am guilty of having watched the first season of Ashlee. I think if it weren't for John Shanks and his writing partner, that album wouldn't have sold at all. Ashlee should probably thank him as well as her sister (since she's riding on her coat tails) for the opportunity to suck so hard and take what could have been a decent (albeit short) career and flushed it.

estranged4life

01-07-2005, 09:05 PM

GateandGarden

01-07-2005, 09:49 PM

My dad said something about mine once, but, of course, it was not at all like that. Plus, it's weird to talk about them in the Media...it's waaay extra pervy. And he went on and on, really. "she just is sexy. put her in a t-shirt. blah. you can't hide those. size, blah." :shocked: :shocked:
Dude!!!! geezus....Not only would I be grossed out if I my Dad talked about my breasts, I would be humiliated if he mentioned them in public, especially to reference how they can't be hidden. :shocked: :eek:

amber

01-07-2005, 09:54 PM

Not only would I be grossed out if I my Dad talked about my breasts, I would be humiliated if he mentioned them in public, especially to reference how they can't be hidden. :shocked: :eek:
yep. gross a rama.

GateandGarden

01-07-2005, 10:01 PM

These are my favorite pics from the last site that was posted.

I always hated that horrifying white thing Jessica's wearing, and you have to love Ashlee's "I Have Expensive Things" shirt. :rolleyes:

DrummerDeanna

01-07-2005, 10:07 PM

LOL - this breast talk reminds me of Sixteen Candles - when Molly Ringwald's (I can't remember her name in the movie) Grandparents comment on her breasts - then her grandma gropes her...SO horrid - I would die...

GardenStateGirlie

01-07-2005, 10:09 PM

DrummerDeanna

01-07-2005, 10:18 PM

"Look! She's getting her boobies!!!!"

That's IT!! :laugh: :laugh: I couldn't remember what the grandma said....so simple but it slipped my mind...I gotta watch that flick again.

amber

01-07-2005, 10:19 PM

That's IT!! :laugh: :laugh: I couldn't remember what the grandma said....so simple but it slipped my mind...I gotta watch that flick again.
:lol: :lol:
Omigaw, my gran did that to me...she said...."look, mosquito bites!"
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HEEEEELLLP!!!!! :lol:

strandinthewind

01-07-2005, 10:19 PM

"Look! She's getting her boobies!!!!"

:] :lol: :] :lol: :] :lol:
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

bikerchic

01-08-2005, 09:34 AM

:lol: :lol:
Omigaw, my gran did that to me...she said...."look, mosquito bites!"
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HEEEEELLLP!!!!! :lol:
OMG, my dad used to call them that, or he'd call them bee stings :shocked: :nod: :laugh: