The Apocalypse Is Upon Us

[dissention]

It's just been revealed that Paris Hilton is releasing an album and she's covering...

David Bowie's "Fame" and Blondie's "Heart of Glass." :eek:

Somebody get me a paper bag. I simply can't imagine two fantastic songs such as those being "sung" by this chick.

[ryan8472]

It's just been revealed that Paris Hilton is releasing an album and she's covering...

David Bowie's "Fame" and Blondie's "Heart of Glass." :eek:

Somebody get me a paper bag. I simply can't imagine two fantastic songs such as those being "sung" by this chick.

Wha wha wha what???!!! Not Bowie and Blondie! Please don't cover Bowie or Blondie!

DIE PARIS HILTON, DIE!!

[estranged4life]

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Brian "Stupid skanks shouldnt sing!!! They should DIE instead :thumbsup: " j.

[dissention]

Wha wha wha what???!!! Not Bowie and Blondie! Please don't cover Bowie or Blondie!

DIE PARIS HILTON, DIE!!

She was named one of the ten most fascinating people of the year by Barbara Walters about two weeks ago. She interviewed her for a few minutes and asked her if she was smart. Paris said that yes, she is VERY smart. Barabara then asked her if she was booksmart and if so, what did she read. Paris said "books." :rolleyes:

What a dumb bimbo.

[ryan8472]

She was named one of the ten most fascinating people of the year by Barbara Walters about two weeks ago. She interviewed her for a few minutes and asked her if she was smart. Paris said that yes, she is VERY smart. Barabara then asked her if she was booksmart and if so, what did she read. Paris said "books." :rolleyes:

What a dumb bimbo.

Please, I doubt if she can even read the lyrics to Fame or Heart Of Glass :distress:

[GypsySorcerer]

:eek: :eek: I can't wait to miss it.

[estranged4life]

Who wished Bush would only recall a draft only long enuff so this dumb blonde c___ (Rhymes with "punt") would be placed on the front lines in Iraq, To only die when her fellow soldiers grew tired of her whining primadonna ass and threw her in the mine-field for some real entertainment????

Brian "Ka-booM!!!" j.

[gldstwmn]

There's no way this chic should be singing a song co-written by John Lennon. Who signed off on that?

[strandinthewind]

There's no way this chic should be singing a song co-written by John Lennon. Who signed off on that?

LOL - I just cannot resist the tempataion - this is Paris Hilton being a working member of society :cool: :wavey: :laugh: :wink:

Seriously, let's hear the record - it could be good :shrug: - but I dount it :laugh: This is a little bit like Lucy buying the rights to Mame and then SINGING it :ekk:

[estranged4life]

Seriously, let's hear the record - it could be good :shrug: - but I dount it :laugh: This is a little bit like Lucy buying the rights to Mame and then SINGING it :ekk:

Her album could only be compared to the worse of the worse singing albums of all time by a "supposed" celebrity:

William Shatner

Sorry, I would rather shoot a full metal jacketed .45 slug into my grey matter & be forced on a feeding tube in my brain dead state of mind than have to hear any album that bad again in a lifetime...And believe me "I did everyone in-Paris" Hilton would rise to that level of cat turd garglin' & dog vomitted singing!!!!

Brian j.

[strandinthewind]

Her album could only be compared to the worse of the worse singing albums of all time by a "supposed" celebrity:

William Shatner

Sorry, I would rather shoot a full metal jacketed .45 slug into my grey matter & be forced on a feeding tube in my brain dead state of mind than have to hear any album that bad again in a lifetime...And believe me "I did everyone in-Paris" Hilton would rise to that level of cat turd garglin' & dog vomitted singing!!!!

Brian j.

LOL - its that bad eh :eek: :laugh: Oh well, I am sure some brittany drones will buy it :mad: :rolleyes:

[estranged4life]

LOL - its that bad eh :eek: :laugh: Oh well, I am sure some brittany drones will buy it :mad: :rolleyes:

brainless, talentless, musicially uninclined & uninspired marketing ploy suckass flavor-for-the-weak blonde bimbo skank-ho-pig-bitches to the "brittany drones" :thumbsup:

Brian j.

[DeadliestPoison]

Well she already ruined Rapture, so...

I weep for humanity. -_-

[GateandGarden]

LOL - I just cannot resist the tempataion - this is Paris Hilton being a working member of society :cool: :wavey: :laugh: :wink:
Oh no! Let's not start that up again! :laugh:

Hillary

[gldstwmn]

Who wished Bush would only recall a draft only long enuff so this dumb blonde c___ (Rhymes with "punt") would be placed on the front lines in Iraq, To only die when her fellow soldiers grew tired of her whining primadonna ass and threw her in the mine-field for some real entertainment????

Brian "Ka-booM!!!" j.

LMAO! Why, Brian, have you been into the egg nog? :lol:

[estranged4life]

LMAO! Why, Brian, have you been into the egg nog? :lol:

Nah...I'm such a nice "Outstanding Christian Citizen" or so the Consevra-tards think:

"Jesus loves me this I know...
Cause the Conserva-tards told me so...
All they want is my vote...
Yeah, The image of me voting for the Shrub made me choke..."

Brian "Egg nog? Not me...Just full blown hatred of people who have more digits on one hand than total IQ points...Paris Hilton fits that bill!!!!" j.

[dissention]

Well she already ruined Rapture, so...

I weep for humanity. -_-

And got booed off the stage while butchering it... :laugh:

[dissention]

There's no way this chic should be singing a song co-written by John Lennon. Who signed off on that?

Not to mention the fact that Bowie must have signed off, too, which I find incredibly surprising.

On another note, Hootchie Spears was given permission to record Atomic under the condition that Miss Deb and Chris get to be involved and have final say over how it turns out. :laugh:

[DeadliestPoison]

On another note, Hootchie Spears was given permission to record Atomic under the condition that Miss Deb and Chris get to be involved and have final say over how it turns out. :laugh:
Well, good. I was wondering what happened with that.

[DeadliestPoison]

Not to mention the fact that Bowie must have signed off, too, which I find incredibly surprising.
I was under the imperssion that you don't necessarily need the original artist's/writer's permission so long as you pay the right fees?

Where are you, Hayley!

[The Tower]

I was under the imperssion that you don't necessarily need the original artist's/writer's permission so long as you pay the right fees?

This is correct. Anyone can cover anything as long as the proper people get their dough.

On a related note-

Did anyone happen to see Lindsay Lohan on The Ellen Degeneres Show singing (if you can call it that) her new song from her new album???

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Granted, she had enough courage to sing it live.... but, holey-moley was that chick flat and outta tune allllll over the place. It was quite embarrassing.

[amber]

This is correct. Anyone can cover anything as long as the proper people get their dough.

On a related note-

Did anyone happen to see Lindsay Lohan on The Ellen Degeneres Show singing (if you can call it that) her new song from her new album???

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Granted, she had enough courage to sing it live.... but, holey-moley was that chick flat and outta tune allllll over the place. It was quite embarrassing.
that's too bad. I have a soft spot for miss Lohan. :p

[The Tower]

that's too bad. I have a soft spot for miss Lohan. :p

Yeah, I'm sure you just have a "soft spot" for her gigantic hooters....

[amber]

Yeah, I'm sure you just have a "soft spot" for her gigantic hooters....
A) I like boys
B) I prefer small boobs with athletic bodies. :laugh:
C) Actually, my soft spot is even stupider, it's cause she's a Cancer... :lol:

[skcin]

that's too bad. I have a soft spot for miss Lohan. :p


Really? It's like I want to like her, her but she bugs me. Don't know why. :shrug:

I do like your friend Avril, though. :nod:

[amber]

Really? It's like I want to like her, her but she bugs me. Don't know why. :shrug:

I do like your friend Avril, though. :nod:
Ah, yes, my friend Avril. :lol: But yeah, that's nice to know someone else thinks Avril is ok. Sorry Lindsay bugs you. She's a Cancer so I have to like her. It's in our charter, section 5, rule E. :p It also means i'm obliged to like Mick and Christine. oh, and Tom Cruise. They're tough rules, but that's the way it goes... :shrug: There are 2 Cancers exempt from that rule: OJ Simpson and Mike Tyson. *whew*

[dissention]

Yeah, I'm sure you just have a "soft spot" for her gigantic hooters....

That she bought last year. ;)

[SuzeQuze]

That she bought last year. ;)

Which is one of the reasons why I don't really like her. Ugh! Why get boobs that look like everyone else's in LA?

[amber]

That she bought last year. ;)
those are real.

[amber]

Which is one of the reasons why I don't really like her. Ugh! Why get boobs that look like everyone else's in LA?
because she couldn't help it.
those are real, and obviously so, IMO. You can check that reason off your list, and hold your ire. :wavey:

[77Rumours77]

Here comes another lip sync the music industry really does not need! :mad:

[DrummerDeanna]

because she couldn't help it.
those are real, and obviously so, IMO. You can check that reason off your list, and hold your ire. :wavey:

yep - Lindsey's breasts are real....I don't think she's had them done at all...some women do have naturaly large breasts....it happens...

I also don't mind Lindsey - well...I could do without her releasing a cd -but I've always enjoyed her movies...

[amber]

yep - Lindsey's breasts are real....I don't think she's had them done at all...some women do have naturaly large breasts....it happens...

I also don't mind Lindsey - well...I could do without her releasing a cd -but I've always enjoyed her movies...
yeah, the cd was a bit unnecessary :nod:

[DrummerDeanna]

yeah, the cd was a bit unnecessary :nod:

I rarely like BOTH ventures of these people...examples...LOVE Cher as an actress, don't like her musically....I could have toleralted J-Ho - until she tried to start a music career....

Madonna...eh - I have luke-warm feelings both about her music and movies...I think actually there's only one movie I really like Madonna in and that's A League of Their Own :p


Some exceptions: Love both Dolly Parton's movies and music as well as Bette Midlers...

[amber]

I rarely like BOTH ventures of these people...examples...LOVE Cher as an actress, don't like her musically....I could have toleralted J-Ho - until she tried to start a music career....

Madonna...eh - I have luke-warm feelings both about her music and movies...I think actually there's only one movie I really like Madonna in and that's A League of Their Own :p


Some exceptions: Love both Dolly Parton's movies and music as well as Bette Midlers...
:laugh: I hear ya. except - like Cher's both about equally. Don't like Bette Midler's either one too much. I guess i hear you conceptually :laugh: agree about jLo and madonna. :wavey:

[dissention]

those are real.

As real as a three dollar bill. :D

[ontheEdgeof17]

As real as a three dollar bill. :D


...but they look damn good! :thumbsup:


"I'm tired of rumors starting...."

[dissention]

yep - Lindsey's breasts are real....I don't think she's had them done at all...some women do have naturaly large breasts....it happens...

Oh puhleeze. :laugh:

She was as flat chested as they came and in the past year, she blew up to at least a very large C. Them suckers were manufactured, not grown. :laugh:

[amber]

As real as a three dollar bill. :D
unfortunately, you are wrong. :shrug: It's as simple as that; those things are real. :wavey: Obviously, while i'm saying this, i realize you'll never admit you are wrong, so, carry on! :laugh:

[amber]

Oh puhleeze. :laugh:

She was as flat chested as they came and in the past year, she blew up to at least a very large C. Them suckers were manufactured, not grown. :laugh:
You don't know your fake boobs very well. which i suppose is a good thing, but - you are seriously mistaken.. :)

[dissention]

...but they look damn good! :thumbsup:


"I'm tired of rumors starting...."

No doubt. I think she's a beautiful girl, but the boob job couldn't be any more obvious. It's just as obvious as Hootchie Spears' tit job.

Somewhere Hillary Duff is laughing... :laugh:

[SuzeQuze]

Oh puhleeze. :laugh:

She was as flat chested as they came and in the past year, she blew up to at least a very large C. Them suckers were manufactured, not grown. :laugh:

She is just a teenager but the reason I think they're fake is their perfect roundness and lack of movement but maybe I am wrong. They just look fake to me. :shrug:

[dissention]

You don't know your fake boobs very well. which i suppose is a good thing, but - you are seriously mistaken.. :)

Have you seen her latest magazine cover? You obviously don't know your tit jobs because there are no natural breasts on this earth that are shaped like that. Saline Sity. :nod:

[DrummerDeanna]

Oh puhleeze. :laugh:

She was as flat chested as they came and in the past year, she blew up to at least a very large C. Them suckers were manufactured, not grown. :laugh:


She was also a YOUNG girl...she HAS grown in the last few years because when she started her career she was little.....again - some women, even in hollywood - have real and large breasts....She's what - 18? they're real...girls develop differently...some later than others....but whatever...

[dissention]

She is just a teenager but the reason I think they're fake is their perfect roundness and lack of movement but maybe I am wrong. They just look fake to me. :shrug:

Exactly! They're as immobile as Stevie's hair on the Timespace tour! Why didn't she just go the classic route and get some duct tape?

Beautiful girl, but fake tits.

[kak125]

I think they could definitley be real because she isnt that small or anything. I could see if she was 2 pounds and then it would look strange if she had big boobs but she is bigger (for most of the celebrities that you see these days) so her boobs looks perfectly normal.

Also, I hate to admit it but I bought the Lindsay Lohan cd and I really like it. I know most people hate that type of music but I like just about everything except for country and classical. It doesnt sound childish or anything and John Shanks even helped to produce it. She co-wrote most of the songs on the cd and I think it sounds more like Ashlee Simpson than anything Hilary Duff would do.

[SuzeQuze]

Here's a couple of sources who think they're fake:

http://ellegirl.com/article/article.do?articleId=2701

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html

[DrummerDeanna]

Here's a couple of sources who think they're fake:

http://ellegirl.com/article/article.do?articleId=2701

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html

Those are both totally gossipy - not real sources....why no back to back before and after pictures??

I just went and looked at a lot - the "before" shots are her young...and then lets see when did the breasts take center stage? Around Freaky Friday maybe? The defense in the second source doesn't wash to me....women's breasts vary a great deal - some do have space in between - some don't...she's young - of course they're going to look firm and nice....

I will concede if I can find a reliable source or expample of why people think they're fake - but I can't find anything - I'll keep looking :D


edit: I can't even BELIEVE that I'm spending my afternoon arguing about Lindsay Lohan's breasts...:laugh:

[amber]

Here's a couple of sources who think they're fake:

http://ellegirl.com/article/article.do?articleId=2701

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html
maybe, but i don't think so. I think they're just "new" and "big" :laugh: I'll consider it a possibility they are fake, though. a possibility. :p

[SuzeQuze]

Those are both totally gossipy - not real sources....why no back to back before and after pictures??

I just went and looked at a lot - the "before" shots are her young...and then lets see when did the breasts take center stage? Around Freaky Friday maybe? The defense in the second source doesn't wash to me....women's breasts vary a great deal - some do have space in between - some don't...she's young - of course they're going to look firm and nice....

I will concede if I can find a reliable source or expample of why people think they're fake - but I can't find anything - I'll keep looking :D


edit: I can't even BELIEVE that I'm spending my afternoon arguing about Lindsay Lohan's breasts...:laugh:

I know, isn't it rediculous! I know those are gossipy but I used them since they agree with me :P I hope they ARE real to be honest. I hate young pop stars getting implants cuz of their influence on real young girls' self-image.

[The Tower]

I love how my little blurb about how bad Lindsay Lohan was on the Ellen Show has morphed into whether or not her tits are fake....

I guess it is apropos, after all, considering the title of this thread.

[The Tower]

I hate young pop stars getting implants cuz of their influence on real young girls' self-image.

Again, apropos to the title of this thread.

The fact that young girls would base their self-image on people such as Lohan, Spears, Aguilera and the rest truly shows what a pathetic low our culture has reached.

[ontheEdgeof17]

I hate young pop stars getting implants cuz of their influence on real young girls' self-image.

Well, so did Stevie when she joined the 'Mac and she was a sex symbol back then. I don't see you knocking her and she was just as big as an influence. :wavey:

[amber]

Well, so did Stevie when she joined the 'Mac and she was a sex symbol back then. I don't see you knocking her and she was just as big as an influence. :wavey:
touche
:laugh:

[Gwillaker]

Great, I hope it gets to number one so I can laugh as all the fools gorge themselves on the useless, superficial pap puked out by all the talentless hacks of the world! And when they finally overdose on this mind-numbing, IQ diminishing, attention-span demolishing drivel and finally become too dumb to be able to breath and have a heartbeat at the same time and die, I will be in charge :D

Probably...

[amber]

Great, I hope it gets to number one so I can laugh as all the fools gorge themselves on the useless, superficial pap puked out by all the talentless hacks of the world! And when they finally overdose on this mind-numbing, IQ diminishing, attention-span demolishing drivel and finally become too dumb to be able to breath and have a heartbeat at the same time and die, I will be in charge :D

Probably...
:lol: :lol:
Way to have a plan, dude... :laugh:

[SuzeQuze]

Again, apropos to the title of this thread.

The fact that young girls would base their self-image on people such as Lohan, Spears, Aguilera and the rest truly shows what a pathetic low our culture has reached.

Right, children are so malleable and are influenced by everything they are exposed to, which in this day and age is a bunch of ****e (along with a bit of good stuff).

[SuzeQuze]

Well, so did Stevie when she joined the 'Mac and she was a sex symbol back then. I don't see you knocking her and she was just as big as an influence. :wavey:

Oh I hate that she got them. They did look good, I admit that. But she looked so awesome before them. Also, she was an adult when she got them, in her late 20s even.

[skcin]

Oh I hate that she got them. They did look good, I admit that. But she looked so awesome before them. Also, she was an adult when she got them, in her late 20s even.


Yeah, and I don't think it was such a big thing in the 70's - before the evils of silicone were exposed. Now that they're seen as dangerous,even thought they're not that same as they were then, it's more of a big deal - like "why would you take that risk just for boobs?"

That being said, I really don't care if people get them. I do think it's sad, though. Who really cares that much about titties? If I had that kind of $$$, I sure wouldn't be buying a new set. They're pretty gross, IMO.

[strandinthewind]

I think it is a guy thing. Most ot at least a significant number of guys tend to love them and the bigger the better :eek:

[tynan88]

I think either way Lohan looks great, she has a great body, if she is comfortable having them done have them done I suppose, as long at they aren't dangerous (I don't know much about them).
The important thing though is if she says they are real, people accept they are real, it isn't the fact she has fakes that makes girls inage counscious it is the fact there is so much speculation about a girls TITS! Get over it, don't cause so much of a fuss, let the guys look if they want, but there shouldn't be a controversy over a pair of breasts!

Tynan

[dissention]

I think it is a guy thing. Most ot at least a significant number of guys tend to love them and the bigger the better :eek:

Those are the guys who haven't seen them in the flesh or touched them. :laugh: They're f*cking nasty. The skin stretches and leaves these deep and really gross stretch marks on the lower portions of the breasts. Nasty nasty nasty.

[strandinthewind]

Those are the guys who haven't seen them in the flesh or touched them. :laugh: They're f*cking nasty. The skin stretches and leaves these deep and really gross stretch marks on the lower portions of the breasts. Nasty nasty nasty.

not all of them :cool:

[amber]

not all of them :cool:
that reminds me of you....

[dissention]

not all of them :cool:

Most of 'em. ;) They get too greedy and end up getting implants that they simply can't handle. :laugh: A lot of them don't realize that if you're going to get them done, money can't be an object, you have to go to a surgeon who's top notch and not simply "affordable."

EDIT: And don't get me started on how they feel. Like balloons filled with pudding.

[strandinthewind]

Most of 'em. ;) They get too greedy and end up getting implants that they simply can't handle. :laugh:

Anna Anna FABULOUS Anna Anna Nicole :laugh: :laugh:

[amber]

Most of 'em. ;) They get too greedy and end up getting implants that they simply can't handle. :laugh: A lot of them don't realize that if you're going to get them done, money can't be an object, you have to go to a surgeon who's top notch and not simply "affordable."

That's why you have to get the higher priced call girls. They really go out of their way, and can afford to, invest in a great pair. "rack em up!" :laugh: Right, Strand? ;)

[strandinthewind]

that reminds me of you....

breast implants :eek:

[ontheEdgeof17]

not all of them :cool:


J, you are such a "midnight plane" :] :lol: :]

[strandinthewind]

J, you are such a "midnight plane" :] :lol: :]

and a HUGE one at that :eek: :cool: :laugh:

[The Tower]

This is somewhat on topic for this thread...Apparently Britney Spears was the most-googled female on the net this past year. Somewhere Paris Hilton is very jealous.

Don't worry, Paris has her own award- being the second highest search request on Yahoo. Britney was numbah five.

Yes, it's pathetic that I know that- but, I swear I read it in the paper this afternoon at lunch.

SWEAR!!!

[DrummerDeanna]

Most of 'em. ;) They get too greedy and end up getting implants that they simply can't handle. :laugh: A lot of them don't realize that if you're going to get them done, money can't be an object, you have to go to a surgeon who's top notch and not simply "affordable."

EDIT: And don't get me started on how they feel. Like balloons filled with pudding.


I also hear that they are cool to the touch even when the woman is hot - so that's pretty creepy - they always stay cool?

I don't know - I've never felt implanted breasts....

[skcin]

I also hear that they are cool to the touch even when the woman is hot - so that's pretty creepy - they always stay cool?

I don't know - I've never felt implanted breasts....

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Barf, puke, gag, dry heave...

I've heard that the nipples are always erect after the surgery :shrug: