May be offensive. Slight sexual content.

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

I might as well throw this out there because I’m curious about the female Stevie fans. I’m sure I’m not the only male here that would enjoy trying a relationship or having sex with a woman having the same Stevie musical interest. Her dark and mysterious character can be very erotic and if your mind allows for new things the outcome could be very enjoyable sexually. :p I’m venturing into something new here because it’s not easy explaining how Stevies enchantment would fit into two people having very erotic lustful sex.

A good starting point would be having one of you dress up in an outfit similar to something Stevie has worn and is known to be erotic to us men. You’d have to put every boundary you have about what sex should be limited to out of your mind and be open to anything that happened. Including ruining the dress. :lol: I’m big into starting off any deep experience making sure both are clean. After a shower and depending on the depth of the desired experience possible further cleaning for both. It allows me to venture into certain parts of a women’s anatomy knowing I wont run into surprises.

I’m limited to what I can say here and I accept this being deleted if it’s against any rules but this is something I’m very curious about. I’m finding more, and more women between say 25-35 are getting kinkier and wanting to try new things. A lot of it is very erotic and some of it can be flat out bizarre but very satisfying. Wanting to be tied up and having painful things done is by far kinky but it does get kinkier then that. I had a woman ask if she could taste my blood and I was open to that. I tried it myself and found the biting sensation more erotic then the taste itself. I enjoyed it and wouldn’t mind doing it again. :xoxo:

I don’t think I should take this further without seeing reactions to what I just threw at you but to close I would like to ask. How many of the members here are into, or are a little curious about trying things like this? Be honest. We all know these things happen and I enjoy the experiences even though society may see it as being taboo. :thumbsup:

Delete, ignore, or respond. I feel like I’ve opened up a can of worms doing this’ but heck it is the Internet. :shocked:

[amber]

um... :shocked: :shocked: :eek: :lol: where's the "blushing furiously" emoticon?

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

I’d swear your Angelina Jolie? There is no blushing emoticon. :distress:

[amber]

I’d swear your Angelina Jolie? There is no blushing emoticon. :distress:
:confused: :confused: why would you swear that? I think you just insulted not only Angelina Jolie, but all the poeple who love her... :lol:

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Thought I'd better get rid of that. :sorry:

[amber]

I might take a shower and see if I have any enemas left. :thumbsup:
:confused: Are we in the same conversation? :confused: :)

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

:confused: :confused: why would you swear that? I think you just insulted not only Angelina Jolie, but all the poeple who love her... :lol:Hay stop raining on my parade. I’ll bet there’s only a few minutes left before it gets binned. I wonder how many warning points I’ll get? :confused:

[GateandGarden]

:confused: Are we in the same conversation? :confused: :)I was wondering the same thing! Carry on with y'all's bizarre thread and all. :D :wavey:

Hillary

[ryan8472]

Hey, I'm all for some hot, kinky, bizzare Stevie lovin' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

LMAO. Wow. What's this board coming to? :lol:

[GateandGarden]

:confused: :confused: why would you swear that? I think you just insulted not only Angelina Jolie, but all the poeple who love her... :lol:I should say this before the thread is deleted. I think you're beautiful Amber, based on all the various pics you've posted on here. :wavey:

Hillary

[GypsySorcerer]

:lol: :lol: :shocked: :shocked:

Don't have anything to add, just wanted to say I posted in this thread. :lol:

[amber]

I should say this before the thread is deleted. I think you're beautiful Amber, based on all the various pics you've posted on here. :wavey:

Hillary
:laugh: :laugh: :rolleyes: thanks, that's sweet. :xoxo:

[amber]

Now that i've stopped blushing with embarrassment over the original post, i'll say something.
Been there, done stuff. Couple things left to try. Most things can be fun depending on what's going on. Dressing like Stevie is always fun. :laugh: Not big black dress stevie, see through skirt and brief tank top stevie.
There. appropriately vague, if i do say so myself. :wavey:

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Now that i've stopped blushing with embarrassment over the original post, i'll say something.
Been there, done stuff. Couple things left to try. Most things can be fun depending on what's going on. Dressing like Stevie is always fun. :laugh: Not big black dress stevie, see through skirt and brief tank top stevie.
There. appropriately vague, if i do say so myself. :wavey:I had a very erotic dream about you last night. :xoxo: I can’t begin to describe it here but, “THANKS.”:nod: Ah the power of the Internet. :]

[amber]

I had a very erotic dream about you last night. :xoxo: I can’t begin to describe it here but, “THANKS.”:nod: Ah the power of the Internet. :]
Glad i could help out... :wavey: :confused: :laugh:

[GateandGarden]

:laugh: :laugh: :rolleyes: thanks, that's sweet. :xoxo:I don't know why you don't like the way you look. :shrug:

[GODDESS6]

this whole thread is cracking me up :] !!!~ thanx guys, the laff was well worth it :thumbsup: !!!~ & everytime i dress like stevie my hubby is just dying 2 undress me :xoxo: ~ ha, i said it!!! :nod: :xoxo: :nod: ~

[amber]

I don't know why you don't like the way you look. :shrug:
oh, i do. It would be silly not to. It's my face, right? I'm just not incredibly pretty. :shrug: I'm kinda cute :laugh: Thanks again, though!

[estranged4life]

Christmas is the following (I dont think the "Mrs." wouldnt mind much if I fed/Watered/bathed it daily! She-ha, Yeah right, And monkeys would fly outta my ass!)

<div align=center><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/music3/rhiannon/Stevie_Fake.jpg"></div>

Brian j.

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Glad i could help out... :wavey: :confused: :laugh:The dream didn’t go as far as I wanted it to but the foreplay was amazing. :nod: I cant say it was really an image of you but you know how dreams go. I was thinking of you when I woke up so you were in there somewhere? :]

[amber]

Christmas is the following (I dont think the "Mrs." wouldnt mind much if I fed/Watered/bathed it daily! She-ha, Yeah right, And monkeys would fly outta my ass!)

<div align=center><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/music3/rhiannon/Stevie_Fake.jpg"></div>

Brian j.
I was SOOOO hoping to see that picture again! :xoxo: :laugh:

[amber]

Oh crap...Oh crap...Oh crap...

Can't control myself any longer. I HAVE to bring up "Leather and Lace!"

:rolleyes: :woohoo: :]
I'm such a goober...:o
:laugh: :lol: :laugh:
of course you had to! By the way, you are too young to read this thread! :mad: Just kidding!!! :D :wavey:

[GateandGarden]

I think this thread also deserves a random mention of

"MY WALLS ARE FLAMING"

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Christmas is the following (I dont think the "Mrs." wouldnt mind much if I fed/Watered/bathed it daily! She-ha, Yeah right, And monkeys would fly outta my ass!)

<div align=center><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/music3/rhiannon/Stevie_Fake.jpg"></div>

Brian j.You have no idea what that picture means to me. :D

[amber]

The dream didn’t go as far as I wanted it to but the foreplay was amazing. :nod: I cant say it was really an image of you but you know how dreams go. I was thinking of you when I woke up so you were in there somewhere? :]
AH!!! The old "it's you, but looks totally like someone else." :D Foreplay? :confused: :confused: what's that?
:lol:

[ontheEdgeof17]

My Virgin Eyes! :o

This board ceases to amaze me.

[Enchanted_Stevi]

I think that Stevie is GORGOUS, HOTT, SEXY...EVERYTHING, but ugly. I'm a girl...I wouldn't mind any Stevie lovins.......lol

[amber]

I think that Stevie is GORGOUS, HOTT, SEXY...EVERYTHING, but ugly. I'm a girl...I wouldn't mind any Stevie lovins.......lol
I concur. :thumbsup:

[StevieNicksEO17]

Christmas is the following (I dont think the "Mrs." wouldnt mind much if I fed/Watered/bathed it daily! She-ha, Yeah right, And monkeys would fly outta my ass!)

<div align=center><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/music3/rhiannon/Stevie_Fake.jpg"></div>

Brian j.

I wish I didn't see that when I had water in my mouth. My computer screen just got a shower :eek: :eek:

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Oh man I didn’t notice the handcuffs. “Very nice Brian.” Very nice INDEED! :thumbsup:

[GODDESS6]

I think this thread also deserves a random mention of

"MY WALLS ARE FLAMING"

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:
:nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:

[ryan8472]

See, I've already had Stevie....

<img src="http://tinypic.com/z215j">

:shocked: :p :wavey: :laugh:

[amber]

See, I've already had Stevie....

<img src="http://tinypic.com/z215j">

:shocked: :p :wavey: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
aww, i wish i had one with me kissing Stevie!

[ryan8472]

:laugh: :laugh:
aww, i wish i had one with me kissing Stevie!

I didn't know you swung that way, Amber ;) :D

[Hawkeye]

Christmas is the following (I dont think the "Mrs." wouldnt mind much if I fed/Watered/bathed it daily! She-ha, Yeah right, And monkeys would fly outta my ass!)

<div align=center><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/music3/rhiannon/Stevie_Fake.jpg"></div>

Brian j.

That was my desktop background for a month.

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Damn I have a bunch of questions but this would get deleted for sure. :(

[amber]

I didn't know you swung that way, Amber ;) :D
towards Stevie? :D

[ryan8472]

Damn I have a bunch of questions but this would get deleted for sure. :(

It's already on that path anyways :laugh: Shoot away :eek:

[ontheEdgeof17]

towards Stevie? :D


She's a Sister Honey....so she does. :wavey:

[ryan8472]

towards Stevie? :D

...or women in general. I though takenbythesky and I were claimed by you? :lol: :shocked: :angel:

[amber]

She's a Sister Honey....so she does. :wavey:
:confused: I do?

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

:laugh: :laugh:
aww, i wish i had one with me kissing Stevie!This board needs a slobber emoticon. That is a turn on. :]

[amber]

...or women in general. I though takenbythesky and I were claimed by you? :lol: :shocked: :angel:
yes, you guys are. don't forget it. :laugh: oh, I don't usually sleep with girls, no. Stevie would definitely be one of those "situational anomalies" ;)

[heyjupiter678]

oh, I don't usually sleep with girls, no. Stevie would definitely be one of those "situational anomalies" ;)
Yeah, what she said. :nod:

[ryan8472]

yes, you guys are. don't forget it. :laugh: oh, I don't usually sleep with girls, no. Stevie would definitely be one of those "situational anomalies" ;)

See, Derek Jeter would be my equivolent to that. I sorta have a weird man crush on him :sorry: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

I had a crush on David Cassidy when I was young. :xoxo: George Bush would be interesting to try. All that power. I wonder what his oval office looks like? :]

[amber]

See, Derek Jeter would be my equivolent to that. I sorta have a weird man crush on him :sorry: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
well, he's hot, plays my favorite position, and is a Cancer. what's not to love?

[StevieNicksEO17]

That mention of George Bush honestly made my gag reflex active. Oh well, to each his own...

I couldn't have said that any better.

[amber]

Damn I have a bunch of questions but this would get deleted for sure. :(
Dang, i was hoping he was gonna ask some of these!! :lol:

[GateandGarden]

George Bush would be interesting to try. All that power. I wonder what his oval office looks like? :]Did you have to go and such all the sexiness out of this thread?

EDIT: I meant "suck." :rolleyes:

Hillary

[amber]

I don't get it. Nobody's actually said anything in this entire thread. Maybe something about George Bush, but that's it.
right. But did you read the original post?
Also, I almost said something :laugh:
yes, well, it's a rather personal thing, isn't it? I was taken with an inexplicable attack of "privacy" myself. :D

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Oh come on. I know George isn’t very well liked, but he is a handsome fellow. It was meant as a joke. You’re looking at it the wrong way. Sheesh :D

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

I’ll bet my chart says something about dry humor? :(

[amber]

I’ll bet my chart says something about dry humor? :(
yep, probably. It says you need more "wet" humour in your life... :D

[gldstwmn]

I had a crush on David Cassidy when I was young. :xoxo: George Bush would be interesting to try. All that power. I wonder what his oval office looks like? :]

Flaccid. Probably could use a ball lift too.

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Flaccid. Probably could use a ball lift too. :D :thumbsup:

[amber]

In a few minutes, i have to get in the car for a 3 hour ride with a girl who talks all the time. Someone say something Sexy, quick!!! :D

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Well you know they wouldn’t let you near him without a full body cavity search. :nod: I’m getting errors here. I hope I get warned and not banned. :shrug:

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Peter Piper pumped a load of pickled peppers :shrug:

[amber]

Well you know they wouldn’t let you near him without a full body cavity search. :nod: I’m getting errors here. I hope I get warned and not banned. :shrug:
that wasn't sexy... :confused: :laugh:

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

In a few minutes, i have to get in the car for a 3 hour ride with a girl who talks all the time. Someone say something Sexy, quick!!! :DAww damnit. Looks like I’ll have to find somewhere else to play. :(

[amber]

Aww damnit. Looks like I’ll have to find somewhere else to play. :(
:laugh: At least for 3 hours...
so, no ones gonna say anything sexy. *sigh* :laugh:

[amber]

Amber doesn't have an hour, Amber doesn't have five minutes, Amber's got to go now!

Umm...Something sexy? :confused:

Venus doesn't glitter when she stands next to you, undoing the laces, while you both rock a little at the Imperial Hotel across that same glass table.

That's all I could think of... :sorry:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
thanks! by the way, I love that song as a parody. It all dates back to working at a jack in the box (rolls eyes) and a macfan there used the same song to make a parody with my name, and various jack in the box things in it...ooops, boring segue, sorry.

[amber]

Ouch! that glass tables got some sharp edges!!! :laugh: :laugh:

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

What I’d like to say would surely get this deleted or locked. :sorry: Drive safely and watch out for those wet spots. :xoxo:

[amber]

What I’d like to say would surely get this deleted or locked. :sorry: Drive safely and watch out for those wet spots. :xoxo:
THanks! man, if PM's were ever made for anyone...you're the guy... :rolleyes: :shocked: :laugh: :wavey:

[amber]

You're welcome! Oooh working anywhere, even Jack In The Box, would be vaguely fun if a coworker were a Mac Fan! :blob2:
Yeah! he was my first mac helper. he told me so much stuff. I was a mere novice at the time. :D

[amber]

A mere novice, eh? So long ago I was an innocent, it had nothing to do with age. Then this thread happened. :angel: ("Sister Honey" just started in the background...)
:laugh: :laugh:
uh.sistah.

[GateandGarden]

Venus doesn't glitter when she stands next to you, undoing the laces, while you both rock a little at the Imperial Hotel across that same glass table.
That's perfect! :nod:

Hillary

[BTFLCHLD]

let me bind you to your chair afterwards lindsey...im game :cool:

[amber]

let me bind you to your chair afterwards lindsey...im game :cool:
Hot. :cool:

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Christmas is the following (I dont think the "Mrs." wouldnt mind much if I fed/Watered/bathed it daily! She-ha, Yeah right, And monkeys would fly outta my ass!)

<div align=center><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/music3/rhiannon/Stevie_Fake.jpg"></div>

Brian j.Hay Brian. I checked out that Kastle sight. I don’t know how you found that but I like it. I looked at the links too. Been to a few of those. ;)

[BTFLCHLD]

amber is that your mum or your gma that youve posted amongst the HOT chat? :shocked: :lol: :shocked:

[amber]

amber is that your mum or your gma that youve posted amongst the HOT chat? :shocked: :lol: :shocked:
I know. it's in my sig. todays her b-day. it's my grandma. oops.

[amber]

Although I've never seen the Mirage Video performance of "Sisters of the Moon," I have heard the audio of it thanks to sararhiannon.com. The parts when Lindsey sings "Some call her sisters of the moon..." and when Stevie starts singing something indecipherable that sounds like "bloblahooahbleaha(etc.)"? THAT is very sensual to me. I don't even know why, it just is. :o
oh, perhaps because it's the sexiest moment ever? :nod: :nod: I rewind that part, it's so good.

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Well this has been fun. I’ve had my share of erotic pleasure in life but I’ll have to work a little to act out the Stevie one I wanna to try. :rolleyes: I can get a dress of ebay but getting someone into the dress may be difficult. One thing I do know is, it never hurts to ask. :thumbsup: It may be easier then I think. I’ll bet the fellow married to Bear is a happy camper. :lol:

[Enchanted_Stevi]

Christmas is the following (I dont think the "Mrs." wouldnt mind much if I fed/Watered/bathed it daily! She-ha, Yeah right, And monkeys would fly outta my ass!)

<div align=center><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/music3/rhiannon/Stevie_Fake.jpg"></div>

Brian j.

Whenever I look at this I just look at her chest.....lol

[amber]

Well this has been fun. I’ve had my share of erotic pleasure in life but I’ll have to work a little to act out the Stevie one I wanna to try. :rolleyes: I can get a dress of ebay but getting someone into the dress may be difficult. One thing I do know is, it never hurts to ask. :thumbsup: It may be easier then I think. I’ll bet the fellow married to Bear is a happy camper. :lol:
who is Bear? Yes, judging from what you said it seems to me that you shouldn't have any problem getting someone to do that. I mean...you didn't mention anything very strange.... :shrug:

[amber]

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:
When I logged in a couple minutes ago, I saw amber and ½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ® were online and thought "Hoo boy...Sexual content thread is going to be BUSY tonight!!!" :nod:
Naw...have i said anything yet? Not really. I'm to shy. *giggle* :laugh:

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

I’m trying to attach some links to my sig but they won’t load right.

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

You know another thing that drives me nuts about this board? You don’t know weather your talking to a male or a female. Why don’t they give us that option? Could make it fun?

[amber]

It's not supposed to matter. there are people i thought were the opposite sex of what they actually were for a long time, though. then, i felt glad that amber was not ambiguous like that. then i also felt unmysterious.

[dreamongypsydkm]

I'm thoroughly disappointed that within 7 pages of content I was not offended once.

[dissention]

Stevie being a part of my sex in any way would do nothing for me. She's a beautiful woman, but she does absolutely nothing to get a rise out of me. :laugh: :cool:

[dissention]

yes, you guys are. don't forget it. :laugh: oh, I don't usually sleep with girls, no. Stevie would definitely be one of those "situational anomalies" ;)

Situational anomalies! :lol:

And you chide me for my Jake Weber lovin'. :laugh:

[dissention]

See, Derek Jeter would be my equivolent to that. I sorta have a weird man crush on him :sorry: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Christ, the secrets finally flow. :eek:

He looks like all water weight to me. The man could use retension pills like a starving man could use a burger.

[dissention]

Oh come on. I know George isn’t very well liked, but he is a handsome fellow. It was meant as a joke. You’re looking at it the wrong way. Sheesh :D

Oy. His nose is repellent and those smirks make him look like Chester the Molester.

[GypsySorcerer]

Stevie being a part of my sex in any way would do nothing for me. She's a beautiful woman, but she does absolutely nothing to get a rise out of me. :laugh: :cool:

That's why I'm sending you a Debbie-O-Gram for Christmas. :] :wavey:

[dissention]

That's why I'm sending you a Debbie-O-Gram for Christmas. :] :wavey:

:laugh:

Someone just sent me an issue of Sleaze Nation from 2001 for Christmas and it has the best interview with Miss Deb ever. Definitely the kind of woman I'd want to have kids with. :laugh: My favorite part:

"Porn? I think it's a good thing. But I wish it was more plot-driven instead of cock-driven. I would personally find it more 'titillating' if I were 'sucked' in by the story. But it's fine the way it is. A lot of people get a lot of enjoyment out of it. As for titles, I don't really have any favorites. I see them...I'm not really a collector. I have a few, though, I could go look at the titles."

:lol: :laugh:

[GypsySorcerer]

:laugh:

Someone just sent me an issue of Sleaze Nation from 2001 for Christmas and it has the best interview with Miss Deb ever. Definitely the kind of woman I'd want to have kids with. :laugh: My favorite part:

"Porn? I think it's a good thing. But I wish it was more plot-driven instead of cock-driven. I would personally find it more 'titillating' if I were 'sucked' in by the story. But it's fine the way it is. A lot of people get a lot of enjoyment out of it. As for titles, I don't really have any favorites. I see them...I'm not really a collector. I have a few, though, I could go look at the titles."

:lol: :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: "Plot-driven instead of cock-driven".....that is a a classic. Debbie rocks....I love her sass.

[dissention]

:laugh: :laugh: "Plot-driven instead of cock-driven".....that is a a classic. Debbie rocks....I love her sass.

I MUST find a copy of this interview online, it's priceless. :nod: More gems:

"I'm relatively inexperienced as an actor, but recently, when I was doing the Sarah Kane play I made a lot of discoveries and am desperate to do more acting. So get me a ****ing job!"

"I don't know if I'm creative enough as a writer to write a screenplay or a play, but I really am a great actress. I'm kinda amazing. I don't usually say this about myself but I know that. I'm a great actor. It's really funny but I am."

"Actually, I think I'm a better actor than a singer. I think I've got an average voice. Yes. Annoying. A funny kind of voice. An annoying voice. A good punk voice."

:laugh:

She is hysterical. My friend also sent me a magazine that I had never read where she wrote an essay on a dream she had about regret. She should write more, because she's shockingly good. Very poetic.

[estranged4life]

That's why I'm sending you a Debbie-O-Gram for Christmas. :] :wavey:

A "Debbie-O-Gram"??? I have one all year round :thumbsup:

Brian j.

[GypsySorcerer]

A "Debbie-O-Gram"??? I have one all year round :thumbsup:

Brian j.

:laugh: True. I didn't think of that. You're a lucky man, Brian j........

[GypsySorcerer]

"Actually, I think I'm a better actor than a singer. I think I've got an average voice. Yes. Annoying. A funny kind of voice. An annoying voice. A good punk voice."
:laugh:
She is hysterical. My friend also sent me a magazine that I had never read where she wrote an essay on a dream she had about regret. She should write more, because she's shockingly good. Very poetic.

:laugh: I love that she doesn't take herself too seriously. I'm not surprised that she's a strong writer....I bet her prose is vivid. :nod:

[dissention]

:laugh: I love that she doesn't take herself too seriously. I'm not surprised that she's a strong writer....I bet her prose is vivid. :nod:

I tried to find the essay online, but I only found a German version and it won't come out good in the online translator. :laugh: I'll try to find it somewhere else, it knocked me off my feet. And the photo that accompanies it is haunting.

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Wow this things still going? :lol: No ones offended. ;) That’s great! I tried having a little fun with some medical stoners today and the boards getting hacked by script kiddies wanting to commit suicide. The mod’s are clicking away like crazy trying to get accounts reactivated and everyone’s pissed.

Watch what links you click on while visiting other message boards today. :distress: The link deletes your account and all your posts. Thousands of posts with valuable growing tips, techniques and photos are gone until the mod’s figure it out. :laugh: Damn kids.

[dissention]

No ones offended. ;)

Only because I wasn't around much. :laugh:

[DeadliestPoison]

Wow this things still going? :lol: No ones offended. ;) That’s great! I tried having a little fun with some medical stoners today and the boards getting hacked by script kiddies wanting to commit suicide. The mod’s are clicking away like crazy trying to get accounts reactivated and everyone’s pissed.

Watch what links you click on while visiting other message boards today. :distress: The link deletes your account and all your posts. Thousands of posts with valuable growing tips, techniques and photos are gone until the mod’s figure it out. :laugh: Damn kids.
The who whatting how with huh?

Diss - I'd love to check out that regret dream if you ever find it! :wavey:

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

The who whatting how with huh?
Yep its a festivus kind of message board. :laugh:

[skcin]

Yep its a festivus kind of message board. :laugh:


Yup. Festivus for the rest of us.

Insane, darling, just curious - are you looking for a dainty little doe to dress in Stevie's 70's era wispy black skirt & leotard, ala Rosebud Rhiannon?

Or a tough broad to don her 80's era corset & furiously flapping fluffy skirt, ala the Big Love video?

Or her black uniform...I mean, dress of today?

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Yup. Festivus for the rest of us.

Insane, darling, just curious - are you looking for a dainty little doe to dress in Stevie's 70's era wispy black skirt & leotard, ala Rosebud Rhiannon?

Or a tough broad to don her 80's era corset & furiously flapping fluffy skirt, ala the Big Love video?

Or her black uniform...I mean, dress of today?I’ll try all of those. Stevie may be getting older but she’s fine. Fantasy will take care of the rest. The shoes would have to remain under the bed in a box. No…. Two boxes wrapped in tin foil.

[skcin]

The shoes would have to remain under the bed in a box. No…. Two boxes wrapped in tin foil.

Hmmmm, I would think that platfom spike heels would be a turn-on for you. Shall I assume you meant the Frankenboks?


And what's with the foil? :confused:

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Id love to explore the possibilities with this.

[skcin]

I'm sure you would, but good luck finding someone who has a rockin' bod with Stevie's 70's era head attached to it. :D

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Hmmmm, I would think that platfom spike heels would be a turn-on for you.
:confused:Are you kidding? I'd let her stomp on my face with the platforms on. She could Kick me in the hohum if I knew it would get me cookies. :shrug: The foil is to keep the cheese Gods away. :thumbsup:

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I'm sure you would, but good luck finding someone who has a rockin' bod with Stevie's 70's era head attached to it. :DDon't even try to tell me that pictures fake. Nah Ganna Happen.

[skcin]

The foil is to keep the cheese Gods away. :thumbsup:

Oh, yes, of course, I forgot about the cheese Gods...

[skcin]

Don't even try to tell me that pictures fake. Nah Ganna Happen.

Hey, whatever gets you through the night. :D

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You got that right. If Mrs. Clause shows up here tonight there’s no telling what I’m capable of. :blob2:

[skcin]

Well, Santa will be gone all night, so be careful what you wish for - she's bound to get lonely!

:p

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Putting everything I’ve said the past few days aside I have to admit. “The last 2 days I’ve been one horny son of a bitch.” :thumbsup: I might get in this mood unprovoked 3 or 4 times a year but daaaaamn. :shrug: If I don’t do something about it soon I’ll end up in a hospital hooked to a pump. I’m not kidding. My woody needs some loving. :o WHY DOESN’T STEVIE CALL? :laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Somebody please offend me, I dare you.

Is that even possible, my dear?

[strandinthewind]

Precisely because of the sentence preceding this question.

Christmas day is a lovely day to not be able to remember. Where did the little white bottle go? It's also a lovely day to be cursed at, shoved into walls and to be honoured with the annual ****ty $2 gift.

Somebody please offend me, I dare you.

I think you are a nice, kind, loving woman with a heart of gold. May your life be made into a Scorcese movie with Tom Cruise playing your boyfriend. May Robert plant sing the original score a capella :cool: Better :wavey:

[amber]

Egads!!

Although Taxidriver is my favourite film so I would be honoured. I'm the true anti-hero but without the hero bit, just anti.

Thankyou Jason for spreading the Xmas joy and although the thread might be dead, I'll still hold out for being offended by sexual references.
Instead of waiting for someone to offend you, why don't you do the honors? ;)

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It's also a lovely day to be cursed at, shoved into walls and to be honoured with the annual ****ty $2 gift.

Somebody please offend me, I dare you.A $2 gift? That’s pretty offensive. :thumbsup: I can’t think of much that would offend me sexually. Maybe farting in my face while I’m putting my tongue in the back door. :eek: I haven’t had a woman do that yet so it’s hard to tell. The smell would probably be offensive but the sound might be a turn on. ;)

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Lux I know you haven’t been sexually offended but if this helps in some way? I found someone on another board that was offended enough for both of you. The fellow’s dad gave him a rubber vagina for Christmas. He had to post it, and all the other members are riding him bad. God that’s the funniest thread I’ve read in awhile. Poor guy.

[macfanken]

Putting everything I’ve said the past few days aside I have to admit. “The last 2 days I’ve been one horny son of a bitch.” :thumbsup: I might get in this mood unprovoked 3 or 4 times a year but daaaaamn. :shrug: If I don’t do something about it soon I’ll end up in a hospital hooked to a pump. I’m not kidding. My woody needs some loving. :o WHY DOESN’T STEVIE CALL? :laugh:

Why don't you just jerk off and go to bed? It's much less trouble than finding the real thing.

[ryan8472]

Why don't you just jerk off and go to bed? It's much less trouble than finding the real thing.

Yeah, that pic of Stevie in the bikini top and handcuffs is a nice tool ;) :laugh: :shocked: Not that I'd know about that... ;) :p

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Why don't you just jerk off and go to bed? It's much less trouble than finding the real thing.Solving the urge that way gets old. I could find the real deal if I wanted to. I’m really enjoying the sensations stemming from the urge itself. If I can save it all for the real deal we’ll both have a veeery kinky experience. I’ll make sure of that. :nod: I was flirting with a pretty young lady at a party today and we had a great time with body language. She was giving off a scent that was driving me crazy and I knew she was as horny as I am. :] Too bad it’s one of my sisters best friends. :( You see, the urge can be very enjoyable if you allow it to be.

That poor fellow on the other boards getting hit hard. I’m sure he posted it as a joke and it’s a riot of laughs……….Jim this is Dad. We found this site on your computer. If you see this message I want to say I’m sorry you’re upset about the pocket pussy. Your mother and I thought you’d like it. It’s been in the family for a long time, and you know how we are about passing down family heirlooms. Please come home. Bring it back, and I’ll give you my pocket fisherman instead. Please come home Jim ….Dad

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Christmas is the following (I dont think the "Mrs." wouldnt mind much if I fed/Watered/bathed it daily! She-ha, Yeah right, And monkeys would fly outta my ass!)

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Brian j. :] BUMP :]

[Moony]

Maybe I'm too high to really identify it, but I want to be offended. What happened? Don't lose site of the real aim here. And don't lose site of this man, I lost it earlier.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/Lux_Adams/mouthsig-vi.jpg

So isn't sending in Christmas morning, completely high and on the internet, a moment to savour? My mummy and daddy are so proud.

...bono is so sexy...i'd like to do something to that mouth :angel:

That poor fellow on the other boards getting hit hard. I’m sure he posted it as a joke and it’s a riot of laughs……….Jim this is Dad. We found this site on your computer. If you see this message I want to say I’m sorry you’re upset about the pocket pussy. Your mother and I thought you’d like it. It’s been in the family for a long time, and you know how we are about passing down family heirlooms. Please come home. Bring it back, and I’ll give you my pocket fisherman instead. Please come home Jim ….Dad

:shocked: oh. my. god. ..... lmfao :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
WTF is this thread?!