So whats your porn star name?

[77Rumours77]

I found this site...
Thought it was the funniest thing I have seen all week.
http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php
it is so funny
O BTW mine is "Slappy Fuzznuts" :eek: :] :rolleyes:
Whats yours :thumbsup:

[heyjupiter678]

Um . . . Nikki Banger. :laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Sweatee Pickle :o



Here are my other "names"

-Stinky Nut Killa (Gangsta)

-Phut Poot Underwood (Taxi Driver) :lol:

-Encephalitic Herb Straw (Pirate) :D

[GardenStateGirlie]

Blondie Tittles :laugh:

[skcin]

Tonya Spreadum - ick!

What was the other way - aren't you supposed to use the name of your first pet as your first name & the street you grew up on as your last for your porn name?

That way, I'd be Koko Cavalier :D

Better than Tonya Spreadum! :o

Paula

[ontheEdgeof17]

Tonya Spreadum - ick!

What was the other way - aren't you supposed to use the name of your first pet as your first name & the street you grew up on as your last for your porn name?

Paula

Yeah....mine is awful that way.....Nosey Fifth. :] I like Sweatee Pickle better! hehe

[DrummerDeanna]

Tawny Strokum- porn name

Crouching Prison Fish-gangsta name

Paraplegic Jezebel Smythe - pirate name...

What a funny site...don't like my name though :p

[sara1998]

I've been dubbed "Oral Looselips"!!!!!!!! :o

LMMFAO!! That's hilarious!

[dissention]

Horny Phukzalot.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[HomerMcvie]

But what if I don't wanna be:
Missy Nekkid, D.D.S. :eek: :shrug: :D

[DeadliestPoison]

Kinky Pickle. Boooo.

[skcin]

Horny Phukzalot.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ROTFLMAO! :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

Paula

PS - R U & do U?

[SuzeQuze]

Tonya Fuegobutt - dumb

But my gangsta name, Ribbed Ho Slappa :laugh: :laugh:

[GODDESS6]

I found this site...
Thought it was the funniest thing I have seen all week.
http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php
it is so funny
O BTW mine is "Slappy Fuzznuts" :eek: :] :rolleyes:
Whats yours :thumbsup:
Jenna Spankalicious!~ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dissention]

ROTFLMAO! :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

Paula

PS - R U & do U?

I always am and I do. :laugh:

[dissention]

I found this site...
Thought it was the funniest thing I have seen all week.
http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php
it is so funny
O BTW mine is "Slappy Fuzznuts" :eek: :] :rolleyes:
Whats yours :thumbsup:

I guess it's better than Sloppy Fuzznuts. :angel:

[GypsySorcerer]

Blondie Bendover. :thumbsup:

[celestenadia]

My computer is lame and won't let me go to the site:(
If we go by the old name of your first pet and the street you grew up on thing though, I'd be
Sunshine Kennedy:)

[greatdarkwing]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Jizzy Jiggles!! :eek:

~Alex

[Little Nicki]

Jenna Tang right here :) hahaha. I amuse myself.

[WizNicks]

Wow, you can call me Jenna Hard from now on!

[ryan8472]

Nikki Tittles :lol: I always thought Nikki was a girl's name...

[sparky]

Kinky Slamm or Sandy Slapsalot

[dissention]

Kinky Slamm or Sandy Slapsalot

Christ, could you imagine the wedding invitations? :p

[amber]

Cara Quickie (porn name)
Dances With African (gangsta name)
Pants Down Juliana (pirate name)

[xdreamsunwindx]

Kinky Pickle.

-Kinky Pickle

[dissention]

Cara Quickie (porn name)
Dances With African (gangsta name)
Pants Down Juliana (pirate name)

My gangsta name: Old Dirty Crack Baby
My mafia name: Gumbo the Mouth
My taxi driver name: PheckbÃ*rrr BÃ¥klavah Mitchell

:lol:

[amber]

My gangsta name: Old Dirty Crack Baby
My mafia name: Gumbo the Mouth
My taxi driver name: PheckbÃ*rrr BÃ¥klavah Mitchell

:lol:
:laugh: :lol: Old Dirty Crack Baby!

[dissention]

:laugh: :lol: Old Dirty Crack Baby!

That's PheckbÃ*rrr Gumbo the Old Dirty Crack Baby to you, toots. :angel:

[wondergirl9847]

Sindy Jiggler

Yeah. Um, can't jiggle whatcha don't have. :laugh:

Gangsta name: Mad Cow G (WTH?! LOL)
Pirate Name: Jolly Hayley Scabb (EWWWW...scabb?!?!)
Mafia Name: Kinky Rita Costa

[amber]

That's PheckbÃ*rrr Gumbo the Old Dirty Crack Baby to you, toots. :angel:
:laugh: :lol: :laugh: so stupid, so funny...

[dissention]

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: so stupid, so funny...

Or, even better:

Horny PheckbÃ*rrr Gumbo the Old Dirty Crack Baby Phukzalot

:woohoo:

[amber]

Or, even better:

Horny PheckbÃ*rrr Gumbo the Old Dirty Crack Baby Phukzalot

:woohoo:
:lol: :lol: way to slip in "Phukzalot" as if it was related to the name "Pheckbarrr" :lol:

[dissention]

:lol: :lol: way to slip in "Phukzalot" as if it was related to the name "Pheckbarrr" :lol:

It is my porn name, after all. :shrug: :laugh:

[amber]

It is my porn name, after all. :shrug: :laugh:
oh, i didn't see your porn name in the post with Old Dirty Crack Baby, so i didn't know.

[dissention]

oh, i didn't see your porn name in the post with Old Dirty Crack Baby, so i didn't know.

I think it's on the first or second page. It's Horny Phukzalot. :laugh:

I'm waiting for someone to get Alotta Vagina. ;)

[Dreammms]

Ritzy Slamm

[amber]

Ritzy Slamm
:laugh: :lol:
I don't know why, but that one really speaks to me... :laugh:

[seeker007nmss]

One Eyed jack? OOH .....hehe That's my pirate name. Not porn name....NM

[dissention]

One Eyed jack?

I can just picture what your porn name would be. :laugh: :lol:

[Nixxxed]

Tonya Spreadum - ick!

What was the other way - aren't you supposed to use the name of your first pet as your first name & the street you grew up on as your last for your porn name?

That way, I'd be Koko Cavalier :D

Better than Tonya Spreadum! :o

Paula

I always thought that's how you get your DRAG QUEEN name! :D

Porn Star Name: Asia Hump ( :shrug: )

Drag Queen: Buffy Hilltop

[dreamongypsydkm]

Kara Kielbassa

[estranged4life]

my new name is Tonya Nutz...But I always thought you could only use those words in the following sentence:

Tonya Harding is frikkin' Nutz

Brian j.

ps-Here's the other names I now have:

Mafia-Nicky The Enforcer (That's very accurate IMO!!!!)

Gangsta-Purple-Headed Prison Fish

Pirate-Noseless Jim Dawkins

[gldstwmn]

Tonya Hardcore :shocked:

Secret Bitch Ass-Gangsta Name :woohoo:

Filthy Lea Bones-Pirate Name :(

[dissention]

Tonya Hardcore :shocked:

Secret Bitch Ass-Gangsta Name :woohoo:

Filthy Lea Bones-Pirate Name :(

Next time I send stuff your way, I'm addressing the package one of those names!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gldstwmn]

Next time I send stuff your way, I'm addressing the package one of those names!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, I kind of like Secret Bitch Ass, if you don't mind. :laugh:

[dissention]

Actually, I kind of like Secret Bitch Ass, if you don't mind. :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Then that is what you shall be. :laugh:

[golddustwoman77]

I'm Nikki Cucumber!

[ryan8472]

I never noticed the other names links....

White Mofo Pee Hands - Gangsta name :shrug:
MÃ¥sturbaba Walters - Cab driver name :laugh: :shocked:
Musket Ball Dick - Pirate name :eek:
Ol' Pietro Whatshisface - Mafia name

[goldie]

Lady Spankalicious here! :lol:

[greatdarkwing]

My gangsta name is :

Straight Guatemalan!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

~Alex

[sodascouts]

Tawny Strokum- porn name



Hmm, that's mine too! And our names are nothing alike. Weird!

[Johnny Stew]

Nicky Hardon here. :o :laugh:

[secondhandchain]

Blondie Rugmuncher! I did check off the "male" box, did I not? :laugh:

[skcin]

I always thought that's how you get your DRAG QUEEN name! :D




Oh, crap, I think you're right! Oh well, it's the thought that counts, right?

Love,
Koko Cavalier ;)

[DownOnRodeo]

Pinky Pickle!

:laugh:

[BTFLCHLD]

jizzy maxim
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[NicksIllume]

Mine is Barbie Jam.

I had to put in the Mac members...

Lindsey Buckingham - Kinky Nastee
Mick Fleetwood - Lady Hard
Christine McVie - Kinky Fuzzynuts
John McVie - Sindy Jam
Stevie Nicks - Lady Cucumber
(Stephanie Nicks - Nikky Spreadum)

[77Rumours77]

Ahhhhh... So FUNNY!
here are my other names...
Gangsta: King Tree Hugga :confused:
Taxi Driver: Hö Nelson :confused:
Pirate: Fruitless Bryan Cutty :lol:
Mafia: Donato the Snack :p

[Neal]

"Oral Nekkid, D.D.S." What the f*ck? :confused: :lol:

[Moony]

Porn name: Lady Cucumber ---WTF??! :laugh: I clicked male, but it kept giving me woman's names... :shrug:
Gangsta name: Cow-tippin Retardo - NEAL - how fitting is this?! :laugh:
Taxi Driver name: Møstramös Kennedy
Significant Other Pet name: Waggy Trousers
Pirate Name: Pirate Maurice the Badly Burnt
Mafia Name: Ol' Silvio Skunkypants

That was fun

[Neal]

Porn name: Lady Cucumber ---WTF??! :laugh: I clicked male, but it kept giving me woman's names... :shrug:
Gangsta name: Cow-tippin Retardo - NEAL - how fitting is this?! :laugh:


Well it's official; everyone knows you're a cow-tippin tranny! :p ;)

[Moony]

Well it's official; everyone knows you're a cow-tippin tranny! :p ;)
Damn, I was hoping to keep that secret..

[Patti]

Jizzy Hymen - porn star
Machete Masta Hob-Nabba - gangsta
Blood Bath Teresa - mafia
Frances the Fruit - pirate (I think this is my favorite)
Gangalostomy Evans - taxi driver

[dissention]

Jizzy Hymen - porn star

:eek:

That's the BEST ONE SO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW SICK!

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

[Livia]

My computer is lame and won't let me go to the site:(
If we go by the old name of your first pet and the street you grew up on thing though, I'd be
Sunshine Kennedy:)

Oral Nut from that link - LOL

Fritzie Bennington on the 2nd method - I like that one better!

[johnb84]

Sergeant Nut