Skin's Shangrila, Enchanted eye cream, Mirror Mirror moisturizer

[Livia]

Are they Stevie fans or what? I found all those products on the same page. LUSH products rock!

Lush (http://www2.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/catzoom.html?mv_arg=Moisturisers)

[estranged4life]

Are they Stevie fans or what? I found all those products on the same page. LUSH products rock!

Lush (http://www2.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/catzoom.html?mv_arg=Moisturisers)

Obviously they are :lol:

What next, "Sometimes It's A Bitch" feminine pads? :laugh: :lol: :nod:

Brian j.

[Livia]

BWAH! :laugh:

And "Wear Boots All Summer Long" foot exfoliating cream.

I was hoping this thread would get weird...let's all play! :wavey:

[strandinthewind]

Obviously they are :lol:

What next, "Sometimes It's A Bitch" feminine pads? :laugh: :lol: :nod:

Brian j.

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:laugh: :laugh:

BTW - I love your new sig.

I sang harmony on my birthday in NYC last weekend to "Limelight" by Rush. Great Song = Great Time :nod:

[strandinthewind]

Hair Color No. 5 called "Sable of Blond: :cool:

"Ooh My Love" perfume

Fire Burning after shave lotion

:laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

I was hoping this thread would get weird...let's all play! :wavey:


Lousy Lover's KY Jelly

[strandinthewind]

GDW - base

color of lipstick - Landslide

epilating (sp.?) wax = Rooms on Fire :laugh: :eek:

[rbs3676]

"Stand Back" deodorant
"Im an Insider" push-up bra inserts
"whole lotta trouble" tampons

:shrug:

rbs

[greatdarkwing]

I can see the commercial.....


Rejuvinate your face with a big load of "Come".

:laugh: :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

I can see the commercial.....


Rejuvinate your face with a big load of "Come".

:laugh: :laugh:

OMG - I just spit ouy my Diet Coke :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[greatdarkwing]

OMG - I just spit ouy my Diet Coke :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ROTFLMFAO!! :laugh:

~Alex

[Livia]

OMG - I just spit ouy my Diet Coke :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You're supposed to swallow!

[greatdarkwing]

You're supposed to swallow!

:eek: OMG!!!!!! Livia, this thread has gone to the pits 10 posts in! :lol: :lol:

~Alex

[strandinthewind]

You're supposed to swallow!

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:eek: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[estranged4life]

I can see the commercial.....


Rejuvinate your face with a big load of "Come".

:laugh: :laugh:


the makers of Stevie-esqe products come Lindsey Buckingham Afro-sheen gel and LB's signature "Come" facial...Be the first in line to get yer face splattered..." :thumbsup:

Brian "Marketing-what the tards of the world are master of" j.

[dissention]

"My Walls Are Flaming" yeast infection cream :eek:

[strandinthewind]

"My Walls Are Flaming" yeast infection cream :eek:

and when they cool - the "Smile at You" lipstick

[amber]

Lousy Lover's KY Jelly
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[estranged4life]

"My Walls Are Flaming" yeast infection cream :eek:

"Dude...That's pretty f**ked up..." :lol: :laugh: :lol:

[dissention]

and when they cool - the "Smile at You" lipstick

"You Say It Will Be Harder In the Morning" erectile disfunction treatment

[dissention]

"Dude...That's pretty f**ked up..." :lol: :laugh: :lol:

Did you expect any less from the likes of me? :laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

"I am freed from my slavery" Bondage Remover.

[amber]

"You Say It Will Be Harder In the Morning" erectile disfunction treatment
:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

[GardenStateGirlie]

I can see the commercial.....


Rejuvinate your face with a big load of "Come".

:laugh: :laugh:

:lol: Ho****.

To The Sea Salt Scrub
Gold and Braid Shampoo
Beautiful Child Baby Powder

[dissention]

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

"Trouble In Shangri-La" enemas

[greatdarkwing]

Im sure Stevie could do some cosmetic surgery ads too...

Stop Sagging Those T!ts Around! :woohoo:

~Alex

[strandinthewind]

"Trouble In Shangri-La" enemas

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[MirrorInTheSky]

Not-so-Beautiful Child Prophylactics

Outside the Rain incontinent products

After the Glitter Fades aphrodisiacs

[GardenStateGirlie]

"You Say It Will Be Harder In the Morning" erectile disfunction treatment

:lol: OR Don't Let Me Down Again...lol

the Everybody Finds Out home pregnancy kit

[dissention]

:lol: OR Don't Let Me Down Again...lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[greatdarkwing]

:lol: OR Don't Let Me Down Again...lol

the Everybody Finds Out home pregnancy kit

LOL!!!!! :laugh: :lol:

~Alex

[ontheEdgeof17]

Kind of Woman Gender Changing Kit

[estranged4life]

"No more "It will be harder in the morning" with our new and improved "Stand Back" bowel softner...Take one of these nightly before bed time and in the morning...Ta-Daa, You will be able to think "Say You Will" while on the porcelain God :nod: :nod: "

Brian j.

[dissention]

:lol: OR Don't Let Me Down Again...lol

OR Doing the Best That I Can ;)

[Johnny Stew]

"When I See You Again" contact lenses
"If Anyone Falls" artificial hips
"Two Kinds Of Love" adult toys

Ok, those were my lame contributions. :o :laugh:

[greatdarkwing]

"No Questions Asked" adult diapers....make incontinence a thing of the past!

~Alex

[GardenStateGirlie]

"My Walls Are Flaming" yeast infection cream :eek:

Actually, I was thinking something a little less gross like Fall From Grace Feminine Cream :eek:

[greatdarkwing]

"Running through the Garden" personal hair groomer :shocked:

~Alex

[estranged4life]

the brand new "Long Way To Go" diet plan for ya fatasses...Oops!!!"

[dissention]

"No Questions Asked" adult diapers....make incontinence a thing of the past!

~Alex

"It's Just Like A River, It's Neverending" poise pads :laugh:

[MirrorInTheSky]

"Running through the Garden" personal hair groomer :shocked:

~Alex

Running Through the Garden anti-diarrheal

[madformac]

"Outside The Rain" incontinence pads. The worlds leading product for bladder problems. :shocked: :shocked: :eek:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Too Far From Texas Liberal Taxi Cab Service....and proud of it

[madformac]

"Outside The Rain" incontinence pads. The worlds leading product for bladder problems. :shocked: :shocked: :eek:

"Stand Back" for those with more severe problems...... :shocked: :blob1:

[greatdarkwing]

Sisters of the Moon escort service...."It was hard to breathe": says one happy customer

~Alex

[Johnny Stew]

"Crying In The Night" anti-depression medication

[amber]

Sisters of the Moon escort service...."It was hard to breathe": says one happy customer

~Alex
YES! BANK! :lol: :laugh:

[estranged4life]

comes the "Behind The Mask" face covering potato sack for those on this planet who are just too damn ugly to look at...Why yes Prince Charles, We also carry a version with the Union Jack fer ya Brits..." :lol:

Brian j.

[MirrorInTheSky]

Sisters of the Moon escort service...."It was hard to breathe": says one happy customer

~Alex

Or visit our affiliate, Sweet Girl escort service.

[dissention]

Or visit our affiliate, Sweet Girl escort service.

"If the price is right, take a ride on Jane, Greta, Juliet, Rhiannon, or Sara. Big spenders get a night with Sister Honey."

[amber]

"If the price is right, take a ride on Jane, Greta, Juliet, Rhiannon, or Sara. Big spenders get a night with Sister Honey."
aw, i'm dismayed name isn't in that group :distress:

[DrummerDeanna]

OH....my ....God...I sometimes look at the Ledge during long sound bytes in my newscast...THAT? Totally backfired on my ass while reading this thread...:laugh:

LITERALLY LMAO :laugh: :laugh:

[MirrorInTheSky]

The "I Don't Want to Know" home STD kit.... Finally, baby, the truth has come down now.

[dissention]

aw, i'm dismayed name isn't in that group :distress:

You should be even more dismayed that you never made it onto an album. :laugh:

[GardenStateGirlie]

"If the price is right, take a ride on Jane, Greta, Juliet, Rhiannon, or Sara. Big spenders get a night with Sister Honey."

"That's right...meet our lovely ladies at the Imperial Hotel" :lol:

[GardenStateGirlie]

LOL!!!!! :laugh: :lol:

~Alex

Or just simply "It's Late"

[estranged4life]

"Not That Funny" Hemmoroid creme...Ewwwwww...

[GardenStateGirlie]

Long Way To Go beauty cream

[ontheEdgeof17]

New for Windows XP:

Stevie Nicks' Nag ChampRa Spell Checker.

[amber]

You should be even more dismayed that you never made it onto an album. :laugh:
I would've died if that song got released as it was. It's kinda gross.

[dissention]

It's kinda gross.

Then what was I thinking?! She must be in that brothel! :laugh:

[amber]

The "I Don't Want to Know" home STD kit.... Finally, baby, the truth has come down now.
:lol: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

[MirrorInTheSky]

The "I Can't Wait" guide to losing your purity, fast!

[GardenStateGirlie]

The "I Can't Wait" guide to losing your purity, fast!

:laugh: or again, birth control

[strandinthewind]

Sister Honey - lesbian love lubricant :eek:

[GateandGarden]

"You Say It Will Be Harder In the Morning" erectile disfunction treatmentOh my God! Stop it! You're making me laugh really loudly in front of all these other students in this computer lab!

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

Hillary

[MirrorInTheSky]

"You Say It Will Be Harder In the Morning" erectile disfunction treatment

Use in conjunction with our Big Love penile pump.

[DeadliestPoison]

Or visit our affiliate, Sweet Girl escort service.
It's all about protection!

[dissention]

It's all about protection!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

"I want fly across the bed with your golden balls, see many of the hot spots I rarely see at all..."

[amber]

Then what was I thinking?! She must be in that brothel! :laugh:
:laugh: :lol:
Yeah, maybe "she'd" actually make some money then! :laugh:

[dissention]

:laugh: :lol:
Yeah, maybe "she'd" actually make some money then! :laugh:

You've a daughter born a prostitute
Name of Amber born today
Always be Amber
Remember...make them pay cash
Be forever, tiny lady
I remember...no credit for ass

[amber]

You've a daughter born a prostitute
Name of Amber born today
Always be Amber
Remember...make them pay cash
Be forever, tiny lady
I remember...no credit for ass
ROTFLMAO!!!
:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:
Wow, you DO write good songs!!! :)

[dissention]

ROTFLMAO!!!
:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:
Wow, you DO write good songs!!! :)

Ha, you should see some of my old ones from when SYW was first released. We had some fun back then, lemmetellya. :laugh:

[amber]

Ha, you should see some of my old ones from when SYW was first released. We had some fun back then, lemmetellya. :laugh:
aww...that's my favorite, too...you know, alternate lyrics? :D

[greatdarkwing]

Ha, you should see some of my old ones from when SYW was first released. We had some fun back then, lemmetellya. :laugh:

OMG! The black dress thread! :laugh: :laugh: That thread rocked!

~Alex

[dissention]

OMG! The black dress thread! :laugh: :laugh: That thread rocked!

~Alex

I tried searching for it, but I can't find it, dammit. :mad: I know one if them had "Leno" in the title for the thread, though.

[greatdarkwing]

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9557&highlight=leno

Alex to the rescue! :laugh:

~Alex

[dissention]

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9557&highlight=leno

Alex to the rescue! :laugh:

~Alex

I love you, you goddamned Republican! :xoxo:

[greatdarkwing]

I love you, you goddamned Republican! :xoxo:

This goddamned Republican had that thread bookmarked! :lol:

~Alex

[dissention]

This goddamned Republican had that thread bookmarked! :lol:

~Alex

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Outside her dressing room
Her heart skips a beat
Well, she is lonely
Called Joan Rivers' fashion victim of the week
Without that dress she feels so lonely

Looking at my dress, for a very long time
Long enough to know
Good fashion is a phrase- I've been trying to find it
But words don't matter
Only what Margi sews together

[amber]

Say you will
Say you will wear a brand new dress
At least give us time to change your mind
It always seems to heal fashion missteps
If we could get you to change that dress

Step into the velvet of a new dress
Let yourself lay back in new fabrics
Take on the situation but not the torment
Now you know that old dress was as ugly as it seemed
Thrown Down
Like a rotted old black dress

Maybe now we can prove to you
That that dress is just no good for you
You should not be togehter

You're not like other people
You shouldn't wear a uniform

Well you can sit outside the mall and wait
Well I will go in and buy something for you

Thrown down
thrown it down, Stevie!
Rhiannon's Black Dress:

The Black Dress must reek like old gym socks
And wouldn't you love to burn it?
If you still have the receipt and box
I implore you to return it!

All my life I've never seen a woman
Wear the same damn dress
Would you say that she got her money's worth?
That I must confess.
:laugh: :lol:

[dissention]

Did you read this one?

Don't take me to the Salvation Army
And make me give my black dress away
It was I who committed crimes against fashion
And the boos and groans like shattering glass went past me
Like a tunnel to Penney's

And I who went went to sleep in my mob widow moo-moo
Woke up with it gone and only my ghost white ass remains
I close my eyes and travel back
To the time when my fears went fading fast
And the words my dress spoke to me I'll never forget
"Slip me on along with big shoulderpads; it'll make the waist look slimmer"
As I slipped into fashion victim lists

Goodbye black dress
I hope your threads aren't broken
Don't forget the times we spent, my sweat plastering you to my back
Yes I was outspoken
"My dress will be with me all of the time"
I'll wear you again one day

And I who went to sleep in tears
Woke up in cold sweats for all of the years
And I who never, never said goodbye to my thrift-store threads
As I slipped into the grips of the fashion police

Goodbye funeral dress
I hope your breast still glitters
Don't forget the smell of my Atkins diet breath
Yes I was outspoken
"My dress is like my third ass cheek"
You'll be back there one day

OR- this one:

I'm alone now
With my dress
And I how love to wear it
How I can't give up
All of the concerts
The smell of secret solid
Shadow of a pit stain

[amber]

Now there you go again
You say, no time for shopping
Then get yourself a stylist
It's only right
That you should wear some new clothing
Well listen carefully to your fans

[amber]

Did you read this one?

Don't take me to the Salvation Army
And make me give my black dress away
It was I who committed crimes against fashion
And the boos and groans like shattering glass went past me
Like a tunnel to Penney's

And I who went went to sleep in my mob widow moo-moo
Woke up with it gone and only my ghost white ass remains
I close my eyes and travel back
To the time when my fears went fading fast
And the words my dress spoke to me I'll never forget
"Slip me on along with big shoulderpads; it'll make the waist look slimmer"
As I slipped into fashion victim lists

Goodbye black dress
I hope your threads aren't broken
Don't forget the times we spent, my sweat plastering you to my back
Yes I was outspoken
"My dress will be with me all of the time"
I'll wear you again one day

And I who went to sleep in tears
Woke up in cold sweats for all of the years
And I who never, never said goodbye to my thrift-store threads
As I slipped into the grips of the fashion police

Goodbye funeral dress
I hope your breast still glitters
Don't forget the smell of my Atkins diet breath
Yes I was outspoken
"My dress is like my third ass cheek"
You'll be back there one day

OR- this one:

I'm alone now
With my dress
And I how love to wear it
How I can't give up
All of the concerts
The smell of secret solid
Shadow of a pit stain
:laugh: :lol: :laugh: No, I hadn't yet.
I like this one, too...

Now there you go again
Wearing that same old dress
Who am I to change your clothes?

It's only right you should dress the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound, of the moans and groans
Like a backlash...drives you mad
In the stillness of wondering
Do I look like a hag?
Should my dress get lost?
Ooo dress get lost...

Laughter only happens when your wearing
That same old witch dress since first playing
Say...wardrobes come and they will go
Once and for all, change that dress
And you will know...you will know...

[greatdarkwing]

This one from Livia had me in stitches:

(to Whole Lotta Trouble)

Would you change your dress
At the very last moment
Would you stop for a second
I think you should look in the mirror
In the concert light
He says, you're wearing THAT again
She says, I think I need a stylist, baby

Sometimes I wonder
If you’d let your fans dress you
Let them dress you up
Like a paper doll
Would you change your mind
At the very last minute
I think you stop for a second
And let them dress you

Well this could be a whole new wardrobe
A whole new wardrobe
A whole new wardrobe for you

[dissention]

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: No, I hadn't yet.
I like this one, too...

Now there you go again
Wearing that same old dress
Who am I to change your clothes?

It's only right you should dress the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound, of the moans and groans
Like a backlash...drives you mad
In the stillness of wondering
Do I look like a hag?
Should my dress get lost?
Ooo dress get lost...

Laughter only happens when your wearing
That same old witch dress since first playing
Say...wardrobes come and they will go
Once and for all, change that dress
And you will know...you will know...

:laugh: :laugh: I forgot how good these were!

[MirrorInTheSky]

Where exactly IS the line of bad taste? I have a HYSTERICAL Stevie product, but it could get me kicked off the board. Common sense, says, though that if I have to ask, it's probably too taboo. So if ya wanna hear it, PM me.

[amber]

Wait, this one rocks"

Until she herself
Became the dowdiest icon
As she grew older
Ooooh until she herself
Became just as boring
As was her wardrobe

And so you run to wear
What you know is blaah
There are too many new dresses
to CHOOSE FROM!
For the love that I have for this dress
For the love that I have for this dress
Grab a shawl!

Never did I mean to
Imprison me
Here in this black dress
Like I am in prison
For all the love that I have for this dress
For all the love that I have for this dress
Grab a hat!

Until she herself
Became a fashion victim
Leaving her heart broken
No fashion at all

Until she herself
Became Mr. Blackwell's worst dressed
Always frumpy
No fashion at all

And so you run to wear
What you know is blaah
There are too many designers
to CHOOSE FROM!
For the love that I have for this dress
For the love that I have for this dress
Tambourine!

Runnin' through the closet
I'm running in all black fabrics
Straight towards
Straight towards
What you know is realleeee bland
Too many new dresses to choose from here
For the love that I have for this dress
Curl my hair!

[dissention]

This one from Livia had me in stitches:

(to Whole Lotta Trouble)

Would you change your dress
At the very last moment
Would you stop for a second
I think you should look in the mirror
In the concert light
He says, you're wearing THAT again
She says, I think I need a stylist, baby

Sometimes I wonder
If you’d let your fans dress you
Let them dress you up
Like a paper doll
Would you change your mind
At the very last minute
I think you stop for a second
And let them dress you

Well this could be a whole new wardrobe
A whole new wardrobe
A whole new wardrobe for you

:lol:

And the Ledgies cry out to her...
"Don't wear it!
Don't wear it!"

[dissention]

Where exactly IS the line of bad taste? I have a HYSTERICAL Stevie product, but it could get me kicked off the board. Common sense, says, though that if I have to ask, it's probably too taboo. So if ya wanna hear it, PM me.

Is it worse than "My Walls Are Flaming" yeast infection cream? :lol: :laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

("Dare my Wild Hip")



:lol: :lol: :] :lol: :lol: :] :lol: :lol:


Oh...I miss Jake

[greatdarkwing]

Oh dear Stevie, we cry,
But its too late,
Shes stepped out in THAT outfit

And way say...Stevie....
What the hell?
And we say....Stevie.....
Donate it

Oh, but she still wears it to shows...
Just leave it.. in.. Phoenix....

:laugh:

[MirrorInTheSky]

Ummm....not as vile....just more controversial. lol

Is it worse than "My Walls Are Flaming" yeast infection cream? :lol: :laugh:

[dissention]

Well it's hard on my nose
Said, well spray some perfume~yeah
It gets riper everyday
Said, I need some air...

I hope soon it will be gone,
Take your geriatric black dress...with you!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[greatdarkwing]

I wore it the other day...
I wore my black dress...yesterday
I wonder when this thing will ever retire
It reminds me of my old figure

Big old hips, they've grown with the twinkies
Hide with a shawl, throw away all the white
Dont wear any colors, cause they're all so bright
No courage...same black dress
No courage...same black dress

[dissention]

I wore it the other day...
I wore my black dress...yesterday
I wonder when this thing will ever retire
It reminds me of my old figure

Big old hips, they've grown with the twinkies
Hide with a shawl, throw away all the white
Dont wear any colors, cause they're all so bright
No courage...same black dress
No courage...same black dress

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's one I never finished:

I was born wearing black
So I know what is slimming...
Well try it on...it's a new design
But it's as black as this one...no colors

Well this is the first thing,
That I've worn
Since I wore my Mirror bustier...
And then I gained much weight
Well Atkins made me downsize my plate...no starch
People were free to eat sugar and McD's, not me
But then something happened...with my implants
Something broke those implants...into pieces

[amber]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's one I never finished:

I was born wearing black
So I know what is slimming...
Well try it on...it's a new design
But it's as black as this one...no colors

Well this is the first thing,
That I've worn
Since I wore my Mirror bustier...
And then I gained much weight
Well Atkins made me downsize my plate...no starch
People were free to eat sugar and McD's, not me
But then something happened...with my implants
Something broke those implants...into pieces
:lol: :laugh: :lol:
My new fav. is sparky's blue denim one:

I wore it the other day
I wore it again yesterday
You know you can expect me to wear it again
I am talking about That Black Dress

chorus:
Drab black sack...won't change with the decades
Or change with my weight...it's my fashion fate
It's always the same...it's glued to my frame
Drab sack...That Black dress
Drab sack...That Black Dress

I knew another way to dress
My fashion sense wasn't always a mess
Some days I'd wear cotton or suede
But this black dress I would not trade for jade
I turned away from the fashion police
This tired dress I will never release
You never thought I would still look the same
But I velcroed it on yesterday

chorus

Understanding style...understanding change
It isn't in my fashion range
Surrendering this dress...surrendering this mess
I'd rather dress like Sharon Gless

And I will never forget
The first time I saw it
A Morticia rag so rare
Like a frump-fest
No I will never forget
The first time I wore it
And Margi sewed on...my custom
Mic monitoooooor pouuuuuch...

Chorus

So I 'm going away for a shopping spree
If I remember where the mall is
And If I buy a new dress
I promise you...I might dare to wear it
Oh yes I'm going away on a shopping spree
If Sharon drives me to the boutique
And if I buy a new dress
I promise you
I might dare to wear it
I might dare to wear
I might dare to wear it

[greatdarkwing]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's one I never finished:

I was born wearing black
So I know what is slimming...
Well try it on...it's a new design
But it's as black as this one...no colors

Well this is the first thing,
That I've worn
Since I wore my Mirror bustier...
And then I gained much weight
Well Atkins made me downsize my plate...no starch
People were free to eat sugar and McD's, not me
But then something happened...with my implants
Something broke those implants...into pieces

lmao!!!! :laugh: Cheers to the ressurection of the black dress thread!

[ontheEdgeof17]

She will wear it
Every, every night
She will wear it
Every Every Night
Oh, she's going wear it
Every every night

She's back in town
With that black, rugged gown


--------------------------------

Black dresses and your shoes aggrivate me
You love only the goddiest things
I come running to your shows
You're drab...your consistant
With picking your dress with your assistant

Love that black dress
You can't say no
Running to that Margi
With your chiffon in toe




eh...all I got

[dissention]

:lol: :laugh: :lol:
My new fav. is sparky's blue denim one:


That's one of my faves, too. :laugh:

I also love the one Marissa wrote about her never getting laid again. :lol:

[Moony]

Ok I just made this up...doesnt' compare with the others, but I'm not very good at this sort of thing.

Sure it's not good taste
But after some pies..
I decided to dress myself
Like a homeless hag...

I see something
I see a reeking black dress
I see myself within it
Every single day
And the reason that I wear you
To my concerts
And the reason that I torment
My fans with my wardrobe...

No one will tear me away
From this blackdress
Smells unholy
It's so strong...like a sh*tpile
(like sh*tpile)
Keep the reeboks on my feet
And pray I won't fall
And when my fans start asking me why
I'll say I look good...

From what we can tell
She is delusional..

We say Stevie, it's not the 70's
You need a new look
She's says you're crazy hand me
My shoulderpads..

[dissention]

Ok I just made this up...doesnt' compare with the others, but I'm not very good at this sort of thing.

Love how you have the girls singing "like ****pile" in the background. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[amber]

That's one of my faves, too. :laugh:

I also love the one Marissa wrote about her never getting laid again. :lol:
Just saw it. :laugh:

[Johnny Stew]

eh...all I got

I thought they were funny! :D

[sodascouts]

To the tune of "Don't Let Me Down Again":

Stevie, Stevie don’t dress that same way
Throw the black dress out today
You wanna wear black in hopes you look trim
Hate to tell you that your dress don’t slim.

Oh, if you wear that dress again
Oh, you’ll never look quite thin

Stevie, Stevie that dress is so bad
Buy a new one with the money you have
There’s just one thing I’d like you to know
You’ll look thinner when the black dress goes

Oh, don’t you wear that dress again!
Oh, you’re accenting your rear end.

Stevie, Stevie you’ve got some nice boobs
Lose the black dress, ditch the shoes
Wearing new shawls is such a good start
Chuck the black dress and soar off the charts

Oh, please don’t wear that dress again!
Oh, listen to us, cry the fans!

[GardenStateGirlie]

That's one of my faves, too. :laugh:

I also love the one Marissa wrote about her never getting laid again. :lol:

I? still can't believe I wrote that because I am the only person who doesn't mind blackdress. She can come onstage in a trashbag and i'd be like, aww beautiful Stevie in her trashbag!

[Serrart]

I? still can't believe I wrote that because I am the only person who doesn't mind blackdress. She can come onstage in a trashbag and i'd be like, aww beautiful Stevie in her trashbag!

I'd be like that too (hoping at least it would be a colored trashbag), but this thread is hilarious, kudos to all the authors! :thumbsup:

Romy

[GateandGarden]

:lol: :laugh: :lol:
My new fav. is sparky's blue denim one:

I wore it the other day
I wore it again yesterday
You know you can expect me to wear it again
I am talking about That Black Dress

chorus:
Drab black sack...won't change with the decades
Or change with my weight...it's my fashion fate
It's always the same...it's glued to my frame
Drab sack...That Black dress
Drab sack...That Black Dress

I knew another way to dress
My fashion sense wasn't always a mess
Some days I'd wear cotton or suede
But this black dress I would not trade for jade
I turned away from the fashion police
This tired dress I will never release
You never thought I would still look the same
But I velcroed it on yesterday

chorus

Understanding style...understanding change
It isn't in my fashion range
Surrendering this dress...surrendering this mess
I'd rather dress like Sharon Gless

And I will never forget
The first time I saw it
A Morticia rag so rare
Like a frump-fest
No I will never forget
The first time I wore it
And Margi sewed on...my custom
Mic monitoooooor pouuuuuch...

Chorus

So I 'm going away for a shopping spree
If I remember where the mall is
And If I buy a new dress
I promise you...I might dare to wear it
Oh yes I'm going away on a shopping spree
If Sharon drives me to the boutique
And if I buy a new dress
I promise you
I might dare to wear it
I might dare to wear
I might dare to wear it
Oh yeah. That is my fave, too. I love the "Violet and Blue" and "Battle of the Dragon" ones, too. I greatly appreciate the resurrection of the black dress thread!

Hillary

[Johnny Stew]

I? still can't believe I wrote that because I am the only person who doesn't mind blackdress. She can come onstage in a trashbag and i'd be like, aww beautiful Stevie in her trashbag!

I'd like to see some color in her wardrobe, but in the grand scheme of things the black dress doesn't bother me that much... some how, some way, Stevie seems to pull off just about anything. (I'd like to stress that "just about." ;) )

But the black dress song parodies rock. :nod: :D

[dissention]

To the tune of "Don't Let Me Down Again":

Stevie, Stevie don’t dress that same way
Throw the black dress out today
You wanna wear black in hopes you look trim
Hate to tell you that your dress don’t slim.

Oh, if you wear that dress again
Oh, you’ll never look quite thin

Stevie, Stevie that dress is so bad
Buy a new one with the money you have
There’s just one thing I’d like you to know
You’ll look thinner when the black dress goes

Oh, don’t you wear that dress again!
Oh, you’re accenting your rear end.

Stevie, Stevie you’ve got some nice boobs
Lose the black dress, ditch the shoes
Wearing new shawls is such a good start
Chuck the black dress and soar off the charts

Oh, please don’t wear that dress again!
Oh, listen to us, cry the fans!

:laugh: :xoxo: Love it!

[GardenStateGirlie]

I'd like to see some color in her wardrobe, but in the grand scheme of things the black dress doesn't bother me that much... some how, some way, Stevie seems to pull off just about anything. (I'd like to stress that "just about." ;) )

But the black dress song parodies rock. :nod: :D

She's like our Bridget Jones...we love her just as she is :nod:

[GardenStateGirlie]

:laugh: :xoxo: Love it!

Aww...look at you calling me GSG in that thread....back in the day before you called me Marissa and I called you....dissention :laugh: :xoxo:

[dissention]

To the tune of I Need To Know:

Talk on the town said you like to dress Hobo
A good friend of mine saw you leavin' by Margi's back door

It needs to go It needs to go
If you insist on wearing Blackdress, your fans will scream no
It needs to go It needs to go
Because we don't know how long
These ****ty parodies can go on
Ooh it needs to go It needs to go

Who would've thought you'd be concerned about cow thighs
All of sudden it's corsets 'round your stout size

It needs to go It needs to go
If you must wear that damned dress, the Frankenboks must go
It needs to go It needs to go
Because we don't know how long
The corset can stay strong
If you're looking for some bait
I've got Gucci at great rates
Ooh it needs to go It needs to go

Take your carbs and Thanksgiving pies with you!

[dissention]

Aww...look at you calling me GSG in that thread....back in the day before you called me Marissa and I called you....dissention :laugh: :xoxo:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[amber]

To the tune of I Need To Know:

Talk on the town said you like to dress Hobo
A good friend of mine saw you leavin' by Margi's back door

It needs to go It needs to go
If you insist on wearing Blackdress, your fans will scream no
It needs to go It needs to go
Because we don't know how long
These ****ty parodies can go on
Ooh it needs to go It needs to go

Who would've thought you'd be concerned about cow thighs
All of sudden it's corsets 'round your stout size

It needs to go It needs to go
If you must wear that damned dress, the Frankenboks must go
It needs to go It needs to go
Because we don't know how long
The corset can stay strong
If you're looking for some bait
I've got Gucci at great rates
Ooh it needs to go It needs to go

Take your carbs and Thanksgiving pies with you!
:laugh: :laugh: :xoxo:
It was even better cause i love that song...

[ontheEdgeof17]

To the tune of I Need To Know:

Talk on the town said you like to dress Hobo
A good friend of mine saw you leavin' by Margi's back door

It needs to go It needs to go
If you insist on wearing Blackdress, your fans will scream no
It needs to go It needs to go
Because we don't know how long
These ****ty parodies can go on
Ooh it needs to go It needs to go

Who would've thought you'd be concerned about cow thighs
All of sudden it's corsets 'round your stout size

It needs to go It needs to go
If you must wear that damned dress, the Frankenboks must go
It needs to go It needs to go
Because we don't know how long
The corset can stay strong
If you're looking for some bait
I've got Gucci at great rates
Ooh it needs to go It needs to go

Take your carbs and Thanksgiving pies with you!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

That CAN'T be topped.

[sara1998]

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. I can barely type! :laugh: :] :lol:

[DrummerDeanna]

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. I can barely type! :laugh: :] :lol:

Ditto that!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

BUT I'm also cursing myself because I'm not creative enough to come up with these lol....this is some serious entertainment though :nod:

[GODDESS6]

Obviously they are :lol:

What next, "Sometimes It's A Bitch" feminine pads? :laugh: :lol: :nod:

Brian j.

rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

[Dreammms]

"It's Just Like A River, It's Neverending" poise pads :laugh:

holy **** :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

you guys are cracking me up

[Johnny Stew]

To the tune of I Need To Know:

Best. Parody. Ever. :laugh:

But I miss Jake!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[estranged4life]

She will wear it
Every, every night
She will wear it
Every Every Night
Oh, she's going wear it
Every every night

She's back in town
With that black, rugged gown


--------------------------------

Black dresses and your shoes aggrivate me
You love only the goddiest things
I come running to your shows
You're drab...your consistant
With picking your dress with your assistant

Love that black dress
You can't say no
Running to that Margi
With your chiffon in toe

eh...all I got


after reading your parody I got the image in my head of "Field of Dreams" the movie, But it was rather a screwed up Stevie Nicks version:

"If you wear it...the fans will come (And bitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitch about it) :lol:

Brian "bitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitch" j.

[sparky]

I was hoping no one beat me to this




My Dress

Odors, and the first signs of wear,
Tainted my dress
As if some kind of curse washed me up
And it became... no lace, much shame
After all these years, it's still the same
It's no claim to fame

Well, my dress still reeks
When I stand before you
And my hip still aches
When I start to spin
And my pulse still stops
When this dress gets near a flame
Makes my butt look like a train

Corsets, like a vise to the waist
Bind me up tight
And the style fades away
I dress alone
Like nothing's changed
No lace, no shame
After all these years...
The dress is the same

Well, blackdress still hangs
When I stand before you
Like a mourning rag
On a mob widow
And my pulse still slows
When the dress gets near a flame
Makes my butt look like a train

Ooh, my Frankenbocks
Look like tires before you
Like cement blocks
When I trod the stage
And my pulse still slows
When Blackdress gets near a flame
It's flammable
Booty looks just like a train

[strandinthewind]

Corsets, like a vise to the waist
Bind me up tight

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Johnny Stew]

I was hoping no one beat me to this

Ok, with all apologies to dissention, I think I spoke too soon... Sparky, THAT was the best black dress parody ever! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[glitter_fades]

To the tune of I Need To Know:

Talk on the town said you like to dress Hobo
A good friend of mine saw you leavin' by Margi's back door

It needs to go It needs to go
If you insist on wearing Blackdress, your fans will scream no
It needs to go It needs to go
Because we don't know how long
These ****ty parodies can go on
Ooh it needs to go It needs to go

Who would've thought you'd be concerned about cow thighs
All of sudden it's corsets 'round your stout size

It needs to go It needs to go
If you must wear that damned dress, the Frankenboks must go
It needs to go It needs to go
Because we don't know how long
The corset can stay strong
If you're looking for some bait
I've got Gucci at great rates
Ooh it needs to go It needs to go

Take your carbs and Thanksgiving pies with you!

This gets the blue ribbon. :thumbsup:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[glitter_fades]

I was hoping no one beat me to this




My Dress

Odors, and the first signs of wear,
Tainted my dress
As if some kind of curse washed me up
And it became... no lace, much shame
After all these years, it's still the same
It's no claim to fame

Well, my dress still reeks
When I stand before you
And my hip still aches
When I start to spin
And my pulse still stops
When this dress gets near a flame
Makes my butt look like a train

Corsets, like a vise to the waist
Bind me up tight
And the style fades away
I dress alone
Like nothing's changed
No lace, no shame
After all these years...
The dress is the same

Well, blackdress still hangs
When I stand before you
Like a mourning rag
On a mob widow
And my pulse still slows
When the dress gets near a flame
Makes my butt look like a train

Ooh, my Frankenbocks
Look like tires before you
Like cement blocks
When I trod the stage
And my pulse still slows
When Blackdress gets near a flame
It's flammable
Booty looks just like a train

OMG! I think this deserves one too. I might have spoken too soon but my twin separated at birth might agree.

glitter_fades: Bette Midler fan
dissention: Bette Midler fan

glitter_fades: Tired of Stevie's current schtick
dissention: Tired of Stevie's current schtick

glitter_fades and dissention: Separated at birth

[dissention]

I was hoping no one beat me to this




My Dress

Odors, and the first signs of wear,
Tainted my dress
As if some kind of curse washed me up
And it became... no lace, much shame
After all these years, it's still the same
It's no claim to fame

Well, my dress still reeks
When I stand before you
And my hip still aches
When I start to spin
And my pulse still stops
When this dress gets near a flame
Makes my butt look like a train

Corsets, like a vise to the waist
Bind me up tight
And the style fades away
I dress alone
Like nothing's changed
No lace, no shame
After all these years...
The dress is the same

Well, blackdress still hangs
When I stand before you
Like a mourning rag
On a mob widow
And my pulse still slows
When the dress gets near a flame
Makes my butt look like a train

Ooh, my Frankenbocks
Look like tires before you
Like cement blocks
When I trod the stage
And my pulse still slows
When Blackdress gets near a flame
It's flammable
Booty looks just like a train

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I am in awe. If I had a uterus, I'd have your love child.

[dissention]

OMG! I think this deserves one too. I might have spoken too soon but my twin separated at birth might agree.

glitter_fades: Bette Midler fan
dissention: Bette Midler fan

glitter_fades: Tired of Stevie's current schtick
dissention: Tired of Stevie's current schtick

glitter_fades and dissention: Separated at birth

Sparks is one of us, rest assured. He can spew vitriol with the best (that would be me, of course). :laugh: :thumbsup:

[sparky]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I am in awe. If I had a uterus, I'd have your love child.

Oh, the visual.
:shocked:

The flattery of all of this is nice, but I really just tossed that puppy off quickly. I was afraid someone would beat me to the punch. I will never be able to hold a candle to Jake's classic song parodies. He is the master. Where the hell is he, anyway ? He must be off teaching in some horrible place without internet service.

[wondergirl9847]

What next, "Sometimes It's A Bitch" feminine pads?

*That* is ALWAYS a bitch.

:laugh:

Okay, I went back to read this thread and you guys have me crying laughing with the song title stuff!!

Goodbye Baby is the break-up-with-your-significant-other service. They send out a gal dressed in Stevie garb to sing "Goodbye Baby, I hope your legs get broken...don't forget me....I'LL FOLLOW YOU DOWN TILL THE SOUND OF MY VOICE WILL HAUNT YOU, BEYOTCH!" as she twirls, does a high kick and casts an evil spell on them.

[amber]

I was hoping no one beat me to this




My Dress

Odors, and the first signs of wear,
Tainted my dress
As if some kind of curse washed me up
And it became... no lace, much shame
After all these years, it's still the same
It's no claim to fame

Well, my dress still reeks
When I stand before you
And my hip still aches
When I start to spin
And my pulse still stops
When this dress gets near a flame
Makes my butt look like a train

Corsets, like a vise to the waist
Bind me up tight
And the style fades away
I dress alone
Like nothing's changed
No lace, no shame
After all these years...
The dress is the same

Well, blackdress still hangs
When I stand before you
Like a mourning rag
On a mob widow
And my pulse still slows
When the dress gets near a flame
Makes my butt look like a train

Ooh, my Frankenbocks
Look like tires before you
Like cement blocks
When I trod the stage
And my pulse still slows
When Blackdress gets near a flame
It's flammable
Booty looks just like a train
It's been said before, but...you truly have a gift.... :laugh: :lol:

[ricohv]

Going back in this thread a bit, more "Stevie" products:

If Anyone Falls medic-alert necklace
My Third Day Up diet pills
Crystal Visions, A Stevie Nicks coloring book of shadow-people and other hallucinations seen by people who stay up for 3 days or more
These Are Real Tears saline solution
"Straight Back" orthopedic tennies, as worn by Stevie on the SYW tour!

[celestenadia]

If there was a day I really needed some good laughs, today was it.
Thank you dear Ledgie friends for making me laugh so hard I started crying.
I just can't compete with all the poetry.
You guys should record these ditties and post them!!!

[dissention]

Oh, the visual.
:shocked:

Which visual, my uterus or me reproducing? ;)

[MirrorInTheSky]

Which visual, my uterus or me reproducing? ;)

From Dissention, Inc....introducing "My Little Demon"

[Dreammms]

another funny one from sparky,,,


Talk on the ledge says that dress is filled with dank mold
Those good friends of mine say it's so stiff that it won't fold
It's got to go
(got to go)
It's got to go
(got to go)
It is tattered at the seams
And so smelly that it steams
It's got to go
(got to go)
It's got to go
(got to go)
Cause we don't know long
We can go on
With you in the same dress
Signing all the same songs
Well well it's got to go

Who woulda thought that you'd fall for that rag
A rockin fashion queen is held hostage in a black bag
It's got to go
(got to go)
It's got to go
(got to go)
Cause you know it's so wrong
You've worn that thing for too long
That old corseted thing
Reeks like your brother's beer bong
Well well it's got to go !
OOOhhh it's got to go
Well it's got to go
Take your sequined platform Frankenboks With You !

[strandinthewind]

Which visual, my uterus or me reproducing? ;)


several states have moved forward legislation against you reproducing and W is currently seeking a Const. Amend. :wavey: :wavey: :rolleyes: :laugh:

[sparky]

Which visual, my uterus or me reproducing? ;)

Oh, man. The whole kit and kaboodle, Homie.


:xoxo: :wavey:

[SuzeQuze]

...She's says you're crazy hand me
My shoulderpads..

LOL, you guys are killing me with this thread!!! :lol: :xoxo:

[Livia]

Oh my! I go home for an evening and return to this! The resurrection of the black dress thread! :thumbsup:

Nice job, everyone! Diss, love the I Need to Know parody! Still laughing out loud over the Thanksgiving carbs...

[GardenStateGirlie]

Oh my! I go home for an evening and return to this! The resurrection of the black dress thread! :thumbsup:

Nice job, everyone! Diss, love the I Need to Know parody! Still laughing out loud over the Thanksgiving carbs...

I was like, way to get us fired up and leave :laugh:

[SuzeQuze]

"I'm getting older too" chemical peel

[amber]

"I'm getting older too" chemical peel
:laugh: hey! that's good. I can't believe no one thought of it!!

[DrummerDeanna]

You could be Garbo or even Marlene(a?) - multiple personality medication....

:shrug: Oy...I fear I've just dragged the whole thread down....it's the best I could do :laugh:

[Livia]

Well, I had intended for this thread to stick to cosmetics and lovely bath products, but it's still hilarious....here's a couple more I just thought of...

Violet and Blue eye shadow duo
Edge of Seventeen rejuvenating moisturizer

[strandinthewind]

Well, I had intended for this thread to stick to cosmetics and lovely bath products, but it's still hilarious....here's a couple more I just thought of...

Violet and Blue eye shadow duo
Edge of Seventeen rejuvenating moisturizer

Violet and Blue Handbags - hey - you can take them with you - OOOOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

[glitter_fades]

:sorry: these are really bad:

Over My Head: lubricated condoms

Love Shines: glow in the dark condoms

You Make Loving Fun: ribbed condoms

[strandinthewind]

:sorry: these are really bad:

Over My Head: lubricated condoms

Love Shines: glow in the dark condoms

You Make Loving Fun: ribbed condoms
AARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:xoxo: :angel:

[dissention]

:sorry: these are really bad:

Over My Head: lubricated condoms

Love Shines: glow in the dark condoms

You Make Loving Fun: ribbed condoms

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Sister Honey flavored condoms

[amber]

:sorry: these are really bad:

Over My Head: lubricated condoms

Love Shines: glow in the dark condoms

You Make Loving Fun: ribbed condoms
:D :D :D :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Sister Honey flavored condoms

Hey - I already said Sister Honey was lesbian lubricant :eek: :laugh: :wavey:

[amber]

Hey - I already said Sister Honey was lesbian lubricant :eek: :laugh: :wavey:
Looks like someone found a name for the whole product line.... :D

[dissention]

Hey - I already said Sister Honey was lesbian lubricant :eek: :laugh: :wavey:

Well, excuse moi.

Fire Burning jock powder :p

[amber]

Well, excuse moi.

Fire Burning jock powder :p
:lol: :lol:
or even Soul Crying jock powder :eek:

[dissention]

:lol: :lol:
or even Soul Crying jock powder :eek:

There is no fire burning
Just a scrotum crying

:D

[madformac]

"Drowning In The Sea Of Love" sexual lubricant... :lol:

[amber]

There is no fire burning
Just a scrotum crying

:D
:lol: :D :lol:

[amber]

"Drowning In The Sea Of Love" sexual lubricant... :lol:
dude, gross! :lol: :lol:

[strandinthewind]

There is no fire burning
Just a scrotum crying

:D

or scrotum frying :eek: :lol:

[madformac]

dude, gross! :lol: :lol:

I try my best... :D :D :D

[dissention]

or scrotum frying :eek: :lol:

What a visual. :laugh:

A huge scrotum was frying
And he clenched his ass cheeks tight
He turned around in the showers
What could he use to put out this fire?
But then again, there was Gold Bond
You know it's only powder
There is no fire burning just a scrotum screaming

I am so gross. :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

What a visual. :laugh:

A huge scrotum was frying
And he clenched his ass cheeks tight
He turned around in the showers
What could he use to put out this fire?
But then again, there was Gold Bond
You know it's only powder
There is no fire burning just a scrotum screaming

I am so gross. :xoxo:

starting off with

SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTUUUUUMMMMMMMMM

instead of burnin' :laugh: :rolleyes:

[amber]

What a visual. :laugh:

A huge scrotum was frying
And he clenched his ass cheeks tight
He turned around in the showers
What could he use to put out this fire?
But then again, there was Gold Bond
You know it's only powder
There is no fire burning just a scrotum screaming

I am so gross. :xoxo:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Is it just me, or have you been getting grosser in the past couple weeks? :laugh: I, of course, love it... :thumbsup: ;)

[dissention]

starting off with

SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTUUUUUMMMMMMMMM

instead of burnin' :laugh: :rolleyes:

So cry for it...take a little scratch...and then stop!

[dissention]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Is it just me, or have you been getting grosser in the past couple weeks? :laugh: I, of course, love it... :thumbsup: ;)

EVERYONE who has participated in this thread is an obscene pig, deary. :laugh: And none of it compares to what Jason said in the Destiny Rules thread yesterday. The horror of it. :eek:

[amber]

EVERYONE who has participated in this thread is an obscene pig, deary. :laugh: And none of it compares to what Jason said in the Destiny Rules thread yesterday. The horror of it. :eek:
God bless us, everyone! :thumbsup:

[strandinthewind]

EVERYONE who has participated in this thread is an obscene pig, deary. :laugh: And none of it compares to what Jason said in the Destiny Rules thread yesterday. The horror of it. :eek:

which one was that - the dandruff :laugh: :wavey:

[strandinthewind]

So cry for it...take a little scratch...and then stop!

OMG ROTFLMAO :laugh: :laugh:

I'll cool it down he says :cool:

[dissention]

which one was that - the dandruff :laugh: :wavey:

:eek: That is the single grossest thing I've ever read...and I've Googled "Santorum." :xoxo:

You've made me proud. :D

[amber]

which one was that - the dandruff :laugh: :wavey:
oh, that was awesomely, astoundingly, award winningly, gross!!!! :xoxo:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Fleetwood Mac Sex Tapes

Oh Daddy

Oh Diane

Feels like it was The Second Time

You Dildo Or You Don't

Seven Wankers

Second Hand Screws

PeaceBeaver...take your time


add if you like

[madformac]

A new product line "You've Got The Softest Lips" Va.... Nah...... Ain't goin' any further with this one..... :blob2: :D

[dissention]

OMG ROTFLMAO :laugh: :laugh:

I'll cool it down he says :cool:

So still there is a fire...that no one sees
He doesn't even see it either...
Or so everyone thinks...
But then again, there was that bump
You know it's gonorrhea
There is no fire buring just a scrotum frying

[amber]

A new product line "You've Got The Softest Lips" Va.... Nah...... Ain't goin' any further with this one..... :blob2: :D
Dude!!!! :shocked: :laugh: :lol:

[MirrorInTheSky]

Fleetwood Mac Sex Tapes

add if you like

Lady From a Mounting

[ontheEdgeof17]

We're going to be banned. :wavey: ;)

[dissention]

You Dildo Or You Don't

My favorite one so far. :lol: :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

:eek: That is the single grossest thing I've ever read...and I've Googled "Santorum." :xoxo:

You've made me proud. :D

I made that up YEARS ago as an insult to this assh*le on high school who was always ragging me because I had sometimes had dandruff above the shoulders (I played football and that helmut causes all kinds of skin problems LOL) - So, once day the oaf had who knows what kind of white stuff on his black shoes (it was probably salt from the cafeteria as it was during lunch) and in front of EVERYONE and on the P.A. (we were having the annual charity auction - I was the emcee) I announced that he must not be wearing underwear because he had dandruff on his shoes :eek: Needless to say - that ended the harassment right then and there and he actually was nice to my ascerbic ass after that :laugh:

[madformac]

We're going to be banned. :wavey: ;)


RECIND THE STRIKES!!!!!!!!!!

[dissention]

I made that up YEARS ago as an insult to this assh*le on high school who was always ragging me because I had sometimes had dandruff above the shoulders (I played football and that helmut causes all kinds of skin problems LOL) - So, once day the oaf had who knows what kind of white stuff on his black shoes (it was probably salt from the cafeteria as it was during lunch) and in front of EVERYONE and on the P.A. (we were having the annual charity auction - I was the emcee) I announced that he must not be wearing underwear because he had dandruff on his shoes :eek: Needless to say - that ended the harassment right then and there and he actually was nice to my ascerbic ass after that :laugh:

:lol:

That? Is a *hysterical* story. And such a good insult. I'm committing it to memory. :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

:lol:

That? Is a *hysterical* story. And such a good insult. I'm committing it to memory. :xoxo:

You and all others who dare - may use it free of charge and with license :cool: Trust me when I say that oaf turned redder than the fried scrotum we are talking about and, I think. even cried - oops I did it again :laugh: - jerk :mad:

[ontheEdgeof17]

My favorite one so far. :lol: :xoxo:


Thank ya! I learn from the best. :angel:

[dissention]

You and all others who dare - may use it free of charge and with license :cool: Trust me when I say that oaf turned redder than the fried scrotum we are talking about and, I think. even cried - oops I did it again :laugh: - jerk :mad:

:laugh:

Fried scrotum with dandruff. What things come from the mouths of babes. :laugh:

[dissention]

Thank ya! I learn from the best. :angel:

:thumbsup:

You're lucky we're on a message board, I'm usually worse. :wavey:

[strandinthewind]

:laugh:

Fried scrotum with dandruff. What things come from the mouths of babes. :laugh:

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There are so many horrid ones flying through my head that I am SURE would offend even the likes of me.

For Example,

Every night that goes between
my douche bag needs a rest . . .
As I slowly drain it away in the sink . . .

and that is the LEAST of them :eek: :cool:

[dissention]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There are so many horrid ones flying through my head that I am SURE would offend even the likes of me.

For Example,

Every night that goes between
my douche bad needs a rest . . .
As I slowly drain it away in the sink . . .

and that is the LEAST of them :eek: :cool:

:eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek: *




*Love it.

[ontheEdgeof17]

:thumbsup:

You're lucky we're on a message board, I'm usually worse. :wavey:


Next time I am in Mass, we will do lunch. :)

[dissention]

Next time I am in Mass, we will do lunch. :)

That is, if my presence can keep your lunch down. :woohoo:

[amber]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There are so many horrid ones flying through my head that I am SURE would offend even the likes of me.

For Example,

Every night that goes between
my douche bag needs a rest . . .
As I slowly drain it away in the sink . . .

and that is the LEAST of them :eek: :cool:
:lol: :lol:

[MirrorInTheSky]

The "I Come When You Shine" two-in-one dildo/flashlight

[amber]

The "I Come When You Shine" two-in-one dildo/flashlight
:distress: :distress: :shocked: :laugh: :laugh: :lol:

[SuzeQuze]

Okay, I see this thread has gone way downhill but I got an idea for a parody so here we go kids:

It’s tired
It’s trashy
Puts Blackwell
Into misery

Timeless, in your doilies
It’s a high price for your cutlery

Sorcerer
Who is the seamstress
Man that woman should be fired
Because that frock is so tired
Sorcerer
Show me your fabrics
Come over
Would you put that on me

All around black dress madness
Was found on a lady from the mountains
All around black dress madness
Was found on a lady from the mountains
Lady from the mountains

It’s tired
Needs revision badly
Still Blackwell’s
In his misery

Timeless in your doilies
It’s a high price for your cutlery

[SuzeQuze]

I made that up YEARS ago as an insult to this assh*le on high school who was always ragging me because I had sometimes had dandruff above the shoulders (I played football and that helmut causes all kinds of skin problems LOL) - So, once day the oaf had who knows what kind of white stuff on his black shoes (it was probably salt from the cafeteria as it was during lunch) and in front of EVERYONE and on the P.A. (we were having the annual charity auction - I was the emcee) I announced that he must not be wearing underwear because he had dandruff on his shoes :eek: Needless to say - that ended the harassment right then and there and he actually was nice to my ascerbic ass after that :laugh:

I thought you had a sweet ass, no? :lol: Great story!

[sparky]

Okay, I see this thread has gone way downhill but I got an idea for a parody so here we go kids:

It’s tired
It’s trashy
Puts Blackwell
Into misery

Timeless, in your doilies
It’s a high price for your cutlery

Sorcerer
Who is the seamstress
Man that woman should be fired
Because that frock is so tired
Sorcerer
Show me your fabrics
Come over
Would you put that on me

All around black dress madness
Was found on a lady from the mountains
All around black dress madness
Was found on a lady from the mountains
Lady from the mountains

It’s tired
Needs revision badly
Still Blackwell’s
In his misery

Timeless in your doilies
It’s a high price for your cutlery

The cutlery reference is sheer genius. :lol:

[Livia]

Okay, I see this thread has gone way downhill but I got an idea for a parody so here we go kids:

It’s tired
It’s trashy
Puts Blackwell
Into misery

Timeless, in your doilies
It’s a high price for your cutlery

Sorcerer
Who is the seamstress
Man that woman should be fired
Because that frock is so tired
Sorcerer
Show me your fabrics
Come over
Would you put that on me

All around black dress madness
Was found on a lady from the mountains
All around black dress madness
Was found on a lady from the mountains
Lady from the mountains

It’s tired
Needs revision badly
Still Blackwell’s
In his misery

Timeless in your doilies
It’s a high price for your cutlery

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[SuzeQuze]

The cutlery reference is sheer genius. :lol:

Aw gee, LOL. Thx, Sparky :xoxo:

[Livia]

One of my favorite new insults: "You're an ankle, which is 3 feet below a c-word!" Of course, it stings worse when you actually SAY the c-word.

[dissention]

Okay, I see this thread has gone way downhill but I got an idea for a parody so here we go kids:

It’s tired
It’s trashy
Puts Blackwell
Into misery

Timeless, in your doilies
It’s a high price for your cutlery

Sorcerer
Who is the seamstress
Man that woman should be fired
Because that frock is so tired
Sorcerer
Show me your fabrics
Come over
Would you put that on me

All around black dress madness
Was found on a lady from the mountains
All around black dress madness
Was found on a lady from the mountains
Lady from the mountains

It’s tired
Needs revision badly
Still Blackwell’s
In his misery

Timeless in your doilies
It’s a high price for your cutlery

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Love the cutlery line and "It's tired, needs revision badly." :laugh:

[SuzeQuze]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Love the cutlery line and "It's tired, needs revision badly." :laugh:

:laugh: Thx, Diss. :xoxo:

[sparky]

One of my favorite new insults: "You're an ankle, which is 3 feet below a c-word!" Of course, it stings worse when you actually SAY the c-word.

This reminds me of a friend who used to work with Helen Hunt. When I asked if she was the obvious slur that rhymes with her name, the response was, "We called her 'knees'. It's lower on the body."


:laugh:

[greatdarkwing]

This thread has reached an all time low! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I am loving every post!

~Alex

[ontheEdgeof17]

:bump:

...so the "newbies" can have a good laugh :wavey:

[Livia]

:bump:

...so the "newbies" can have a good laugh :wavey:

You're fast, I was just doing the same thing! :D

[ontheEdgeof17]

You're fast, I was just doing the same thing! :D


The Black Dress Thread is in this thread....and Black Dress Songs! :blob1:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Fleetwood Mac Sex Tapes

Oh Daddy

Oh Diane

Feels like it was The Second Time

You Dildo Or You Don't

Seven Wankers

Second Hand Screws

PeaceBeaver...take your time


add if you like

OMG. I. was. horrible.

[GardenStateGirlie]

OMG. I. was. horrible.

Would we expect anything less?? :laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Would we expect anything less?? :laugh:


I mean, PeaceBeaver? Gawd.

[GardenStateGirlie]

I mean, PeaceBeaver? Gawd.

In the blackdress thread one of my lyrics was "you'll never get laid" :laugh: We're bitches, what can I say?

[ontheEdgeof17]

In the blackdress thread one of my lyrics was "you'll never get laid" :laugh: We're bitches, what can I say?

:laugh:

My You Dildo or You Don't was my best play on words I've ever had.