Worst Movies

[seeker007nmss]

What is the worst Movie you have ever seen? I would like to nominate the following as the WORST movie ever made. OH, Some are so bad they are funny, this one just plain stunk..........

The Waterboy............. :eek:


Can anyone do worse? (Yes I think Waterboy was even worse than spiceworld)

[wondergirl9847]

National Lampoon's Senior Trip...saw it with the 'rents.

Yeah.

:shocked:

The Bodyguard sucked....he should have died.

[amber]

Well, I think you have to make a special ammendment to discount horror flicks...JMHO
So i vote for...oh, i'll have to get back to you...

[thepoetinmyhear]

My roommate and I used to make a game out of renting terrible movies and trying to outdo each other's selections for the worst movie of all time. Most of these movies split up into three categories with a few terrible movies tht are actually entertaining because of how bad they are:

1.) Mainstream release that is just so stupid you can't believe people actually got paid to work on it (THE WINNER for me: Biodome)

2. Indie film that is so bad and contrived it actually is hysterically funny. (THE WINNER for me: Deathstalker)

3. Indie film or mainstream film that rambles for an incredibly long time never really managing to be entertaining. A very boring movie (THE WINNER for me: Mindfield with The Keep coming in a close second)

Michael

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

All of the American Pie films...

[Serrart]

In the last years I couldn't stand (not in a particular order):

Dances With The Wolves :sorry:
Titanic
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year
The English Patient
A Perfect Murder (Remake)
Striptease
Body Of Evidence
Con Air
Never Talk To Strangers
Pearl Harbor
Air Force One
15 Minutes
8 MM
Batman & Robin
Captain Corelli's Mandolin
Dr. T & The Women
The Blackout
Femme Fatale
G.I Jane
The Next Best Thing
Armageddon
Irréversible
Cold Mountain
Troy
The truth About Charlie and The Manchurian Candidate (remakes): I'd like to kick Jonathan Demme' s bottom for the way he mistreated two classics :mad:

ahem... I'd better stop :o

Romy

[greatdarkwing]

"How to Deal" ...went to see this with a date, and it became the first movie I officially walked out on! Mandy Moore should be shot.

~Alex

[tuigirl]

9 1/2 weeks and Eyes wide Shut... Damn right they were..shut fast asleep :nod: ...zzzzzzZZZzZZZ

[hayley]

I just saw 9 1/2 Weeks a couple of months ago for the first time and was amazed to see that there was a point in time in which Mickey Rourke was HOT- really, TRULY HOT.

I remember seeing Kazaam or Shazaam or some name like that with Shaquille O'Neal is a genie with my mom and brother. She won free passes. The worst movie I've ever seen, by far. Daredevil, too. That was horrible for me because I love the Jennifer Garner, but wanted to slit my throat through the film, which is never a good sign.

[DrummerDeanna]

Batman and Robin - it was awful...
Spaced Invaders (the first movie I ever walked out on) -HORRID

I know there must be more - but those two stick out in my mind as the worst movies I've seen

[dissention]

Exit To Eden- Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd in bondage gear. :shocked:

The United States of Leland- WHY???????????????????????????!!!!!!

I'll most defnitely think of more. :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

Exit To Eden- Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd in bondage gear. :shocked:



OMG...forgot about that one...that's definitely high on the list...

[wondergirl9847]

I liked Con Air. :)

But I like alot of dude movies, so...LOL

Titanic was alright and Dances with Wolves was okay. I've seen parts of Pearl Harbour, the attack scenes made me cry a little...and Armaggedon too, but Deep Impact made me seriously bawl. LOL The rest on your list, Serrart, I've not seen.

[skcin]

Anaconda

Cabin Fever

Paula

[amber]

Thanks for reminding me how much GI Jane sucked ass.
I'm also going to vote for Julia Roberts movies, specifically, one that should have been funny but wasn't. The one with John Cusack, her, Billy Crystal, and Cathering Zeta Jones. man, that sucked
If you haven't seen Lair of the White Worm, you should (random movie advice)
AMber

[David]

1.) Mainstream release that is just so stupid you can't believe people actually got paid to work on it (THE WINNER for me: Biodome)"End of Days" fits the bill nicely there.

I don't count abominably bad movies that strike one as entertaining because the dialog is filled with howlers or the FX are skinflint-cheap (movies like Ed Wood's "Plan 9 from Outer Space" & Phil Turner's "Robot Monster" are examples).

[GateandGarden]

Well, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE "Mystery Science Theater 3000," but I'll leave out all of those movies, since they're too easy.

How about-

From Justin to Kelly :eek:

and They Live

Hillary

[Serrart]

I liked Con Air. :)

But I like alot of dude movies, so...LOL

Titanic was alright and Dances with Wolves was okay. I've seen parts of Pearl Harbour, the attack scenes made me cry a little...and Armaggedon too, but Deep Impact made me seriously bawl. LOL The rest on your list, Serrart, I've not seen.

The intolerance for Con Air, Pearl Harbor and Armageddon is caused by my Jerry Bruckheimer Syndrome. With almost every movie he produces (a couple like Black Hawk Down were very good), after the first ten minutes of slow motion, plastified cinematography, loud soundtrack and dumb acting I start to stare at the emergency exit. :nod:

Romy

[Serrart]

Thanks for reminding me how much GI Jane sucked ass.
I'm also going to vote for Julia Roberts movies, specifically, one that should have been funny but wasn't. The one with John Cusack, her, Billy Crystal, and Cathering Zeta Jones. man, that sucked

I agree, there wasn't anything funny in it. It needed some dark humour... and John Waters ;)

If you haven't seen Lair of the White Worm, you should (random movie advice)

The title sounds intriguing...

Romy

[wondergirl9847]

If you haven't seen Lair of the White Worm, you should (random movie advice)

The title sounds intriguing...


I've seen it, and yes, it's quite wicked wierd. It has Hugh Grant. :)

[Serrart]

I've seen it, and yes, it's quite wicked wierd. It has Hugh Grant. :)

It sound even more interesting, now I know what to watch this weekend :)

Romy

[GODDESS6]

IN A WORD..."SHOWGIRLS"
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY STANK!!!~
blessed be~
jill

[GypsySorcerer]

The Blair Witch Project.

[markolas]

The only movie I ever walked out on was Poetic Justice. Janet Jackson's lone foray into acting. Really bad movie.

A few years ago, I was roped into seeing Black Knight, with Martin Lawrence. Another piece of #$@!. Basically, any movie like that is bad.

[amber]

IN A WORD..."SHOWGIRLS"
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY STANK!!!~
blessed be~
jill
:laugh: :lol:
I was gonna say that, but then realized i liked it's badness...hehehe. mainly Gina Gershon...

[GODDESS6]

:laugh: :lol:
I was gonna say that, but then realized i liked it's badness...hehehe. mainly Gina Gershon...


gina gershon is sexy, i like her 2, but the saved by the bell chick was horrid :eek: ~

blessed be~
jill

[gldstwmn]

IN A WORD..."SHOWGIRLS"
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY STANK!!!~
blessed be~
jill

Actually, I like this movie. It's so bad it's good. I watch it late at night when there's nothing else on. My favorite line is when Gina says, "It's now or never, that's what Elvis said." :laugh: :shrug:

[Serrart]

Actually, I like this movie. It's so bad it's good.

I think the same, everything is so badly decadent in Showgirls, that you can almost find in it a satiric dignity. Plus, Gina Gershon has a great "All about Eve on acid" final scene.

Romy

[gldstwmn]

I think the same, everything is so badly decadent in Showgirls, that you can almost find in it a satiric dignity. Plus, Gina Gershon has a great "All about Eve on acid" final scene.

Romy

I love her performance in the movie. :thumbsup:

[amber]

I think the same, everything is so badly decadent in Showgirls, that you can almost find in it a satiric dignity. Plus, Gina Gershon has a great "All about Eve on acid" final scene.

Romy
ah, "All About Eve" on acid. I wondered why i liked it so much!
Amber "All About Eve" is my favorite movie G

[Serrart]

I love her performance in the movie. :thumbsup:

She's a good actress, IMO, her irony usually helps every movie she is in.

Romy

[amber]

She's a good actress, IMO, her irony usually helps every movie she is in.

Romy
Yep, she is. and when she isn't, she's got loads of charisma.

[hypnotized]

The Acid House

[Moony]

Grease
A Walk to Remember
Save The Last Dance
Dirty Dancing
anything with Julia Roberts

*shudder*

[amber]

Grease
A Walk to Remember
Save The Last Dance
Dirty Dancing
anything with Julia Roberts

*shudder*
I totally agree with your list, except, I love Grease, inexplicably...Julia Roberts - *shudder*

[ontheEdgeof17]

I saw The Grudge last weekend....it sucked! I dunno why it's still the #1 movie.?!.?! :rolleyes:

[GateandGarden]

A Walk to Remember
*shudder*Oh man. That movie was SO bad.

Hillary

[skcin]

Grease
A Walk to Remember
Save The Last Dance
Dirty Dancing
anything with Julia Roberts

*shudder*

Grease & Dirty Dancing? How DARE you!

Paula ;)

[Moony]

Grease & Dirty Dancing? How DARE you!

Paula ;)

heh.
What's funny is that while I hated those two movies (and most musicals...), I LOVED Moulin Rouge! :woohoo: I love Ewan McGregor...

:thumbsup:

[SuzeQuze]

Dude Where's My Car? Stupidest movie ever made!

[dissention]

Actually, I like this movie. It's so bad it's good. I watch it late at night when there's nothing else on. My favorite line is when Gina says, "It's now or never, that's what Elvis said." :laugh: :shrug:

I love it, too. I bought the VIP collectors box and it came with shotglasses and pasties. :lol:

But my favorite line is "Ooh, I used to LOVE Puppy Chow." ;)

[dissention]

anything with Julia Roberts

*shudder*

She is terrible. They'll give an Oscar to anyone.

[chiliD]

How far back are we going here?

My "bottom three" are:

Shanghai Surprise
Unbreakable
Ishtar

[Johnny Stew]

Off the top of my head, the worst movie I've ever seen is 'Seven.'

If Brad Pitt weren't so damned cute, I'd never forgive him for that P.O.S.! :p

[amber]

How far back are we going here?

My "bottom three" are:

Shanghai Surprise
Unbreakable
Ishtar
I know Ishtar is widely known as a Turkey, but i finally saw it, cause my favorite actress is in it. To be honest, I'm sure there are many, many worse movies. I know i've seen some...

[dissention]

Unbreakable


Unbreakable makes Shanghai Surprise look like Citizen Kane.

[dissention]

I know Ishtar is widely known as a Turkey, but i finally saw it, cause my favorite actress is in it. To be honest, I'm sure there are many, many worse movies. I know i've seen some...

I saw it because Elaine May wrote and directed it and I think she's hilarious and incredibly talented. But it was awful. :laugh:

[Johnny Stew]

Really? See, I liked 'Unbreakable' quite a bit... though I know the friends I watched it with, didn't care for it.

I attributed it to the fact that I was a HUGE comic books fan when I was growing up.

[dissention]

Really? See, I liked 'Unbreakable' quite a bit... though I know the friends I watched it with, didn't care for it.

I attributed it to the fact that I was a HUGE comic books fan when I was growing up.

Oh, it was more like Unbearable. Shyamalan is an untalented hack. Absolutely putrid director.

[GateandGarden]

She is terrible. They'll give an Oscar to anyone.Am I the only one who liked her in
Mary Reilly? :shrug:

Hillary

[Johnny Stew]

Shyamalan is an untalented hack. Absolutely putrid director.

Diss, my boy, tell us how you really feel. ;)

[amber]

I saw it because Elaine May wrote and directed it and I think she's hilarious and incredibly talented. But it was awful. :laugh:
:laugh: I just thought it was normal dull, not awful like some other movies i've seen have been awful. But, not that i can really argue with you that it wasn't awful :laugh:

[GateandGarden]

Oh, it was more like Unbearable. Shyamalan is an untalented hack. Absolutely putrid director.No love for The Sixth Sense? I heard The Village was absolutely awful. I quit going to see them after Unbreakable, which I thought was interesting and okay but also very aggravating in that it didn't make enough sense.

Hillary

[amber]

Am I the only one who liked her in
Mary Reilly? :shrug:

Hillary
yeah. :laugh: No, i just don't like her in general, and i don't think she really picks good movies. She's the very epitome of mediocre. Like, good enough to be ok, but not really good at all. I accidentally saw Erin Brockovich, and, well, it was ok. I didn't rech, but i wasn't having a "julia party" either. But i don't like the way she looks or anything. I think she is nice, yet dull. :shrug:

[amber]

No love for The Sixth Sense? I heard The Village was absolutely awful. I quit going to see them after Unbreakable, which I thought was interesting and okay but also very aggravating in that it didn't make enough sense.

Hillary
God, when i finally saw the sixth sense, I couldn't believe how much love it had gotten. :shocked: It was ok, but...that's it. I didn't really think it was special or anything :shrug:

[dissention]

No love for The Sixth Sense? I heard The Village was absolutely awful. I quit going to see them after Unbreakable, which I thought was interesting and okay but also very aggravating in that it didn't make enough sense.

Hillary

Not even the Sixth Sense. I guessed the twist early on, he did a poor job of concealing it. I thought the whole movie was a complete rip-off of every other ghost movie that came before it; there was really nothing new.

Signs was just as bad. Yech.

[GateandGarden]

yeah. :laugh: No, i just don't like her in general, and i don't think she really picks good movies. She's the very epitome of mediocre. Like, good enough to be ok, but not really good at all. I accidentally saw Erin Brockovich, and, well, it was ok. I didn't rech, but i wasn't having a "julia party" either. But i don't like the way she looks or anything. I think she is nice, yet dull. :shrug:Well, I can definitely say that I haven't liked her in any other movies I've seen her in besides that one.

Hillary

[Serrart]

Oh, it was more like Unbearable. Shyamalan is an untalented hack. Absolutely putrid director.

I can't stand him either, but if I needed a director for an average B-Movie, I would hire him.

Romy

[dissention]

I can't stand him either, but if I needed a director for an average B-Movie, I would hire him.

Romy

I'd woo Corman before I let Shyamalan behind the cameras.

[amber]

I'd woo Corman before I let Shyamalan behind the cameras.
:laugh:
Yeah, he's way more dangerous (Shyamalan) because he thinks he's actually making good movies!

[Serrart]

Am I the only one who liked her in
Mary Reilly? :shrug:

Hillary
I kinda liked Mary Reilly. Julia Roberts hasn't a staggering talent, but when she works with brilliant and generous actors like John Malcovich, Rupert Everett, Sally Field or Albert Finney she's usually able to give a good performance, IMO. It gets scary when she works with someone worse than her... :eek:

Romy

[Serrart]

I'd woo Corman before I let Shyamalan behind the cameras.

You couldn't have Corman, he's always so busy... ;)

Romy

[takenbythesky]

Man...Worst movie ever...There are so many. :eek:

Beyond The Valley of the Dolls
Anything on the Lifetime Network
Anything with Carrot Top in it
Girl on a Swing
Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
Mona Lisa Smile

...Among others.

-Justin

[dissention]

Man...Worst movie ever...There are so many. :eek:

Beyond The Valley of the Dolls


Love that one. :laugh: :wavey:

[dissention]

:thumbsup: It's one of the worst movies ever made...But I've seen it three times. :wavey:

Imagine my shock and embarrassment when my father thought out loud, "Oh, so this is that movie with Z-Man!" :lol:

:lol:

That whole movie is a mess. I'm dying for them to release Valley and Beyond the Valley on DVD. I hear they're going to remake Valley, so that should be interesting.

[takenbythesky]

That whole movie is a mess. I'm dying for them to release Valley and Beyond the Valley on DVD. I hear they're going to remake Valley, so that should be interesting.

Maybe Valley and Beyond the Valley WILL be released on DVD now that Russ Meyer has passed away! Oh...Imagine the special features! :D

Wow...Who would they cast in the remake of Valley? Maria Elena Harding, perhaps? :]

-Justin

[amber]

Wow...Who would they cast in the remake of Valley? Maria Elena Harding, perhaps? :]

-Justin
Who's that? :confused: should i know her?

[takenbythesky]

Who's that? :confused: should i know her?

She was in David Lynch's movie Mulholland Drive. Gorgeously lush woman. Oops, her name is "Laura Herring" now I guess...Here's a pic:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0005009/HH/0005009/BW_headshot001.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Harring,%20Laura

...I just thought she'd be the type to be in a remake of Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. :laugh:

-Justin

[chiliD]

Really? See, I liked 'Unbreakable' quite a bit... though I know the friends I watched it with, didn't care for it.

I attributed it to the fact that I was a HUGE comic books fan when I was growing up.


Hmmmm...and I thought Seven was awesome. So, there ya go. :wavey:

[AliceLover]

I thought the Matrix was horrible. I don't know why it is liked so much. I rented all three one night and fell asleep half way through. I really don't like them at all.

The Village was ok, but kind of hard to understand. Overall I thought it was good.

Jimmy

[amber]

She was in David Lynch's movie Mulholland Drive. Gorgeously lush woman. Oops, her name is "Laura Herring" now I guess...Here's a pic:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0005009/HH/0005009/BW_headshot001.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Harring,%20Laura

...I just thought she'd be the type to be in a remake of Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. :laugh:

-Justin
ah, she would be good! I haven't seen "beyond", just "valley"...i think. I read the books, for sure... :p
P.S. you should be having a package soon... :wavey: