O'Reilly Settles Sexual Harassment Suit

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http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/041028/286128_1.html

NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Oct. 28, 2004--The Parties regret that this matter has caused tremendous pain, and they have agreed to settle. All cases and claims have been withdrawn and all Parties have agreed that there was no wrongdoing whatsoever by Mr. O'Reilly, Ms. Mackris, or Ms. Mackris' counsel, Benedict P. Morelli & Associates. We now withdraw any assertion that any extortion by Ms. Mackris, Mr. Morelli, or Morelli & Associates occurred. Out of respect for their families and privacy, all Parties and their representatives have agreed that all information relating to the cases shall remain confidential.

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Ha, like we didn't see that coming! Filthy pig.

[estranged4life]

Sung to the tune of the "Best Little Whorehouse In Texas"

"Faux News has a pervert on it...
On my God. Bless my soul

Faux news has a pervert on it...
Settle that lawsuit cause the truth was told

O'Really yer a pervert...
It's so damned plain to see

O'Really yer a pervert...
Almost as bad as the one named Pee-Wee"


Brian "Ray Charles & Stevie Wonder both saw this settlement coming" j.

[Nixxxed]

OOH! OOH! Best Little Whorehouse sing-along??? I wanna play!!!

It's just a little bitty pissant Republican channel
Nothing much to say
Drinking's always allowed
Especially at dinner, where it gets lewd
"I got a big one, wanna see?"

It's just a piddly-squattin old time Republican place
Everything's so high-toned
There's never good will, and more than one small thrill
Especially when Bill's talking dirty on the phone!

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Crap, now I'll be singing Whorehouse songs in my sleep. :nod:

[estranged4life]

OOH! OOH! Best Little Whorehouse sing-along??? I wanna play!!!

It's just a little bitty pissant Republican channel
Nothing much to say
Drinking's always allowed
Especially at dinner, where it gets lewd
"I got a big one, wanna see?"

It's just a piddly-squattin old time Republican place
Everything's so high-toned
There's never good will, and more than one small thrill
Especially when Bill's talking dirty on the phone!

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Crap, now I'll be singing Whorehouse songs in my sleep. :nod:

that was ultra-tripped funny :lol: ...And as funny as hearing O'Really saying his wiener is a big 'un, Yeah big Vienna sausage :lol: :laugh:

Now if Rita Crosby of Faux News wants to call me to talk nasty...Well now, that is a different story all together (And my life long wish!!!)

Brian j.

[Nixxxed]

that was ultra-tripped funny :lol: ...And as funny as hearing O'Really saying his wiener is a big 'un, Yeah big Vienna sausage :lol: :laugh:

Now if Rita Crosby of Faux News wants to call me to talk nasty...Well now, that is a different story all together (And my life long wish!!!)

Brian j.

Thanks! I was originally gonna try "Sneakin Around", but I like that song so much I just couldn't bear it. Besides, it's already pretty risque, especially "the sexy things we fantasize" part. I'm getting visuals of Burt playing with that vacuum hose! :laugh:

Rita Cosby? I was gonna ask you if you were really straight because of knowing Whorehouse lyrics, but anyone who fantasizes about Rita HAS to bat for the home team. I like her OK - she seems to be one of the smarter Fox folks - but everytime I see her, I just think of Monica Blewhimsky wearing a blonde wig. Don't know why.

[estranged4life]

Rita Cosby? I was gonna ask you if you were really straight because of knowing Whorehouse lyrics, but anyone who fantasizes about Rita HAS to bat for the home team. I like her OK - she seems to be one of the smarter Fox folks - but everytime I see her, I just think of Monica Blewhimsky wearing a blonde wig. Don't know why.

I hope to someday find out if she is wearing a wig or if she really is a blonde...Man, that sounded really bad didnt it? (Dont think my wife would like the idea though)

She is the only reason I turn it over onto Faux News anyways...She can do my news any day she wants :nod:

Brian j.