Funny Sounding Lyrics

[Lala]

While I'm well aware that these aren't the real lyrics they kinda sound like this...

Sara - "Said you'd give me light, but you never told me about papiya"
SOTM - "She was drunk at the top of the stairs"
EO17 - "I would f*ck with an angel, desire to please"

Anyone else hear things like this? Please share them for a laugh :D

[Villavic]

You remember Queen's Bicyle Race?
When Freddie says...
"I don't wanna be a candidate for Vietnam or Watergate..."

A friend of mine always insisted he said...
"don't wanna be a candidate for queer number one again"

[Lala]

SYLM - "You moo me up 'till the sun comes up"
not that that makes a whole heck of a lot of sense...