Light Bulbs

[DeeGeMe]

So how many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?


The Answer is TEN:

1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb or for darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new lightbulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished",

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

[amber]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

It's funny cause it's true.....
AMber

[gldstwmn]

That's so true it's not even funny! :laugh:

[estranged4life]

So how many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?


The Answer is TEN:

1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb or for darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new lightbulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished",

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.


"Mr President, Those arent light bulbs, They're WMDs"-Colin Powell

"Wow...So this is what a Well Made Device is...Cool, Anyone wanna play Easy Bake oven now???"-Shrub

[celestenadia]

I'm slightly Polish, so I take offense to all of this!!! ;) (only kidding, NOT about being slightly Polish, but about the taking offense:)
Your post is too funny!
I don't know, I'm SUCH a political mess...:)
I'm a registered Republican,but I voted for Wet Willie TWICE,Governor Christie Todd is like my hero, but I REALLY think Martin Sheen should be our next President...

[estranged4life]

I don't know, I'm SUCH a political mess...:)

I'm a registered Republican,but I voted for Wet Willie TWICE,Governor Christie Todd is like my hero, but I REALLY think Martin Sheen should be our next President...


because I am also (Albeit technically) a Republican, But I DECIDE for MYSELF who to vote for and WHY...Last large election in Oklahoma I have voted for a Democratic Governor (Brad Henry who won), A Republican Lt.Governor (Mary Fallin who won), A Democratic head of education (I cant remember her name just she won) & a Democratic Insurance Comissioner (Carroll Fisher, Who was just IMPEACHED for being a crook...And has no support now from his own party, Who want him to step down from his post even though he refuses to).

Brian "Alienated" j.