Memoirs

[darklinensuit]

If each of the Five Fireflies were to realease an autobiography, what should the titles be?

Stevie - "My Life In And Out Of BlackDress", or "It's About Damned Time I Released This Book", or "If You're Reading These Memoirs I Must Be Dead"

Mick - "Two Sticks And A Drum But No Pot To P!ss In" or "This Time I'll Keep The Stories Accurate"

Lindsey - "Cycles"

John - "Everything I Was Thinking During All Those Silent Moments For All Those Years" or "A Baseball Cap Thrown On The Head Is A Smart Look"

Christine - "I Swear I Was The Normal One"


- Jake

[Lala]

Lindsey - My Little Demon

[cliffdweller]

If each of the Five Fireflies were to realease an autobiography, what should the titles be?

Stevie - "My Life In And Out Of BlackDress", or "It's About Damned Time I Released This Book", or "If You're Reading These Memoirs I Must Be Dead"

Mick - "Two Sticks And A Drum But No Pot To P!ss In" or "This Time I'll Keep The Stories Accurate"

Lindsey - "Cycles"

John - "Everything I Was Thinking During All Those Silent Moments For All Those Years" or "A Baseball Cap Thrown On The Head Is A Smart Look"



- Jake



:laugh: :laugh: Those are great.

Here's some more:

Stevie: "My Life in Chiffon"
Lindsey: "Cycles, Lables, and Going Insane: The Lindsey Buckingham Story"
John: "Big Mean Bass Machine"
Mick: "Bug-eyed and Sweatin' Like Nixon: The Mick Fleetwood Story"
Christine: "...No, The Other Woman in Fleetwood Mac"

[ontheEdgeof17]

Chris: "Wine and Whines"


...eh, that's all I got in me at the moment



-Curtis

[amber]

If each of the Five Fireflies were to realease an autobiography, what should the titles be?

Stevie - "My Life In And Out Of BlackDress", or "It's About Damned Time I Released This Book", or "If You're Reading These Memoirs I Must Be Dead"

Mick - "Two Sticks And A Drum But No Pot To P!ss In" or "This Time I'll Keep The Stories Accurate"

Lindsey - "Cycles"

John - "Everything I Was Thinking During All Those Silent Moments For All Those Years" or "A Baseball Cap Thrown On The Head Is A Smart Look"

Christine - "I Swear I Was The Normal One"


- Jake
Lemow! aaahhhhahahahahahahahaha :lol: It's gonna take me awhile to think of some better than this!
Amber

[AliP]

Stevie: "Nobody is that cute"

Lindsey: "How everything in life is like painting on a canvas or making a movie": Lindsey Buckingham's guide on how to make this comparision useful for every question you are ever asked in life."

John: "Short Shorts Rule"

Mick: Vesturbation

[amber]

:laugh: :laugh: Those are great.

Here's some more:

Stevie: "My Life in Chiffon"
Lindsey: "Cycles, Lables, and Going Insane: The Lindsey Buckingham Story"
John: "Big Mean Bass Machine"
Mick: "Bug-eyed and Sweatin' Like Nixon: The Mick Fleetwood Story"
Christine: "...No, The Other Woman in Fleetwood Mac"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Amber

[darklinensuit]

John: "Short Shorts Rule"

Mick: Vesturbation

:thumbsup: :laugh:

Also...

Lindsey: "The Life Of LindsEy (NO 'A')"

Stevie: "A Life All About Great Lighting"


- Jake

[darklinensuit]

:laugh: :laugh: Those are great.

Here's some more:

Stevie: "My Life in Chiffon"

Who are you kidding...You know you want to hear the stories about when she's out of chiffon. ;)

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Chris: "Wine and Whines"


...eh, that's all I got in me at the moment



-Curtis

I take it you're not a Chris fan?

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Lindsey - My Little Demon

And its prequel, Tusk. ;)

- Jake

[bikerchic]

Mick: "Two Spliff's & A Shroom"
Lindsey: Think Of Me Sweet Darlin Everytime You Don't Come" Every Man's Guide to "What Not To Do" For Great Sex
Stevie: "Tambo's & Rebo's"
John: "Bass Guitar for Dummies"
Christine: "Why I Quit Fleetwood Mac, Because I'm Rich Stupid"

[ontheEdgeof17]

I take it you're not a Chris fan?

Love her! I do think she sugar-coats everything and needs to let it all out.....Hence, whine.....which goes with her fav drink...wine. :wavey:


-Curtis

[ontheEdgeof17]

Lindsey: "I'm So Afraid...(Of releasing anything without the 'Mac so This is a Band Autobiography Instead of Just Being My Material)"



-Curtis

[darklinensuit]

Lindsey: Think Of Me Sweet Darlin Everytime You Don't Come" Every Man's Guide of "What Not To Do" For Great Sex
John: "Bass Guitar for Dummies"
Christine: "Why I Quit Fleetwood Mac, Because I'm Rich Stupid"

:lol:

Lindsey: "To All The Blondes I've Loved Before"
Stevie: "I Was His Best"

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Love her! I do think she sugar-coats everything and needs to let it all out.....Hence, whine.....which goes with her fav drink...wine. :wavey:


-Curtis

I think her songs are sugarcoated; I don't see it in interviews so much.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Lindsey: "I'm So Afraid...(Of releasing anything without the 'Mac so This is a Band Autobiography Instead of Just Being My Material)"



-Curtis

Oh, are folks going to blast this one. :lol: ;)
I think the story was that Lindsey was pressured to release with the band, not afraid to release solo. But who knows for sure. :shrug:

- Jake

[ontheEdgeof17]

I think the story was that Lindsey was pressured to release with the band, not afraid to release solo. But who knows for sure


I know. I was just playing around. :D I'm full of FM knowledge.


-Curtis

[darklinensuit]

I know. I was just playing around. :D I'm full of FM knowledge.


-Curtis

I thought so, but just in case I figured I'd say it before somebody said it nasty. :lol:

- Jake

[Lala]

Stevie - "I broke up with HIM!!!!" or "I never shacked up with anybody!"

[ontheEdgeof17]

I thought so, but just in case I figured I'd say it before somebody said it nasty.

I can take the heat. :]


Besides...mean people suck.



-Curtis

[xdreamsunwindx]

Lindsey- "Lindsey Buckingham: The Reason Why Nobody Should Have An Afro."

Christine- "What's in My Glass This Time?"

John- "It's All Horse ****. I Play Bass."

Mick- "How to Screw Your Fans Out of $80.00 In Just Three Easy Steps!"

*refrains from making this title have something to do with The Eagles*

Stevie- "Maybe This Will Give You Some Idea About What the Hell I'm Going On About Half of the Time."

-Kate

[Lala]

Lindsey- "Lindsey Buckingham: The Reason Why Nobody Should Have An Afro."

How 'bout "The Things I Found In My Afro"

[Wild_Heart03]

Stevie Nicks: "The Blue Crystal Mirror (And Other Things I Thought Up When I Was High On Coke)"

Christine McVie: "I Swear, They Kidnapped Me All That Time"

[Carolina Girl]

Oh, are folks going to blast this one. :lol: ;)
I think the story was that Lindsey was pressured to release with the band, not afraid to release solo. But who knows for sure. :shrug:

- Jake

He was "intervened" :laugh:

[Gailh]

Lindsey:Organic Cycles (isn't that weird)
John: A legend in my own mind
Christine: How I wrote all those perky little ditties
Stevie: I want to be a cleaning lady, I don't want to be a star
Mick: Are you with me?

Gail

[amber]

Stevie - Well, well, Oh, Oooooooo, OOOOWWWWHEEAAAAAAHAHAAHAAOOOOOWH!

[Lala]

Mick - "Are you ready for some hanky panky!?"

[GODDESS6]

these all cracked me up sooooo much!!!~

brightest stevie blessings~
jill :wavey:

[Lala]

Stevie - "What to do with a hole in your nose and some spaghetti"

[Serrart]

Stevie: Through The Crystal
Lindsey: The Spontaneity Chronicles
Christine: Don't Ask Me Why
John:...And They Still Ramble On
Mick: The Art Of Loquacity - Part One :D

Romy

[darklinensuit]

Stevie - "What to do with a hole in your nose and some spaghetti"

:eek:
That does it. I'm off Italian food this week.

- Jake

[Mari]

Stevie - "What to do with a hole in your nose and some spaghetti"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I guess I could come up with something about roadies and certain other orifices, but let's try to behave :shrug:

[Janis_no1]

:lol:

Lindsey: "To All The Blondes I've Loved Before"
Stevie: "I Was His Best"

- Jake

LOL, :laugh: :xoxo: i may be behind but i had to say that was so funny!!

And one from me:
Well i cant think of a title for Stevie's book, but it sure will have a pic taken a decade ago on the cover!!! :lol:

[Janis_no1]

Stevie - "What to do with a hole in your nose and some spaghetti"

oooohhm THAT WAS RISKAI!! I dont know how to react... but i did have a chuckle in a rather gross yet amusing way!! = i like the imagination!! :p

[cliffdweller]

Mick: "Two Spliff's & A Shroom"
Lindsey: Think Of Me Sweet Darlin Everytime You Don't Come" Every Man's Guide to "What Not To Do" For Great Sex
Stevie: "Tambo's & Rebo's"
John: "Bass Guitar for Dummies"
Christine: "Why I Quit Fleetwood Mac, Because I'm Rich Stupid"


:laugh: :laugh:

[cliffdweller]

Who are you kidding...You know you want to hear the stories about when she's out of chiffon. ;)

- Jake

No, you want to hear those stories! Perv... :laugh:

[cliffdweller]

John:...And They Still Ramble On

Excellent.

[darklinensuit]

No, you want to hear those stories! Perv... :laugh:

I could not care less about hearing.
Seeing is another story. ;)

- Jake

[cliffdweller]

I could not care less about hearing.
Seeing is another story. ;)

- Jake

In all honesty, I could stand to see her in some chiffon again instead of that hideous black dress. What's it made out of anyway? ---a rayon polyester blend? :laugh:

I wonder if Stevie could pull off the pale pink Belladonna/Rhiannon dress after all these years... :distress:

[darklinensuit]

In all honesty, I could stand to see her in some chiffon again instead of that hideous black dress. What's it made out of anyway? ---a rayon polyester blend? :laugh:

I wonder if Stevie could pull off the pale pink Belladonna/Rhiannon dress after all these years... :distress:

She looked pretty great in that Every Day video woodland banquet outfit.

- Jake

[cliffdweller]

She looked pretty great in that Every Day video woodland banquet outfit.

- Jake

yeah, but did you catch the lighting on that one? She was so softlit you could barely see her! I think I just remember seeing eyes and not much face :laugh:

[amber]

yeah, but did you catch the lighting on that one? She was so softlit you could barely see her! I think I just remember seeing eyes and not much face :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:

Ah, the "Joan Collins" effect!
Amber

[songbird anne]

Love her! I do think she sugar-coats everything and needs to let it all out.....Hence, whine.....which goes with her fav drink...wine. :wavey:


-Curtis
christine stoped drinking years ago