This is the funniest thing I've ever read in my life.

[dissention]

http://www.observer.com/pages/story.asp?ID=7122

Make sure you aren't drinking anything, you'll spit it out all over your computer. ;)

[wondergirl9847]

LMAO!! People are NUTS.

[Pisces Queen]

WOW.....that's all I can say....WOW

(I will never look at bleach the same again) :shrug:

[dissention]

WOW.....that's all I can say....WOW

(I will never look at bleach the same again) :shrug:

Maybe that's the reason Nicholson dumped her. ;)

[darklinensuit]

:shocked:

Maybe Michael Jackson's matches his face now?

- Jake

[Pisces Queen]

Maybe that's the reason Nicholson dumped her. ;)

Yea that and her duck like lips :xoxo:

[darklinensuit]

Yea that and her duck like lips :xoxo:

That's unfair. Her lips don't look like ducks, just duck bills. :wavey:

- Jake

[dissention]

Yea that and her duck like lips :xoxo:

:lol: Not to mention she has the frame of a skeletal ten year old boy and an ass the size of a postage stamp.

[Jessica Leigh]

what on earth is the point of that? seriously... those people do need hobbies... good gawd.

[darklinensuit]

I'm going to patent a new invention. It's a bidet (sp.) that squirts Clorox. Any takers? ;)

- Jake

[cliffdweller]

I'm going to patent a new invention. It's a bidet (sp.) that squirts Clorox. Any takers? ;)

- Jake

ouch!!

:laugh:

[littlelies7]

Oh my God... *shudders*.

That just screams pain.