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dissention
04-12-2004, 06:10 PM
She's Bush's right hand
Her name's Condoleezza
To the 9/11 panel she said "I will tease ya
It's just that I don't like the spotlight you see"
She might seem all smiles
But she still looks reptilian to me

She backed up her boss
She says he's not lazy
She cannot recall
The details are hazy
If she seems unbiased, look close and you'll see...
She's Chevron's old shill
And she still looks reptilian to me

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, she takes care of herself
Job security's high on her list of good things
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, she gives medley a spin
She's not changing her mind
She's just shedding her skin

She'll do what she's told
She'll be a good croney
Doctor Rice will fight hard to paint Bush as no phoney
But inside her blood is as cold as can be
She speaks with forked tongue
She may hiss when she's done
And she sure looks reptilian...to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The Tower
04-12-2004, 06:34 PM
This song was GREAT on Air America! I was surprised that that chick had a pretty good singing voice (I was in preparation to cringe).

Rice is most DEFINITELY reptilian... <shiver>
dissention
04-12-2004, 06:38 PM
This song was GREAT on Air America! I was surprised that that chick had a pretty good singing voice (I was in preparation to cringe).

Rice is most DEFINITELY reptilian... <shiver>

Have you heard the new mp3 of it? Pure genius. Randi played it at the end of the show. :]
Livia
04-14-2004, 09:36 AM
BWA-HA-HA!

Did you see SNL? Janet Jackson played Condoleeza in the opening sketch and she nailed it!
dissention
04-14-2004, 09:47 AM
BWA-HA-HA!

Did you see SNL? Janet Jackson played Condoleeza in the opening sketch and she nailed it!

Yeah, she was going to flash her boob if she got nervous in front of the panel! :laugh: :wavey:
cliffdweller
04-14-2004, 10:02 AM
She looks like a sleestack from Land of the Lost. :laugh:
dissention
04-14-2004, 11:51 AM
She looks like a sleestack from Land of the Lost. :laugh:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO!!!!
sparky
04-14-2004, 01:02 PM
I think Condominiumleeeza looks more like an amphibian, actually. A salamander in a cheap Oprah wig.
The reptiles are Cheney, George I and II, Rumsfeld, Helms, Frist, and soon enough, Santorum. He's just a vicious hatchling at this point. He'll dry up and get shrunken eyes soon enough.
chiliD
04-14-2004, 01:16 PM
The reptiles are Cheney, George I and II, Rumsfeld, Helms, Frist, and soon enough, Santorum.

Don't forget Tony Blair, too.
gldstwmn
04-14-2004, 01:17 PM
Don't forget Tony Blair, too.

No, he's the poodle. :lol:
petemoon1
04-17-2004, 11:35 PM
Have you heard the new mp3 of it? Pure genius. Randi played it at the end of the show. :]

WOW! Thanks! I'm the guy who took the lyrics from that lady in Tennessee and added orchestra and put it in mp3. I'm so glad you liked it. I've made it available for download (about 2MB), along with a newer song about "the press conference" called "Dubyuh Tonight!" (this time, lyrics by me), at:

http://home.nc.rr.com/albalane/page-links.html

I plan to do more parodies as song-worthy news events occur, so, bookmark my page. Let's face it, with this administration, it's like shooting fish in a barrel -- they practically write themselves!!! Perhaps someone could suggest a Fleetwod Mac song they'd like to hear defiled? :shrug:

p :)
gldstwmn
04-18-2004, 12:09 AM
WOW! Thanks! I'm the guy who took the lyrics from that lady in Tennessee and added orchestra and put it in mp3. I'm so glad you liked it. I've made it available for download (about 2MB), along with a newer song about "the press conference" called "Dubyuh Tonight!" (this time, lyrics by me), at:

http://home.nc.rr.com/albalane/page-links.html

I plan to do more parodies as song-worthy news events occur, so, bookmark my page. Let's face it, with this administration, it's like shooting fish in a barrel -- they practically write themselves!!! Perhaps someone could suggest a Fleetwod Mac song they'd like to hear defiled? :shrug:

p :)

Dude, you rock! How about giving Go Your Own Way a crack? That's exactly how I feel about this administration. :laugh:
petemoon1
04-18-2004, 07:01 AM
How about giving Go Your Own Way a crack? :laugh:

Excellent suggestion! I'll add it to my list.

p :)
dissention
04-19-2004, 01:17 PM
WOW! Thanks! I'm the guy who took the lyrics from that lady in Tennessee and added orchestra and put it in mp3. I'm so glad you liked it. I've made it available for download (about 2MB), along with a newer song about "the press conference" called "Dubyuh Tonight!" (this time, lyrics by me), at:

http://home.nc.rr.com/albalane/page-links.html

I plan to do more parodies as song-worthy news events occur, so, bookmark my page. Let's face it, with this administration, it's like shooting fish in a barrel -- they practically write themselves!!! Perhaps someone could suggest a Fleetwod Mac song they'd like to hear defiled? :shrug:

p :)

:blob1: :blob1: :blob1:

I downloaded "Dubya Tonight!" last week and loved that one, too!

You totally rock; keep up the good work!!!!! It's so cool to see you hear and I'd give ya a bear hug if you could write an ode to Rummy in the vein of "Running Through the Garden." :lol: