If her name weren't Stevie Nicks, what name would fit her?

[darklinensuit]

This is a toughie, and I'm going to make it tougher.
You can't choose any names from her songs (such as Rhiannon or Alice, etc.) or from her aliases (such as Sara Anderson or Katherine, etc.).
Any ideas?

- Jake

[paleshadow]

I think the thread starter should go first!

;)

[David]

Originally posted by darklinensuit

Any ideas? She always seemed like a "Yolanda" to me.

[DownOnRodeo]

Elspeth Crantz

Florence McCloud

Betty B. Flamingo

[Sorcerer386]

Amy Stewart! :nod:

[chiliD]

Marge Higgenbotham

[Johnny Stew]

Many folks over the years have thought Stevie looked like a "Lindsey Buckingham"! ;)

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by paleshadow
I think the thread starter should go first!

;)

Fine. How's Polly Shadow?

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by David
She always seemed like a "Yolanda" to me.

Hmmm. Yolanda de la Roane, maybe. Though it sounds kind of stripperesque. Kind of a plus, perhaps.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by DownOnRodeo
Elspeth Crantz

Florence McCloud

Betty B. Flamingo

You're confused. This should read Florence Flamingo, Betty B. Crass, and Elspeth Gedawfa McCloud.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by Sorcerer386
Amy Stewart! :nod:

Why such a normal pick? It's nice, but why this?

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by chiliD
Marge Higgenbotham

Sorry, your choice must be original, and this was Peter Green's name until the Hollywood moguls got a hold of him and made him go less ethnic and less female.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by Johnny Stew
Many folks over the years have thought Stevie looked like a "Lindsey Buckingham"! ;)

Actually, Bonnie Lindenhall might be nice.

- Jake

[dissention]

Sandy Beech.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
Sandy Beech.

Really? I was thinking Sandy Desert, or maybe Desiree Angel.:)

- Jake

[wondergirl9847]

Illume Sara Belladonna

:nod:

:laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by wondergirl9847
Illume Sara Belladonna

:nod:

:laugh:

You're breaking the stated rules, Christy!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Really? I was thinking Sandy Desert, or maybe Desiree Angel.:)

- Jake

Roxy Desert sounds better. Or maybe Jasmine LaCandle. Then again, I'm partial to Stephanie Hasdaclap.

[wondergirl9847]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
You're breaking the stated rules, Christy!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!

- Jake

My bad. Sowy.

Then, I'll go with...Seymour Butts.

*snicker snicker*

[wondergirl9847]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Really? I was thinking Sandy Desert, or maybe Desiree Angel.:)

- Jake

ANGEL IS A STEVIE SONG!

PPPFFFTTT!!! :mad:

:lol:

[sulamith]

Hey Johnny Stew, just stick a "Mrs." in front of that Lindsey Buckingham, and you have the perfect name.


Ok, ok,..... I'll slink back over to shipper's paradise and leave you guys alone.


Roxanne VanLandingham would be a close second. I went to school with a girl named that who was very much a gypsy hippie.

So..... Roxanne VanLandingham Buckingham

-Sharon

[shackin'up]

Erna Hiddink

[Jessica Leigh]

Originally posted by dissention
Then again, I'm partial to Stephanie Hasdaclap.


OH MAH GAWD!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

[EveryHour]

(My boyfriend says)
Rhoda Arthur

[EveryHour]

Originally posted by wondergirl9847
My bad. Sowy.

Then, I'll go with...Seymour Butts.

*snicker snicker*


Based on certain performance photos uncovered over the years, shouldn't it be Seymour Crotch??!!!

Sorry...I HAD to!

[Starling]

Casi Nova


(shrugs)

[DownOnRodeo]

Babette Wolski

(I know someone with this name. Isn't it the worst name you've ever heard??)

[dissention]

Originally posted by Jessica Leigh
OH MAH GAWD!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I'm glad someone got it. ;)

:wavey:

[tommer]

(looks as if everyone here are looking for a porn star name but nevermind)

i'd go with something more short and catchy, something like "God".
:cool:

[shackin'up]

Originally posted by tommer
(looks as if everyone here are looking for a porn star name but nevermind)

i'd go with something more short and catchy, something like "God".
:cool:

Well, you religious israeli: don't call my girlfriend a porn star!!!


.......:laugh:

gerald

[Sorcerer386]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Why such a normal pick? It's nice, but why this?

- Jake

Lol, I wondered if anyone would ask. I worked with a woman who looked so much like Stevie from around the Wild Heart era...especially in the If Anyone Falls video. And, her name was Amy Stewart. :wavey:

[EveryHour]

Originally posted by DownOnRodeo
Babette Wolski

(I know someone with this name. Isn't it the worst name you've ever heard??)

That IS bad...
But, actually, (and I SWEAR this is NOT a joke) my dad used to have a friend at work whose wife became Gaye Pigg when she married him!

:D

(Oh, my! I looked at this the next day and realized that there's a SMALL possibility I may have come across as a total homophobe here. That is the POLAR OPPOSITE of what I intended.) :)

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I'm glad someone got it. ;)

:wavey:

Da clap or da joke?:confused: :laugh:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by DownOnRodeo
Babette Wolski

(I know someone with this name. Isn't it the worst name you've ever heard??)

As I mentioned before, my dad graduated with a Brunhilde Schligglemeyer.
And as a teacher, I've seen some doozies:
Twins named Da'Shea and Da'Tre.
A girl named Queen Esther Williams. (Cracks me up!)
A family of kids named Yesterday, Nextday, and Tonite. (My friend had Tonite in her class and thought it was pronounced Toe-Nee-Tay until she met the siblings.:laugh: :laugh: )

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by Sorcerer386
Lol, I wondered if anyone would ask. I worked with a woman who looked so much like Stevie from around the Wild Heart era...especially in the If Anyone Falls video. And, her name was Amy Stewart. :wavey:

Single? Send her down!

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by EveryHour
That IS bad...
But, actually, (and I SWEAR this is NOT a joke) my dad used to have a friend at work whose wife became Gaye Pigg when she married him!

:laugh: :laugh:
Are you familiar with the Ima Hogg House in Austin? Former Governor Hogg named his daughter Ima.:laugh:
And one of the big super market chains, HEB, is really H.E. Butt.

- Jake

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
:laugh: :laugh:
Are you familiar with the Ima Hogg House in Austin? Former Governor Hogg named his daughter Ima.:laugh:
And one of the big super market chains, HEB, is really H.E. Butt.

- Jake

and her sister Youra :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
and her sister Youra :laugh:

Don't forget the twins, Mia and Wera.

- Jake

[strandinthewind]

Eh Hmmmmm!!!!!

http://www.famoustexans.com/imahogg.htm

[darklinensuit]

I've never been to Mineola, TX, but doesn't it sound like a place where an Ima Hogg would be born?

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Well, i'm going to be all normal here...a girl I went to school with was named Jocelyn Paige...Paige was actually her last name but I like it as a middle name. I just always thought it was gorgeous. I think it's what i'll name the child I'm never having :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
I just always thought it was gorgeous. I think it's what i'll name the child I'm never having :laugh:

I thought it would be GardenStateBaby. Oh, that's the child you are having. (I'll have DarkLinenDiaper.;) )

- Jake

[Lorraine]

I think LUCINDA CHARNER would suit her. I just made it up.

I also went to school with a girl called Carol Shufflebottom, hee hee, Stevie Shufflebottom (in that black dress) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


lORRAINE

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by Lorraine
I think LUCINDA CHARNER would suit her. I just made it up.

I also went to school with a girl called Carol Shufflebottom, hee hee, Stevie Shufflebottom (in that black dress) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


lORRAINE

:laugh:
That is AWFUL. I guess Sheila Shufflebottom would be even worse. Or Ima Shufflebottim.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I thought it would be GardenStateBaby. Oh, that's the child you are having. (I'll have DarkLinenDiaper.;) )

- Jake

Well, seeing as that is the name that appears on your birth certificate, it only makes since that you'll name the kid DarkLinenDiaper Jr. Jake isn't your real name...like father, like son :laugh:

[Les]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by DownOnRodeo
Babette Wolski

(I know someone with this name. Isn't it the worst name you've ever heard??) [/QUOTE

I think I can top you. I once worked for a woman who had a client named...[drumroll]...Snelly Kuntz.

Now that is an astonishingly bad name. I am very glad Stevie is Stevie and not Snelly.

[dissention]

Originally posted by Les
I think I can top you. I once worked for a woman who had a client named...[drumroll]...Snelly Kuntz.

Now that is an astonishingly bad name. I am very glad Stevie is Stevie and not Snelly.

:eek:

:(

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by dissention
:eek:

:(

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yea...that's what i'm saying!!! You're probably pronouncing the last name the same way I am :laugh:

[dissention]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Yea...that's what i'm saying!!! You're probably pronouncing the last name the same way I am :laugh:

:nod: :nod: :nod:

And imagine if she was married to Harry Sacks!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

"Everyone, I would like you to meet Snelly Kuntz and Harry Sacks; I met them in Clapp's gym class." ;)

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by dissention
:nod: :nod: :nod:

And imagine if she was married to Harry Sacks!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

"Everyone, I would like you to meet Snelly Kuntz and Harry Sacks; I met them in Clapp's gym class." ;)

LMAO!!! :laugh: :laugh: God, and they had children??? :laugh:

[dissention]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
LMAO!!! :laugh: :laugh: God, and they had children??? :laugh:

Yes, a boy. Sean Eatzass. :D

[diamondsnake]

Originally posted by EveryHour
That IS bad...
But, actually, (and I SWEAR this is NOT a joke) my dad used to have a friend at work whose wife became Gaye Pigg when she married him!

:D

(Oh, my! I looked at this the next day and realized that there's a SMALL possibility I may have come across as a total homophobe here. That is the POLAR OPPOSITE of what I intended.) :)

There is someone at my school with the name Sara Dyke. I know I shouldn't think this is funny but I can't help it. :laugh:

[EveryHour]

Originally posted by diamondsnake
There is someone at my school with the name Sara Dyke. I know I shouldn't think this is funny but I can't help it. :laugh:

Sometimes finding such things amusing is beyond human control.:D

[darklinensuit]

Somewhere near or in Philly some of my mom's friends (over ten years ago, I think) used a gyno named Dr. Brest.:cool: Reminds me of Kramer's ASSMAN license plate.

- Jake