Is anyone else disturbed... [Archive]

GardenStateGirlie

02-04-2004, 11:25 PM

by the Quiznos Subs commercial? It comes on at least EVERY commercial break no matter what channel i'm watching. They have these little rat things with hats on playing guitars, singing and it just really freaks me out...they're creepy looking and the commercial is just REALLY stupid.

Any other commercials that you absolutely hate?

darklinensuit

02-04-2004, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
by the Quiznos Subs commercial? It comes on at least EVERY commercial break no matter what channel i'm watching. They have these little rat things with hats on playing guitars, singing and it just really freaks me out...they're creepy looking and the commercial is just REALLY stupid.

Any other commercials that you absolutely hate?

Yes, I was thinking about those ugly things tonight. What are they, hamsters? Rats? Now I'm picturing them pooping in the Quiznos kitchen. GEEZ, the commercial is airing as I'm typing this! The singing is SO annoying.

Still, those QuiznosRatPoopers have more charm than those horrid Yoplait women. The brunette looks like Bjork gave herself a haircut with a carrot peeler and then dressed from the bottom of the hamper. I bet she smells like Noczema.

- Jake

darklinensuit

02-04-2004, 11:35 PM

And the car commercials today have taken over more than the designer jeans commercials of twenty-five years ago.:rolleyes:

- Jake

GardenStateGirlie

02-04-2004, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Yes, I was thinking about those ugly things tonight. What are they, hamsters? Rats? Now I'm picturing them pooping in the Quiznos kitchen. GEEZ, the commercial is airing as I'm typing this! The singing is SO annoying.

Still, those QuiznosRatPoopers have more charm than those horrid Yoplait women. The brunette looks like Bjork gave herself a haircut with a carrot peeler and then dressed from the bottom of the hamper. I bet she smells like Noczema.

- Jake

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I think? I just snorted out loud....and the commercial is playing.

If we had a Quiznos, I would never eat there because they advertise with RATPOOPERS...lol. I still can't figure out what the hell they are other than obnoxious...THEY GOT A PEPPERRRRBAAAAR :rolleyes:

The Yoplait women are the ones that constantly say, "it's _____ good," correct? They're annoying. As far as smelling like Noxzema...it could be worse...she could smell like the Quiznos ratpooper. Yep.

darklinensuit

02-04-2004, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie

The Yoplait women are the ones that constantly say, "it's _____ good," correct? They're annoying.

Uh huh. They have the sex appeal of expired yogurt.

- Jake

GardenStateGirlie

02-04-2004, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Uh huh. They have the sex appeal of expired yogurt.

- Jake

Do you remember those old "doors unlimited...unlimited doooooors" commercials? I think it might be just a local commercial. They also annoy me. Same with the 1-800-alarm me commercials with the lame family in front of the white picket fence making these velveeta faces.

Dear, I hope you don't mind...but you've been SIG'D! :nod:

Merf

02-04-2004, 11:58 PM

If I hear that damn Quiznos commercial ONE MORE TIME, I'm taking hostages.

wondergirl9847

02-05-2004, 12:04 AM

Those things are SCARY!! WTH are they anyways?! They look like those nasty things on VH-1 "singing" with the cats. You know what I'm talking about?

GardenStateGirlie

02-05-2004, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by Merf
If I hear that damn Quiznos commercial ONE MORE TIME, I'm taking hostages.

Mere, take no prisoners only kill. :nod:

GardenStateGirlie

02-05-2004, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by wondergirl9847
Those things are SCARY!! WTH are they anyways?! They look like those nasty things on VH-1 "singing" with the cats. You know what I'm talking about?

LOL...the BOY GEORGE cat....at least I understood what it was unlike the furret/rat/mouse things with human mouths and guitars.

Ali

02-05-2004, 12:55 AM

It's all a ripoff...or a production, I don't know, of www.rathergood.com. I admit, I do like the viking kittens doing "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin.

chiliD

02-05-2004, 11:56 AM

The only commercial that drives me nuts these days is that car commercial that uses the theme to the Jeffersons...it gets aired about EVERY commercial break, I'm SICK of it. Don't know the car company, don't care.

Carolina Girl

02-05-2004, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Mere, take no prisoners only kill. :nod:

Nah, just break their will

darklinensuit

02-05-2004, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by chiliD
The only commercial that drives me nuts these days is that car commercial that uses the theme to the Jeffersons...it gets aired about EVERY commercial break, I'm SICK of it. Don't know the car company, don't care.

One of the great themes in TV history.:)
(Fish don't fry on the dashboard. Beans don't burn on the pedal.)

- Jake

littlelies7

02-10-2004, 12:14 AM

What is disturbing me is the Spam commericals where the guy would clap and scream out, "More spam!"

And the truck would drop out of the sky, or drive into the building he's in.

Scariest and stupidest commerical in the whole world. :eek:

golden braid

02-10-2004, 12:24 AM

Originally posted by wondergirl9847
Those things are SCARY!! WTH are they anyways?! They look like those nasty things on VH-1 "singing" with the cats. You know what I'm talking about?

I like those singing cats on VH1. I think they're funny. But I do hate the Quiznos commercial. It sure doesn't make me want to go eat at Quiznos.

Sarah

02-10-2004, 10:48 AM

the quizno's commercial came on last night and i had to text message marissa... i actually couldn't stop laughing.

"we love these suuuuuuuuuubs.. coz they are goooood to usssss.. these quizno's suuuuuuuuuubs"

i can just imagine the people in the studio singing that. sosososososofunny.

GardenStateGirlie

02-10-2004, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by Sarah
the quizno's commercial came on last night and i had to text message marissa... i actually couldn't stop laughing.

"we love these suuuuuuuuuubs.. coz they are goooood to usssss.. these quizno's suuuuuuuuuubs"

i can just imagine the people in the studio singing that. sosososososofunny.

Dude, the fact that we text messaged each other back and forth for like, 10 minutes with Quiznos retardedness really makes me worry about our mental state :laugh: <333

"they gotta pepper baaaaarrrrr....." :distress:

cliffdweller

02-10-2004, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by Ali
It's all a ripoff...or a production, I don't know, of www.rathergood.com. I admit, I do like the viking kittens doing "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin.

I'm a grad student of medieval scandinavian literature/language and of course was totally taken in by the viking kittens. I have a shirt that has the white kitten in full viking regalia with a speech bubble over it that says, "we are your overlords"!! It's adorable!!

Livia

02-11-2004, 12:20 PM

The Viking kittens RULE! I love them!

I finally saw the Quizno's commercial - wtf????? LOL Mutant-human face parts-Hispanic rodents? WTF? Not very appetizing, if you ask me. I'd be afraid those little creatures would pop up on the counter while I'm placing an order. Restaurants + rodents = bad. They need a new ad agency.

DrummerDeanna

02-13-2004, 08:25 AM

I finally saw the Quiznos commercial as well...during Friends last night...

At first I was just like WTF is this!?! How creepy...then I remembered this thread, which up til last night I didn't get because I hadn't seen this horrid commercial...

So..yes I was totally disturbed...

Livia

02-25-2004, 04:14 PM

LOL-great article (Mr. Potato Rats!)

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GardenStateGirlie

02-25-2004, 04:45 PM

Spongmonkeys, eh? I still like Jake's "ratpoopers" better. At any rate, despite the marginal explaination, the commercial is still freelin' bizzare. Thanks for posting that, fly girl!! :cool:

darklinensuit

02-25-2004, 10:55 PM

Yeah, I can't say it's grown on me. But neither have the Yogurgeeks.
I hope the Yogurgeeks finds some ratpoop in their Yoplaits.:nod:

- Jake

darklinensuit

02-25-2004, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Do you remember those old "doors unlimited...unlimited doooooors" commercials? I think it might be just a local commercial. They also annoy me. Same with the 1-800-alarm me commercials with the lame family in front of the white picket fence making these velveeta faces.

Dear, I hope you don't mind...but you've been SIG'D! :nod:

Yeah, I just remembered the doors commercial.
Do you remember the Ideal commercial? "If you've got a passion for fashion..."

- Jake

GardenStateGirlie

02-25-2004, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I hope the Yogurgeeks finds some ratpoop in their Yoplaits.:nod:

- Jake

We should be so lucky.

Livia

02-26-2004, 12:28 PM

Oh yeah, it's not a rip-off of the viking kittens, the same dude created both.

:nod:

darklinensuit

02-29-2004, 05:23 AM

I have yet to see the kittens.:(
Do they have Viking helmets or something?

- Jake

GardenStateGirlie

02-29-2004, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I have yet to see the kittens.:(
Do they have Viking helmets or something?

- Jake

I don't know, Jake. I guess you'll have to spring for cable in order to find out ;)

Ali

02-29-2004, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I have yet to see the kittens.:(
Do they have Viking helmets or something?

- Jake

Go to www.rathergood.com. They're kittens dressed as vikings on a ship lip-synching "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin. The White Stripes one on there isn't so bad either.

darklinensuit

02-29-2004, 02:16 PM

Thanks, Ali.

And who needs ya, Marissa.:)

- Jake

GardenStateGirlie

02-29-2004, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Thanks, Ali.

And who needs ya, Marissa.:)

- Jake

Hey now, don't come crying to me when Inside Out comes on and no one tapes it for you. I'll say, "sorry about your luck" :nod:

And Ali <3's me. So there! :nod:

Ali

02-29-2004, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Hey now, don't come crying to me when Inside Out comes on and no one tapes it for you. I'll say, "sorry about your luck" :nod:

And Ali <3's me. So there! :nod:

That's right. I <3 my Risster :)

Pisces Queen

03-04-2004, 11:25 AM

Has anybody seen this. Its sick and twisted and I love it!!

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

darklinensuit

03-04-2004, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by Pisces Queen
Has anybody seen this. Its sick and twisted and I love it!!

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

I think this is what Dante described many years ago.

- Jake

Livia

03-04-2004, 12:15 PM

ROFLMAO! I love it!! Thanks!! Cheese and Zeppelins! LOL

darklinensuit

03-21-2004, 04:10 PM

I have to ask, is anybody else seeing a VERY annoying Six Flags commercial with some dancer made up (poorly) to look old? I'm not sure if it's a local commercial, but it's annoying the crap out of me.

- Jake

GardenStateGirlie

03-21-2004, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I have to ask, is anybody else seeing a VERY annoying Six Flags commercial with some dancer made up (poorly) to look old? I'm not sure if it's a local commercial, but it's annoying the crap out of me.

- Jake

:rolleyes: I hate that one too. He's dancing in front of a black van or something. Everytime It comes on I change the channel. WTF does that have to do with Six Flags, will you tell me?

darklinensuit

03-21-2004, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
:rolleyes: I hate that one too. He's dancing in front of a black van or something. Everytime It comes on I change the channel. WTF does that have to do with Six Flags, will you tell me?

The guy is annoying, the dance is annoying, the makeup is annoying, the facial expression is annoying, the music is annoying...

Hey, I'm assuming you've been to the Great Adventure Safari? I love that place. Haven't been in years.

- Jake

GardenStateGirlie

03-21-2004, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by darklinensuit
The guy is annoying, the dance is annoying, the dance is annoying, the facial expression is annoying, the music is annoying...

Hey, I'm assuming you've been to the Great Adventure Safari? I love that place. Haven't been in years.

- Jake

Oh, you mean the place in which various animals run around your car and jump on the hood? Yes, I've been there. I really don't like it. The animals don't look like they're being taken care of all that well and at times when you pass through an exhibit, there are no animals to be found. Give me the zoo anyday. At least there I don't have to worry about something taking a huge dump on my car.

darklinensuit

03-21-2004, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Oh, you mean the place in which various animals run around your car and jump on the hood?

You mean like in The Omen?:laugh: Do we need to check your scalp?

- Jake

darklinensuit

03-21-2004, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Give me the zoo anyday. At least there I don't have to worry about something taking a huge dump on my car.

Don't be so sure. What's your license plate number?:laugh: :laugh:

- Jake

GardenStateGirlie

03-21-2004, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Don't be so sure. What's your license plate number?:laugh: :laugh:

- Jake

Oh no...here comes Jake in his speedo getting ready to drop trowel and leave one on my car :laugh: :laugh:

darklinensuit

03-21-2004, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Oh no...here comes Jake in his speedo getting ready to drop trowel and leave one on my car :laugh: :laugh:

And you thought it was just the sea gulls.:laugh:

- Jake

GardenStateGirlie

03-21-2004, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by darklinensuit
And you thought it was just the sea gulls.:laugh:

- Jake

That would have to be one hell of a seagull to do all that damage :laugh:

belladonna.

03-21-2004, 10:12 PM