FM Stripper Name

[darklinensuit]

You know those emails from a few years ago for finding your stripper name by taking the street where you grew up and your pet's name?
Let's do a Mac version. Take the first words of your favorite songs by Stevie, Lindsey, and Christine in that order.

My name would be Rhiannon Without Honey:laugh: :laugh:
(I know it's really hard to choose favorites, but do it anyway :) .)

So, who are you?

- Jake

[wondergirl9847]

Dreams I'm Little

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

OMG!!!!!!!! :eek:

[gldstwmn]

Crystal Soul Why. Great. I'm a new age stripper.:laugh:

[darklinensuit]

I knew these would be good.

While (as I posted above) Rhiannon Without Honey would be my first choice based on favorites, if I went to my runner-up songs my name would be
Garbo Secondhand Come
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

- Jake

[Sorcerer386]

Gold Tango You

[jwys_soapbox]

Sara Tusk Behind

So I'm a drag queen with a very overt description of my fetish built right into my name.

Why do I think we should put an R rating onto this thread?

John

[PollyThePenguin]

Sara Trouble Little Lies. Guess I am a lesbian, now! :wavey:

[tamaraluvsFM]

These are too funny! Well it was hard to settle on just one each but here it goes:

GYPSY NEVER OVER

LOL! Sounds like an indian name to me.. :D


Tamara :wavey:


**thanks for the laugh tonight!**

[Jason T.]

Silver Big Mystified

Uh...I think we all can see where this is leading...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


This sounds like something me and my friends at school would talk about.


- I still think Rhiannon Without Honey is the best one yet.:laugh:

[tamaraluvsFM]

Originally posted by Jason T.
Silver Big Mystified
Uh...I think we all can see where this is leading...


:nod: :nod:;) :nod: :nod:

THAT is tooooo funny! Yea baby!

Tamara :wavey:

[DownOnRodeo]

Down On Rodeo by day..

By night ... the sultry siren Sara Go Over!

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I was tempted to make up something particularly seditious, but my actual favourites were bad enough!

[tamaraluvsFM]

Originally posted by DownOnRodeo
Down On Rodeo by day..
By night ... the sultry siren Sara Go Over


Too FUNNY!! Thanks for the laugh before bed..lol :D And the pic was a bonus!!

I think we have some pretty "hot" strippers in here..heehee..

Tamara :wavey:

[golddustwoman77]

I'm "Dreams Go Warm"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just let the imagination run with that one. :eek: ;) :D





:wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I knew these would be good.

While (as I posted above) Rhiannon Without Honey would be my first choice based on favorites, if I went to my runner-up songs my name would be
Garbo Secondhand Come
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

- Jake

Now that's a money maker!

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by tamaraluvsFM
These are too funny! Well it was hard to settle on just one each but here it goes:

GYPSY NEVER OVER

LOL! Sounds like an indian name to me.. :D


Tamara :wavey:


**thanks for the laugh tonight!**


Nymphomania!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[jmn3]

Gold Go Brown...

;)

[Bella Figura]

Stand Miranda Why ... it started out good but Christine's song screwed me up :laugh:

[Grainuaile]

:laugh:

These are hilarious! Mine would be:

Storms Secondhand Songbird


I sound like sloppy seconds! :shocked: :distress:

[darklinensuit]

What am I doing to this board, DownOnRodeo?
I'm just classing up the place in my usual way.:D

BTW, I'm taking a cue from the fan club in that I'd like to market a service that NOBODY needs.
If you would like to change your stripper name, you may now pay me for the use of any of the following names, as I shall henceforth be copywriting all my posts. (Please send $60. The money will help rebuild the pyramids.)

The names are:

Wild Lola Never

Seven Miranda Sugar

Sable Caroline Spare

Bella Big Behind

Straight Tango Love

Kind Slow Nights

Cathouse Come Wish

Crystal Make Over

Touched Teen Hold

Sweet My Heart

Sisters Love Everywhere

Greta Go Temporary

Stand You Don't

Running You Come

Violet Bleed Oh

Lady Holiday Hollywood

Sleeping Down Warm

Angel Come Love

Rose Slow Isn't

Send extra money and I will throw in a t-shirt. Wear it & try to spot other suckers in the crowd!

- Jake

[EnchantedStorms]

Bella Big Behind? LMAO! :laugh: Jake, you're too much! :D


(Did I violate your copyright by posting that?) :laugh:


Ah, anyhoo...mine's Storms Go Over. :D


~Angela~

[tamaraluvsFM]

Originally posted by darklinensuit

Touched Teen Hold
Lady Holiday Hollywood



LOL!! :D ;) :D
These sound like names of pornos! You are too funny!
Thanks for the laugh...

Tamara:wavey:

[laurarox]

Sara Say Why! :confused:

[Greta]

Frozen Come Love ;)


omg....that's just great,lol. :laugh:

[Wldhrt315]

This is incredibly funny. I'm over here LMAO!!!

I think I'll be:

Sisters Say Oh


OR

Angel I'm Over

[gldstwmn]

A few more:

Smile Come Honey

Dreams Come Mystified

Trouble Come Why

Alice Big Everywhere

Seven Come Little

Wild Big Oh

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
A few more:

Smile Come Honey

Dreams Come Mystified

Trouble Come Why

Alice Big Everywhere

Seven Come Little

Wild Big Oh

:laugh: :) I like these better than mine. In true fan club fashion, I'm taking credit for these. You may no longer use them without a fee.
Oh, did I just post this here where everybody can see? And I can't recall the message?
Um...er...one of my staff was joking around here.. I had nothing to do with it.
I've always supported your right to strip to FM music under these names. Perhaps you'd like to be our official European FM stripper correspondent?;)
(See, what CAN'T we learn from Jonathan Todd?)

- Jake

[gldstwmn]

Actually Jake, I lifted the "discography" of names from yours. Guess I'll have to remove them now.:D

[seteca]

Hmm....mine sounds like a stripper with a stutter...

Storms Go Oh

:wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

[darklinensuit]

I have a friend over and (naturally) we discussed favorite Mac songs by Stevie, Lindsey, and Chris. It seems that her stripper name would be Stop Wrong Come:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Had to share.

- Jake

[LilyRose]

This is hilarious! Mine would be Wild Come Honey. I likey!

Susie

P.S. Do you know how to do the regular one? You take the name of your first pet and then the name of the street you grew up on. Mine would be either Kitty Hascall or Mitzi Hascall.

[ryan8472]

I'd be Gold Tusk Songbird. LOL

I love these kinds of threads!

[EricBliss12345]

Straight Tusk Brown

I'm not liking the ring of this one at all. It figures the gay male stripper is the one that ends up with the brown tusk. Eww. :mad:

[highpriestess53]

ILLUME I'M SUGAR......

well it is a start...LOL!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[flyfirefly]

Storms I'm Over

[Merf]

Gypsy, Go Your Own Way, Oh Daddy:

I'm Gypsy Go...Oh!


*snicker* :laugh:

I love this thread, Jake :nod:

[sodascouts]

And mine...

Gypsy Holiday Songbird.

I guess I sing at Christmas parties while taking off layers of scarves? :)

[cliffdweller]

Silver Steal Brown.

Odd, very odd. If only it was "steel" and not "steal" now that would be cool.

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by Merf
Gypsy, Go Your Own Way, Oh Daddy:

I'm Gypsy Go...Oh!


*snicker* :laugh:

I love this thread, Jake :nod:

and if you were Homer Simpson it would be, "Gypsy Go...d'oh!":laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
Silver Steal Brown.

Odd, very odd. If only it was "steel" and not "steal" now that would be cool.

By all means, follow the infamous "Nag ChampRa DrownDed Should Have Ran" rule. It says you can spell/pronounce/conjugate however you damn well please in the name of art.

- jAqE

[GardenStateGirlie]

See this is difficult because I have more than one favorite song by each of them.....I could make multiple names but since I HAVE to pick only one by each I suppose i'd be...

Beautiful Come Little...krikey...lmao...:laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
See this is difficult because I have more than one favorite song by each of them.....I could make multiple names but since I HAVE to pick only one by each I suppose i'd be...

Beautiful Come Little...krikey...lmao...:laugh:

You're in good company. I understand that was Lindsey's pet name for Anne.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
You're in good company. I understand that was Lindsey's pet name for Anne.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

- Jake

LMAO....let's not get all Lafoonie now :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: How bout' this one.... Sweet Girl, Come and Everywhere. I think you can figure it out for yourself...lmao

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
LMAO....let's not get all Lafoonie now :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: How bout' this one.... Sweet Girl, Come and Everywhere. I think you can figure it out for yourself...lmao

Works just as well if you substitute I Can't Wait for Sweet Girl.
:)

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Works just as well if you substitute I Can't Wait for Sweet Girl.
:)

- Jake

Indeed it does :laugh: Well, it seems as though that definately wouldn't be Anne's name... :laugh: ;)

[Merf]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Indeed it does :laugh: Well, it seems as though that definately wouldn't be Anne's name... :laugh: ;)

:eek: naughty, naughty, Miss Marissa! :laugh: :laugh:

[GypsyDaffodil]

Sweet Steal Songbird...

[sparky]

Doing Tusk Temporary

I guess this makes me gay for pay ?

[sparky]

Or maybe bi-curious. LOL.

[Sarah]

Silver Go Over

(silver springs, go your own way, over & over)

or

Sweet Miranda Honey

(sweet girl, miranda, honey hi)

[FiercestCalmSea]

Beautiful Come Songbird:laugh:

[go6car]

Edge Wrong Brown
( I sound like Chinese food)

[celticrona]

Hello, all. Coming out of perpetual lurk ...

I think my stripper's career is over. His name would be...

"Long? I'm Little."

Oh, the humiliation.

[elni]

Sweet Rhiannon Dreams Everywhere

[macmar71]

Seven Soul Wish

[WelshWitchPMD]

Destiny Come Oh

[David R]

haha funny names... mine of course would be



Big Tusk Man



Big Love + Tusk + Family Man = My Stripper Name ;)

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by David R
haha funny names... mine of course would be



Big Tusk Man



Big Love + Tusk + Family Man = My Stripper Name ;)

Sorry, this name applies only if you're stripping for Lindsey.:D

(Friendly rule review:)
You need a Stevie song first word, then a Lindsey one, then a Chris one.
Please revise or you can only strip on the solo forum, not on our All-Mac-Revue.
(I'm curious whether you'll keep Big, Tusk, or Family as your middle name.)

- Jake

[David R]

haha.. I overlooked the rules... RULES!!! haha for a stripper name? :laugh: ok here it goes...

Gold Tusk Daddy

Gold Dust Woman + Tusk + Sugar Daddy = Gold Tusk Daddy

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by David R
haha.. I overlooked the rules... RULES!!! haha for a stripper name? :laugh: ok here it goes...

Gold Tusk Daddy

Gold Dust Woman + Tusk + Sugar Daddy = Gold Tusk Daddy

Getting closer, but not quite.

The RULES:laugh: say it needs to be the first word of each song.
So you're name is actually Gold Tusk Sugar, which is even better.:cool:
Thanks for auditioning!

- Jake

[David R]

haha hey Gold Tusk Sugar is actually better..! :laugh:

[iamstevienicks]

as solo artists

Gate trouble one

as a group

Sara cant songbird

[darklinensuit]

I'm bumping this for the newer posters. (Some of us can use some cheering up.)
The idea is to take the first word from each of your favorite Stevie, Lindsey, and Chris songs, in that order.
And I'm updating my name to:
Lady Without As :blob2: ;) :sorry:

- Jake

[blinker12]

Silver Countdown Over
LOL

[shackin'up]

Storms I Never :rolleyes:

[GypsySorcerer]

Beautiful Go Isn't :confused:

or

Sisters Tusk Songbird

[estranged4life]

Storms Tango Songbird...Sounds like military jargon for a mission :laugh:

[golden braid]

Landslide I'm Why :shrug:

[cliffdweller]

Silver Steal Think

:laugh: Not only does mine not make sense, it's not the least bit provocative!

[cliffdweller]

Storms Tango Songbird...Sounds like military jargon for a mission :laugh:

:laugh: Totally.

[Hippocampus]

Beauty I'm Spare :)

[cliffdweller]

Ooops. Let me revise:

Silver To Think.

Okay, like that's any better.

[xdreamsunwindx]

FM Songs-

Gold Eyes Oh
(Gold Dust Woman, Eyes of the World, Oh Daddy. That sounds... erm, different.)

Solo Songs-

Reconsider Someone I'd
(Reconsider Me, Someone's Gotta Change Your Mind, I'd Rather Go Blind. Sounds even weirder)

[Merf]

[Sisters of the Moon/ Tango in the Night / Isn't it Midnight]


Sisters Tango Isn't

:o

[darklinensuit]

Beauty I'm Spare :)

Sounds like the name of an ugly stripper, NO offense. :lol: (It's just the name, NOT you.)

- Jake

[macmar71]

Well, my favorites at the moment


Thrown (Down)
Holiday (Road)
Over (and Over)


So I would be Thrown Holiday Over!

[Faith]

Sara Tusk Behind

So I'm a drag queen with a very overt description of my fetish built right into my name.

Why do I think we should put an R rating onto this thread?

John
:laugh: that's hysterical

Beautiful Child Gypsy....ooh that sounds a bit "pedophilish" lol

[darklinensuit]

My favorites flip-flop every week.
What the hell. Put me down as Wild Second Come. :angel:

- Jake