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Old 12-24-2016, 05:36 PM
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Lindsey's dog walks in to a Western Union Telegraph Office.
Upon arrival...

Clerk - Okay, what do you want your telegram to read?


Dog - Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof.

Clerk - Oh, I noticed you have only nine words. Do you want to put in an extra woof, like it's for free?

Dog - No! That wouldn't make any sense.

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Old 12-25-2016, 01:12 PM
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Ha ha ha Good one!!!
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Old 12-27-2016, 06:26 AM
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Ha ha ha Good one!!!
Thanks!

I tried this joke after breakfast Christmas morning.
Only one person got it. I was told I'd better stick to
my magic tricks.
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Old 12-27-2016, 05:21 PM
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Lindsey's dog walks in to a Western Union Telegraph Office.
Upon arrival...

Clerk - Okay, what do you want your telegram to read?


Dog - Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof.

Clerk - Oh, I noticed you have only nine words. Do you want to put in an extra woof, like it's for free?

Dog - No! That wouldn't make any sense.
I don't get it...
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Old 12-30-2016, 03:47 AM
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I don't get it...
Well, Lindsey's dog is very intelligent and I'm
guessing that his message was very specific.


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Lindsey's dog walked into a bar and said to the bartender...

Dog - A pint of beer please.


Bartender - Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus.

Dog - Why? Do they need electricians?
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