worst stevie lyrics evahhhhhh!!!

[all the same]

Okay, this has probably been posted already too, but perhaps you feel like beating a dead horse?

Worst Stevie Lyrics:

"I remember him
He was very young
No one spoke like him
He was someone"

I nearly barf every time I hear those words. And the fact that she OPENS the Trouble in Shangri-La album with that kills me!

Another one that drives me crazy is...
"Love is very powerful"

Stevie? Seriously? You can do better than that! I do love that woman though!

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by all the same

Okay, this has probably been posted already too, but perhaps you feel like beating a dead horse?

Worst Stevie Lyrics:

"I remember him
He was very young
No one spoke like him
He was someone"

Really? I <3 those lyrics.....reminds me of a boy I once dated.


I dislike:


-"Children of the world, the forgotten chimpanzee"

-Desert Angel...the whole damn song

-"I want to fly through the world in a golden ball"

-TMMS chorus

[ChrystalGypsey]

She started a whole album with
"you can ride high atop your pony,
i know you won't fall,
cuz the whole thing's phony"
..............what a silly word to rhyme with pony

[all the same]

yup! The fact that she integrated the word chimpanzee into a song is pretty awful! I don't know. I'm still not a fan of "I remember him, he was very young..." It just doesn't have a good flow to it. Sounds awkward.

Another doozie is:

"It hurts my self esteem. It hurts my everything. I am reeling. Ooh, it hurts my feelings!"

Barffffff!!!

[ChrystalGypsey]

"everything he loved, he left at the fair"
from at the fair
what does this mean? he left a stuffed dog he won? his circus-folk girlfriend? what????

[ChrystalGypsey]

from all the beautiful worlds:
"Don't give that to her, baby give that to me"

I swear I wrote this in a song when I was 10 years old....

[amber]

There's a ton, IMO, but here's one I just recently noticed and it made me cringe.
"And your face becomes thin - You never thought it could"

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by all the same

Another doozie is:

"It hurts my self esteem. It hurts my everything. I am reeling. Ooh, it hurts my feelings!"

Barffffff!!!

Another one I love. But when it comes to me, I love everything Stevie writes (expect Desert Angel )....

"I am a cliff dweller, from the old school" is fairly bad, but it fits so well into the song that I have grown to love that line!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

There's a ton, IMO, but here's one I just recently noticed and it made me cringe.
"And your face becomes thin - You never thought it could"

How atrocious.

I'd be here all night typing in awful lyrics. They're more abundant than the zits on Hootchie Spears' face.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

How atrocious.

I'd be here all night typing in awful lyrics. They're more abundant than the zits on Hootchie Spears' face.

I know, you just have to do what pops into your head. I happening to be getting better aquainted with BD these days.

[GypsySorcerer]

Pretty much all of That Made Me Stronger and Desert Angel.

"Street angels live on the street and they always will." (Though the rest of the song is good)

[all the same]

Hilarious!!!

How about :

"Welllllllll... I talked to my famous friend last night.
My first night up... well, his second nighter."

My famous friend? Seriously? Famous? Why famous?

[GypsySorcerer]

"It's just like a river, it's never ending" is pretty bad, as is the "you can't have him" stuff in EFO.

[ChrystalGypsey]

There's a line from ghosts that I don't make any sense out of:
of course I looked it up, and I was singing it wrong for years...that always happens-- you sing whatever lyrics you thing she's saying, although....

To feel the empty spaces she's feeling
She depends on her music like a husband

Makes little sense...why feel what she's already feeling?

[amber]

Originally Posted by all the same

Hilarious!!!

How about :

"Welllllllll... I talked to my famous friend last night.
My first night up... well, his second nighter."

My famous friend? Seriously? Famous? Why famous?

That's a classic. Another Classic, in a song I love is "well, she dances around in a circle, well" Is there a name for double self parodying?