Liar, Liar, Now You're Fired

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Don't be so damn nit-picky! Remember, I have my right to bare arms.

lol..bear arms.

I really am not the best typist in the world.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

It's how Sean Connery says sentence?

+10 and a cookie!!!!

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Originally Posted by dissention

There once was a she-beast named Ann
They whispered she once was a man
When she gets a hair across her skinny white ass
You can see that her balls are made of brass
But in awful weather
Those balls clang together
And sparks fly out of her ass!

and this is the proclaimed "funniness" that is the memebers of The Ledge. Boy, I don't feel so bad now for the bad typing...it makes up for the lousy taste in humor.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by dissention

+10 and a cookie!!!!

Or people from Scenectedy.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

It's how Sean Connery says sentence?

LMAO...that is funny!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by Brwn_eyes0511

and this is the proclaimed "funniness" that is the memebers of The Ledge. Boy, I don't feel so bad now for the bad typing...it makes up for the lousy taste in humor.

I <3333333 my sense of humour.

At least I can say I have one. Posting photographs of babies with guns in their laps does not a funny post make.

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by dissention

There once was a she-beast named Ann
They whispered she once was a man
When she gets a hair across her tranny white ass
You can see that her balls are made of brass
But in awful weather
Those balls clang together
And sparks fly out of her ass!

It's been a long time since I've read a good limerick Thanks!!

And yeah brwn_eyes - you defninitely need to a) expand your horizons and open your mind

b) take some reading comprehension classes

c) stop being an idiot

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by dissention

I <3333333 my sense of humour.

At least I can say I have one. Posting photographs of babies with guns in their laps does not a funny post make.

That was a funny limerick, Yoda.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

That was a funny limerick, Yoda.

Does that make you a Jedi?

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

It's been a long time since I've read a good limerick Thanks!!

And yeah brwn_eyes - you defninitely need to a) expand your horizons and open your mind

b) take some reading comprehension classes

c) stop being an idiot

I love how all of that could be directed at me...but you guys are ALL:

a) Wise and smart beyond your years with complete open minds.
b) So confident in your comprehending skills that you criticize others for not seeing things the same way you do.
c) And better than others...so you can resort to name calling, because the term idiot couldn't even be applied to you.

[Sugar]

Brwn Eyes, I'm curious as to what other columnists you like...other than Ann Coulter

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

c) stop being an idiot

Yes, please. This sucker is troll-o-rama central. I wonder who it is? CarneVaca returned from the grave and having fun? 1/2 Insane gone fully insane? - although, since he already had, I don't know if this one's a go.

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Does that make you a Jedi?

Sure Though I guess I could be Diss' padewan learner...

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by Brwn_eyes0511

Michael Moore would still be a no-name if it weren't for his oscar speech which was deemed idiotic by even Ms. Barbra Streisand.

So Streisand is some sort of authority on the quality of speeches now?

Look, I'm just wondering when you'll kindly leave, since we just see you as someone to laugh at and pity, and even Deanna, one of the kindest people on the board, called you an idiot. If that happened to me, I would take a hike at that point. I'm capable of taking a hint in most cases. Unless your some troll created by dissention for entertainment purposes. (If that is the case, Diss--it was only funny for a little while, but it's getting old. )

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

Sure Though I guess I could be Diss' padewan learner...

Eeeeeee, that made me giggle like nothing has in a long while.