Stevie's outfit on Leno

[darklinensuit]

BLACKDRESS OF STEVIE ("Green Manalishi")

Now, when the day goes to sleep Sister of Moon looks
For dress that's so black while Christine McVie cooks
Don't you come spinnin' around
Makin' her wear things she don't want to

Can't believe that you need that old dress so bad
Platform sneakin' around, always all-black-clad
Sweater's on during Dreams
Making us see clothes we don't wanna see

'Cause you're da BlackDressing Stevie with the two-piece gown
All your corsets tied up, all your shawls hangin' down
Just taking same dress then spinnin' away
Leavin' smell here just tryin' to keep from following you

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

THE PLEDGE ("The Ledge")

Countin' days on fingers
Countin' days on toes
Sleeves down to your fingers
Watchin' as hair grows
We can love you, Stevie, but you can't throw out
Someone oughta tell you that that look is really out

Do you ever wear red
Do you sing "It's Late"
BlackDress Widow
Won't sing "I Can't Wait"
We can love you, Stevie, but that dress is worn out
Margi oughta tell you
Oughta tell you what changing's really all about
You're never gonna air out, Stevie
Oh, you're never gonna
Burn it, Stevie, burn it, Stevie, burn it, Stevie

Buy another sweater
Give pants another try
Wear another color
See who's surprised
We can love you, Stevie, but you must walk out
Somewhere in a brand new dress, and let us lose our doubt...

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Same Black (dress) aka Straight Back

What shawl shall I wear this time
when I play on stage?
Black dress is much older
but it'll never be put away
And you will cry, "it makes you not look thin!"
but i'll never change
Black dress will be made over, no
but will look...the same

black dress will look the same (same!)

Fingers find the black
stitching and a song
parody appears
from my fans who'd do no wrong

And they tell me why Stevie
do you wear black dress?
If you'd get another designer
you would look....
the best

you would look the best (best!)

hours and hours of design school for you
but you need a beating
hours and hours of dressing this way
it's eating at me

(hours and hours of design school for you
but you need a beating)

She remembers how good she can be
oh, she needs to fire Margie
Shadow, my black shadow
In my dreams...

hours and hours of design school for you
now you need a beating
hours and hours of dressing this way
it's eating at me

[greatdarkwing]

Burn That Dress Now (Go Your Own Way)

Wearing you, isn't the right thing to do...
How can I, ever dress the way I feel...
If I could, I would use more reds and golds...
How can I, Margi wont make them for me...

You can burn that dress now
Burn that dress now
You can buy one right before the tour in May
You can burn that dress now
Burn that dress now

Menopause, doesn't help at all....
A new dress, with some shawls are overdue....
If I could, baby I'd make them on my own....
Hell I can't, even work a remote control....

LOL!

~Alex

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
THE PLEDGE ("The Ledge")

Countin' days on fingers
Countin' days on toes
Sleeves down to your fingers
Watchin' as hair grows
We can love you, Stevie, but you can't throw out
Someone oughta tell you that that look is really out

Do you ever wear red
Do you sing "It's Late"
BlackDress Widow
Won't sing "I Can't Wait"
We can love you, Stevie, but that dress is worn out
Margi oughta tell you
Oughta tell you what changing's really all about
You're never gonna air out, Stevie
Oh, you're never gonna
Burn it, Stevie, burn it, Stevie, burn it, Stevie

Buy another sweater
Give pants another try
Wear another color
See who's surprised
We can love you, Stevie, but you must walk out
Somewhere in a brand new dress, and let us lose our doubt...

- Jake

Very good....very good indeed

[darklinensuit]

Thanks.
And for the record, I DON'T think Stevie should fire Margi. The problem is not the designs, but that Stevie picks one to wear all year long and then some. When Stevie started wearing this dress I liked it. It was better than the last one. Then it stuck around. And around. And around. Not Margi's fault. The customer is always right, I guess.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

CAPE AND CARDIGAN ("Gate and Garden")

There is an outfit
It can be buttoned
Well, it is not pleasant
And it has a cardigan
So to the funeral
Goes the fashion
And my party gown
Well, it's black, you know
It's made for widows who are grey
It's dowdy, you know
And I'm thin
It's just too tame for me today
Some fan steals it
Some fan steals it away
It scares me to death
I won't hide it on a shelf
I won't give it to my friends
Won't change an outfit
How many times have you said
Do I wear new
Well, I never did any night
Nobody sees nothing I fit
Well, it's worn, you know

It's everywhere
You say you seek a change
I say extend my hair
But don't change my outfit
How many times have fans said
Do I change you
Nooooooooooo
Do I change you
Nooooooooooo

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

STEVIE AND THE CREASED ("Beauty and The Beast")

You're not a strange dress to me
And you are boring to see
You don't even allow a flash of knee
You're worn a lot, but you're unaware how to seduce Lindsey

My Stevie lives in creased dress in the color of a mime
An old child mis-outfitted one more time
Seamless is a feature of the guise
And Margi the seamstress designs to cover Stevie's thighs

Oh, who is wearing new lace, who the one who's creased
Would you die of grieving if this look would leave
Two black rags that will never be sexy
Is that sweat or just a shadow under your sleeve

My love is a blond who's not been tamed
Oh, my love lives in new dress with no false boobies or hip pain
She sings "All the Beautiful Worlds", but never dresses the same
I never doubted eventually you'd change
I never doubted eventually you'd change

Changed what you are wearing
Where is the dress
There is no clothing
Without the dress

Your widowful widowful widowful widowful dress

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
My love is a blond who's not been tamed
Oh, my love lives in new dress with no false boobies or hip pain

LMAO!!! This might have been your best one yet!! Move over, Weird Al...here comes Weird Jake

[Lorraine]

Originally posted by greatdarkwing
Burn That Dress Now (Go Your Own Way)

Wearing you, isn't the right thing to do...
How can I, ever dress the way I feel...
If I could, I would use more reds and golds...
How can I, Margi wont make them for me...

You can burn that dress now
Burn that dress now
You can buy one right before the tour in May
You can burn that dress now
Burn that dress now

Menopause, doesn't help at all....
A new dress, with some shawls are overdue....
If I could, baby I'd make them on my own....
Hell I can't, even work a remote control....

LOL!

~Alex

Alex soooooooooooooooo coool!!! rofl


Lorraine

[Lorraine]

SISTERS OF THE BLACK DRESS (sung by Stevie)


Intense silence
As I walk on the stage
My black dress..... trailing
Moons ago this was made

And a black widow spider crawled
From the shadows of my dress
And the fans singing "STEVIE
You look such a MESS!"

All that confusion
It was hard to breathe
Cos the mothballs they were choking
Choking, choking..... mmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


So I checked into wardrobe
See if there was something new
Margi said "Oh Stevie, you don't have a clue"
That the people they love you
But still they are so cruel
They love you in your black dresses
But wear........ something newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


(talking mode)
She said "Stevie ditch that dress
Illusions are your game
Your fans want to see you in velvet
Not that BLACK DRESS AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


oooohhhhhhhhhh ooohhhhhhhhhh oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh







:

awwwwwwwwwwww poor Stevie (we love you really)

[dissention]

It's Ripe (Free Fallin')

She's a good girl
Loves her Blackdress
Loves incense and Liddy Buck, too

She's a fashion victim
Loves her mu-mu
Loves Chanel and lanky Mick, too

It's a hard life living without colors
There are stark blacks and sparse shades of bright
She's hurts our eyes 'cause she can't accesorize
She's a victim of faux pa's for wearing it more than twice

It's ripe
It's ripened with wear

All the stylists never got a phone call
She stuck with Margi and accepted no business cards
All the stylists salivate to meet her
And the stylists are appalled at her sight

"I want to dress you in red and some creamies
I want to ditch the sequins and tights
I want to fix your haircolor and fishnets
Then you can twirl for dramatic effect"

[Lorraine]

Hee Hee

Wonder if this thread will ever stop! Everyone is hilarious


Lorraine

[sparky]

Talk on the ledge says that dress is filled with dank mold
Those good friends of mine say it's so stiff that it won't fold
It's got to go
(got to go)
It's got to go
(got to go)
It is tattered at the seams
And so smelly that it steams
It's got to go
(got to go)
It's got to go
(got to go)
Cause we don't know long
We can go on
With you in the same dress
Signing all the same songs
Well well it's got to go

Who woulda thought that you'd fall for that rag
A rockin fashion queen is held hostage in a black bag
It's got to go
(got to go)
It's got to go
(got to go)
Cause you know it's so wrong
You've worn that thing for too long
That old corseted thing
Reeks like your brother's beer bong
Well well it's got to go !
OOOhhh it's got to go
Well it's got to go
Take your sequined platform Frankenboks With You !

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by sparky
Take your sequined platform Frankenboks With You !