David Letterman Top Ten Lists

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I was just cruising the official Late Night with David Letterman website and came across a couple of lists that mention FM. Just thought I'd share:

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latesho...19930924.shtml

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latesho...19990118.shtml

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I had a hard time loading those pages so I thought I'd just copy and paste for everyone else to read. Made my puter act real weird!!

Thanks for posting it Nancy! I love Letterman's Top Ten Lists!

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Top Ten Hillary Clinton's Tips for Making Your Man Happy


10. Ketchup-flavored lip-gloss

9. On special occasions, have the Marine band play Fleetwood Mac hits.

8. Air Force One Mile High Club

7. Give him pep talks: "Compared to you, Lincoln was just a monkey in a top hat."

6. Lean close, put you mouth to his ear and whisper, "Bubbaaaaaaa."

5. Spend plenty of time inside the beltway, if you know what I mean.

4. Take him away for a quiet weekend of taxing and spending.

3. Every once in awhile, let him run the country.

2. Add a little spice in the bedroom by dressing up as a McDonald's waitress.

1. Two words: fry everything

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Top Ten (The No Topic Top Ten List)


10. "Show me the monkey!"

9. Richard Simmons' oil steward.

8. Instead of "Frasier," the show would be called "Zach."

7. Two words: Tiara rash.

6. "Run for your lives -- it's Viagzilla!"

5. He takes your temperature with his finger.

4. "Did somebody say Mick Fleetwood?"

3. Now available in chocolate, vanilla, and lesbian.

2. Goodbye, Ginger Spice -- Hello, Lewinsky Spice!

1. "Oh my god, they killed Kenny G.!"


Joe

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Thanks for finding those.... I love Letterman!!!!

Maria