The greatest comedy sketch in the history of the universe, ever!

trackaghost · #1 08-09-2006, 04:32 PM

"I will leave you IN! I'll smack you in the mouth I'm Neil Diamond!!!!"

amber · #2 08-09-2006, 04:34 PM

Damn! I totally have to wait till I get home to watch it. *irritated*
Sorry, track.

trackaghost · #3 08-09-2006, 04:44 PM

This one comes a close second...

"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell"

hayley · #4 08-09-2006, 04:50 PM

We passed this link around the office last week and you could hear everyone howling all through the halls. I'd never seen the Glenn Frey one- OMG. AMAZING.

http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=mo...rticle&sid=795

trackaghost · #5 08-09-2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Damn! I totally have to wait till I get home to watch it. *irritated*
Sorry, track.

You will be sorry *shakes fist* (Just kidding!)

I also like this sketch. Is it wrong after watching it in the office today myself and a colleague kept using every opportunity to say "I am this close to raping you!!!" (only to each other, otherwise we probably would be out of a job right now

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trackaghost · #6 08-09-2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by hayley

We passed this link around the office last week and you could hear everyone howling all through the halls. I'd never seen the Glenn Frey one- OMG. AMAZING.

http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=mo...rticle&sid=795

I'm so sad I've had The H Is O one on a bootleg DVD for a long time, although my excuse is we don't get SNL here in Britain. "The H is O" was our office catchphrase for a while.

Don't you think the Neil Diamond Storytellers one is the greatest? I can watch it over and over again and the thought of America being a racist rant by Diamond never ever gets old. Ever.

hayley · #7 08-09-2006, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by trackaghost

I'm so sad I have The H Is O one on a bootleg DVD for a long time, although my excuse is we don't get SNL here in Britain. "The H is O" was our office catchphrase for a while.

Don't you think the Neil Diamond Storytellers one is the greatest? I can watch it over and over again and the thought of America being a racist rant by Diamond never ever gets old. Ever.

God, we were all crowded around the same computer watching "The H is O" and no one had seen it- I literally had to sit down on the floor, I was laughing so hard.

The Neil Diamond one is undoubtedly the best. I keep the link bookmarked. Whenever he does the "my bizarre insatiable and downright dangerous sexual habits drove me to write this song" and goes into Cracklin' Rosie, I almost pee myself.

Cool out. Everyone, just cool out. COOL OUT!@*(!

trackaghost · #8 08-09-2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by hayley

The Neil Diamond one is undoubtedly the best. I keep the link bookmarked. Whenever he does the "my bizarre insatiable and downright dangerous sexual habits drove me to write this song" and goes into Cracklin' Rosie, I almost pee myself.

Cool out. Everyone, just cool out. COOL OUT!@*(!

I cracked up again from just reading you quoting it! I love it.
Also, "This one is about how I killed a drifter to get an erection" before launching into Forever In Blue Jeans. Awesome.

michelle2677 · #9 08-09-2006, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by trackaghost

This one comes a close second...

"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell"

WTF??!!! I looked for this for forever and could not find it!!! aaaahhhhh!!!!