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Churck Norris is the man! Because his major export is pain!
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There is no intelligent design or theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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When Chuck Norris jumps in the water.. he doesn't get wet.. the water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep - he waits.
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the quickest way to a mans heart is with chuck norris's fist
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Chuck Norris does not read books; he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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