TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[LittleCharmer]

Seems I'm alone in my desire for quasi-violent, occasionally bloody, bitemarks-and-bruising sex.

I'll just get my coat..

Not menstrual blood, I hasten to add.

[chiliD]

Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

so when a doctor sticks his finger up an ass to check the prostate, that feels real good then?

Uhh...no.

I guess that's just from my own thing about the anus being an "out" door, not an "in" door.

Hey, I think after 30 years I finally understand what Led Zeppelin meant when they titled their album In Through The Out Door....wow!!! A little "slow", there, chili?

[fringed n fab]

If you're left bloody and bruised, that's not sex it's abuse to me.

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by chiliD

Uhh...no.

I guess that's just from my own thing about the anus being an "out" door, not an "in" door.

Hey, I think after 30 years I finally understand what Led Zeppelin meant when they titled their album In Through The Out Door....wow!!! A little "slow", there, chili?

Did you ever hear the Deep Purple tune "Knocking At Your Back Door"?

[HejiraNYC]

Originally Posted by RickRobert

Did you ever hear the Deep Purple tune "Knocking At Your Back Door"?

I think there should be a thread about benign songs /albums / titles that are subversively really filthy. Just a few that come to mind:

Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight"
Cyndi Lauper "SheBop"
Fleetwood Mac Tusk
Van Halen For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

I think there should be a thread about benign songs /albums / titles that are subversively really filthy. Just a few that come to mind:

Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight"
Cyndi Lauper "SheBop"
Fleetwood Mac Tusk
Van Halen For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

Custard Pie by Led Zeppelin! It truly is an important life skill to be able to do it without it being obvious Someone ought to teach David Coverdale how to... "Got a whitesnake mama, you wanna shake it mama, you're a whitesnake mama, don't you let it crawl on you"... really? REALLY?

[chiliD]

Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

I think there should be a thread about benign songs /albums / titles that are subversively really filthy.

Just head on over to the "Blues" section...almost EVERY song fits the criteria.


Among the most obvious:

"Let Me Play With Your Poodle" - Tampa Red

"Squeeze my lemon, baby, til the juice runs down my leg..."
-from Robert Johnson's "Traveling Riverside Blues" (yes, yes, I know, Led Zep stole it for "The Lemon Song")

"The Coldest Stuff In Town" - Whistling Bob Howe & Frankie Griggs

"Banana Man Blues" - Memphis Minnie

"Please Warm My Wiener" - Bo Carter

"She put one leg to the east, she put one leg to the west...I'm in the middle, tryin' to do my best" - from "Love Her With A Feeling" - Clarence Carter

[RickRobert]

Don't forget "Rattlesnake Shake"

[chiliD]

Originally Posted by RickRobert

Don't forget "Rattlesnake Shake"

And, also ZZ Top's "Tubesnake Boogie"

[RickRobert]

"Turning Japanese"

[markolas]

Originally Posted by chiliD

Just head on over to the "Blues" section...almost EVERY song fits the criteria.

For truth.

A few of my favorites:

- Keep on Churning (Till the Butter Comes) - Wynonie Harris

- What Is it That Tastes Like Gravy? - Tampa Red

- Need a Little Sugar in My Bowl - Bessie Smith

- Shave 'Em Dry - Lucille Bogan
(any song that begins with the lyrics "I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb" is a true classic that everyone ought to hear, IMO)

- Work With Me Annie - Hank Ballard & the Midnighters

- Let Me Bang Your Box - The Toppers

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by RickRobert

"Turning Japanese"

Was just about to mention this one - a brilliant example of filth-pop!

Roll With Me Henry - Etta James (I think)

Anything by Steel Panter...

[markolas]

I have a disc called Risque Rhythm. A few of the tracks:

- Big Long Slidin' Thing - Dinah Washington
- It Ain't the Meat - The Swallows
- Silent George - Lucky Millinder
- Rocket 69 - Todd Rhodes
- Mountain Oysters - Eddie "Lockjaw" Davis

[HejiraNYC]

Originally Posted by chiliD

And, also ZZ Top's "Tubesnake Boogie"

Oh, and ZZ Top's "Pearl Necklace"

[HejiraNYC]

Originally Posted by markolas

- Let Me Bang Your Box - The Toppers

OMG, the Robin Byrd theme song!

And any New Yorker who professes ignorance about Robin Byrd is either lying or they don't have cable television.