Ann Wilson's Sexuality

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by Zombie

^^^^

OMG, THAT'S DIFFERENT. I mean, judging from Stevie's past taste in men, more than half of us would totally have a chance if she were all lesbionic n' junk. I'm totally hotter than Jimmy Iovine. At least I have two eyebrows.

you are my new favorite person on the ledge.

i swear, when i watch the white wing dove video and sara comes on, when i see jimmy beating away, it takes me by surprise and scares me every.single.time.

you know when you open biscuits and you know it's going to "pop", but it freaks you out anyway? it's worse than that.

[Zombie]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

you are my new favorite person on the ledge.

i swear, when i watch the white wing dove video and sara comes on, when i see jimmy beating away, it takes me by surprise and scares me every.single.time.

you know when you open biscuits and you know it's going to "pop", but it freaks you out anyway? it's worse than that.

Aww! See what happens when you have two eyebrows, Iovine? Take notes!

ANYWAY, "Jimmy beating away"? I know what you MEANT, but...that is tee hee for me. Because I am a 13 year old boy at heart.

ANYWAY PART 2: Electric Boogaloo, I understand your pain re: Sara, because that particular performance is what I call my Auditory Prozac - whenever I am feeling even slightly icky, I watch it and then I feel better...as long as I brace myself for the Iovine Moment. Like, it took me a few times to get over so many close-ups of Waddy in Stop Draggin,' but I was able to do that, because whoa, it's Waddy, Waddy is awesome. But I cannot do the same for Iovine.

Also, your canned biscuit metaphor is priceless.

[michelle2677]

well, i wasn't quite certain what type of drum contraption it was, so i opted for "beating away" what was i thinking?

the only 2 things (3 things, actually) that get me with waddy on SDMHA is 1) stevie grabbing waddy's hair. 2) waddy's teeth. 3) the unsettling thought that stevie possibly "beat away" with him once or twice.

[Zombie]

^^^^

Waddy is terribly talented, which can make someone terribly attractive under the right circumstances. D'you think there's such a thing as "coke goggles"?

Anyway, clearly you were thinking AWESOME STUFF.

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by Zombie

^^^^

Waddy is terribly talented, which can make someone terribly attractive under the right circumstances. D'you think there's such a thing as "coke goggles"?

Anyway, clearly you were thinking AWESOME STUFF.

agreed. which is why she dated:

jimmy iovine
mick fleetwood
joe walsh
rupert hine


sh*t, i don't have time for this. it's why she dated everyone but lindsey and don.