Lindsesy loses to Hendrix in guitar duel

Gazza · #1 11-13-2003, 03:07 PM

Found this on a Guns N Roses fan site actually...

GUITAR ONE (mag) DECEMBER 2003 ISSUE
BATTLE OF THE AXES - 128 LEGENDS CUT HEADS
HENDRIX VS. SLASH

HOW IT WORKS
We chose 128 of music's greatest-ever guitar players. (The number might
seem strange, but we had to have a multiple of eight.) We looked at all
genres and all generations, then seeded them randomly and blindly in the
first round of the bracket we drew up. In each round, the duels were
judged on a single criterion. Round One, for example, is judged on Chops.
Round Two is based on Tone, then Originality, Versatility, Influence, Body
of Work, and, in the finals, something called the "X" Factor. In each
category, the grades went from1 (low) to 5 (high). Assembled in our dark
and chilly chamber, also known as "the bar," the editorial staff of G1
dueled it out for hours. Well, actually, we voted on each and every
player blindly (that is, not being aware of their opponents), rating the
strength of each in the aforementioned categories, then referring back to
the bracket to fill the scores in. Whoever had a higher cumulative score
advanced to the next round.

ROUND 1 - Judging Criterion: Chops
In this preliminary round we used the one criterion that serves to separate
most guitar plaers from their lesser peers: chops. Does a player have a
decent array of physical tools to work with? Can he express himself
skillfully with those tools? Can he hit the right notes at the right time?
Of course, while some guitarists have serious chops - refer to the '80s for
your best examples - many who have chops to burn possess little proficiency
in other categories. Still some guitarists with chops pulled off some
upsets early on ... here's the rundown of Round One.

#1 Seed - Jimi Hendrix 3.8 defeats #128 Seed - Sonny Sharrock 3.2
#61 Seed - Lyndsey Buckingham 3.7 defeats #68 Seed - Joe Perry 3.3
#29 Seed - Slash 3.7 defeats #100 Seed - John Frusciante 3.3
#45 Seed - Paul Gilbert 4.2 defeats #84 Seed - Dickey Betts 3.3

ROUND 2 - Judging Criterion: Tone
With half the guitarists now out of the picture, the headcutting became
slightly more interesting. Winners were now pitted against other winners,
and this time they were judged by another principal characteristic of great
guitarists: tone. All guitarists worth their weight - from Django to Danny
Gatton to Robert Johnson to Warren Haynes - have to possess a tone that fits
their character, their style, and their emotions. Tone, of course, can be
limited to the equipment at one's fingertips, or it can come from the
fingertips themselves. Just how much magic can a guitarist conjure from his
fingers? Sure, it's all well and good to possess big-time chops, but if you
don't have great tone to enhance those gifts, well, you might as well be a
butcher or a baker. Not that there's anything wrong with those noble
professions, of course.

Hendrix 4.5 (8.3) defeats Buckingham 3.8 (7.5)
Slash 3.4 (7.1) defeats Gilbert 2.2 (6.4)

ROUND 3 - Judging Criterion: Originality
Original, like unique, is one of those words that get bandied
about so often when describing guitarists - or, for that matter, any artists
- that it carries little if any weight. In fact, prevailing school of
thought is that everything in one way or another has been done before.
Think Eddie Van Halen was the first to tap a fretboard? Think again. Think
Yngwie was the first to take Bach at Mach speed? Not even close. Still,
while quite possibly no one in this headcutting duel is 100 percent original
in his playing, many are themselves originals, having stormed onto the scene
with no obvious precedent.

MARQUEE MATCHUPS
Jimi Hendrix def. Slash
Before either of these two guy plays a note, their getups scream
originality: an assortment of sashes, scarves, ruffled shirts, and
bejeweled jackets on one; and a top hat, curly facial curtains, and an
ever-dangling cigarette on the other. Thugh it's a dead heat in the fashion
department, when it comes to the originality of the guitar playing, this is
no contest. Slash may have dragged licks from Jimmy Page and Joe Perry
through the gutters of the Sunset Strip, but Hendrix transmuted the energy
of blues and soul into a psychedelic supernova. Plus, no one ever treated a
Strat with such ingenious cruelty.

Load of old bollocks really

BlueGrass · #2 11-13-2003, 03:21 PM

Yeah, I read this. Too bad had to match up with LB early on, it seems he got a pretty good rating compared to him. They also gave Lindsey props on his guitar work for SYW.

chiliD · #3 11-13-2003, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gazza
Lyndsey

{sigh}

Why doesn't he just change his name to "Joe" or "Mike" or "Sam"?

wondergirl9847 · #4 11-13-2003, 05:42 PM

Well, everyone gets my name wrong all the time too, so I can sympathize with Lindsey.

Christi
Christie
Kristie
Kristi
Chrysti
Cristy
Cristi

Oh, the list goes on and on. LOL

Gazza · #5 11-13-2003, 08:16 PM

Mine was a typo btw

DownOnRodeo · #6 11-14-2003, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chiliD
{sigh}

Why doesn't he just change his name to "Joe" or "Mike" or "Sam"?

Joe Buckingham. I like.

Steve Buckingham has a certain ring to it too...
And Christy Buckingham is MUCH better than Kirsten Buckingham

EDIT; whoops, 'Kristen' not 'Kirsten'. And its Messner, not Buckingam!

wondergirl9847 · #7 11-14-2003, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DownOnRodeo
And Christy Buckingham is MUCH better than Kirsten Buckingham

It IS, isn't it?

seteca · #8 11-14-2003, 07:01 PM

Try to imagine the brief moment of total confusion and excitement I experienced when i first saw the title of this thread (before I clicked on it)...

"Lindsey loses to Hendrix in guitar duel".

!!!!!!!

(Something like..."OMG....not only has he been resurrected, he's gone for a 1 on 1 against Lindsey!!"...lol!!

)

estranged4life · #9 11-15-2003, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wondergirl9847
Well, everyone gets my name wrong all the time too, so I can sympathize with Lindsey.

Christi
Christie
Kristie
Kristi
Chrysti
Cristy
Cristi

Oh, the list goes on and on. LOL

Seems people NEVER can spell my name...It's B-R-I-A-N, Not "brain" or "bryan"!!!

So I can sympathize too (So can my older brother Geary...Everyone mispells his name G-A-R-Y) with Lindsey & Christy...

B-R-I-A-N "Not #$%^&* brain" j.

Johnny Stew · #10 11-15-2003, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by estranged4life
Seems people NEVER can spell my name...It's B-R-I-A-N, Not "brain" or "bryan"!!!

As another "Brian," I feel your pain, dude.

My Grandmother accidentally wrote "Brain" on my very first birthday card, and I've been getting that ever since!
In fact, my family's nickname for me is "Brain."

But rest assured, we are not the only Brians that this happens to. This is an actual screen-cap from Yahoo! News a month ago... I got a huge laugh out of it.

Merf · #11 11-15-2003, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wondergirl9847
Well, everyone gets my name wrong all the time too, so I can sympathize with Lindsey.

Christi
Christie
Kristie
Kristi
Chrysti
Cristy
Cristi

Oh, the list goes on and on. LOL

Christy, I empathize as well, honey. My name is Meredith, and has been spelled a million different ways throughout my life...

Merideth --- probably the most common mispelling
Marideth
Meredeth
Maradeth
Maridith
Marydith
Merydith
Miridith
Maradith